The Humor List Postings for May 1999

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. PUNY Riddles
  2. To My Dear Girlfriend
  3. Original Placing
  4. Two guys on an elevator [* adult theme *]
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Baseball vs. Football (Part 1 of 2) <mature>
  2. Clinton/Falwell (mature)
  3. Comic comments about contemporary life
  4. Church bulletin bloopers
  5. Humor - Wierd Business News #14 (Part 1 of 3)
  6. Gangstas Paradise <adult>
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs Your Sports Hero Has Stumbled
  2. Baseball vs. Football (Part 2 of 2) <mature>
  3. New Words
  4. Job Descriptions
  5. Humor - Weird Business News #14 (2nd of 3)
  6. And we have a winner!
  7. In A Pickle < adult theme >
  8. SLITS SLATS (pUn)
  9. <HUMOUR> Y2K
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. DUH NEWS!!!
  2. Two For The Birds
  3. Top5 - 5/4/99 - Seminar Topics at the NRA Convention
  4. Looking For A Government Job
  5. Sleep
  6. The Cynics Guide to Life
  7. His first time <* adult; may be offensive to the insecure *>
  8. Tapering Off <adult>
  9. The Tourist Prayer <may be off. to the religious>
  10. Armpit Problem
  11. Humor - Weird Business News #14 (3rd of 3)
  12. Best Friends
  13. limerick
  14. Technology on Wheels
  15. HUMOR: another dumb criminal
  16. The Art Of Loving <adult>
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Actor (Pun)
  2. The Penis, The Outhouse, The Jewish Bride <adult>
  3. Childrens books you will NOT see:
  4. Hells Angels (mature)
  5. The Old Perfesser and The Doctor <adult>
  6. Church bulletin bloopers
  7. Ungenerous comments and questions about contemporary life
  8. Choices Choices..
  9. Be Kind to Animals Week <Just plain dumb>
  10. Duck Hunting
  11. Dental Hygiene
  12. Love, Lust and Marriage <adult>
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5 - 5/6/99 - Your Term Paper Wont Get an "A"
  2. Quotes For Her & Him
  3. Reading Resumes and What They Really Mean
  4. Useful Work Phrases
  5. Hello, Thailor...!! (adult, gayly off.>
  6. One Hundred Dollar Bill Tattoo <* adult, filthy *>
  7. A New Nation (Pun)
  8. Ages, Explained! <clean>
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Your Reps At Work
  2. Exam Time!!! (mature)
  3. Blind Mans Dog
  4. Limericks <adult>
  5. His and her dictionary <adults only>
  6. NOTICE!!{{aDULLt}}
  7. Star Wars vs. Titanic
  8. Oldies (Puns)
  9. Semi-educable comments & questions abaout contemporary life
  10. Facts about men?
  11. One Liners For Mothers Day <clean>
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Politically Correct 3 Little Pigs
  2. Church bulletin bloopers
  3. 2 Lamentations (Moms Bible) not offensive
  4. JESUS vs W95 (off to religious..tooth fairy & 386s}
  5. The Golfer and the Leprechaun
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. In Honor of Mothers Day
  2. Happy Mothers Day
  3. Ghoulish humor <offensive to the sensitive> (47 lines)
  4. Weekly PUNY Riddles
  5. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  6. Countdown to WC99!: Drinking Woes <clean>
  7. Free Flight
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Two nuns <off. religious>
  2. Boys & Girls
  3. Viagra Side Effects (mature)
  4. Droll comments & questions about contemporary life
  5. The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School [mature]
  6. A Definition
  7. 12-Step Program
  8. Execution Time! <off. to blondes>
  9. Ahh..Its in da Air..{aDULLt}
  10. Virus warning
  11. Youve Got To Know Your Sh*t...( Adult )
  12. Copyright Issue
  13. Netherworld Cricket <clean>
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. STALIN GETS aROUND..
  2. Sunday School (Take 1)
  3. Mother
  4. Rednecks <adult, off. south o the Masonjar-Dixiecup Line>
  5. Noahs Ark
  6. How to Shower (for men) Part 1
  7. Somewhat funny comments & questions about contemporary life
  8. Whether Weather (Pun)
  9. English, Cricket ;) <clean>
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Sunday School (Take 2)
  2. Paradox of Our Times
  3. Q & A <adult>
  4. Country song titles contest
  5. Send Birthday Greetings <humor>
  6. Its a Wacky World! #63
  7. How do u eat ONE?(aDULLt)
  8. At The Vet (Pun)
  9. [Humour] Fish Tails
  10. How to Shower (for women, Part 2 of 2 parts)
  11. The Naive <clean>
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Sunday School (Take 3)
  2. The Wit Of Stephen Wright
  3. The Old Perfesser <adult>
  4. Engineers
  5. <humor> Teacher Hurdles: vulgar language
  6. Life in the Slaw Lane
  7. Gators
  8. [Humour] Nipple Clamps and Angle-Poise Lamps <adult>
  9. Matchless Wits <clean>
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Sunday School (Take 4)
  2. George Carlin One Liners (clean)
  3. Inspirational Posters
  4. More Rednecks <adult, off. to rednecks n such>
  5. SNOWbaLL
  6. The Densa Society
  7. Father of the Internet
  8. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Shakespeare=92s?= Tailor (Pun)
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Deaf Schnauzer (mature)
  2. re: The Densa Society
  3. Re: The Densa Society
  4. Southern Drawl (off. to southerners???)
  5. Sunday School (Take 5)
  6. Its a Wacky World! #64
  7. PUNY Riddles
  8. Job Application
  9. TELETUBBIE TEST(off to tuBBies & gays)
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Driving Hymns
  2. And (finally) to end the Sunday School jokes, Sunday Jokes
  3. The Stunt Pilot (Pun)
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Policemen Jokes (offensive to policemen and animal lovers. adult language)
  2. Top5 - 5/17/99 - "Star Wars" Tickets Line
  3. New Sick Leave Policy
  4. The Shame and the Glory <adult>
  5. New sick Leave Policy
  6. Drawbacks (aDULLt)
  7. Glossy comments & questions about contemporary life
  8. Things men know
  9. The creation of woman
  10. Im Sick, The Monkey, & a riddle <adult>
  11. quotes on dogs
  12. Ufouria (Pun)
  13. Blow Jobs (I think the name gives the warning!!!)
  14. Men In Black (Now you know) <adult>
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. RIGID TESTING METHODS <aDULLt<
  2. Top5 - 5/18/99 - Youre Not Watching the Real "Star Wars"
  3. Mouse Tattoo <adult>
  4. A Definition
  5. Internet Outage
  6. Ode to a mammogram (Adult)
  7. Semi-glossy comments & questions about contemporary life
  8. Medicine Keeps Up With The Military
  9. Tex-Mexistentialism (Puns)
  10. Nosing Around <adult>
  11. The Boy from Alabama [Adult]
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Need A New Job?
  2. The History of Music <off. to christian fundamentalists>
  3. In DA MIDDLE (aDULLt)
  4. the blind man (adult, sex) & wishes (clean)
  5. Benefits of Being Female
  6. You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....
  7. Star Wars Puns
  8. Car Keys <clean>
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Cakes and Ale. <clean>
  2. Amazing Comparisons
  3. In DA HOLE
  4. The Old Perfesser <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
  5. Ten Rules for Dating My Daughter <clean-ish, long: 87 lines>
  6. religious angst [possibly offensive to catholics, the jewish and presbyterian types, but i dont see how.]
  7. Understanding your paycheck
  8. Some Short Groaners
  9. More Cricket, More Azhar <clean>
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Tip For Today
  2. Updates on Old Songs <adult>
  3. Love Is.......
  4. HOW YOU KNOW YOUVE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 1990S
  5. Latest News from Redmond
  6. Semi-sweet comments & questions about contemporary life
  7. Which was it? [adult]
  8. Some Stubby Tails (Puns)
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. PUNY Riddles
  2. Civil Servants
  3. CAT DIARY (non-offensive, except to humans, maybe)
  4. NEEKED(aDULLt)
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Couple Of Stiff Ones
  2. 5 years ago - Married couple on honeymoon
  3. Marriages & ads <sexual innuendos>
  4. More Short Punny Tales
  5. Southern sayings
  6. Surd-Times: At The Clinic <adult>
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5 - 5/24/99 - Worst Prom Themes
  2. Accidental Fall <adult content & language>
  3. Ethnic Jokes <adult, off...>
  4. Darwin Awards Candidates
  5. Banishing Our Fears for the Next Millennium... <HUMOR>
  6. Smiles (mature)
  7. You might be from a small town if ...
  8. 5 years ago - Almanac humor: Pope v. Devil
  9. Childrens Prayers
  10. The Excuse <adult>
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Barter System & The Gardeners (Puns)
  2. Top5 - 5/25/99 - Signs Your Dog is a Robot Dog
  3. Sermons
  4. Actual Newspaper Ads......
  5. Your Rights <adult, off. to cops, ebonics>
  6. Timbuktu (adult)
  7. A misunderstanding--not offensive
  8. two to pass on
  9. New Directions in Market Research
  10. HUMOR Digest - 20 May 1999 to 21 May 1999
  11. Carded in Kosovo
  12. Sonia Gandhi as PM - Top Dix Signs <clean>
  13. 5 years ago - Dyslexic Cop.
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. At The Bar (Pun)
  2. Women Have it So Easy
  3. Adult Jokes <jokes, adult>
  4. The CONFESSION
  5. A new tractor (adult)
  6. From the Viagra Files
  7. Tete-a-tete <adult, PJ>
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Seranade (Puns)
  2. Y.O.D.A.
  3. Well, its ALMOST round!
  4. Chinese Food
  5. Travel Stories
  6. Lifes Values
  7. Speak of the Devil <HUMOR>
  8. "Application to Leave AOL"
  9. 5 years ago - In a plane (Irish joke)
  10. New ideas on the driving school front
  11. Light weight comments & questions about contemporary life
  12. Blind Dates <clean>
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Okey-Dokey..(off to Serbs & the other side)
  2. More, Eh! (Puns) and a Correction
  3. Offer From The IRS
  4. Memorial Day <adult>
  5. Suicide <insensitive>
  6. Not serious comments & questions about contemporary life
  7. <HUMOR> Another crummy trend in food non-science research
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. PUNY Riddles & The Art Collector (Pun)
  2. Cats From Outer Space
  3. Golfing Preacher
  4. travel agent tales I
  5. 5 years ago - Old folks home
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Surfer &The Veterinary Dentist (Puns)
  2. 1 Liners
  3. Short BloNDES
  4. The World According to Andy Rooney....
  5. <HUMOUR> Lone ranger
  6. Halfway Houses <clean>
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. aDULLT stuff <aDULLt>
  2. Assorted Smiles (adult)
  3. Why Dogs Should Be President
  4. Birth control <adult, sexual innuendo)
  5. What is the Name of that malady? (Puns)
  6. Universal Fact <clean>
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