The Humor List Postings for March 1999

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:30 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. General Craziness
  2. Surprise School Visit
  3. Workplace Survey!!
  4. Top5 - 3/1/99 - Least Scary Stephen King Novels
  5. For Sale <clean, could be regarded as slightly sexist>
  6. Ethnic Jokes <adult & off.>
  7. High Class Pun
  8. A NO BRAINER(ADULT)
  9. The Slow Learner (Pun)
  10. Cheap HMO signs
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2nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Paranoids in CyberSpace
  2. A matter of giving <off. to jews>
  3. Furniture Shopping
  4. Top 22 Signs Youve Had Too Much Of the 90s
  5. Legal Expense Fund
  6. small TOWNS
  7. Rats!
  8. Weird Business News #13 (1st of 3)
  9. Y zero K
  10. The Tree Surgeon (Pun)
  11. How to Date: Virgo <clean>
  12. Rainbows End
  13. Chinese lesson <insensitive to Chinese>
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3rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Shape Shes In...
  2. Top5 - 3/3/99 -- Surprises During Monicas Interview
  3. Glass Pants
  4. A thought on the Corporate structure <one objectionable word>
  5. Female Perspective On Oral Sex (adult)
  6. "BOO"!! <adult>
  7. Why is It?
  8. Kissing the frog <off. to computer programmers>
  9. Weird Business News #13 (2nd of 3)
  10. Ridding urself of Telemarketers
  11. The Gift (Pun)
  12. How to Date: Libra <clean>
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4th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Smoking Pencils
  2. Not so Romantic <adult>
  3. The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form
  4. Assorted Smiles
  5. Teacher/Cornflakes <adult>
  6. Weird Business News #13 (3rd of 3)
  7. David Lettermans Top Ten List
  8. The Sixties (Pun)
  9. How to Date: Scorpio <clean>
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5th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Married Men
  2. Nicknames <adult>
  3. Different Philosophies
  4. Young Fellow From Sparta <adult, olfactorily off.>
  5. Lonely EVE
  6. This week in the Social Sciences (Its just HUMOR, no more threats, please!)
  7. ;-D Crazy Times Virus Alert ;-D <Clean>
  8. The History of Banking (Pun)
  9. Its a Wacky World! #59
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6th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Funny Things from Kids
  2. Kids Say The Darnest Things
  3. IT"S GOT TEETH!! ( adulT)
  4. Puny Riddles
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7th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Admission to Heaven <adult>
  2. This Is Scary....
  3. Ugly fat birds act <offensive>
  4. Gotcha!!
  5. A couple of quickies <clean, insipid>
  6. Short Tails (Puns)
  7. Ships in the Night
  8. How to Date: Sagittarius <clean>
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8th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Military
  2. Stupid Laws
  3. Cyberwocky
  4. 4 catholic women <off. religion>
  5. Stupid Criminal Story #11
  6. Humorous Church bloopers <non offensive>
  7. Laughable comments & questions about contemporary life
  8. NEW PILL FER MALES!!!!& Definitions
  9. QUOTES assorted
  10. The Maiden & The Tailor (Puns)
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9th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Human Animal
  2. Top5 - 3/9/99 - Powers of the Young Darth Vader
  3. After The Revival
  4. A Farmyard Tale (mature)
  5. Origins <adult>
  6. The Laughing Baby
  7. Farcical comments and questions about contemporary life
  8. How to Date: Capricorn <clean>
  9. The rash <risque>
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10th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Golf
  2. Top5 - 3/19/99 - Ways Barbie Celebrated her 40th Birthday
  3. Smiles (adult)
  4. Us Blondes Arent Bumb!! <off. to blondes>
  5. Beware Of Dog!
  6. BLONDE WINS
  7. Spies (Pun)
  8. How to Date: Aquarius <clean>
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11th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Subject: Dont Tread on Me
  2. Rolling, Rolling, Rolling <adult>
  3. Those Poor Blondes
  4. Top 10 Worst Cartoon Characters <adult>
  5. Carjacking
  6. Playground Equiptment (Pun)
  7. Fishy < =?iso-8859-1?Q?risqu=E9=3E?=
  8. Zodiac Light Bulbs
  9. How to Date: Pisces <clean>
  10. Dueling Openers
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12th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Your Place Or Mine?
  2. Strange Malady
  3. Ethnic Jokes <adult, off.>
  4. Homework Time
  5. Y2K Compliant
  6. Subject: An Unexpected Reply
  7. OUTHOUSE POEM
  8. Its a Wacky World! #60 (Adult)
  9. Glib comments & questions about contemporary life
  10. Sexual Humor, Bad Language
  11. Ten Dollars
  12. oh, those newspaper types...
  13. Memo on Y2K
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13th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. In a Perfect World
  2. If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer....
  3. Technology Terms For Country Folk
  4. $100 (risque)
  5. The Irish Countess (Pun)
  6. Did Ya Hear????(aDUlt)
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14th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Golf
  2. More for "In A Perfect World"
  3. Weekly PUNY Riddles
  4. What happened at the Bank <Adult Theme>
  5. WOOF CUT
  6. Heaven and Hell - The Real Difference <clean>
  7. Dogs N Cats
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15th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. One Great Day...
  2. Two from the Archives
  3. Daffynitions
  4. Irish Week!! <adult>
  5. The Bull (Pun)
  6. Satirical comments & questions about contemporary life
  7. The Human Condition <pt.1 - clean(?)>
  8. How NOT To Get Married <clean, swearing>
  9. Irish Logic
  10. Remember when ... ?
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16th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Yugo Bashing
  2. More on the Irish <adult, off. to Irish>
  3. Disturbing Medical Stories (not for the weak)
  4. ALIEN CHAIN LETTER
  5. [OTT] Dr. Seuss Purity Test
  6. Chili cook off judge
  7. The Human Condition <pt 2. - Clean(?)>
  8. The Deaf Mule (Pun)
  9. Portland, Oregon humor <clean>
  10. Publishing screwups
  11. (no subject)
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17th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Stuttering <adult>
  2. Honesty before Marriage
  3. Top5 - 3/17/99 - TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates
  4. HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!! <adult, off. to Irish>
  5. HUMOR: Greeks bearing gifts<not off.>
  6. Humor: Clues you joined the wrong church
  7. Quotes Old & New
  8. The Tale of Zelda and Oscar (Pun)
  9. Ant & Grasshopper
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18th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. pilots
  2. How to Anger An Irishman
  3. The frog <adult>
  4. How Many Irishmen... <off. to Irish>
  5. Cold Nights
  6. The 10 best tools of all time
  7. "Please Write Back"(aDULLt)
  8. No Wonder Im Tired...
  9. The Midget (Pun)
  10. two steps ROAR
  11. Cooking? <clean>
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19th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Putting Things In Perspective
  2. Fade Out On The Irish
  3. Two from the Archives
  4. Fun Animal Facts
  5. Partly dumb comments & questions about contemporary life
  6. Excitement in the Publishing World <Sorta Adult>
  7. NEW VIAGRA Q& A.. ( aDULLut)
  8. Uh-oh lines
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20th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Two from the Archives
  2. And The Winners Are .......
  3. Church Football
  4. Disdainful comments & questions about contemporary life
  5. Stupid but funny jokes (Caution: Insensitivity)
  6. PUNY Riddles +
  7. Fixins(twister)
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21st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Obscene Caller (aDULLut)
  2. Trio from the Archives
  3. Golfing Hitman
  4. Y2K
  5. Joltin Joe -Clean but truly offensive
  6. Did You Ever Wonder???
  7. Offhand comments and questions about contemporary life
  8. Insurance <clean>
  9. In The News - Humorous News Quips
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22nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Flame Form <offensive to NewsGroup posters>
  2. 10 Commandments of Love
  3. Southern Belles (mature)
  4. The Maid <mature>
  5. Language
  6. Laughable comments & questions about contemporary life
  7. Dog Haiku (Bodily Functions)
  8. GOTCHA
  9. The Wisdom of Youth
  10. A Klaus Call (Pun)
  11. The Decision <clean>
  12. Irish Jokes
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23rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Flame Form <offensive to NewsGroup posters>
  2. Driving Hymns..
  3. Its All In The Interpretation
  4. A Couple of Smiles
  5. Kids... Cant Live With Em, Cant Shoot Em!
  6. {humor} New Classical CD Releases
  7. Armstrong and Nixon
  8. Surd-Times: Miscellany <clean>
  9. Some Short Tails (Puns)
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24th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Medical Whirl
  2. Rules Of Washington
  3. If Men and Women Swapped Genitals (adult)
  4. Not Tonight...
  5. Teletubbies: Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, Po, Dipsy and SUE SUE SUE!
  6. Speaking Confusion
  7. All the IT industrys a stage (offensive to techies)
  8. The Man on the Train (Shaggy Dog Story)
  9. viagra joke <bodily function>
  10. Cest La Vie? <clean>
  11. What if Dr. Seuss Wrote a Computer Manual!
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25th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Male Mind
  2. Some Time-honored Truths
  3. Musings From Corporate America
  4. Gay... <adult! off. to gays>
  5. A bad joke and a good joke
  6. NICO Tampax (ADULT)
  7. Drunken Follies <clean>
  8. The Wizard (Pun)
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26th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. ayep...
  2. Two from the Archives
  3. Lobsters
  4. VIRUS JOKES (mature)
  5. Chop and Drop <adult>
  6. Just in Time for Tax Time in the U.S.
  7. meanie
  8. The Sheep Farmer (Pun)
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27th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Wright from the Archives
  2. Redneck In College
  3. T-Shirt Sayings (mature)
  4. Two fer ONE (aDULLt)
  5. Its a Wacky World! #61
  6. Opinionated questions & comments about contemporary life
  7. PUNY Riddles of the Week
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28th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Weekly Traffic Report
  2. Race Horse Blues
  3. 1234 (mature)
  4. The Years Best Headlines <clean>
  5. Leisurely comments & questions about contemporary life
  6. A Modern Bible Story (Pun)
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29th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. 1993 Top Tens
  2. Bank Robbery <pun>
  3. Coma Babies
  4. Redneck Jokes <adult, off. to rednecks>
  5. work
  6. Taxes Arrive..( aDULLt)
  7. Out of school too long <clean>
  8. Definitely from the "B" list... <Humor>
  9. Japan bombs New Mexico( Satire may be offensive to some with less sense of humor)
  10. Sample Resume - Part 1/2 <adult>
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30th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Insurance
  2. Sad Tail(aDULLt)SAd Pool (aDULLt)
  3. Jesus <off. to religious people>
  4. Lifes Little Lessons-The Womans Version
  5. A Clinton joke I hadnt heard (suggestive)
  6. Options
  7. Q&A <adult, off...>
  8. Urbane comments & questions about contemporary life
  9. Spoons in a restaurant (somewhat nasty)
  10. Passover(Pun)
  11. Sample Resume - Part 2/2 <adult>
  12. Passover humor (shouldnt be offensive)
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31st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore on Insurance
  2. One Must Be Precise <pun>
  3. SAYINGS ON BUTTONS
  4. Kids... Cant Live With Em, Cant.. oh, I said that before...
  5. Genius(aDULLt)
  6. Spice (Pun)
  7. Three Questions & Some Links <adult>
  8. Three Questions & Some Links <adult>
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