The Humor List Postings for October 1999

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:31 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. WGASA
  2. The Urinal
  3. Limericks <dirty, dirty, dirty!>
  4. Joshua and Jericho
  5. The Cab Ride (adult content)
  6. Its A Wacky World! #74
  7. The Sking Champion (Pun)
  8. SOLVED !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Why did the little moron cut a hole in the carpet?
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2nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Diary of a Seattle resident (part 1)
  2. Spiders
  3. Peace At Last
  4. you wanna make sumtin aboudit? <off. to Italians>
  5. Potty Humor
  6. New York Parking
  7. Evolutionary limerick
  8. PUFF PUN
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3rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. TESTING *aDULLt*
  2. Weakly Riddles and Puns
  3. Revised Holiday Schedule
  4. New Words, Old Song
  5. USEFUL ONE-LINERS FOR MANY SITUATIONS
  6. GE and the Little Moron
  7. daddy long legs
  8. Unix Manuals: rtfm <adult>
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4th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Political Strategy
  2. My Turn
  3. All Purpose Prank excuse Form
  4. BRUCE <adult, UKly off.>
  5. Twenty two signs that you live in 1999 <clean>
  6. Random Thoughts (Political Humor)
  7. SHORTIES COLLectionS (aDULLt)
  8. Bug be gone (suggestive)
  9. The Bag Boy <clean>
  10. [Joke] The Nun...
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5th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!
  2. How Dogs Are...
  3. Assorted Halloween Smiles
  4. Picture This.... <adult, off. to poofs>
  5. College Degrees
  6. Butterflies arent always free.
  7. Religious Groaners
  8. Halloween In America (adult)
  9. A Baaaaddd Blonde Joke!!!!
  10. Just say no to bread.
  11. Programming Constructs <clean>
  12. All purpose prank form
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6th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Mornings (adult)
  2. Diary of a Seattle Resident (part 2)
  3. Do You Need Help???
  4. How You Undress Reveals Your Personality
  5. Dos and Donts
  6. Birds (Puns)
  7. ECHO echo ....
  8. The Snowstorm
  9. EATIN GRASS ( aDULLt)
  10. For The Computer Buff <clean>
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7th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. THE SHAME & THE GLORY (AdullT)
  2. Podiatry <adult>
  3. Empowerment of Women (in poor taste/off. to women)
  4. the things we see in the checkout line...
  5. New Toy!!! <adult>
  6. Civil Air Disaster in Texas
  7. Sesame Street Bus (Pun)
  8. Pet Peeves of Pets
  9. Brain Damage Quiz <clean>
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8th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Dave
  2. Paradox of Our Time
  3. The Princess And The Frog <adult>
  4. Your tax dollars at work!?!
  5. Asinine Story
  6. Humor - Useful quips <prob not offensive>
  7. Thought For The Day...
  8. Does God have a sense of humor? (may be offensive to some christians)
  9. Wild Animal Park...
  10. Rolls-Royce
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9th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Flowers <adult>
  2. SUcKSESS CIRclE ( a D U L L t )
  3. Puns and Riddles of the Weak: 10-8-99
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10th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Convention Woes
  2. Humor - Weird Business News #19 (1st of 3)
  3. SEX SEX SEXXxx ( a DULL t )
  4. Why did the Little Moron shoot ...?
  5. More Things Money Cant Buy...<clean>
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11th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. My Only Pleasure
  2. NS Syndrome
  3. Humor - Weird Business News #19 (2nd of 3)
  4. Fighting a Broad [may be off. to some feminists]
  5. Evolution (Pun)
  6. What businesses do with a Dead Horse
  7. Arranged Marriages <clean>
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12th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Cat Commandments
  2. The Quiz (mature)
  3. Me and the Missus <adult>
  4. George Washingtons vile watch fob
  5. Humor - Weird Business News #19 (3rd of 3)
  6. Some GENERAL Questions <adult>
  7. The Photographer (Pun)]
  8. To Da bar <aDULLt>
  9. Virus Update
  10. Too high
  11. Professional Courtesy <clean>
  12. Slip of da Tongue..
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13th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Air Cargo (Puns)
  2. You Might Be Addicted To The Web If.....
  3. All In The Title?
  4. Limericks <adult>
  5. T-Shirt Humor Ca. MCMXCIX (Adult, 4-letter words)
  6. Top5 - 11/13/99 - Gambling at a Bad Casino (fwd)
  7. Russia Jokes <offensive to Russians>
  8. Sex Therapy...
  9. Another Trip To Bali <adult>
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14th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. <No subject given>
  2. A Funny Quote
  3. THEFTS
  4. Who says YOU deserve a break today? <political>
  5. Golf Balls
  6. Animal Puns
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15th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Out of School <clean>
  2. Go Fly A Kite
  3. Rednecks <adult, off.>
  4. collegiate identities
  5. Killing me softly
  6. Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say
  7. PUNcTUatiON
  8. The Rich Cat (Pun)
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16th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Experience Or imagination?
  2. [Fwd: FGM and MGM] May be offensive to circumcised men
  3. New machine
  4. Cheeky chicken
  5. Puns of the Weak: 10-15-99
  6. THE MAN SONG++ BAAaa--- HUMDUNG !!!!!!!!!! <aDULLt >
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17th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. SCHOOL BANG ( its a sundaykinddathang)
  2. Cars Into Carriages
  3. What a life! <clean>
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18th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Children Of Noah
  2. "Food Funnies" from The Chef
  3. College Prof Lauds Kansas Board of Ed.
  4. AMBUlance CHASers
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19th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. [Humour] The Butler
  2. S Q U I S H ( beware.. sick as I am)
  3. Can you pass the Baby Boomer Quiz?
  4. Cheap car <clean>
  5. Ethnicity <adult, off.>
  6. Top 10 Halloween things that sound dirty....but arent
  7. Medical Groaners
  8. Halloween Math
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20th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Weather Report
  2. New-Age Phrases
  3. Grandmas Sex Drive
  4. GUILTY !!! <adult>
  5. icon of the times
  6. 5 Short Groaners
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21st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Dumb Wives!?
  2. Making The Most Of Your Teen Pregnancy <adult>
  3. The FAther..The Sun & the Tank
  4. Making babies <sexually crude>
  5. Especially 4 da school teachers (4 letter word)
  6. How to Make Watching the World Series More Exciting <Dumb>
  7. The Wedding (Pun)
  8. PMS <offensive to women>
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22nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Sex Change <clean>
  2. Houses To Avoid At Halloween
  3. Hubby / Wifey
  4. Top5 - 10/22/99 - New Features in Windows 2000
  5. Tips
  6. Wrestling (Pun)
  7. St Elfendas Day <suggestive>
  8. BARE STORY
  9. Vampires -Offensive to Italians and pun haters
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23rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Winterize Your Lawn
  2. The Virgin (mature)
  3. ****Why Yelling At a Man Doesnt Work ****
  4. Puns of the Weak: 10-22-99
  5. Real Message
  6. WELCOME bACk !!! ( aDULLT) off to blowers
  7. Lent - yet another blond joke
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24th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Logic <clean>
  2. Holiday Merger
  3. Its an AGE thanG
  4. The NFL
  5. [Humour] Deinitely
  6. If Dear Abby was a man
  7. who made the mistake?
  8. Mimes (Puns)
  9. Office Lingo <adult>
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25th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. POPE & da QUEEN...
  2. <No subject given>
  3. Some advice for a safe Halloween <mildly adult-ish>
  4. Assorted laffs
  5. Q & A <adult, gross, offensive, disgusting, nasty, coarse...>
  6. Some people may complain that it is not humorous
  7. New Marketing Trends in Higher Education
  8. A Shaggy Fish Story
  9. Another Fable <clean>
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26th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. HARD WORK
  2. Alternative OS Slogans
  3. Church Bulletin Blunders (Again?) <may be off to the religious>
  4. The Annual Physical <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
  5. HUMOR Digest - 25 Oct 1999 to 26 Oct 1999 (#1999-134)
  6. Licorice: the Evil Amongst Us <HUMOR?!?>
  7. George & John: "Bravery" <mature>
  8. Business sense
  9. A Halloween Story
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27th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Halloween Q & A - Part 1 of 2
  2. Roberts Rules of Computer Order
  3. Holloween Costume <adult>
  4. Top5 - 10/27/99 - Risks of Buying a Models Egg (fwd)
  5. Origin of the word "DEMOCRAT" (offensive to Democrats)
  6. wiTTle jOhNNy
  7. For Better or For Worse
  8. 2 Poems: Caffeine and Miniver Cheevy
  9. Quotes On The Nature of the Universe <clean>
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28th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Halloween Q & A - Part 2 of 2
  2. A Couple Of Smiles
  3. Subtlety <adult>
  4. A Drunks Misconception [Crude language]
  5. George & John: "The perfect wife" <adult>
  6. An Ironic Date in History
  7. Fun with live radio <adult>
  8. Why did the little moron cut off his arms?
  9. Tongue Twisters - Part 1/2 <clean>
  10. live long and proppppp...
  11. Halloween Groaners
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29th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The 13 Days Of Halloween
  2. Back into the Closet
  3. Thirteen
  4. PC HALLOWEEN
  5. Empire State Building.
  6. an Amish joke
  7. LasTtt REquest
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30th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. AINT THE WEB GRATE ???
  2. Halloween Poetry
  3. Jack OLantern
  4. Ouch!
  5. Rod Stewarts Committed, all right (mildly risque)
  6. Its A Wacky World! #75
  7. Dog Haiku
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31st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Eastern Standard Time
  2. Madam deGaulle joke (mildly risque)
  3. Anybody there?
  4. Halloween/Snow White
  5. Doctors... <clean>
  6. HELLUVA HALLOWEEN!! *aDULLt*
  7. [Humour] The costume
  8. Bill Gates New House...
  9. Relative Frustrations <clean>
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