The Humor List Postings for August 1999

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Dressing In The Dark
  2. Humor - Weird Business News #17 (1st of 3)
  3. The Poultry Farmer (Pun)
  4. Its SHOWtime!!
  5. Falling (pot. off. to relgion)
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Been There?
  2. Ethnic Jokes <adult, off.>
  3. Safety at Night
  4. Mean-spirited comment & questions about contemporary life
  5. Humor - Weird Business News #17 (2nd of 3)
  6. Amercan Hyperbole
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Suicide Foiled
  2. Definitions By Gender
  3. The rest of the Story
  4. Quirks
  5. Humor - Weird Business News #17 (3rd of 3)
  6. Top Ten
  7. More Amercan Hyperbole
  8. Blind Date
  9. If Operating Systems run the Airlines
  10. Tribute to Dr. Spooner (Puns)
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Shorties
  2. AIDS <bad language, off. to ill people>
  3. Classified Ads (!?)
  4. Brucie <adult, off. to gays>
  5. The Poultry Farmer and Wallpaper (Puns)
  6. XXX Astronomy
  7. Good ol Albert
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Reverend Spooners Tips Of The Slung
  2. Women T-shirts <adult-ish>
  3. How To Shower.............
  4. Q&A <adult>
  5. Erryone Needs a Gud Educashun!
  6. The V-Files (revisited)
  7. Airlines <off. to those with old computers>
  8. MS is BRILLANT!!
  9. Grass (Puns)
  10. Micro$oftisms
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Eye popping experience
  2. Underground(of to religous)
  3. A Horse Tale <A Spooneristic Pun>
  4. They simply couldnt contain themselves <adult>
  5. Signs That Youre Getting Old(er)
  6. Limericks <adult>
  7. (1) Drain Bamage & (2) Prison
  8. When Bloopers were Boners
  9. Telling Time <adult>
  10. Frank and the Preacher
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Cant Do It
  2. TOURISTS
  3. PUNY Riddles of the Week
  4. ...know when to hold em ... <adult>
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Top 10 Signs Your Company is Going to Downsize <Offensive to CEOs>
  2. Southern Belles <Adult>
  3. Real men Test
  4. Sound Advice!
  5. Reality? <clean>
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Sobriety Test
  2. How To Tell That Youre In Los Angeles
  3. IRISH BlondIE(aDULLt)
  4. Friday Night Date Tips For Women <adult, sorry its late...>
  5. KFC and the Pope <off. to Catholics>
  6. THE PIOUS AND THE ATHEIST <off. to religious>
  7. A Modern Opera
  8. All right! Who was it?
  9. How to spend your time...in the office <clean>
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Old World Advise
  2. Drivers Application
  3. DECLINE AND FALL....
  4. a thought for the day [mildly adult language]
  5. Kirk <Star Trek Joke - Sick>
  6. Children (Puns)
  7. car builder
  8. The Beginnings of The NEW Journalism
  9. Surd-Times: This Years Exam Paper <clean>
  10. Defective Deer
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5 signs youve picked a Bad Internet Company
  2. Older Lovers...
  3. Places You Might Consider (Not) Visiting
  4. Panties
  5. Elephant Joke, other animal stories <adult>
  6. Jeannie <gross>
  7. Now Thats POOR!!
  8. Pretty Pol!
  9. Shakespaw
  10. The Wig (Pun)]
  11. Top5 - 8/11/99 - Signs Your Pet is Depressed
  12. Prince c. (off. women)
  13. Accident Report <clean>
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. BLACK PANTIES
  2. A Headache Cure, Take Me To Your Leader <adult>
  3. British Journalistic Blunders
  4. Employee Assistance
  5. Automotive company mergers
  6. The Old Perfesser Rides Again.... <adult>
  7. This one goes out to Salt Lake City
  8. MAKING MOM PROUD (off to docs)
  9. Cannibals (Puns)
  10. Businessman Vs Businesswoman <clean>
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Traffic Cop at the Nursing Home (sexual innuendo)
  2. THAT darN caTT..(off to dead short people)
  3. In the news <adult-ish>
  4. A LITTLE GIRL OF THE 70S???
  5. You might be a Yankee ...
  6. The Player
  7. what to do with matzo balls [some adult language]
  8. Virus Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. A Centennial without a Hitch...
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Need a push <clean>
  2. PUNY Riddles of the Week
  3. The Halo Effect
  4. Blurbage
  5. THE BARN DOOR is oPen(aDULLT>
  6. Stupid Criminal Story #16
  7. [Humour] The assignment
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Week: 8-13-99
  2. The Big Nascar Fan!
  3. DID YA HEAR?? (aDULLt)
  4. You know you are a liberal if....
  5. The Defense of Marriage Act Anagrams <clean>
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Flying Around
  2. Car Repair
  3. An old man on the beach (adult)
  4. CYber Nursery<ahem>
  5. Foretails (Puns)
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. How to be Polite <clean, bit off.>
  2. How T o Identify Drivers
  3. T-Shirt Sayings
  4. Dart Team (adult)
  5. Tails, too (Puns)
  6. Medical chart comments (Part 1 of 2)
  7. Job opening
  8. [Humour] The Texan
  9. Subject: You think YOU are having a bad day?
  10. AMAZING!!
  11. DUMBING DOWN OUR KIDS
  12. Couple-oh-problems <clean>
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Revenge <adult innuendo>
  2. A Couple Of Smiles (adultish)
  3. A Royal Pain in the ... (adult)
  4. Subject: Costume Party (may be offensive to blacks)
  5. Two gay men <adult, gross, off. to gay people>
  6. It can be important to get a receipt...
  7. Medical chart comments (Part 2 of 2)
  8. The Scoutmaster (Pun)
  9. [Fwd: Psychic Hotline $12 per hour!]
  10. Learn Golf <adult, classic>
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Thinning the Herd
  2. School Daze
  3. Currency Exchange
  4. The Bell Ringers: The Rest of the Story (Puns)
  5. PADDY ME BOY!!
  6. The Bell Ringers: The Rest of the Story (Puns)
  7. Ponder on this, for the weekend <cleanish..>
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Procrastinators Creed
  2. Animal Quickies
  3. The Medicine Man & The Crazy Dog (Puns)
  4. Kitsch as Kitsch Can and a Post Script on Hitch
  5. THIRTEEN THIRteen thirtTEEN
  6. Subject: American Government Dogs
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. PUNY Riddles
  2. An oldie, but a goodie: Better Light
  3. THE BEYOND
  4. Becoming acquainted
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns of the Week 8-20-99
  2. Its a Nice Life
  3. Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
  4. Have it your way!
  5. AHA!! (aDULLTish(
  6. Real Country Songs
  7. Changing Professions <clean>
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Family Xpansions(aDULLt)
  2. Oh....them Clintons!
  3. A Witchs Revenge <adult>
  4. lunch time <adult>
  5. A Good Reason
  6. Astrological Lights
  7. Think globally, act idiotically
  8. Bad Habits <clean>
  9. A Rose & Mining the Moon (Puns)
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Business Quotes
  2. Smiles (adult)
  3. The Standup Skeptic
  4. Signs of America
  5. Mary Poppins (pun)
  6. To get a degree in Engineering...<clean>
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A Day In The Woods (adult - sick)
  2. Doctor, Doctor, Cure Thyself
  3. Logomachy!
  4. Language of Love?
  5. [Humour] The New Guy
  6. Nuts (Puns)
  7. Being Finicky, Are You? <clean>
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Top 10 Old Folks Party Games
  2. Confessions <adult>
  3. "Why are you crying, my son?"
  4. Old Folks
  5. *silence*..a moment of
  6. Stupid Criminal Story #16 (Indecent)
  7. Taking Nothing from Nothing
  8. The Invisable Man & The Love Potion (Puns)
  9. Both Sides of the Story? <clean>
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Inventions (mature)
  2. Asian Economy Worsens!
  3. Age Barometer for Americans
  4. Martha Stewarts tips for Rednecks
  5. To be exact
  6. Witchs Revenge
  7. Fox Mulder: please turn on your cell phone...
  8. Travis County Jail (Puns)
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. My Wooden Auto [Offensive to Italians]
  2. PUNY Riddles of the Week
  3. Answer to Technical malfunction
  4. Rainbow Colors
  5. Computers
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Answer to Technical malfunction
  2. Bits & Pieces
  3. On the Beach <adult-ish, may be off. to Italians>
  4. BOOT UP CaMp
  5. Puns of the Weak
  6. carnival knowledge
  7. India: The Lighter Side - Part 1/2 <clean>
  8. In The News - Humorous New Quips
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. What Kind Of Blonde?
  2. WABBIT in da BoX
  3. Cats and dogs
  4. Strange, indeed!
  5. [Humour] Household Principles for Children from the Old Testament
  6. Its A Wacky World! #72
  7. Lawyer Joke [off. to lawyers]
  8. Protecting the Gentler Sex
  9. MEN ARE LIKE...
  10. Telemarketers
  11. Short Tails (Pun)
  12. India: The Lighter Side - Part 2/2 <clean>
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Psychiatry (its nuts!)
  2. Rejected Dr. Seuss Books (adult)
  3. Pet Duck
  4. Kansas takes a GREAT LEAP backward... (May offend Creationists)
  5. How to Pack Award-Winning School Lunches <Just Plain Dumb>
  6. SEINFELD sayings...
  7. Adult Humor about Adults!!!
  8. Scientific Theories (Puns)
  9. jFk siNgaLOng (off. to Kennedy fans..good taste ) SICK cataGORY
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