The Humor List Postings for December 1999

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:31 AM
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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Deer Hunt
  2. Limericks <adult>
  3. Irish Quotes
  4. repost: Irish eyes are smiling...
  5. Evolution of Bathing suites
  6. Its A Wacky World! #78 (Adult))
  7. The Newborn The Maid & The Ice Cream Man (Puns)
  8. A Skiers Dictionary <clean>
  9. Love
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2nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed
  2. repost: Current events, Peace talks
  3. Hotel/Mergers
  4. The Night Before Y-2-K
  5. How Blonde was she?
  6. Humor: viagra joke <non-offensive>
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3rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Tactical kangaroo report
  2. It is - still - a wacky world <adult>
  3. The 12 Days Of Christmas (For the politically correct)
  4. Smiles???
  5. Food For Thought
  6. Hey, Fruitcake!!!
  7. Typing made easy <adult>
  8. A Pair of Pants (Pun)
  9. The New Filly <adult humor>
  10. Humor - Weird Business News #21 (1st 0f 3)
  11. Football fans (offensive to fans of AFC West teams)
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4th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Tunnel < mildly ethnic joke>
  2. Christmas Hunting (Part 1 of 3)
  3. Humor - Weird Business News #21 (2nd 0f 3)
  4. Puns of the Weak 12-3-99
  5. The Rall <clean>
  6. Its A Girl Thang (from one of you) [Adult]
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5th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Christmas Hunting (Part 2 of 3)
  2. A Man, a Dog, and a Sheep
  3. Humor - Weird Business News #21 (3rd 0f 3)
  4. Rivalry <clean, true story>
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6th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Two doctors
  2. Christmas Hunting (Part 3 of 3)
  3. Giggles
  4. Dieting <off. to fattys>
  5. Following her mothers advice
  6. Barbies letter to Santa <mature>
  7. The Husband <clean>
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7th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style & Microsoft Style
  2. Trip to the doctor
  3. Science From The Eyes of 5th and 6th Graders
  4. Sects and The Old Perfesser <adult>
  5. Job Definitions
  6. Myopia
  7. repost: Re: Pentium Humor (fwd) (fwd)
  8. Dealing with Biblical Texts <may offend fundamentalists>
  9. Stupid Criminal Story #17
  10. Tie-up <clean>
  11. Recent Groaners
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8th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Chrismukah
  2. Leaving Las Vegas (mature)
  3. Jack and Jill <ADULT !!>
  4. Just say YES!!!
  5. Line of Credit
  6. The decoy <general>
  7. The Twelve Little Bottles <clean>
  8. Black Baby <adult and ethnic themes>
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9th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Santa Claus is a woman <might irritate misogynists>
  2. Another Redneck Christmas
  3. A Guide to Exercise for the Physically Inactive
  4. A QUESTION OF TASTE
  5. Is there time enough? < adult : may be offensive to priests and lawyesr>
  6. Have a Punny Christmas
  7. An Old Tale, Revisited <clean>
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10th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. IT Conversation
  2. Now WHERE did Quayle say Mars was?
  3. Revised Tale Of Bethlehem?!
  4. Cant Take It With Me?!
  5. New Mercedes
  6. Life in Beirut <clean>
  7. A Christmas Poem
  8. Top5 - 12/10/99 - Upcoming NASA Projects
  9. Santas Other Reindeer [clean]
  10. The day computers died
  11. Four Groaners
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11th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Rebuttal: Santa Is A Man
  2. Puns of the Weak: 12-10-99
  3. touche
  4. My Christmas Wish List, Part 1/3 [off. to Martha Stewart]
  5. Birds of the same featherw
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12th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. HO Ho Ho FAQ
  2. My Christmas Wish List, Part 2/3 [off.to Martha Stewart]
  3. World According to Frank and Ernest
  4. The Kangaroo
  5. Story of a Genius! <clean>
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13th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Birth Control <adult theme>
  2. Final Visit From St. Nick
  3. Giggles
  4. MAKE TOYS FAST
  5. Vocabulary test
  6. The Hooker <adult theme>
  7. My Christmas Wish List, Part 3/3 [off. to Martha Stewart]
  8. Dating across the seas <adult>
  9. Shaggy Dog Story: The Pet
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14th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Little Johnny
  2. A Couple Of Smiles (mature)
  3. Praying For Gifts
  4. the rules of Judaism
  5. Second Coming Thwarted <adult, caution:BLASPHEMY!!>
  6. Chanukah Time
  7. On the first Day of Christmas
  8. Joe (2 Versions)
  9. Sending Telegrams: WHY you should be careful <cleanish>
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15th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Nativity Scene?
  2. Dear Santa
  3. Top5 - 12/15/99 - Rejected Game Shows
  4. Christmas Groaners
  5. Throw It Into The River
  6. Surd-Times: Punjab Airlines <clean>
  7. Raining?
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16th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Elephant Joke <adult theme>
  2. A Genealogists Christmas Eve
  3. Oy Vey All These Mergers
  4. Eh, Whats Up, Doc?? <adult, off. to T.O.P>
  5. The Management Test
  6. Confusion < warning: adult >
  7. Classic Groaners
  8. Together at last <adult>
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17th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. My Ex <adult>
  2. Walkin in A Doggie Wonderland
  3. another Christmas pun
  4. A Christmas Letter
  5. Q & A <adult, off.>
  6. Its IN da biBLe (aDULLt)
  7. Puns of the Weak for 12-17-99
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18th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus
  2. WEB is GRAtE (aDULLt)
  3. A Conversation
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19th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Blonde Joke (offensive to blondes)
  2. Another Reason To Avoid Christmas Shopping
  3. Police Radar [crude lang.]
  4. The Operation <short and funny!!>
  5. More Christmas Groaners
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20th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Mind if I use your extra bedroom <adult theme>
  2. Wisdom? <clean>
  3. Right Where They Belong
  4. Naughty Night Before Christmas <adult>
  5. Top 10 Comments Made by the Reindeer During Their Xmas Flight
  6. Christmas Tree <adult>
  7. Failed Psychic Predictions for 1999
  8. STILL the SOUTH
  9. I want a Woman <adult theme>
  10. Short Tails (Puns)
  11. Fulfill your desires <adult>
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21st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. "Where do pets come from" - from the Book of Genesis
  2. Politically Correct Rudolph
  3. A Couple of Smiles
  4. Holiday Wishes <adult>
  5. Humor - "Peanuts"
  6. DEEP WInDOWS
  7. Some Seasonal Puns
  8. Tasty <adult>
  9. what would they say?
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22nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But =?iso-8859-1?Q?Aren=92t?=
  2. Christmas Smiles
  3. Word of the Year
  4. The Art of Nagging <adult, classic>
  5. The Carollers and A Gourmet Dinner
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23rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Wrapping presents with dogs <clean>
  2. New Carols??
  3. The mathematicians wife
  4. Its A Wacky World! #79
  5. Stranded <clean>
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24th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Christmas Is Coming
  2. Humor - Military Christmas
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25th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak 12-24-99
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26th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. 3 Groaners
  2. Y2k Warning, lol!
  3. A New Years Wish
  4. Insurances <adult>
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27th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Need for Balance
  2. Youre not getting older, youre getting... moldy?
  3. BLACK OUT BUCKS
  4. Twas The Day After Christmas
  5. Top5 - 12/27/99 - Overheard at the Office Holiday Par
  6. Introducing Vasya, the New Russian <clean>
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28th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Rudolphs Surgery
  2. Cant close my eyes <adult>
  3. A Daughters Bad Day
  4. Mr/MrsPerfesser <adult, off. to T.O.P.s wife>
  5. Y2K Back-Up
  6. Lovely After Holidaze joke ( aDULLt)
  7. The Night Before Y2K
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29th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. New Years Eve
  2. Anagrams <clean>
  3. Specialty Clothing Shop
  4. A Request of my Fellow Humorists
  5. Computer Jargon Unplugged
  6. The Blondes New Car
  7. The Harpy
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30th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Hairdo
  2. One Question too Many
  3. The Cold War Days
  4. The Old Perfesser Collections <mostly with adult theme>
  5. Original Groaners
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31st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Happy New Year
  2. Pickup Line of the 20th Century
  3. Its A Wacky World! #79 (Adult)
  4. Gotta Be a BLONDE
  5. The Millenium bug- the last word?
  6. Hebonics
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