The Humor List Postings for May 2000

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:31 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. George & Harriet
  2. ITS A MIRACLE!!!! <adult>
  3. Goin huntin
  4. A Question of Size [Adultish]
  5. Republic of Texas Constitution <off. to Texans>
  6. Thats My Boy..>aDULLt<
  7. Identifying slimy creatures
  8. Testing Methodolgies - Part 1/2 <clean>
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Fish at a restaurant
  2. Makes u wanna go hmmmm...
  3. I Fought The Law And The Law Won... <off. to T.O.P.>
  4. Humor: Sexual chemical elements
  5. At the Urologists
  6. Weird Business News #25 (1st of 3)
  7. Testing Methodologies - Part 2/2 <clean>
  8. Recent Groaners
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Find The Lord
  2. Misleading Riddles
  3. Black Eye
  4. an even better "best bar joke ever"
  5. Why Dogs are Better than Men
  6. Its A Wacky World! #85
  7. The American President <political>
  8. Two Prayers
  9. Chili Cookoff
  10. Another Weight Loss Programme <adult>
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5 - 5/4/00 - The Disney/Time-Warner Negotiation
  2. Are You Feeling Old Today?
  3. Nice Butt... <adult, off.>
  4. Men dont listen well, do they!
  5. Weird Business News #25 (2nd of 3)
  6. Nazis and the Mayor of NYC {POLITICAL!!! MAY OFFEND}
  7. WHITe wASH... (off to SOMEbody in the world )
  8. Terminate, your employee...<clean>
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. BLONDES & EXAMS
  2. SURVIVAL TIPS
  3. Weird Business News #25 (3rd of 3)
  4. Vagina Monologues <off. to the sensitive>
  5. <clean> Offensive to overweight People
  6. Puns of the Weak: 5-5-00
  7. Dread diseases <adult>
  8. In Australia
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. True Confessions <language>
  2. Limericks <adult>
  3. Assorted Stuff
  4. Limerick
  5. Pull it out!!!
  6. Its A Wacky World! #86
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Lawyers!!!
  2. >HUMOUR> unLOVEd and rejected
  3. Interview Skill-set <clean> - Part 1/2
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Computers/Movies
  2. ETHNIC <adult, off.>
  3. Fun with Bill and al
  4. How to talk like a Texan
  5. ATMs - <offensive to women>
  6. Good Ol FHA
  7. BAAAAaaWHOA! ( aDULLt)
  8. Interview Skill-set <clean> - Part 2/2
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. SWIM BABY SWIN ( aDULLt)
  2. Middle Age
  3. Randomly, T.O.P. <adult>
  4. He is sure some Salesman!
  5. A Cubicle by any other name... {adult}
  6. Top5 - 5/9/00 - New State Mottos (Part I)
  7. Whos Smarter?
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Dogs, dogs, and more dogs!!!
  2. RaPUNzel
  3. Did You Know? :) <clean>
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. A qualified apology<Clean>
  2. Ode To Caffeine
  3. Another One Bites The Dust!!!!
  4. Three Great Religious Truths
  5. Short Tails (Puns)
  6. Old songs
  7. Strange History & Nonsense <Dumb>
  8. Anti-Windows humor
  9. COWabunga, Dudes! Bovines loose in the Big Apple
  10. Population <clean-ish>
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Beware the Groaner
  2. A few thoughts for the day....
  3. Teen Angel
  4. Napster vs. Metallica
  5. May 15th, such a strange day...
  6. Justice
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Good news and bad news
  2. Innoffensive
  3. LONG LINE. no wa i tin g ...
  4. [Fwd: "Puns of the Weak" 5-12-00]
  5. Erotica [Adult]
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. TOM SWIFT-LY THROUGH THE OLD TESTAMENT
  2. Happy Mothers Day
  3. Games for the Aging
  4. How You Grow Up To Be A Geeky Nerd <clean>
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Q & A <adult (F word), off.>
  2. Top5 - 5/15/00 - Signs Your Computer Has a Virus
  3. Do unnatural acts cause natural disasters?
  4. Train Seats
  5. The Belief Systems <clean>
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Snooze Control
  2. Birth Control
  3. "Doc, It Hurts When I Do This..." <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
  4. Studs Terkel turns 88
  5. Give teachers a break <American politics>
  6. April 2000 Traffic Report
  7. 3 Groaners
  8. Quote For The Day <clean>
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Phone Reservations
  2. RECIPE
  3. <tasteless--literally and figuratively>
  4. A Strike Where the Irony is Hot
  5. Faith Healing - offensive to Christians, Handicap
  6. The Texan
  7. funeral notice for an icon
  8. Lightbulb Joke
  9. Surd-Times: All in the family <adult>
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Facts that you didnt know you didnt know!!!
  2. Wife For Sale?
  3. Contract <adult>
  4. The Valuable Dog
  5. Burial instructions <adult>
  6. An Improved Version of an Old One [Adultish]
  7. New baby <adultish>
  8. "Twins" "Stock" and "The Priest" (Puns)
  9. An Accident <clean>
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Sexual Frequency <clean>
  2. Silicon Valley Slang
  3. Religious Humor
  4. All About Choices
  5. "The Politician" "The Sailboat" and "Surgery" (Puns)
  6. NUTHER lit tle JOHNTHAN one >aDULLt< !!!
  7. telemarketing ideas
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. OLGA. OR .never talk with ur mouth full +aDULLt *
  2. I Love My Job
  3. Things You Should Know About Cats
  4. Puns of the Weak: 5-19-00
  5. Lawyer Jokes
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Billboards
  2. Get The Picture?
  3. Virus on a Theme
  4. In Sweden [Adult]
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Customs Inspection
  2. Going Shopping?
  3. Cowboys last wish <off. to native americans, adult theme>
  4. Maybe a repeat but, I wish I were a pig!
  5. Snow Emergency
  6. If its SLOW..gogo..GO (off to poultry) <aDULLt>
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. LIL J...& the Mystery Bottle ...pass one?
  2. St Pauls Chain Letter To The Corinthians
  3. Crappy Car
  4. The Garden Of Eden
  5. The Old Perfessers Fambly <adult, off. to T.O.P.s fambly>
  6. Movie Theater humor (not offensive)
  7. Baby Bottle Nipple Business
  8. BEWARD OF MILK! <humor>
  9. Old age
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Irish Child <off. to Irishmen>
  2. At A Birthday Party <Pun>
  3. Psychological Profile of the Day
  4. INVESTMENT
  5. I Love You/2 <geek factor>
  6. not offensive
  7. American Humor (circa 1947)
  8. Hooked on Ebonics (Long) <Offensive to persons of color>
  9. Talking with the Animals [Adultish]
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. A Big Commitment...
  2. Frank Sinatra
  3. CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE ALCOHOLIC
  4. Light Bulbs & PMS
  5. More Short Tails (Puns)
  6. The naked city
  7. Music to your ears
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Golfing Mishap
  2. The Catholic Dictionary
  3. Dogs and Cats
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak: 5-26-00
  2. College Humor
  3. Teens
  4. Learn More Better English
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Cat Miracle Diet
  2. Backing Up
  3. Smiles
  4. Predictions
  5. The Scientific Method (Not a Pun)
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Another Bar Room Scene (the "f word)
  2. 3 Contractors
  3. Playing Cowboy [Adult]
  4. At the Olympic Village... <clean>
  5. THE STAGES of "love"
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. was abFUC*TED...///aDULLt///
  2. agrams
  3. d You ever Notice.....
  4. e Wild Kid Calms Down
  5. e Old Perfesser - MILITARY INTELLIGENCE!!! Hee Hee Hee!!!!
  6. e Great Debate
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Army Of The Lord
  2. Honouring Mothers/Women
  3. At The Vets... <adult>
  4. Shes Available [Adultish]
  5. The Vet (Pun)
  6. New Cadillac <adultish>
  7. Why It Pays to Keep Your Mouth Shut <adult>
  8. Book Titles
  9. The escaped Convict
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