The Humor List Postings for April 2000

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:31 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Waiting for the bus (offensive to blondes)
  2. Be Careful What You Wish For
  3. Understanding Your Paycheck
  4. AS A BAT (aDULLt)
  5. Humour Banned on the Net
  6. A New Virus
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2nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Old Preacher
  2. Be Polite
  3. PASS-ASS-WORD (aDULLt)
  4. Weird Business News #25 (1st of 3)
  5. Celebrity License Plates
  6. Puns of the Weak: 3-31-00
  7. Profound Questions
  8. The Perfect Sex Manual <adult>
  9. Scavenger hunt
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3rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Old Men
  2. At the grocers (F-word)
  3. Assorted Smiles
  4. BEFORE AOL <adult>
  5. Weird Business Report (2nd 0f 3)
  6. A Gallimaufry of Guffaws (Adult themes)
  7. In the Garden of Eden
  8. Password rejection <mildly crude>
  9. Trees and Pigeons
  10. Ruminations for April 3, 2000
  11. Secret Agent Murphy <clean>
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4th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5 - 4/4/00 - More Rejected Childrens Books
  2. Jewish Country Western Songs
  3. In Court (off. to lawyers)
  4. Writings on Hospital charts <clean-ish>
  5. The Peanut [Adult]
  6. Ills and Ailments of The Old Perfesser <adult>
  7. ird Busness News #25 (3rd of 3)
  8. I love you!
  9. blonde jokes
  10. Mathematical Humor
  11. Now THAT"S rich
  12. Cleo and the asp (pun)
  13. Ruminations for April 4, 2000
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5th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The ranch
  2. Communication Problems
  3. ETHNIC <adult, off.>
  4. Fun with Math
  5. bathroom joke
  6. Cat Bathing...A Martial Art <clean>
  7. DUH!!
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6th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. A Housewifes Diary [Adult]
  2. 1999 Darwin Awards - Criminal Category
  3. At It Again (Blonde jokes)
  4. Your Life Sucks....
  5. The Poachers Revenge
  6. New Medication Does the Trick
  7. Texas Quotes
  8. Troika <clean>
  9. Some More Groaners
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7th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Can You Stand One More Math Joke?
  2. Gov. Bush~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  3. A Farmer Story [Adultish]
  4. Punny Geography Quiz
  5. Grade School Wisdom
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8th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. A Middle Aged Woman
  2. Almost Tax Time!
  3. Safety First (offensive to blondes)
  4. This helps us understand
  5. Puns of the Weak: 4-7-00
  6. Duyas slogan <off to bushies>
  7. Hi Tech Milking Machine [Adult]
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9th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. If Dogs Could Talk, Theyd tell Us.....
  2. Books To Avoid
  3. CHALK ONE UP FOR THE MAN
  4. New Tax (adult)
  5. Carstianity (Puns)
  6. Jewish Oscars <clean>
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10th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Circle Flies
  2. The Stages of Life for Men & Women
  3. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR...
  4. Dealing with middle and/or old age... <adult>
  5. Youre Not Sure and The Wedding (Adult Sexual Content)
  6. Engineering Problems <adult>
  7. SUESS is a TWRICY =dont ash
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11th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. More Tax Reform
  2. Why Guys Have All The Luck
  3. The Old Perfesser in Poetry <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
  4. Expensive Tours
  5. Speech Recognition???
  6. Commercial Kills Televisions Dead <Humor?>
  7. Redneck Census Form
  8. The Lord Hath Voice Mail :) <clean>
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12th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Redneck Census Form - Part II
  2. New Win2000 Feature
  3. A Source of Inspiration
  4. Youre not sure of: <adultish innuendoes>
  5. Its TAX TIME...!!!! <off. to taxpayers!>
  6. Its A Wacky World! #85
  7. HOLy JAPS !
  8. Fwd: Up The Queen
  9. More Jewish Humor: Pop Quiz <cleanish>
  10. Captain Bravo
  11. Geography Test With Answers
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13th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. And, speaking of taxes...Tax Sumission Letter
  2. Am going to kill computer <clean>
  3. A Poem For Moms & Dads
  4. Rednecks <adult>
  5. some things you just cant explain [adult]
  6. Revenge is Sweet [gross, sexual, offensive to the squeamish]
  7. The End
  8. P.T. Barnum Award Nominee for 2000
  9. The New Talking Doll
  10. Little Johnny & SORRYmy posts are in 2 formats; hope this time it posts correctly. (aDULLt)
  11. Sleeping Dogs (poss off to large families)
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14th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Building Contracts
  2. Assorted Offensive Smiles
  3. Top5 - 4/14/00 - Celebrity Chinese Tattoos
  4. TAXES <adult>
  5. so *thats* where they come from! [mildly adult]
  6. Two Passover Stories (Puns)
  7. wRECK .. it Blondie
  8. Appropriate SQL statement (clean, not offensive)
  9. Traffic Report March 2000
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15th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Philosophical Scatology <sh*t word, repeated>
  2. Union Rules
  3. Are You a Redneck?
  4. Puns of the Weak: 4-14-00
  5. Letter to IRS
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16th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Are So Lovable
  2. Smiles
  3. Humor: Thinking problem <nonoffensive
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17th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The American Way?
  2. Pre-Nuptial Agreement
  3. Peter with his little fife (anatomical reference: adult)
  4. The Test
  5. Origins of Sayings
  6. tHEY AINT WATT THEy used to b....+aDULLt+
  7. The Unpublished Biography <cleanish>
  8. Yet still more supposedly TRUE stories
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18th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Jewish Backing --Catholic Hacking... {off. to tax filing}
  2. JOKE: Who is a big girl?
  3. Rules For Teachers
  4. At The Convent
  5. Po Child.... of T.O.P. <mildly spiced>
  6. Hmmm!
  7. How to Write Good
  8. Things Never to say to a Cop
  9. Oath For Software Engineers <clean>
  10. 4 Groaners
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19th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Men and Bragging
  2. Crayon Mystery
  3. Engineered Humour
  4. Old Lady
  5. An Ordinary Cats Grey Matter <clean>
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20th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. After Hours
  2. Two Old Ladies!
  3. Q & A <adult, off.>
  4. |dis big|
  5. Clintons (Latest) Indecision {Political, Adult}
  6. Ghostly Drive
  7. Religious humor
  8. Yankee Quiz
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21st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Marriage Woes
  2. Send In The Clones....
  3. Continuing Ed Cources for Men
  4. Just Joshin
  5. Measuring liquids <adult themes>
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22nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak: 4-21-00
  2. Easter Time Fun
  3. Quotes worth remembering
  4. Zoos <offensive to Southerners>
  5. Easter
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23rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Temel Tales<clean>
  2. In King Solomons Court
  3. Middle Age
  4. Its Monday! Its Started! ;-) <clean>
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24th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. He needed help!
  2. Immigration Responses?
  3. LIMERICKS <adult!! off.!!>
  4. The Rescue <American politics>
  5. Two-Liners <clean, PJ>
  6. S & M <adult>
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25th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Greatest Man in the World [clean]
  2. A Golfing Parody
  3. The Old & MrsPerfesser... <adult, off. to MrsT.O.P.>
  4. Advice from a mom
  5. The logical nun <risque>
  6. Aging <clean>
  7. Of Presidents <clean, for a change>
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26th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Follow Up to Special High Intensity Training <adult, language>
  2. Ethnic <adult, off.>
  3. Marriage toasts <long>
  4. Cute Kid Story
  5. Cooking
  6. Awww :) <clean>
  7. Typo? and Really Dumb
  8. 4 Groaners
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27th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Men Are From Mars...
  2. ITS THE LAW....
  3. Underdeveloped (adult>
  4. If Homer was a writer of TV soaps
  5. Top T-Shirt Slogans
  6. Genetic advances (pun)
  7. SATB Truths -- some adult references
  8. India, Americanized <clean>
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28th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Rednecks <adult, annoying to Billy-Bob>
  2. Happy baby (sexual, offensive to gays)
  3. Having Sex when you Get Old ("f" word)
  4. Surprise birthday party <risque>
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29th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak: 4-28-00
  2. ONE(space) ON (space) ONE ( no space ..(aDULLT)
  3. Ideas
  4. Humble Pie (clean)
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30th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. HEADS UO !!! aDULLt
  2. Lost Socks <Clean>
  3. ELIAN WILL CONTINUE TO DOMINATE NEWS
  4. the best bar joke ever
  5. Shes a smart one, right?
  6. Chin letter for Women
  7. The Yellow Flower <clean>
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