The Humor List Postings for April 1999

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. April Fools Day <some adult humor>
  2. Bobs New Membership (adult)
  3. Old Man Villager <adult>
  4. Happy Easter <blasphemy!>
  5. Wisdom Chant for the day >humor<
  6. Passover
  7. Glib comments & questions about contemporary life
  8. Testing in Heaven (off. to Hindus, Christians and groundhogs)
  9. The English Rider (Pun)
  10. PROGRAMMERS DRINKING SONG
  11. Modem Times - Maxims for the Internet Age
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2nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Yuppie Encounters
  2. It Was A Tall Task....<adult>
  3. The Wit of Stephen Wright
  4. In Memory of Odie the duck 3-30/4/02/99
  5. Holiday Greetings (Puns)
  6. The Entertainment of Pysicists
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3rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Gone Fishin
  2. Miracle (Off. to the religious)
  3. Ring ring... <could be offensive to the deeply religious>
  4. Annoying Things
  5. Listen to the Word! (offensive to the religious)
  6. PUNY Riddles
  7. WAZ UP DOC?
  8. Daylight Savings Time
  9. Possibly funny comments & questions about contemporary life
  10. 5 Stages of Drunkenness (old but still good)
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4th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Two from the Archives
  2. Ether Bunnies
  3. ANAGRAMS
  4. Insider comments & questions about contemporary life & kissing
  5. Quick Wit <clean>
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5th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Two from the Archives
  2. Men Questions <mature>
  3. Jewish Grammar Rules
  4. Understanding A Womans English
  5. Free at Last!
  6. Protection
  7. A creative solution - Y2K
  8. Stupid Criminal Story #12
  9. The Old Flame (Pun) (Adult: Drug Culture)
  10. Spin Doctor
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6th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Engine Trouble (blonde joke)
  2. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=01=01Marine_Sniper_School_=28Offensive_to_Uncl?= =?iso-8859-1?Q?e_Sam=27s_Misguided_Children=29?=
  3. Around the World
  4. Letters To A Pastor
  5. Men! (off. to men)
  6. Three Girls!! <adult>
  7. If Microsoft Had Existed in the Middle Ages <HUMOR?>
  8. Bust (somewhat un-"politically correct"
  9. The Drunk Poem
  10. Quasi-literate comments & questions about contemporary life
  11. Stubby Tails (Puns)
  12. Couples <clean>
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7th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. JEWISH VIAGRA
  2. Mens Relationship w/Women
  3. Misunderstood Treats
  4. The Taxi Ride (adult)
  5. Gramesis
  6. Beer <off. to females>
  7. Missouri Remains the "Show Me" State (political, may offend)
  8. The skilled gynecologist -shouldnt be offensive-
  9. More Couples
  10. The Matchmaker (Pun)
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8th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Womens Logic
  2. Just Wear Something
  3. Banking (mature)
  4. How Many.... <adult, off. to lawyers, women>
  5. Ya gotta love Canadian men
  6. Ben Franklin <adult; suggestive>
  7. Slogans That Never Quite Caught On
  8. Arizona Republicans Come Up With Consumer Protection Legislation (Humor)
  9. Programmers song <off. to bad programmers>
  10. AIRBORNE SNEEZES (adult)
  11. Young Knights (Pun)
  12. Wives <clean>
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9th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The 1st Committee
  2. T H E N E W L Y W E D S
  3. Quotes on the President
  4. Euphemisms For Spanking The Monkey (adult)
  5. Limericks <adult>
  6. More Bill Gates humor
  7. OLD AGE!
  8. GERMAN MOTORING PHRASES
  9. Its a Wacky World! #62
  10. Religion?(Pun)
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10th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Murphys Laws
  2. G O I N G P O S T A L [risque, adult language]
  3. Orgasms <not offensive>
  4. Teds Latin Lesson
  5. Strange Family Tree
  6. A "Bang, Bang" Brouhaha In Massachusetts (WARNING: political content)
  7. PUNY Riddles and a Limerick
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11th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Pun Test <some adult humor>
  2. Microsoft and computer power (techie joke)
  3. Things A Man Should Know By 40
  4. CONDOMANIA - T H E F I R S T T I M E
  5. Bumper stickers
  6. Goin Fishing
  7. Variations on a Theme (Puns)
  8. I *LOVE* WALMART
  9. Sam & Bessie
  10. At The Court Of King Solomon <clean>
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12th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Priest & the Nun
  2. Buying Paint
  3. How The Dwarves Got Their Names ("f" word/very adult)
  4. Redneck Jokes <adult, off. to Bubba>
  5. Prairie Home Companion Joke show IV
  6. From a colleague in Tulsa, Oklahoma
  7. Humor - Justice for Max
  8. Claims
  9. Spell Checker.
  10. Modern Carmen.
  11. The Cat and The Lemon (Pun)
  12. Adroit comments & questions about contemporary life
  13. Taking Out the Trash
  14. The Art Of Deduction <clean>
  15. MED SCHOOL PUN
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13th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. I NEEDA a CARD!(aDULLt)
  2. General Craziness
  3. Kiddie Sayings (Part 1 of 2)
  4. (@$J#MF#$*#HGKG_%L:SDJG()_)KT_#GJOJJGOE
  5. The sound of one band yakking
  6. Two puns and a Limerick
  7. Further evidence against lawyers
  8. Similar Services
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14th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Rules for Dining Out
  2. THERE OUGHTA BE A WOID!
  3. Kiddie Sayings (Part 2 of 2)
  4. Ad Campaigns That Went Astray
  5. TAX TIME !!!
  6. Missouri loves company, but... {WARNING: political humor}
  7. Why is a ship called "she"? (Male chauvanist)
  8. Helpful Work Phrases
  9. The Flutist (Pun)
  10. Trash Day (Family - Clean)
  11. The Origin Of **** <adult>
  12. Top That
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15th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. JimJrs Observations
  2. Top5 - 4/15/99 - Stories in the C&W Bible
  3. Ralphs Medical Problem <adult>
  4. New Baseball Rules
  5. Tax Time <adult>
  6. Group Photo
  7. THE TEN REASONS GOD CREATED EVE
  8. New Hope for Kosovo or is that No Hope? (May Offend TMers)
  9. Talcum Powder (a parody of "sunscreen")
  10. Deeply cursory comments & questions about contemporary life
  11. Update on Classic Songs
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16th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The 90s
  2. The fox pass
  3. Sad, So Sad
  4. Quotations
  5. Ethnic Jokes <adult, off. to most>
  6. Would You Like to Join...?
  7. "Q2K,Q2K!" Former VP Throws Hat in Ring (Political content)
  8. Pollen humor
  9. Why?
  10. Bagpipe Bashing
  11. The Pier (Pun)
  12. Alaskan Outhouses (Pun)
  13. More Origins... <clean>
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17th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Two from the Archives <adult>
  2. bits .n. "boobs"
  3. The Life Of An Egg
  4. "Thats not what I meant when I said Lets hit the Quickie Mart."
  5. Semi-isdainful comments & questions about contemporary life
  6. PUNY Riddles of the Week
  7. TaX Day Song
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18th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns from the Archives
  2. Druggie Bear <pun>
  3. Silly Signs Actually Seen
  4. The Dairy Farmer
  5. The Y2K Song
  6. Tips On Dating - Part 1/2 <adult>
  7. Off the Wire
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19th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. A *Really* Bad Day at the Office... [Adult Language]
  2. Life
  3. New Wave Bumper Stickers
  4. Viagra (mature)
  5. NEW PRODUCT
  6. British computers
  7. Military Time
  8. 50/50
  9. <No subject given>
  10. Humorous news in aviation
  11. <HUMOUR> Gullible pill seller
  12. Briefs-1 (Puns)
  13. Tips On Dating - Part 2/2 <adult>
  14. In The New
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20th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Thank-you letter <one adult word>
  2. Humor List Community
  3. SOCKS IN HEATED SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!
  4. A fairy tale updated
  5. Universal Truth
  6. 23 Things You Would Never Hear Your Wife Say (adult)
  7. An Internet song <clean>
  8. Q&A <adult>
  9. Hey, Toro! Toro! Toro! Hey, Toro!
  10. Advice for the Outdoorsmen (Not offensive)
  11. equipped (adult theme)
  12. Special Announcement!
  13. The Madam and the Carpenter <adult>
  14. Surd-Times: At The Party <adult>
  15. Briefs-2 (Puns)
  16. literary yokings
  17. More News
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21st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. so alcohol IS ok? (21+ humor)
  2. Ask the Poetry Guy
  3. Baseball
  4. Your Tax Dollars At Work
  5. Beautiful Islands (mature)
  6. 1000 Pounds Of Dynamite! <adult>
  7. Idioticus miscellaneous
  8. DID YA hear!!(aDULLt)
  9. Who get the most enjoyment? <sexual content>
  10. St. Peter Martyrs Day (20 April): Voices and other voices
  11. Cynical affirmations.
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22nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The challenge [* adult humour *]
  2. Hows that Again ?
  3. Colin & the Gorilla ("f" Word)
  4. Why We Appreciate Men, A Womans Perspective
  5. Rambling Rose <adult>
  6. Laws of Circumstance (1 of 4)
  7. TATS (aDULLt)
  8. News Flash (Political Humor)
  9. Final Exam
  10. The Baseball Crew
  11. At the Dr.s <adult>
  12. Dog Daze
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23rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. TAXPAYERS LAMENT
  2. The Military
  3. Research Subjects Needed...
  4. i quit!!! [on my 45th birthday, no less! :) ]
  5. USEFUL WORK PHRASES <adult>
  6. Visiting Grandpa in the Hospital
  7. Monica, thy name is ....
  8. Taxidermist <adult>
  9. Laws of Circumstance (2 of 4)
  10. KGB at your service!
  11. Cannibals <clean>
  12. Downsizing
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24th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Burma Shave Signs
  2. Excerpts from "Dear Abby"
  3. Maryland State Highway
  4. Shades Of H.A.L.
  5. One Liners (off. to females)
  6. "TROJAN HORSE" JOKE HUMOR NOT TRUE JOKE
  7. Weekly PUNY Riddles
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25th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Anudder QUESTION put to REST
  2. Church bulletin bloopers
  3. Who Is Mightiest?
  4. Wanted For Murder???
  5. Signs
  6. Misanthropic comments & questions about contemporary life
  7. Sinatra (Pun)
  8. Off the Wire
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26th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Spoken Word
  2. Sexual Tension Quiz
  3. The Penis Poem (adult)
  4. The Ladies Room
  5. Cooking Tips
  6. Church Bells (adult)
  7. SEX LIFE(aDULLt)
  8. Laws of Circumstance (3 of 4)
  9. Tangled Web
  10. Friar Tuck (Pun)
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27th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. MODERN CYBER-CITIZENS SONG
  2. Three from the Archives
  3. Top5 - 4/27/99 - Items on Wayne Gretzkys To-Do List
  4. Fact or Fiction?
  5. Stupidity, Take 17
  6. The Missus and I <adult>
  7. Laws of Circumstance (4 of 4)
  8. Lawyer joke
  9. Possibly Insincere comments & questions about contemporary life
  10. Engineering <Adult Innuendo>
  11. Market Research
  12. Ping Pong (pun)
  13. The Government Genie <clean>
  14. For Better or For Worse
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28th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Columbia Maryland - a final shot
  2. Quiet Ride
  3. Women In The Powder Room
  4. Dear Wife .... Dear Husband <* warning: ADULT humour *>
  5. Redneck Jokes <adult, off. to rednecks>
  6. Love the clarinet? <ADULT!>
  7. Carny(aDULLt)
  8. Geometry (Pun)
  9. A Fantastic Opportunity Awaits You! <clean>
  10. Moving In
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29th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Moores
  2. Silent, but deadly
  3. Mixup
  4. Trust (adult theme)
  5. Netscape Wrangler Song
  6. Single Womans Prayer
  7. Why Its Great To Be A Guy... <adult>
  8. Mildly interesting lessons about contemporary life
  9. Anti-Yugo (Adult)
  10. Medicine and Bureaucracy mix like Oil and Water!
  11. things Mom would never say
  12. Early Movies (Pun)
  13. Why MUST we...<clean, no speculation :)>
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30th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Joke Game
  2. How to clean your mouse
  3. To My Dear Boyfriend
  4. Top5 - 4/30/99 - Pregnancy Worries of Xena
  5. Top 13
  6. Ethnic Jokes <adult, off...!!!>
  7. Random Thoughts on Kosovo/NATO/Yugoslavia...
  8. Shorty-Shorts (aDULLt)
  9. What A Divorce!
  10. The Decision (Pun)
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