The Humor List Postings for June 1999

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:30 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5 - 6/1/99 - Youve Hired The Wrong Counselor
  2. Young And Innocent
  3. Ethnicity <adult, off>
  4. Humor - Weird Business News #15 (1st of 3)
  5. A Couple of Adult Jokes (adult)
  6. History Lessons (Puns)
  7. US ARMY answering machine message
  8. Temperance <clean>
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2nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Steel Balls <risque, off. to French people>
  2. Top5 - 6/2/99 - Little Known Government Departments
  3. WoW, What a Night
  4. Q & A <adult>
  5. Jaywalking in Jerusalem (fwd) not offensive
  6. Quotin ScripTURE
  7. Humor - Weird Business News #15 (2nd of 3)
  8. 5 years ago - Offensive to Baptists
  9. The Job Interview (Pun)
  10. Little Johnny
  11. Couplet <clean>
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3rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans
  2. Homer Sexuals... <adult, poofily offensive>
  3. Humor - Weird Business News #15 (3rd of 3)
  4. DEMO CRAPS SONG(off to demos)politics)
  5. The Will (Pun)
  6. Aerobics Instructors <clean>
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4th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. At The Shoe Store
  2. License Plate
  3. First Aid for Non-Medically Minded People
  4. How People Think (off. to Irishmen)
  5. Stupid Criminal Story #13
  6. Talented Octopus [mildly adult]
  7. 5 years ago - What is a tape tree?
  8. The Car Buyer (Pun)
  9. NAME THAT TUNE!!(aDULLT) <off to religious<
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5th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Gone To The Dogs
  2. More PUNY Riddles
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6th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Copyright Explained
  2. Top 10 Things Men Know About Women...
  3. Patient Doctors! - Part 1/2 <clean>
  4. THREE BALLS (aDULLt)
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7th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Food Puns
  2. Cant Hold Water
  3. Email
  4. Little Johnny and the Teacher
  5. money from god
  6. Letting Go
  7. Patient Doctors! - Part 2/2 <clean>
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8th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A Pun Loop: ALPHABETICAL THE DOCTOR NOW
  2. Why God Made Women
  3. The Jew and The Pope <off. to Jews && religious people>
  4. If Men Ruled The World
  5. The Old Perfesser: Marriage <adult, off to T.O.P.>
  6. Uncle Billys joke about manure
  7. Merged books
  8. More Cricket <clean>
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9th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. The Psychologists (Puns)
  2. Cyberspeak/Computers
  3. Ethnic Jokes <adult, offensive as hell!>
  4. In Colorado
  5. Tiger Woods <adult>
  6. An Awful Time <clean>
  7. Bank it UP
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10th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. If MS were Jewish <may be off to Jews, but not meant to be>
  2. Top5 - 6/10/99 - Youre Watching a Low-Budget Movie
  3. Things Girls Think Guys Should Know (mature)
  4. Limericks <adult>
  5. 5 years ago - Mouse balls
  6. Hail? You talk about cher Hail...
  7. The Klutz (Pun)
  8. True Story <clean>
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11th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Too Much of the 90s
  2. Help The Poor...?
  3. Semi-snobbish questions and comments about contempoary life
  4. G.P.C.
  5. Movie IDs
  6. Royal Tease (Puns)
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12th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A Blonde Joke, Farmer Joe
  2. Bubba & Becky
  3. 4 years ago - History <kids>
  4. Its a Wacky World! #65
  5. Crickets)aDULLt)
  6. Middle-aged masculine comments and questions about contemporary
  7. PUNY Riddles of the Week
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13th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Asses
  2. The Gates Clan
  3. Active Genesis <clean>
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14th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. 5 years ago - Salesman Joke...Rated PG-13
  2. mistress
  3. Troika <clean>
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15th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Jesus and Joseph <off. to those off. by Jesus jokes>
  2. Top5 - 6/15/99 - Bad Commencement Advice (Part II)
  3. Bitter Women Say The Cutest Things
  4. Sex Is Like.... <adult>
  5. Fluctuations
  6. More Absurd Misunderstandings
  7. The 18th Hole
  8. More Animal Puns
  9. How NOT to Recount a Story <adult, classic?>
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16th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Nearsighted Minister
  2. Where have you spent your best years?
  3. BSOD <clean, might be irritating to MS>
  4. Redneck Pilot <adult, Off...
  5. Yet More Absurd Misunderstandings
  6. Its a Wacky World! #66
  7. Vintage Onion brief <4-letter words>
  8. Two Knights and a Day (Puns)
  9. Slightly slow comments and questions about contemporary life
  10. More Riding <clean>
  11. Kids Say
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17th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Seminars For Men (given by Females)
  2. Smiles
  3. Quiz Show <adult>
  4. Starbucks Review by Jackie Mason [pt. 1 of 2]
  5. A PLETHORA OF COLLECTIVE NOUNS
  6. Blonde Joke
  7. Stupid Criminal Story #14
  8. More On Slick Willie
  9. A History Lesson & Brake Fluid (Puns)
  10. Surd-Times: At the Hospital, two familiar faces.. <clean>
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18th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Benefits of being female.........
  2. Hind Times<offensive to Indians>
  3. Holy, Holy, Holy...
  4. Seminars For Women (given by Men)
  5. HUMOR Digest - 17 Jun 1999 to 18 Jun 1999 (#1999-4)
  6. 5 years ago - Offensive to doctors
  7. American Huntsmen: Myth and Reality
  8. BAGGY (adult)
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19th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Bus Conductor
  2. A Couple Of Smiles
  3. Punny Riddles of the Week
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20th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A letter from camp
  2. Cause Im HOT
  3. Darwin Awards
  4. HAPPY SUGAR DADDY DAY!!(aDULLt)
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21st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Another Traveling Salesman one (aDULLt)
  2. Top5 - 6/21/99 - Creative Ways to Advertise Cigarettes (fwd)
  3. "Dilbertesque" Statements
  4. Sarcasm (adult)
  5. Small vs Large <risque>
  6. Ben Franklin Puts One Over on the Rubes. (May offend gunlovers)
  7. New Neighbors <Just Plain Dumb>
  8. History Lessons (Puns)
  9. Perspectives <clean>
  10. Spanish meal <suggestive>
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22nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Uphill ... Both Ways!
  2. Limericks <adult>
  3. Starbucks Review by Jackie Mason [pt. 2 of 2]
  4. A man and a fish
  5. Divorce Demands
  6. Customs of the past: in the 1500s <clean, informative>
  7. Historical Humor: How its done in York State
  8. Well, Enough? <clean>
  9. The Baby Pidgeon (Pun)
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23rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Is Barney Satan?
  2. Hobosexuals <adult, off. to gays>
  3. Peaches (adult)
  4. Ben Franklin in Paris (May Offend Anglophiles)
  5. Acreages <adult-ish>
  6. god billboards [may offend the atheistic]
  7. Peace Corp Antics
  8. Bathing Cats
  9. The Software Industry <adult>
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24th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. OUCHIES!!( off to sight impaired)i know u can hear this..
  2. Quotes For Guys & Girls
  3. A Couple of Smiles (mature)
  4. The Old Perfessers HMO <adult>
  5. HEALTH TIP
  6. Was Your Mother Scared by a...
  7. Because Im a guy [some innocuous adult language] [hmmm... and *i* would
  8. God Ads continued... <off. to those off. by god jokes>
  9. Religious Lessons (Puns)
  10. Probing <cleanish>
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25th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. The Wolf!! (for the females)
  2. JOY SHTICK
  3. MrsPerfessers HMO <adult>
  4. Sunny comments and questions about contemporary life
  5. Dubious Crimes and Other Anecdotes
  6. The Cake (Shaggy Dog Story)
  7. Reported to be a true story
  8. Gods kids
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26th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. PUNY Riddles
  2. At The Gates
  3. Rednecks
  4. Monkey Bizzzzz
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27th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. [Humour] Cultural differences explained:
  2. 5 years ago - hard times
  3. Aspiring Thespians <language
  4. Couples <clean>
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28th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Astronomer & Chauffer
  2. The FBI Orders Pizza
  3. Ahh Memories....Ahh Monday
  4. Vodka - adult content
  5. Q & A <adult>
  6. Aaah, love
  7. Sitting Bulls Complaint
  8. Inert comments and questions about contemporary life
  9. News from _The Chronicle of Higher Education_
  10. The Cadets (Pun)
  11. Its a Wacky World! #67 (Unclean)
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29th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. The 10 Most Important People In A Womans Life <adult, innuendo>
  2. Parenting Test
  3. Changing Them Light Bulbs <adult>
  4. HUMOR: More Darwin Awards
  5. At the library <clean, silly, borderline moronic>
  6. Office Posters
  7. Anagrams
  8. Abram Jaspers Parable: 19th C. American Political Satire
  9. The Ghost (Pun)
  10. Crazy English Language
  11. Jewish Mothers <clean>
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30th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A Duck At The Bar
  2. Nothing Can Go Wrong....
  3. Tech Support Phonecalls #1
  4. layoffs
  5. Its A Wacky World! #68
  6. Shall WE Dance?
  7. Wife Line
  8. Whys Yawning Contagious? <clean>
  9. The Model Train (Pun)
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