The Humor List Postings for July 1999

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Things Only Women Understand
  2. The rabbit <clean, a groaner>
  3. Whisper Sweet Nothings... <adult, off. to fem.>
  4. Holy Cow!! [suicide; fornication]
  5. What Ive learned <adult language>
  6. Definitions By Gender
  7. Tech Support Calls #2
  8. Its A Wacky World! #69
  9. How about a vacation? <clean>
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2nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Smart!
  2. House for sale <typo resulting in an innuendo>
  3. 90s Definitions
  4. Independence Day <adult>
  5. DARTH VADER GIVES A COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS
  6. Humor - Weird Business News #16 (1st of 3)
  7. The Name (Pun)
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3rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. PUNY Riddles
  2. IRISH CREATION (aDULLt)
  3. Chaos
  4. Humor - Weird Business News #16 (2nd of 3)
  5. The Wheelbarrow Method (mature)
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4th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. White Folks (aDULLT)off to racists...
  2. Preparing Men For The Millenium
  3. 2 4 the 4th (Puns)
  4. Humor - Weird Business News #16 (3rd of 3)
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5th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Tight Fit <Sexual inuendoes, off. to the British Royal family>
  2. Travelling Puns
  3. A Cat Diary
  4. Its A Wacky World! #70
  5. The Desert (Pun)
  6. A Fistful of Dollars <adult>
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6th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Totally Useless Facts
  2. How Long?
  3. 20 POINTS OF DIVORCE <adult>
  4. Its A Wacky World! #71
  5. Messages from God (religious)
  6. Paki, err Think-Tanks - Part 1/2 <clean, off.>
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7th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. OUTranking(aDULLT)
  2. Test Your Priorities
  3. Run Hillary, Run!
  4. Things Prison Guards Hate.... <adult>
  5. FW: Tinky Winky
  6. Church...
  7. Indian life (offensive to Asian Indians)
  8. Riddle
  9. American History (Puns)
  10. Paki, err Think-Tanks - Part 2/2 <clean, off.>
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8th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. A sick, sick joke
  2. School Essays On U.S. Politics
  3. COOKING TERMS
  4. Indian Life part 2 (offensive to Asian Indians)
  5. Frankie and Elvis (Puns)
  6. The Metric System <clean>
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9th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. How Redneck Are You?
  2. Naturotherapy (offensive to pakistanis)
  3. Playing Doctor(aDULLt)
  4. Advert <adult>
  5. The real apology
  6. u.s. aggressions [may offend the john birch society and any othe r right-wingers out there]
  7. Polorized comments & questions about contemporary life
  8. Orthopedic Surgery (Pun)
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10th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. No Fee for Y2K Chickens <clean, not quite hysterically funny, but clean>
  2. Tough Times (sick, offensive to Pakistanis)
  3. Parenting In The Post-Clinton Era
  4. PUNY Riddles of the Week
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11th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Sterotypes
  2. Another Day in Pakistan (sick, offensive to Pakistanis)
  3. Shaggy Dogs Have Their Day (Pun)
  4. Indian Philmi Fundas! - Part 1/2 <clean>
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12th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. 9 mos. (suggestive)
  2. Youth Truth
  3. Another Weekend In Alaska (adult)
  4. Limericks <adult>
  5. Another Day in New York<offensive to Indians>
  6. 90s Marriage
  7. Indians (Pun)
  8. Indian Philmi Fundas - Part 2/2 <clean>
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13th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Answering MAChine
  2. Pak PM addresses the Nation (offensive to Pakistanis)
  3. Smiles
  4. Which Half?
  5. Great things... (part 1) <adult>
  6. word-song associations
  7. Another test
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14th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Lies
  2. Great things... (part 2) <adult>
  3. Second Opinion (plus answers to Redneck Quiz)
  4. The Wrestling Match (Adult)--American Humor of Exaggeration
  5. READ it SLOWlee
  6. Tips for traveling in the South
  7. Windows 98, Brooklin Edition <clean, off to Italian-Americans?>
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15th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Uses for Coca-Cola <clean>
  2. Some Smiles (mature)
  3. The elmo doll (Risque)
  4. Why Engineers Dont Write Recipe Books
  5. Definitions
  6. Confucius Says.... (Adult)
  7. Potentially funny comments and questions about contemporary life
  8. Before "Whos On First?"
  9. School (Puns)
  10. The Surprise <clean>
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16th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Smiles (very adult/"f" word)
  2. What Do You Get? <adult>
  3. Leroy <adult>
  4. Atlanta
  5. He Didnt Believe in Signs
  6. Kids wisdom
  7. Laid over - adult?
  8. Short Tails (Puns)
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17th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Insurance and Cigars
  2. The Best Part of Waking Up...
  3. Animal Testing(off to activists & bovines )
  4. Short Tails (Puns)
  5. Puny Riddles of the Week
  6. The Great American Diet
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18th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. DId GHA heaR?
  2. Dirty Little Johnny <nuff said>
  3. Email from where?
  4. Tour de France
  5. Nonbreakable comments & questions about contemporary life
  6. Customer-Support? <adult>
  7. Tour de France (repost)
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19th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Golf Laws
  2. Civil Servants
  3. Metric Conversions
  4. Extremely Ineffective Daily Affirmations
  5. Absurdities: Now and Then
  6. Warning Letter
  7. Ten Most-Asked Questions
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20th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. On The Lawn <adult>
  2. Smiles
  3. the propaganda cheer [may offend politicians]
  4. Q & A <adult>
  5. Excuses, excuses
  6. An Article (Left Out) On the Moon
  7. The Bride (Pun)
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21st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Going Metric
  2. Windows 98 For Rednecks
  3. Adult Humor... <adult humor>
  4. CREATION 101
  5. Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day
  6. 3 kinds of mEn
  7. Spelling it out
  8. Pizza (Pun)
  9. Unlikely adroit comments & questions about contemporary life
  10. Burial Service <adult, off, disgusting, unclean....>
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22nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. DANGLING THE BAIT (aDULLt)
  2. Italian Newlywed <adult>
  3. $64,000 Question
  4. My Prayer
  5. Shopping <possibly offensive>
  6. More On - The Old Perfesser <adult>
  7. U.S. Race Relations
  8. God and the Blonde (May be offensive)
  9. Southestern comments & questions about contemporary life
  10. What you should know about France
  11. The Epileptic (Classic Pun)
  12. "Carp(al)" Syndrome <clean>
  13. Shopping
  14. Too Much of The 90s (Top Ten)
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23rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. $100 <adult>
  2. The Differences
  3. ADULT little red riding hood
  4. Our town was SO small....
  5. Kennedy Jokes (may be offensive!!!!)
  6. Feghoot: The Cannibals
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24th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. PUNY Riddles
  2. Fishing Buddies
  3. Interesting Questions
  4. Thats Our Government..NOTICE RECEIVED
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25th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Astronomer & Chauffer
  2. 5 years ago - Money Humor
  3. Microsoft Solves Air Force One Mystery
  4. [Humour] The waiter <adult>
  5. Arson (Pun)
  6. Comments and questions of limited value about contemporary life
  7. NASA Week!: Ariane-5 <clean, language>
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26th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. New Clinton Scandal
  2. Interview with God
  3. Its The Pope.... <off. to the pope>
  4. Extremely earthbound comments & questions about contemporary lif
  5. Feghoot: Exodis
  6. TACTFUL
  7. "Downright Offensive" John F. Kennedy, Jr. Jokes
  8. Answers
  9. Titanic pun
  10. ventriloquist <off. to blondes>
  11. NASA Research <clean>
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27th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Helping Grandma
  2. Ethnic Jokes <ethnically off.>
  3. Dental Work <pot. offf. Dentists>
  4. Bad Prose <practically clean>
  5. TOO NuNs
  6. RSVP: AN INVITATION TO A SCIENTISTS BALL
  7. Oldies But Goodies on Preachers...
  8. Humor - Andy Rooney-isms from 60 Minutes (Suggestive)
  9. Musical Puns
  10. Bad News For Elvis Fans <clean>
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28th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Tiny Tasteless
  2. At The Justice Of The Peace
  3. Shes sooo-ooo-o-o-ooo ugly... <adult>
  4. Pronouns as the infantry of the Cultural Wars
  5. The General (Pun)
  6. Beer In Space <clean>
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29th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. dyslexic rabbi joke
  2. The Y1K Crisis <may be off. to the religious>
  3. National Poetry Contest
  4. A New Cuckoo Clock
  5. Rednecks <adult, off.>
  6. Stupid Criminal Story #15
  7. Maybe offensive to Irish
  8. The Perfect Joke -interactive / clean
  9. moNKEy DoodLES
  10. Before the Landing <clean>
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30th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Happy HoliDAY!!
  2. 115 Year Old Man
  3. The Missing Patient <adult>
  4. Its so hot ...
  5. [Humour] The victim
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31st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. PUNY Riddles: 7-31-99
  2. Arranged Marriages
  3. Out of the mouths of babes!
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