The Humor List Postings for September 1999

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Chick Drinks and Personality <clean>
  2. cuTTing corners (aDULLt)
  3. [Humour] Excerpts from a cats diary
  4. Things You Would Never Know......
  5. Judgement
  6. And God Said, Let There Be Light in Kansas <may be off. to the religious>
  7. Plagairism a concept in transition
  8. The Wish
  9. Competition & Exertainment (Puns)
  10. NOTHING UP HIS SLEEVE <clean>
  11. Two old men [adult]
  12. Testing
  13. Insults
  14. Monica Lewinskys father asked to help Clinton
  15. Scottish Jokes [may be offensive to Scots]
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2nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Cat Flaps <clean-ish>
  2. Fire and Football
  3. Useful Phrases at Work
  4. My Warning to Friends
  5. NASA & Inverse Logic (Puns) (Adult Language)
  6. A GREAT list! Check it out!
  7. The Irish Bull
  8. The Thangs U lEARN HBO no..no no..! HMO
  9. Country Songs
  10. Twas the nite before...
  11. Learning to Drive
  12. More Blondes <clean>
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3rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Cows With Guns
  2. CyberCity
  3. Liver n Cheese
  4. The Cheapskate (Clean, but offensive)
  5. Connoisseurs All
  6. reminiscence [sick, in poor taste]
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4th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Only WednesDAYs- I Apologize for the HTML screw up postings
  2. 30 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew About Girls
  3. More on George Gobel
  4. Weddings
  5. T-Shirts/KY Jelly
  6. PUNY Riddles of the Weak
  7. The Arm <mild adult content>
  8. YuMMM SCUM
  9. Timbuktu
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5th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak
  2. Heres Your Sign
  3. The New Yorker
  4. Still another list - trailertrash <off to Southerners>
  5. Humor - Weird Business News #18 (1st of 3)
  6. The Great English Language
  7. JEWISH nEws(off2 jews)
  8. Once upon a time <clean>
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6th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. EQuatiONS
  2. A prophecy by Nostradamus <clean>
  3. Young Doctor
  4. Young King Arthur
  5. Humor - Weird Business News #1 (2nd of 3)
  6. Smiles (adult)
  7. The Hadj & The Middle East (Puns)
  8. HUMOR Digest - 4 Sep 1999 to 5 Sep 1999 (#1999-83)
  9. Art thou a Shakespearean? <adult>
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7th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Bills Preference [Adult]
  2. Bill Gates In Hell
  3. Missed Translation <adult>
  4. The Dental Patient & Flat Tire (Puns)
  5. Humor - Weird Business News #18 (3rd of 3)
  6. Gores Gaffes...<clean>
  7. Re: Gores Gaffes...
  8. The Longest Word In The Turkish Dictionary <clean>
  9. [Joke] Gorilla in the Mist...
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8th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Position Available Immediately
  2. A Womans dictionary
  3. Gods Plan
  4. Short Tails (Puns)
  5. Ther Were No Signs Up
  6. LUCILLE !!
  7. Technical Kissing <clean>
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9th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Redheads (adultish)
  2. Poor Fred
  3. Oh No! Another Blonde Joke!
  4. Metaphysics
  5. Improvements In the Language
  6. More Gore
  7. Correction...
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10th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Rosh Hashanah (2)
  2. The Job of a Lawyer <adult>
  3. Little Voices
  4. Two Legionnaires (pun)
  5. "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" --among the bodice rippers...
  6. OUGH revisited...
  7. Reasons to Keep an Open Mind to New Ideas
  8. POOR BLONDIE
  9. Veni, Vidi, Vici <adult>
  10. Rosh Hashanah
  11. Death Bed
  12. Traffic Violations (Puns)
  13. POKEMON [adult]
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11th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5 - 9/9/99 - Signs Your Team Wont Get to the Super Bowl
  2. Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
  3. The Accommodation [Adult]
  4. Top 5 Reasons
  5. PUNY Riddles of the Week
  6. Brides Of Christ
  7. The Letter
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12th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Weak: 9-10-99
  2. Specimen
  3. Rosh Hashanah
  4. Free LOVE
  5. www.godhatesfigs.com (offensive to bigots)
  6. Heaven & Hell
  7. Clergy Types
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13th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. New Barbies
  2. Response <adult>
  3. Beer Versus Religion
  4. Rednecked People <adult, off.>
  5. WRONG RANK
  6. WHAT ARE WE THINKING?
  7. Education the Easy Way (Pun)
  8. ENGLISH IS A CRA-AZY LANGUAGE
  9. Acquiring a Biblical Wife <clean-ish>
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14th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Killing Elf Ego
  2. Want A Drink???
  3. Irish Wedding <adult>
  4. Adventures in Driving
  5. Kitchen Tips
  6. Jungle warfare (Pun)
  7. A Blonde Guy Joke
  8. Hes Mean NOW
  9. True Medical Stories
  10. Surd-Times: Miscellany - Part 1/2 <clean>
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15th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. From the Montreal Comedy Festival
  2. Warning!
  3. Men are Like.......
  4. a bit *too* technical job requirement?
  5. Unlucky in love and .....
  6. Drugs in Contemporary American Politics <language caution>
  7. Free Will (Pun)
  8. Its A Wacky World #73 (Disorderly)
  9. Worst Date
  10. Empire Strikes Back - Extra Special Edition
  11. socialist HELL
  12. Surd-Times: Miscellany - Part 2/2 <clean>
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16th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. COMA VANity
  2. The Trial (Pun)
  3. The Universe According To Dilbert
  4. Childrens Books That Just Didnt Make It
  5. Paddy
  6. New Age Lullaby
  7. George Carlin one-liners
  8. Men/Women
  9. Cookies (author unknown)
  10. Oh those Wacky, Wacky Dutch!! <H-Reflex Warning>
  11. Mildred & Chester <adult>
  12. Will the real dummy please stand up?
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17th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Sabbath Violator
  2. New Product: Microsoft Contraceptives
  3. Cat Calls
  4. Qs and As
  5. Red Carded <adult-ish>
  6. Barbie Dolls - For Women ONLY!
  7. The Policeman (Pun)
  8. Football team
  9. Recent Evidence for Survival of the Fittest <May Offend NRA Types>
  10. The NEW preaCHer
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18th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. J.a.P. wOes <off. to jewish>
  2. Rules For Driving In Big Cities
  3. Jewish Women and Chinese Restaurants
  4. Laws Of Survival
  5. Eight little morons
  6. PUNY Riddles of the Week 9-18-99
  7. The Strong Horse
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19th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Assembly Language
  2. The Priest and the Rabbi [Adult]
  3. Puns of the Weak: 9-17-99
  4. The Little Morons nose
  5. KY NeWs!! (aDULLt)
  6. Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
  7. Discrimination Policy
  8. Once upon a time.... (offensive to frogs)
  9. confidence
  10. Continuum <clean>
  11. Montana Bear
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20th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Bikers
  2. Country and Western Music Terms
  3. The Kurds (Pun)
  4. Potatoes <clean>
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21st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Mortgage
  2. Education In A Bottle
  3. The Doctors
  4. Some Hillary Humor [Adult]
  5. Dirty Limericks <adult>
  6. Panda
  7. The Hunter (Pun)
  8. Why is business so slow?
  9. Want a mortgage?
  10. F.B.I.
  11. AHA! .. SLICK
  12. What is a condom? <adult>
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22nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. MY DADDY IS A DOCTOR... ( a DULLt ) off to HMOs
  2. IDIOT SIGHTINGS
  3. Golf Widow
  4. Smiles (mature)
  5. Password
  6. two new elements
  7. Rabbit
  8. From the archives: computersRus (Jan 9, 1997)
  9. The New Dog
  10. Tech Support Horror Stories
  11. STUPID PEOPLE WHO NEED SIGNS
  12. Bug (pun)
  13. Service with a Smile <clean>
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23rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Like Lots Wife
  2. Silly Signs
  3. Australia
  4. The Donkey (Pun)
  5. barnyard humor
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24th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Candy Wrapper
  2. Only in our Country.......
  3. Flying soon? HAH!!!
  4. UK Operators
  5. Email Addresses [adult]
  6. 3 Puns
  7. BILL"S cLock (aDULLt)
  8. Chiasmus <Adult, yet erudite!>
  9. The English Cowboy?
  10. Politically Correct Football
  11. Where is the grass the greenest??
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25th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Carjacking Foiled
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26th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Felix the Flying Frog
  2. Best T-shirts Of The Summer
  3. PUNY Riddles and Puns of the Weak: 9-25-99
  4. Mars and Venus in English Class
  5. Fw: Xmas 2000
  6. oVER & over and OVEr
  7. The Loop <clean>
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27th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Coconuts? Oranges?
  2. Try This..........
  3. Tasteless <adult>
  4. From the archives: Bad Idea (Feb 21 1997)
  5. Florist Complaint
  6. CONFESSION (offtorelgious)
  7. The Watch (suggestive)
  8. The Reunion & Research (Puns)
  9. Star Wars (puns, clean)
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28th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Heterosexual Questionnaire <adult>
  2. A Couple of Smiles
  3. Wagons... HO!!
  4. Cartoon Laws (Part 1 of 2)
  5. Soccer Girl
  6. Grizzard joke <off. to religious?>
  7. CROOKED GROANER
  8. Shaggy Dog original
  9. Another American Tall Tale
  10. Disability [Adult]
  11. Triumph Over Adversity & Uncle Miltie (Puns)
  12. Matters of the Heart <clean>
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29th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs of the Times
  2. Cartoon Laws - part 2 of 2
  3. The Blonde/The Mirror
  4. Where is Jesus? <may be off. to the religious>
  5. Shes Getting Bored? <adult>
  6. Another original Groaner...
  7. 24 Hours To Live
  8. The State of the (U.S.) Presidential Campaign
  9. A Proud Texan (Adultish)
  10. Having a Bad Day
  11. Friar Tuck (Pun)
  12. Old Brewster
  13. World Standards Day <clean>
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30th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Young Love?
  2. What Do Women Really Want???
  3. The Old Perfessers At It Again!! <adult, off. to TOP)
  4. Short Groaners
  5. Exciting News from Academia
  6. Who was Jesus?
  7. DILECT(off to rs)
  8. Evil is all around us!
  9. Phobias
  10. Women & Money? <adult>
  11. Enlightenment (clean)
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