The Humor List Postings for August 2000

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. In the beginning........(poss. off to religious)
  2. The Mastercard Commercial That Never Made It On The Air
  3. The Mimtresses
  4. Assorted Smiles (mature)
  5. More beer....
  6. Top5 - 8/1/00 - Songs Napster is Singing These Days
  7. T.O.P. takes a Vacation <adult>
  8. {Humour] A Programmers Guide to Languages
  9. Bumper Sticker Sayings
  10. Songs Napster is Singing These Days
  11. Password <poss. off. sexual double entendre>
  12. More Golf Stories <clean>
  13. Take good care of him!
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5 - 8/2/00 - Overheard at the Republican Convention
  2. Wheres YOUR Mind?
  3. Blonde Medical Terminology
  4. REDNECKS <adult>
  5. Traffic Report for July 2000
  6. Summer camp
  7. Some Classic Groaners
  8. <adult> And the moral of the story is...?
  9. Double Entendres concerning certain parts of the female anatomy
  10. Broom wedding (pun)
  11. Harry
  12. Weird Business News #28 (1st of 3)
  13. Surd-Times: A Mixed Lot! <clean>
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Driving Rules for Idiots
  2. A Martial Dispute
  3. Jesus
  4. Speed Boat
  5. Weird Business News #28 (2nd of 3)
  6. THE TRUTH ABOUT INVESTMENT
  7. The Boat Cruise
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Resumania
  2. Astrological Predictions <adult>
  3. More Classic Groaners
  4. kids! (suggestive)
  5. Having a Bad Day???
  6. His name must have been Clinton!
  7. To The Top
  8. Weird Business News #28 (3rd of 3)
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Paddy Declares War
  2. Old Soldiers
  3. "Puns of the Weak" 8/4/00
  4. Sally
  5. A Couple of Smiles
  6. Las Vegas weather
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Preacher
  2. Forgot his Tickets (adult)
  3. A Rednedk [Adult]
  4. Biker trick
  5. Hes Not Good Looking
  6. Dog Daze (Puns)
  7. Group Therapy
  8. Your Drink Reflects You <cleanish>
  9. Doctoring...
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A Baby Brother
  2. Indian Jokes<offensive to Indians>
  3. Shopping With Dad
  4. Biblical laws for children - Part 1 of 2 - <may be off. to the religious>
  5. The Hijacker (adult)
  6. Ten Signs... <adult>
  7. Blonde (language)
  8. Q&A time. US political. Potentially racist, sexist, and anti-semitic even
  9. Choices, choices <adult>
  10. Duels and Darwinism (two topics!)
  11. And it came to pass...
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Helping The CEO
  2. A Ham Sandwich with Mustard
  3. Dogs vs. Men
  4. Biblical laws for children - Part 2 of 2 - <may be off. to the religious>
  5. The Old and MrsPerfesser <adult, off. to MrsPerfesser>
  6. Rake (sexual references)
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Re-engineering - What We Get <clean>
  2. Children
  3. Fun Fruitcake
  4. Assorted Smiles (mature)
  5. Another Damn Magazine Test!! <adult>
  6. Stubby Tails (Puns)
  7. Worlds Shortest Books (New Titles)
  8. Mishmash <clean-ish>
  9. Reasonable Doubt
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Partying Priests
  2. The Email Blessing
  3. A Kiss is Just a Kiss
  4. Points to ponder
  5. The Lesser Known Gods (Part 1)
  6. Thought For The Weekend <clean>
  7. Politically Correct Signage (Off. language)
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Lesser Known Gods (Part 2)
  2. Wisdom of the Ages
  3. Create A Logo
  4. Assorted Mature Smiles
  5. Titanic
  6. Los Alamos Security Changes
  7. The Travel Agent
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Prison Pun
  2. Would You Be Willing?
  3. "Puns of the Weak" 8/11/00
  4. Ponderousness
  5. Little Known Facts
  6. Ruminations
  7. Charity
  8. Fishing for Carp
  9. Men !!!! (poss. off to macho types)
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Sorry About Your Smoke Detector <language>
  2. Assorted Smiles
  3. Understanding
  4. Letter Excerpts
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Pregnant Horse [Adult]
  2. Surd-Times: More Confusion! <non-clean, gross>
  3. Sex On The Brain?
  4. Assorted Smiles
  5. Them Doggone Ducks!
  6. Blonde joke
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Wishful Thinking
  2. Mustard
  3. Deathbed Question
  4. Voting With The Old Perfesser (and other stuff, too) <adult>
  5. Men and Women Defined
  6. Grrooaaann!
  7. Death notice (couple of nasty words)
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Climax <adult>
  2. Carter vs Clinton
  3. My Wish List....
  4. FREE STUFF!!!!
  5. Political Correctness For Teenagers
  6. The Beverly HillClintons [Adult language]
  7. Sale on eBag
  8. Irish Tales <cleanish>
  9. The Nuns Dilemma
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Birth Rate
  2. New Marriage Rules
  3. A Collection Of Things Ive Learned
  4. HOMEWORK <off. to parents>
  5. Real Ads
  6. Your Fly is Unzipped (suggestive)
  7. Pun ( =?iso-8859-1?Q?risqu=E9?= )
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Religious Groaners
  2. Adult Smiles
  3. A Matter Of Interpretation <adult, classic>
  4. Top5 - 8/18/00 - Overheard at the Democratic Convention
  5. Astrological Predictions <adult>
  6. Beauty Oil?
  7. Amish Virus
  8. Amish elevator
  9. Memo from Al
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 8/18/00
  2. Kills Fleas & Ticks
  3. A Collection Of Things Ive Learned
  4. Football Fan (language)
  5. Lab Lawyers
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Assorted Adult Smiles
  2. Sports Scholarships, An Oxymoron?
  3. Honesty
  4. Surd-Times: More Of Our Man! <clean>
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Assorted Smiles
  2. REDNECKS <adult, off. to Bubbas>
  3. Pager Problems
  4. Medical Sex Facts
  5. Commentary: Political Tickles
  6. The Gentlemen from Krakow
  7. Sports Scholarships
  8. Q&A
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Blondes weight problem
  2. Smithsonian finds...<clean>
  3. Ten Things to Do as Your Plane Goes Down <probably in bad taste>
  4. Friends (inspirational)
  5. ancient condoms poem [adult]
  6. Thoughts You Can Live Without
  7. Taxes <adult>
  8. The Old Perfesser - Man of Integrity? <adult>
  9. ADULT DIAPERS HAIKU
  10. Skinny Gorilla Saga
  11. Over the hill
  12. Politics [Adult Language]
  13. A Snake Story
  14. Of Speeches <clean>
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Golf in Ireland (sexual reference)
  2. Excruciating Puns
  3. Birthday Gifts / The Ball <adult, dirty words>
  4. A NIGHT AT THE RACES ( =?iso-8859-1?Q?Risqu=E9?= )
  5. <humor> Storytellers last laugh
  6. Get a Horse, er, Hat!
  7. Garbage collector
  8. The Smart Blonde
  9. hornymoon (risque)
  10. Once A Day
  11. Management Lessons
  12. Growing Up
  13. Married 20 years...(sexual references)
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Questioning MicroSoft
  2. Top5 - 8/24/00 - Problems With Your Schools Uniforms
  3. Some Neat Facts
  4. A Fish Story.
  5. How The Government Works <off. to citizens>
  6. <humor Another virus warning
  7. College Freshmen in 2000
  8. Get your palm read <adultish>
  9. The Blondes Mail
  10. The Eleventh Commandment
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Serious Dilemma
  2. Taoist Jokes <clean, disrespectful to Taoism, some groaners>
  3. Things I Learned From Mom
  4. Growing Up
  5. Astrological Predictions <adult>
  6. Rustic Humor
  7. Whats in a name?
  8. Blondes Convention
  9. Maximum Security
  10. Work Language
  11. Genealogy and Creative History
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 8/25/00
  2. Silly Jokes 1
  3. 3 Little Pigs.....Italian Style
  4. Lucky Pig
  5. Medical or Surgical
  6. Its Bill again!
  7. Spiders [Adultish]
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Assorted Adult Smiles
  2. Silly Jokes 2
  3. Salary Increase Request [Adult]
  4. YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT IF....
  5. More Groaners
  6. A Chip Off The Old Blockhead
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A Guest for Supper
  2. Adult Smiles
  3. Rights?!? RIGHTS??? HAH!!! <still off. to citizens!>
  4. Mother-in-law < offensive to mother-in-laws>
  5. more phallic humor
  6. Silly Jokes 3
  7. Hallucinations
  8. The Wisdom of Native Americans
  9. Southern Hospitality <offensive to lots of folks>
  10. Justice Finally Prevails
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Adult Puns of the Month 8/00
  2. A Few Smiles
  3. Silly Jokes 4
  4. A Zen joke <a groaner, actually>
  5. T.O.P. - the Anniversary Edition <adult, off. to MrsT.O.P.>
  6. A Briss is Just A Briss
  7. True Tale from WV?
  8. Tummy tuck anyone?
  9. Snappy Replies
  10. Computer Setup
  11. Really Bad riddles
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Dog Rules
  2. Silly Jokes 5
  3. Q & A <adult>
  4. Bear Hunters
  5. Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc (Part II)
  6. Friends (inspirational)
  7. Schooling - not a road to riches
  8. For a Long Weekend....<clean>
  9. The Talking Dog
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Silly Signs
  2. A Couple of Smiles
  3. Making Good Impressions
  4. Kids! Cant live with em......
  5. Youve Got To Be Kidding?
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