The Humor List Postings for February 2000

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:31 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for February
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. STUPID QUESTIONS get GREATE RePLies
  2. Quotes/Observations
  3. Whats Wrong With Me, Doc?! <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
  4. Do you also have it?
  5. Humor - Weird Business News #23 (1st of3)
  6. Because...<clean, classic>
  7. Lending
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. A Porcine Story (Pun)
  2. Catholic Dictionary
  3. Q & A <adult, off.>
  4. Humor - Weird Business News #23 (2nd of3)
  5. Between Friends
  6. The results are in
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. S&M <adult>
  2. Metric / English System Conversions & Units <clean>
  3. Religion & Toys
  4. Food Funnies from The Chef
  5. Not offensive)The Speeding Driver
  6. sayings for the new millenium
  7. Humor - Weird Business News #23 (3rd of3)
  8. Wasted Resources <adult>
  9. Wanna Be A Zillon nair?
  10. Some Classic Groaners
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. FLY balls
  2. Top5 - 2/4/00 - Signs Its Too Cold Outside
  3. Limericks <adult, off...>
  4. Working Naked (Possibly offensive)
  5. New U.S. television commercial
  6. Deep Thoughts
  7. Feghoots
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. PC Terms "Unplugged"
  2. Careful What You (Dont) Sign!
  3. Puns of the Weak 2-4-00
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Top 20 Homicides (Part 1 - 20 to 11)
  2. 5...A....M...
  3. Sexual Consent Form - Part 1/2 <adult>
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Top Ten Reasons God Created Eve <may be off. to the religious>
  2. Top 20 Homicides (Part 2 - 10 to 1)
  3. Smiles (mature)
  4. Ethnic <adult, off.>
  5. Aging Woman
  6. Sexual Consent Form - Part 2/2 <adult>
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Aspiring Psychiatrists
  2. Military Humour
  3. Sex and T.O.P <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
  4. YES WE HAVE NO BANJOS .. we have no mangos todazes <aDULLt>
  5. <humor> for the Bells and Smells Crowd...
  6. More Perfect Men...<clean>
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. A Valentine Story
  2. Because Im A Guy
  3. Rednecks <adult, off. to Bubba & the boys>
  4. On the mondegreen, Chapter I <humor>
  5. Traffic Report for January 2000
  6. Paki Math Paper <adult, off.>
  7. Lawyers and charity (offensive to lawyers)
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Better Plan <adult>
  2. A High-Tech Prayer
  3. Chuckles
  4. The wager
  5. <HUMOR> Mondegreens Chapter 2.
  6. The E-MAIL SONG
  7. the dark side of programming
  8. TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS UNDER-QUALIFIED
  9. Vasya, ONR, and the Mercedes <clean>
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Teenage daughters <adult-ish, ethnic stereotypes>
  2. Bad Day At The Golf Course
  3. Revenge Can Be Ohh So Sweet!!!!!
  4. Young Love!
  5. Drinking Dilemma <adult>
  6. A night out + Contagious <adult>
  7. Computers in Movies
  8. Abe Lincolns Legacy <humor>
  9. New Soup
  10. Many Hands<offensive to some Chinese>
  11. Religions and FIRE !!
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. A morality tale [Warning: The s word]
  2. PCs IN THE SERVICE & not living in canada
  3. Puns of the Weak 2-11-00
  4. Rednecks at School
  5. Things you wish you could say.
  6. Seen on a Tee Shirt
  7. guide to computer langauges
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quiz Show Follies
  2. Addicted to the Internet
  3. Funnier By the Minute
  4. Valentine Week!: The Story of St. Valentine <clean>
  5. Grizzly Bear alert
  6. The Witness
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Smiles
  2. Valentines Funnies...
  3. Valentine Poems <adult, off.>
  4. Web attacks
  5. Valentines Day Poem - Redneck
  6. Wordsmith puzzle
  7. Chocolate <clean>
  8. Some Old Groaners
  9. Patriotism!!!!
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Government Viruses
  2. Potty Humor
  3. Pardon me, T.O.P. ... Have you any Grey Poupon? <adult>
  4. Three Things I will No Longer Do!
  5. Translation jeopardy
  6. The Pandaceros (Pun)
  7. Feb 14 Customs Through The Ages...<clean>
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Train Stop
  2. What Size??? (mature)
  3. Alternative Lifestyles <adult>
  4. Message From An ISP - Part 1 of 2
  5. What Women Want From Men
  6. Join this new religion
  7. you know youve lived in Cleveland when...
  8. Humor - Getting Older
  9. Bee Pee
  10. The Island of Dr. Eskin <clean>
  11. 3 Asimov Puns
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Childrens Definition of Marriage
  2. National Condom Week <adult>
  3. Message From An ISP - Part 2 of 2
  4. The Old Piano Player [Adult]
  5. Kids as pets... <humor>
  6. Finally --something really worth forwarding - - !
  7. Object-Orientedness <clean>
  8. married life <adult>
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Jesus
  2. Amazing Talent
  3. Ads Wed Like To See <adult>
  4. At The Movies...
  5. Dubya <off to Bush supporters>
  6. Jobs and More (Puns)
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. the Space Age!
  2. Puns of the Weak 2-18-00
  3. Limericks <adult!!>
  4. A Punny Poem
  5. Mysterious Phrases Explained (finally!)
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Do you have a dirty mind?
  2. 4 Moms
  3. A South Carolina Valentine
  4. Assorted Stuff
  5. A Different Version of the "4 Moms" Humor
  6. George W. Bushs Library <Political, off. to Dubya supporters>
  7. Signs Your Mates a Werewolf! <clean-ish>
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. 4 Groaners
  2. Animals Have The Darndest Thoughts
  3. Irate Customer #1
  4. Re: Irate Customer #1
  5. Its A Wacky World #81
  6. Smiles
  7. An Eye for an Eye <adult>
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. All In The Genes
  2. Only In Kentucky
  3. Dummies (insensitive to criminals)
  4. Poor ol MrsPerfesser... <adult>
  5. GOD CREATED THE FIRST TEACHER <humor>
  6. NEW COMPANY POLICY
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. All in the Genes - follow-up
  2. Russian Jewish humor (Maybe offensive to former KGB agents)
  3. A Wee Bit
  4. Assorted (Adult) Smiles
  5. India, Land of Snake Charmers (1 of 4) <tourism satire>
  6. win95 installation (Windows bashing. keep away from kids)
  7. Poor Mark!! <adult>
  8. Adult Fables: (Language and sexual connotations)
  9. Little Known Feline Ailments - Part 1/2 <clean>
  10. Duck Sex
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5 - 2/23/00 - Philip Morris Makes a Difference
  2. Boyfriends/Girlfriends
  3. The "Dear John" Letter
  4. India, Land of Snake Charmers (2 of 4) <tourism satire>
  5. LAME & HOlloW (aDULLT)
  6. Little Known Feline Ailments - Part 2/2 <clean>
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Wallpapering
  2. Nice way to look at things (inspirational)
  3. India, Land of Snake Charmers (3 of 4) <tourism satire>
  4. 4 Clean Groaners
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 2-25-00
  2. Bad Flight
  3. Assorted Smiles
  4. India, Land of Snake Charmers (4 of 4) <tourism satire>
  5. Should GW or Gore be concerned?
  6. Humor - A Hairy Dilemma
  7. Brother, can you spare a gallon? <off. to Clinton supporters>
  8. Sex and the Reverends <adult>
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. At The Craps Table
  2. Assorted Smiles
  3. GEORGE CARLINISMS
  4. Dubyas Optical Prosthesis <off. to Dubya supporters>
  5. Two Kingdoms (Puns)
  6. Once upon a time...<adult>
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Notice Of New Retirement Policy
  2. Assorted Smiles
  3. Humpty Dumpty <adult>
  4. I dewwwwwwwww
  5. Murphys Law At Work
  6. Cat Miracle Diet - Part 1/2 <clean>
  7. How Old is Forty?
  8. Shaggy Dog Story: The Duck
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29th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Non-Stress Diet
  2. So. California / Harsh things to say (Risque)
  3. Swedish Coal miners
  4. Eatin With The Old Perfesser <adult>
  5. The Case of the Suspicious Diskette <Anecdote>
  6. Top5 - 2/29/00 - Not Married to a Millionaire (Part I)
  7. Computer glitch. Not offensive except maybe to Pope Gregory
  8. 4 Grooooners
  9. Flossing
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