The Humor List Postings for March 2000

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:31 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Man Convicted For Giving Wife The Bird
  2. ADULT SMILES
  3. NEW HOSPITAL POLICY...
  4. Its A Wacky World #82
  5. Top5 - 3/1/00 - Not Married to a Millionaire (Part II)
  6. Kids point of view
  7. Cat Miracle Diet - Part 2/2 <clean>
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2nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Fit Wit
  2. Explosive Cranial Dispersal 20%
  3. Assorted Smiles
  4. Prayers of Children
  5. GROSS!!! <adult, gross, REAL offensive>
  6. TENDJEWBERRYMUD
  7. Pesticide
  8. Mixed Cricket <adult>
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3rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Daffynitions
  2. They want a baby
  3. Determine YOUR Psychological Profile <HUMOR>
  4. True Ensemble Playing [post at next rehearsal]
  5. More Groaners
  6. Humor: Owls <non offensive>
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4th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak: 3-3-00
  2. Men Are From Mars And Women Are From Venus (Part 1 of 2)
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5th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Men Are From Mars And Women Are From Venus (Part 2 of 2)
  2. Womens Guide to Mens English (adult)
  3. Humor - Weird Business News #24 (1st of 3)
  4. Signs from God <offensive to religious people>
  5. The Warsaw Affair <clean, classic>
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6th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Rules for Writers
  2. Oil Changing Instructions
  3. Giggles
  4. Humor - Weird Business News #24 (2nd of 3)
  5. For More Groaners
  6. Ethnic <adult, off.>
  7. Unleash The Power of Shift! <clean>
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7th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Drug Trial
  2. White Wedding (off. to women)
  3. Humor - Weird Business News #24 (3rd of 3)
  4. Off-Duty with The Old Perfesser <adult, off. to T.O.P.s family>
  5. is your computer possessed?!?!
  6. Steven Wright Thoughts
  7. How to frame your Rejection Letter <clean>
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8th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5 - 3/8/00 - Your S.O. is Addicted to Internet Porn
  2. <No subject given>
  3. Hot Mail
  4. Phobias and Philosophy <adult>
  5. Sign of Intelligent Life in Texas?
  6. The Elephant & Robinson Caruso (Puns)
  7. Mountain View <adult>
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9th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Ad Of The Week
  2. Smiles (adult)
  3. Top5 - 3/9/00 - Signs Your Cat is Getting Old
  4. Muff Diva <adult, off. to Gays & Homophobic alike>
  5. HIV Test Results
  6. Gifts [Adultish]
  7. English as a Second Language
  8. Corporate Terminology <clean>
  9. Painting (Puns)
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10th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Pudding Guy!
  2. Diary of a Blonde Newlywed
  3. Hee Hee Hee....
  4. A Few Words
  5. Traffic Report February 2000
  6. Moving Out [Adult]
  7. 22 Minutes Bush prank
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11th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak: 3-10-00
  2. Wrong Address <adult>
  3. It Figures...
  4. Overcoming the Competition
  5. Top5 - Least Popular Microbrews
  6. Worlds 20 Shortest Books
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12th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Joys Of Having Kids
  2. Self-Help
  3. Moms Wisdom
  4. birth control (offensive to engineers)
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13th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Silly Ones
  2. PLANE CRASH (Adult - offensive)
  3. Travel Advice
  4. Some Smiles (mature)
  5. It Didnt Last..
  6. The Wedding of the Brooms <adult, maybe controversial>
  7. Silly Ones
  8. Once army, always army... <slightly risque>
  9. The Ides of March (Puns)
  10. Ruminations
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14th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Little Johnny (adult)
  2. BIRDY DISEASE ( aDULLT)
  3. Top5 - 3/14/00 - Signs Youre at an AOL Theme Park
  4. The Incredible Jungle Bungle <pun>
  5. For Cajuns only
  6. Fantasy <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
  7. New Money {may offend Starr fans}
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15th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Oops -- Bad Day
  2. Amazing Dog
  3. Quotes/Smile
  4. What a Deal!!! [Adultish]
  5. Letter To The Editor
  6. College News <adult>
  7. 4 Groaners
  8. Leftist Thought <clean>
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16th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Saint Patricks Day Humor
  2. Pirate Days
  3. When English Professors Run Amok
  4. Puns for Saint Pattys Day
  5. Ah, the Irish!! <adultish>
  6. A Key West Story (adult)
  7. Love Dress
  8. Its A Wacky World! #83 (Obscene)
  9. The Language of Love <adult>
  10. Irish Jokes
  11. How to Make an Irishman Mad - possibly offensive
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17th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Newest Internet Playgrounds for Losers
  2. Happy St. Patricks Day!
  3. Military humor
  4. St. Patricks Day
  5. Patrick and The Snakes <off to thin skinned Irish>
  6. SLIMEY GOLD ( aDULLt)
  7. some more Ruminations - possibly offensive
  8. Irish Setter Tails (Puns)
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18th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Mardi Gras & Vasectomy Clinic
  2. Having A Bad Day???
  3. Fresh Air Does It!
  4. Medical Humor (offensive language)
  5. Stand By Your Man!
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19th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak: 3-17-00
  2. Bull Treatment
  3. A Dads Rules
  4. Freedom!!!
  5. Redneck humor
  6. CAT DIARY (Non-offensive)
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20th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quotes from the mothers of famous people
  2. The New Barbie
  3. The Cuckoo Clock!!!
  4. Bible Riddles -- Noah!!
  5. NEW Pickup Lines <adult, disgustingly offensive, gross and MORE!>
  6. Senility
  7. Communism at its best (worst?)
  8. High Ways (Pun)
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21st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. A Kittys Prayer
  2. Flight Or Fright
  3. SOUTHERN SAYINGS <adult, off. to T.O.P>
  4. Explosive! <sexual content>
  5. Sharp Shooter
  6. And Its All TRUE!!!
  7. IDIOTS
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22nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. L.A. success
  2. Hunting Grouse
  3. An Everyday Survival Kit (inspirational)
  4. Q & A <adult, off.>
  5. "Lookin for Love In All the Wrong Places"
  6. Joint Birthdays Suggest Collaboration
  7. Beer
  8. Its a Wacky World! #84
  9. An Inexpensive Vacation (Pun)
  10. Late Pregnancy Woes (pun, clean)
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23rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Careful What You Ask!
  2. Titles for..... (adult)
  3. Q & A
  4. Praise the Lord
  5. Blow me down/ Blow me up <seXXXual content>
  6. "Little Johnny" Stories --<sex, language>
  7. Only in America
  8. The Hit Man (Pun)
  9. Mc Donalds
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24th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Best and Worst Course Evaluations of All Time
  2. Top5 - 3/24/00 - Changes in the New German "Muppets"
  3. Are YOU having a bad day? (mature)
  4. Cruisin
  5. Humor: Telemarketing answers
  6. SLIPPERLY <aDULLt>
  7. Diary of a Blonde Newlywed
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25th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. A tribute to Pink Floyd
  2. It Was A Delusion
  3. Puns of the Weak: 3-24-00
  4. Things Ive learned.....
  5. From the Book of Academic Life
  6. Dumb and Dumber
  7. Good Sense
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26th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Dont Forget the Motor City
  2. This & That
  3. Grounds for Something...
  4. Guaranteed weight loss program
  5. Re: Guaranteed weight loss program
  6. May (and Nicols)
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27th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Strange Laws
  2. Jesus Christ
  3. 3 Weddings
  4. Menstruating Men <adult>
  5. Rooser Joke (Adult)
  6. Lifes Great Truths
  7. PRAY its 99 !!!!!!.. aDULLT
  8. The Detective <clean>
  9. The Pet (Shaggy Dog Story)
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28th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Lets C if I post w/out HTML ing all over da place )THE LIGHT>aDULLt
  2. Ten Commandments For The Gentleman Cat
  3. Why We Just Cant Win
  4. Travelling With T.O.P <adult, off. to MrsO.P.>
  5. The Truck Driver [Adult]
  6. Drinking and driving (offensive to the Irish)
  7. Children and Music
  8. Winders 2000 Texas Edition
  9. TOP 10 REJECTION LINES by Women and Men
  10. Jewish Proverbs
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29th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Wake Up Call
  2. Having a bad day????
  3. A River of Alcohol
  4. Animal Stories
  5. Re; More Facts?
  6. I know this is all true cause I read it on the Internet
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30th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Contractor or Madam?
  2. Views on Men & Women
  3. A Poem Will Do Wonders.... <adult>
  4. Top5 - 3/30/00 - Signs Canada is in Bad Shape
  5. The Wheelchair Demon [Adult]
  6. Humor in the advice column <Adult theme>
  7. Many a True Word is Spoken in Jest
  8. Real Estate Investing
  9. Perfessers Translation Guide
  10. Things That Make You Go Hmmm...
  11. Stubby Tails (Puns)
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31st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Internet Cleaning
  2. Top5 - 3/31/00 - Problems with Homeschooling
  3. Sex Test For Dummies
  4. Alternatives <adult, off. to gays and animals and... and... me too>
  5. Spam this!!
  6. DAY & NITE .... <off 2 Irish; off to people of color; Amish: & off to green beer>
  7. The Painter
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