The Humor List Postings for October 2000

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. remote Play..TOUCHDOWN !!!!!!! (aDULLt)
  2. Midlife for Women
  3. DNA Nusery Rhyme
  4. Honk If you love Jesus <offensive to Christians>
  5. Help!! Is There Anyone Up There??
  6. Two boys at the grocery store [Adultish]
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2nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Halloween
  2. The Ten Shortest Books
  3. Quotations from women about women...
  4. just *how* does that playoff contest go???
  5. Weird Business News #30 (1st of 3)
  6. Sense and Nonsense
  7. Honest Professional <Adult theme>
  8. Traffic Report for September 2000
  9. Resurrection Day
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3rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Whats that?
  2. Personal Ad <bad language>
  3. It Pays To Advertise
  4. 3 Guys
  5. Complete Forrest Guide to Chocolates <Some profanity, suggestive acts>
  6. "Lets EAT!!" snarled The Old Perfesser, bitingly. <adult>
  7. Weird Business News #30 (2nd of 3)
  8. Chemistry Experiment
  9. Gifts for the Teacher {Relatively Adult}
  10. A Man and his son
  11. Mother-in-Law
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4th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Military Exercise <clean>
  2. Politically Correct NFL
  3. Three Mice
  4. Miller Beer
  5. Legislative slips of the tongue from Cajun country
  6. Weird Business News #30 (3rd of 3)
  7. "The Law of Volunteering" <clean>
  8. How ta talk like a Lawyer
  9. You Know Youre From A Small Town in TX When.....
  10. Puppy Tails (Mostly Puns)
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5th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Rose
  2. The Cowboy && The Outhouse <distasteful>
  3. Sexual Positions
  4. Travelers
  5. Diet Reconditioning
  6. The Cat Years
  7. How Yodeling began (sexual references)
  8. dumb blone jokes <offfencivee to blonds>
  9. His Mother
  10. Microsoft tech
  11. Elderly Couple (sexual reference)
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6th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Murphys Laws of Golf
  2. Professoral definitions of "What is a kiss?"
  3. The Three Little Pigs
  4. 30 Times
  5. But the Good News Is ... <minor inference of adult activities>
  6. From "Readers Digest"
  7. Hes Reading, er, Listening to What?
  8. aussie joke <clean possible offencive to Australians>
  9. Indian Toilet Paper <s-word, adult>
  10. Golden OINkerS
  11. men in bed (suggestive)
  12. Inheritance
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7th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00 Part 1
  2. The Super Hot Chili Pepper
  3. A Bad Case Of The Stutters
  4. Adult Smiles
  5. No Control <Language>
  6. The dead frog (one urinary word)
  7. Baby Quiz
  8. Scented Candles for Men
  9. the KiD..The AdullT ... & wet spots
  10. The Paradox of Our Time by George Carlin <clean>
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8th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00 Part II
  2. A Woman in Midlife
  3. Bells Ringing!?
  4. Cow With No Horns
  5. Everything Melted
  6. Great line for those horizontally enhanced
  7. Definitions
  8. Columbus Day <Historically Dumb>
  9. obituery<offencive to southeners>
  10. The Advantages of Getting Older
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9th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Minister <off. to relig.>
  2. The House of Ill Repute [Adult theme]
  3. 4 Smart Dogs
  4. Lawncare chain letter
  5. Every Minute Counts (inspirational)
  6. The Golden Wedding Anniversary
  7. Useless Info!<CLEAN>
  8. The Duck Hunting Expedition
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10th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Living in California
  2. A Child Prays
  3. The discovery of E-merica
  4. "I must be goin crazy!" said MrsPerfesser, mindlessly.
  5. Its GOTTA be ELECTion tiME...
  6. Dangerous Foods
  7. meals on wheel <clean>
  8. Humor - Fire The Translator
  9. A "GOOD Joke"? -I for one think not.
  10. Joining the Church (adult)
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11th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. CRAP
  2. A New Ark
  3. Various Stages of Success
  4. High Tech
  5. Military Enlistment Oaths <Sexual References, Maybe Offensive to all Military >
  6. Ghetto Mama and Leroys <offencive to blacks>
  7. RE: CRAP
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12th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Lawsuit <clean>
  2. Charity?
  3. Deliveries In The Rear <adult, off. to homos>
  4. Thats Not What He Meant!
  5. Ladder To Success <Adult, Sexually Deviant>
  6. A POEM FOR COMPUTER USERS OVER 30<clean>
  7. And in this is ring..Wife!
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13th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Cross Your Fingers and Plan to Attend!!
  2. Prayers For The Rain <clean>
  3. Travelling???
  4. The Esteemed President of the United States
  5. New Genesis
  6. A limerick
  7. Unnatural Laws <Clean>
  8. Mens jokes <offencive to women><bad language>
  9. Astrological Predictions <adult>
  10. Genie joke
  11. "Puns of the Weak" 10/13/00
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14th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Mind of A Six Year Old
  2. The Window (inspirational)
  3. Embarrassed?
  4. The Nun and the Cabbie (Source Unknown)
  5. Wheres the Jewelry?
  6. Assorted Groaners
  7. I love her, but...
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15th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING Men room<language>
  2. Halloween Night (Source Unknown)
  3. My Only Pleasure
  4. Top 10 Reasons for Going to Work Naked
  5. SEX<ADULT>
  6. An Al Gore Introduction [Source Unknown]
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16th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Maid Service (long)
  2. Getting Old
  3. Some translations for all the misleading things hotels say
  4. A Committee
  5. ME?? A CYNIC?? <adult>
  6. word jumble<clean>
  7. Food Spoilage Guide <Poss nauseating to weak stomachs>
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17th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. From alt.language.latin (of all places). Slightly salacious.
  2. God hates figs <may be off. to the religious>
  3. Two Corporate Lessons (Old but still interesting)
  4. The Bet
  5. The Winner (Source Unknown)
  6. Kid Logic: A Collection of Exemplars
  7. Diary of a new cook
  8. Stolen Email
  9. "Can I Have a Free Sample?" the Old Perfesser begged. <adult>
  10. A Horth ith a Horth, of Courth, of Courth <adult>
  11. doctor&drinking <clean>
  12. Jewish Marriage <adultish>
  13. At least it wasnt mcDMikey s
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18th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Unlocked crap
  2. A Day At The Beach
  3. Chatroom encounter. Human or bot?
  4. Q & A <adult, totally offensive>
  5. Arkansas Professional Engineering Exam
  6. Exercising and Bodybuilding
  7. Lawyers <Offensive & Insulting to the Legal Profession>
  8. A Couple of Smiles
  9. couple of married ones<adult>
  10. Transcript of Presidental Debate
  11. Al Gore and the Can Lady
  12. Ghostly Pun
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19th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. A Deer Hunters Story
  2. Things That I Learned....
  3. Watch Your Language!!!
  4. The Drunk Driver
  5. My Incredible Journey
  6. Are You a Democrat or Republican? <Adult, sexual & insults both parties>
  7. Food Funnies
  8. from the 2000 political campaign {ADULT!}
  9. Roses of Life (Source Unknown)
  10. Top 10 Reasons Eve was Created
  11. Smoke Too Much -ufo-gardener<clean>
  12. In medical terms...
  13. Lost Toupee (sexual content)
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20th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. As the Years Go By...
  2. A Prayer
  3. Playing God <off. to rel. fundys>
  4. The Parrot <Language>
  5. Redneck haiku, part I of II
  6. How To Tell The Weather
  7. Clueless
  8. Guy Stuff
  9. asst.adult
  10. Outhouse Repair (may offend some)
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21st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00
  2. Football Rookies
  3. Famous People and Their Next Job Interview
  4. The Dog Show From Hell
  5. Squawks
  6. THINGS I WISH ID KNOWN BEFORE I WENT OUT IN THE REAL WORLD<clean>
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22nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Ohio DMV Act No. 69-13
  2. In The Beginning....
  3. Taste
  4. Vodka <Adult>
  5. Family Tree
  6. What I hear from Women!
  7. bobbitt<adult>drink
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23rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOUR> Rules for flight
  2. The First Grader <innuendo>
  3. Robins
  4. After Murphy...
  5. Emergency Medical Terminology
  6. Word Power
  7. Halloween Joke # 1
  8. A rose is a rose is a rose...
  9. Redneck haiku (end) & Standard time
  10. THINGS I WISH ID KNOWN BEFORE I WENT OUT IN THE REAL WORLD<clean>
  11. Ultra-Condensed Dr. Seuss
  12. How To Impress A Client <clean, f-word>
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24th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Stubby Tails (Puns)
  2. Animal Crackers
  3. Without Forethought [Adultish]
  4. Adult Smiles
  5. A Present For MrsPerfesser! <adult>
  6. Halloween Joke #2 <Derogatory to Italians>
  7. Father to too many
  8. Not Quite Right Headlines <clean>
  9. When Students Wrote about Religion
  10. Learn Chinese
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25th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Card Shark
  2. The Cat Test
  3. Another Genie Story
  4. Water Into Wine <off. to fundys>
  5. Halloween Joke # 3
  6. priest and a minister <offencive religion>rhymes<adult>
  7. Lots of puns
  8. Tiny Boobs (Body Parts Inequities)
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26th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Irritations in life <language, impatience, intolerance>
  2. A Childs Insight
  3. Chinese Laundry
  4. Two Guys in a Bar
  5. REDNECKS <adult, off.>
  6. Halloween Joke # 4
  7. 30 cruel things to say to a naked man!
  8. why<clean>
  9. Too Late: Somebody already Shot The Piano Player!
  10. Answer in the Bible
  11. The Irish Driver
  12. MANSON C-CHILDHOOD
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27th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Sex Jokes <adult>
  2. Adult Smiles
  3. Some handy tips <some language>
  4. Used Car Buyers Guide
  5. The Irish Lass
  6. Astrological Predictions <adult>
  7. Halloween Joke # 5 <Politically Incorrect w/ Adult Language>
  8. Rules for Halloween
  9. Useless Info!<clean>
  10. "Puns of the Weak" 10/27/00
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28th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Jewish Holiday (ethnic offense)
  2. The Baptism
  3. Need a Push
  4. Halloween Jokes - Costume Choices <Adult themes>
  5. Halloween Riddles
  6. Miss America
  7. for the women<adult>
  8. Its A Wacky World ! #87
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29th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. An Oldie with an Update
  2. Break-in
  3. Halloween Jokes <Adult content>
  4. Thoughts
  5. More Halloween Riddles
  6. Things Ive learned from my children (Honest and No Kidding):clean
  7. The Game Warden [Adultish]
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30th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. SPOOOOOOOOKY!!!!!
  2. Even More Halloween Riddles
  3. Halloween Tales
  4. More Halloween Jokes!! <Adult content>
  5. Subject: Name the abode<clean aduilt>
  6. Dont get Caught in the MIDDLE of the Road this Election!
  7. Unique Breakfast
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31st of October Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. SWEET Ho ho Ho (aDULLt)
  2. SWEET Ho ho Ho (a @DULLt gasps the F word..+
  3. The London Monster (Halloween Pun)
  4. Last of the Halloween Riddles
  5. The Old Perfesser... A Hollow Weener
  6. Another oldie, updated
  7. Last of the Halloween Jokes!! <Fun for all ages>
  8. Deer: The Next Terrorist Threat
  9. Computer gender <prob not offensive>
  10. Ways to keep awake in Church
  11. Swearing & ghost <language adult>
  12. Seeing-eye pilot
  13. Jeep Grand Cherokee
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31st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Outhouse
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