The Humor List Postings for July 2000

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:31 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 6-30-00
  2. Assorted Smiles
  3. Thirty minutes to a cleaner house
  4. Quotes from our VP (offensive to Gore supporters)
  5. Fwd: May/ November
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2nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Anniversary rememberances <adult>
  2. Courtroom Proceedings
  3. Australian Aviation Magazine
  4. Compose Your Own Rap/House/Disco Song! <clean>
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3rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. A Couple of Smiles (adult)
  2. The Marina & Marco Polo (Puns)
  3. Computer Age Sayings and Damsel in Dis Dress
  4. Hollandaise Season <clean>
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4th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Bushisms
  2. Teddy Bears
  3. Software Engineers On The Go! <clean>
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5th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Happy July 4th (insp.)
  2. An astute observation [Adult]
  3. Some time honored truths
  4. Redneck engineering exam
  5. True Blew (aDULLt)
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6th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Raise <clean>
  2. THING 2-----------STINKer
  3. Sven and Ole
  4. Martha Stuart eat your heart out!
  5. Astrological Predictions <adult>
  6. DIY Virus
  7. Traffic Report for June 2000
  8. Always, The Instructions <clean>
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7th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Poison
  2. COOKING WORDS
  3. Buying Drinks
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8th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 7-7-00
  2. 2 + 2 = what???
  3. Every Woman Should Have...
  4. Assorted Smiles
  5. A Thank You Letter
  6. Melvin Durais Humor Column
  7. The Agent
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9th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Every Woman Should Know...
  2. Fourrrrrrrrr
  3. Project Managers: Get To Know Them <clean>
  4. The Widow -
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10th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. big P / little U /the end N
  2. How bout a drink?
  3. Factoids
  4. Boob Chips
  5. The Redhead And The Lawyer / Vacation <adult>
  6. 20 Things To Do At A Fast Food Drive-Thru
  7. An idea for a new tv show:
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11th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. More Chinese English <clean>
  2. A Weeks Worth Of Sayings
  3. The Old Man and the C: prompt
  4. Vampires in Italy (off. to Italians)
  5. Ode to a boob
  6. Fun With The Old And MrsPerfesser (while they out of town!) <adult>
  7. So Sue Me
  8. Vulcan Humor <clean, bit long>
  9. Stagecoaches
  10. Getting to know you
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12th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Technical Support Call
  2. More Chinese English Instructions
  3. The Honeymoon
  4. Blonde jokes
  5. Revenge story
  6. Top5 - 7/12/00 - Things Overheard at ModCon
  7. Abraham (Satire)
  8. Computers in the 1960s
  9. A Little Pocket Of Oppression <clean>
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13th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Life
  2. Bumper Stickers
  3. Two-Bits Anyone?
  4. Bad Prose. The Bulwer-Lytton contest
  5. Astrological Predictions <adult>
  6. Wino reasoning <adult>
  7. News of Other Life Forms
  8. Computers in the 1960s (part 2)
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14th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. 1915: The School Teacher <clean>
  2. Baby
  3. Perfume Shopping <adult>
  4. The Bad Dream <adultish>
  5. Astrological Predictions <adult, off. to fundys>
  6. Hurricane pop quiz
  7. Urban Legends, Blather and Post-It Notes
  8. Stubby Tails (Puns)
  9. Computers in the 1960s (part 3)
  10. More supposedly true stories...
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15th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Train Wreck
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 7/14/00
  3. Mommy, Sleep With Me
  4. Assorted Smiles
  5. Please help this poor boy with just a head and a burlap sack full of leaves... (satire, language)
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16th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Newly Inspired Viurses
  2. The Deacons Plea
  3. The Bucket
  4. A Few Smiles
  5. HUMOR Digest - 11 Jul 2000 to 12 Jul 2000 (#2000-194)
  6. Computers in the 1960s (Last one)
  7. The New Generation <clean, f-word>
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17th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Chivalry
  2. Taters
  3. Assorted Smiles
  4. White Lies <adultish>
  5. Womens lib suceeds!
  6. A million, a billion.... Whats The Difference??
  7. <humor> Keep an Eye on Em!
  8. Oil Problems
  9. Frenchmen <adult, classic>
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18th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Random humorous quotes
  2. Shakespearian Insult Kit
  3. Things Not To Say On A First Date <adult>
  4. The Princess with the melting touch
  5. Assorted Smiles (mature)
  6. Stories Of The Old Perfesser <adult>
  7. 39 Warning Signs Of Insanity
  8. Building up that vocabulary!!!
  9. Breakdown <cleanish>
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19th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Himalayan Adventure
  2. The lawyer [Adultish]
  3. Computer Viruses
  4. Alternative Lifestyles <adult>
  5. Oh to be 10 Again! <humor>
  6. 3 Chinese Graners
  7. What goes round...
  8. The Seminar <adultish>
  9. Guide To Survival On Indian Roads - Part 1/2 <clean>
  10. Bubba joke (Off to rednecks)
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20th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. PUN ALERT
  2. Chop And Drop <adult>
  3. Nerds
  4. Adult Humour
  5. Revenge <sexual>
  6. Girl Power
  7. Requiem
  8. Clinton Bashing Jokes
  9. VEEP Sweepstakes
  10. Speaking Teksun
  11. Guide To Survival On Indian Roads - Part 2/2 <clean>
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21st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Car For Sale
  2. Bill Gates
  3. The World According To......
  4. Astrological Predictions <adult>
  5. Speaking Teksun
  6. Newspaper Headlines
  7. Mondegreens, Chapter 3 <humor>
  8. Cat Rules
  9. Liver and Cheese
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22nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. "Puns of the Weak" 7/21/00
  2. Really....?
  3. adapted from [jacks_weekly_jokes] Jokes 7/2000.4
  4. The Coffin
  5. Helpful Hints To Make Life Easier
  6. The Preachers Command!
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23rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Counterfeiter
  2. Lungs
  3. Barber Shop
  4. Surgeon Generals Report
  5. Things Heard in Courtroom....
  6. Hillarys New Parrot
  7. Potter Mania <clean>
  8. Injun Trouble
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24th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Check Up
  2. Golfing [Adult language]
  3. SMILES
  4. TIMES WHEN THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE (adult language)
  5. Windows 98 Recall
  6. I See London, I See France.... oops!! <adult>
  7. Little Leroy
  8. The World According To Andy Rooney <cleanish>
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25th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Important information that not everybody knows
  2. Little Johnny Strikes Again!
  3. Get Real!
  4. Say "AHHHH" <adult, off. to MrsPerfesser>
  5. Repelican VP Sweepstakes: Down to The Wire <Politics>
  6. Cosmetic surgery
  7. Adult Puns Of The Month: 7/00
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26th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Saving For The Future <adult, classic>
  2. Anum and Nar <General>
  3. Red Buttons
  4. Practical Joker
  5. Assorted Smiles
  6. I want to know you better <practically clean>
  7. New State Mottos
  8. Q & A <adult>
  9. Some Short Groaners
  10. Judge Lashes Out at "Dreadful" Nightclub Girls
  11. Dear oh Deer
  12. Los Alamos Fire Revelation
  13. When Santa Runs Out of Prozac <adult>
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27th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. A Big Man in a Small Town
  2. Martian Couple Swap
  3. ETHNIC <adult>
  4. A Couple of Smiles
  5. True Story (?!?) <adult folklore>
  6. Fire in George W Bushs Residence
  7. Barking <off. to women>
  8. New Drugs (adult)
  9. The Correct Estimate <clean>
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28th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Laws You Need To Know
  2. The U.S. Democratic Party Emblem [Adultish]
  3. Adult Smiles
  4. Astrological Predictions <adult>
  5. VP Selection
  6. The Saga of John Wayne Bobbit
  7. The Manager & The Engineer
  8. The Second Coming Project [May be offensive to some christians]
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29th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Loaves and Fishes (poss. Off to religious)
  2. "Puns of the Weak" 7/28/00
  3. A True Story
  4. Why Men Are (Justifiably) Proud of Themselves
  5. The Headstone <not offensive>
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30th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Laugh @ Your Desk [Adult, Vulgar, & Crude]
  2. The Smart Secretary
  3. In My Day
  4. The manager & the engineer
  5. Smart Dogs
  6. The Golfer & The Caddy <clean>
  7. New company policy (Off. to Management types)
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31st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Funeral Procession
  2. Smart(ass) Professor!
  3. Dr. Seuss
  4. Lawnmower for sale
  5. The Sermon
  6. Old Habits Die Hard <clean>
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