The Humor List Postings for September 2000

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Silly Signs 2
  2. At the Lawn Ornament Shop
  3. Top5 - 9/1/00 - Problems with Intels New Chip
  4. Top 10 Signs Your PC Is Expecting <clean>
  5. Words of Wisdom
  6. THE MASKED HERO <pun>
  7. Astrological Predictions <adult>
  8. Contemporary American political humor <mostly mean-spirited>
  9. College Rankings: Taking Men Into Account!
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2nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 9/1/00
  2. Going to work naked [Adultish]
  3. The Future - As Seen In the 1950s
  4. George W. Bush
  5. University Stereotype.
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3rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
  2. General Services Administration
  3. Assorted Smiles
  4. The Flood
  5. Weird Business News #29 (1st of 3)
  6. Driving Blues <adult>
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4th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Barbara Walters report
  2. Why didnt she tell him?
  3. Sports Commentators Brilliant Observations
  4. 4 Men & Their Dogs
  5. Weird Business News #29 (2nd of 3)
  6. Top Ten Rejected Slogans for Firestone Tires
  7. The Irrefutable, Incorrigible...Blonde! <clean>
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5th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5 - 9/5/00 - Signs Youre Watching a Bad Porno Movie
  2. On the Iraqi Border
  3. "I Love You" Virus Variations
  4. Change
  5. Then.... and Now <adult. off. to MrsT.O.P.>
  6. Weird Business News #29 (3rd of 3)
  7. Microsoft Error Messages in Haiku
  8. New Research <language>
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6th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Golf - Defined
  2. A Chain Letter
  3. Drinking Again.... <adult, off.>
  4. Proper Conduct
  5. Good Defense <adult>
  6. Top5 - 9/6/00 - Things Texans Do to Beat the Heat
  7. ITS SO HOT IN TEXAS THAT......
  8. Scouse Olympics
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7th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. A Childs Perspective (inspirational)
  2. The other side of the story <clean>
  3. Animal Kingdom
  4. You Wouldnt Believe It!
  5. On Marriage
  6. Fortune Teller
  7. HUMOR: the Nuns (Absolutely Offensive)
  8. Blonde joke
  9. Traffic Report for August 2000
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8th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Men Know...
  2. The Yeti
  3. Some more thoughts on marriage <inspirational>
  4. ETHNIC <adult, off.>
  5. Want A Quarter???
  6. Puppy Tails (Puns)
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9th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 9/8/00
  2. Dog Training
  3. What A Difference 30 Years Can Make!!!
  4. The Prospective Juror
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10th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Deifcient Noun Disease
  2. The Bar
  3. Once upon a time, the computer... <clean>
  4. NOW What Do You Think?
  5. Clinton/Titanic movie <adultish>
  6. Ruminations
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11th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Life
  2. Hamster Trouble -
  3. If it twerent for Stupidity...the return
  4. Gore- Bush Death Match - must be THAT time.
  5. Add another title
  6. Chelsea Clinton
  7. Peaches
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12th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Do You Remember....???
  2. The Pig!
  3. The Eleventh Commandment
  4. "YOU try living with that Banana Brain," said MrsPerfesser, fruitlessly.
  5. Happy Birthday, H.L.!
  6. What if Food Was Clean and Sex Was Dirty? <adult, sexual theme>
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13th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Old Mans Problem
  2. CLAP UR HandS ( off. to jewish and Singalong with Mitch fans)
  3. What Every Woman "Should" Know.....
  4. 101 Easy Ways to Say No (Part 1 of 2)
  5. Preggers
  6. THE GOOD SAMARITAN <adult, sexual theme & language>
  7. A few that Webster missed!! <clean>
  8. U.S. Presidential Campaign 2000: Final Report
  9. Texas in Ireland
  10. I Love You, So Much!
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14th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The ABCs of ex-girlfriends <sexist, male chauvinist, & an old one>
  2. An Old Sailor [Adult theme]
  3. Lesbianese <adult>
  4. Health Warning
  5. SEX SIGNS (Pt 1) *Fire Signs* <adult, sexual theme & language>
  6. 101 Easy Ways to Say No (Part 2 of 2)
  7. Is that ABEND in the road?
  8. Captives
  9. Dating Versus Marriage
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15th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Taxes!
  2. 10 Little Spammers
  3. Limericks <adult>
  4. Slang synonyms of breasts <sexist, crass, vulgar. Stupid, too>
  5. SEX SIGNS (Pt 2) *Air Signs* <adult, sexual theme & language>
  6. air & sex <adult>
  7. Little Johnny Strikes Again
  8. Rookie cop
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16th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 9/15/00
  2. His and Hers Road Trip
  3. The New Hospital Wing
  4. Cross-eyed Dog
  5. SEX SIGNS (Pt 3) *Water Signs* <adult, sexual theme & language>
  6. Computer Terms
  7. How to tell if youre a geek
  8. Mothers Coments <clean>
  9. Olympics ....AUSSIE LAND TOURIST GUIDE
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17th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Olympics (Offensive to Russians)
  2. GORE...JEWS...HILLARY : Cheerleading from hell
  3. The Old Mans Money
  4. Boys Night Out <Language>
  5. SEX SIGNS (Pt 4) *Earth Signs* <adult, sexual theme & language>
  6. Merge-Matic Books <practically clean>
  7. Is The Bible True?
  8. Lawyer & Clinton Joke
  9. Bushisms of the Week
  10. If you can <clean>
  11. Tiger
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18th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Advice for the Hormone Hostage
  2. Things to Ponder
  3. The First Jewish President
  4. Say Your Prayers.....
  5. PROFESSIONAL ATMs
  6. elevator <adult>
  7. The K-Y TURTLE *aDULLt*
  8. Tips for Working Hard
  9. I *still* prefer women!
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19th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. A hungry baby
  2. Your 1st Time
  3. Hormone Hostage
  4. The Old Perfesser.... Never Say He Dont Try!! <adult>
  5. WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN MATES <Adult theme>
  6. CAT DIARY
  7. condom & Impotence<adult>
  8. JUST FRED (aDULLt) Just aDULLt
  9. A Footnote to the 2000 Presidential Election
  10. Dressed up rooster
  11. Dont tell her!!!
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20th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. At the Wishing Well
  2. Thoughts for Today (inspirational)
  3. First Time In Church
  4. Food Funnies - Haikus
  5. PONCHO VILLA <Adult, may ruin appetites>
  6. facts of marriage
  7. ski trip <clean>
  8. Our National Shame! <Humor???>
  9. Advice from a smart man
  10. Ways to tell someone their fly is Unzipped (adultish)
  11. A Biological Groaner
  12. With a Song (Puns)
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21st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. At Heavens Gate
  2. Womens Training Courses
  3. In the event you leave the house <clean>
  4. Nympho convention
  5. TRAVEL AGENT HORROR STORIES
  6. Taking Over The Enterprise
  7. Dear Mr. Vice President
  8. The Apes Dilemma
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22nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Smiles
  2. 9-1-1 Caller
  3. Metal Spoons <clean>
  4. Astrological Predictions <adult>
  5. Top News Story
  6. It hurts everywhere!
  7. Technology
  8. Managed Friendship
  9. Olympic Jokes <adult, difficulty: 6.2>
  10. Classic Flat Tire
  11. How to sing the blues.
  12. bargain???
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23rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Sounds like my kind of luck!
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 9/22/00
  3. Yea, Verily...
  4. Not Until
  5. [Fwd: Word count]
  6. One of *Those* Kind of Nights
  7. Old Folks Games
  8. Management vs. The Light Bulb
  9. Who reads these newspapers?
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24th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Second World War
  2. Newlyweds <adult>
  3. Thirty Minutes To A Cleaner House
  4. Fired After The Staff Party
  5. Finance
  6. In Praise of Older Women <Adult theme, maybe offensive to Younger Women>
  7. Verily
  8. Dear Lord
  9. Bumper Sticker <off to Bushies>
  10. Why dew Zippers get Rusty ((aDULLt))
  11. The Honest Lawyer
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25th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. IT"S AMaZinG !!
  2. Assorted Adult Smiles
  3. Noahs Ark... If It Happened Today
  4. Kids.... SHEESH!!!
  5. Dog on the Run
  6. Signing <Adult gestures and translations>
  7. Job opportunity
  8. Modern Day Psychiatry
  9. The Friendly Teacher
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26th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Assorted Smiles
  2. The Stages of Life - Male
  3. The Old Perfesser Aint Feelin Too Good... <adult>
  4. Moms Favorite Brownie Recipe
  5. Marriage Sniffles
  6. The Prize
  7. "Moses" & "The Visitor" (Religious Humor)
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27th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Stages of Life - Female
  2. A Rainy Night in London [Adultish]
  3. If Men Planned.....
  4. From Near And Far.... <adult, mucho offensive>
  5. Hospital Humor <Adult Language & Activities>
  6. Running Rabbit <adult>
  7. Standing in Line
  8. Hows That Again?
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28th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Plea <clean>
  2. MOMS FAVORITE BROWNIE RECIPE
  3. And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day....
  4. Womens Compact Instruction Book
  5. Dont You Dare!!!
  6. Bedroom Golf & Suckers <Adult, sexual themes>
  7. Sewage< =?iso-8859-1?Q?Resqu=E9=3E?=
  8. pedantic proverbs and one nursery rhyme
  9. The Shepherd and the Technocrat
  10. Stupid human tricks
  11. Dubya Says...(off to Republicans)
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29th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. 19 Things to think about
  2. Adult Smiles
  3. Just Think About It
  4. Lets Drive Everyone Crazy!! <this is only a joke ... dont try this at
  5. Astrological Predictions <adult>
  6. God & Moses: A Little "Happy New Year" Story
  7. Birth of a Hamster
  8. Charity begins at home?
  9. Health Tip [Adultish]
  10. Puns of the Weak: 9/29/00
  11. Daily Mud Bath
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30th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Homeowners Guide to Tools
  2. Terrible - read these and weep!
  3. All Purpose Excuse Form
  4. Feelings...
  5. Dubya Speaks!
  6. The 3 bears [language]
  7. The Sweet Smell of Success!
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