The Humor List Postings for February 1999

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Mixed Up Metaphors (Puns)
  2. (Not so Sweet) Mysteries of Life
  3. Empty & Monica (only off. to Monica)
  4. Super Bowl Followup
  5. Soon To Be Newlyweds <adult>
  6. Down Under
  7. Airplane crash
  8. Definitions
  9. Contrived questions & comments about contemporary life
  10. Ethnic Stereotype of The Day
  11. Good Sayings
  12. A Lawyer Needsa Hobby
  13. If Abbie was a man <Adult, sex content & MCP. Long, too>
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Apes Demonstrate Basic Facts about Humanity
  2. Still Moore on Ontario
  3. Fan Application (Part 1 of 2)
  4. John and Sir
  5. Simple Rules Chicks Dont Know (adult)
  6. Special Day
  7. The Debasement of Groundhog Day
  8. A Porcine Story (Pun)
  9. New Sony Operating System <pt 1. - not offensive>
  10. Weird Business News #12 (1st of 3)
  11. Going out in style (slightly morbid)
  12. Im Glad Im a Woman
  13. Flippant comments & questions about contemporary life
  14. CAT HAIKU
  15. Iraqi Prime Time Television Schedule
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Around the World
  2. Marital Strategies (adult, language, off. to both men and women)
  3. Business <may be off. to Jews and Catholics>
  4. Fan application (Part 2 of 2)
  5. Politically Correct Terms
  6. How Can You Tell...? <adult>
  7. Things Youll Hear Only in the South...
  8. Old Sea Captain <adult theme>
  9. Crazy English
  10. FAKE AIRLINE TICKETS StorYYY
  11. Weird Business News #12 (2nd of 3)
  12. You Know Youre From Maine When...
  13. The End (Pun)
  14. New Sony Operating System <pt 2. - not offensive>
  15. Bumper Stickers seen around greater DC
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Sports
  2. Great Imponderables!
  3. Its A Good Thing We Have The State Of Maryland
  4. Eurospin <Poss. Offensive to Europeans>
  5. Weird Business News #12 (3rd of 3)
  6. HUMOR Digest - 3 Feb 1999 to 4 Feb 1999
  7. new software <bad words>
  8. Creative thinking 101
  9. Baseball
  10. Shingles
  11. The Little Pig
  12. Hitchcocks Elevator Story
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Lane SWITCh(off.to polish)
  2. Maryland State Highway
  3. My Wife (mature)
  4. Poetry Class <Dirty Little Johnny joke, nuff said>
  5. I *Love* Wal-Mart!!
  6. Four stages of sickness<clean>
  7. Potato Chips (Puns)
  8. Husband <adult theme>
  9. A Man Rubbed A Lamp...(clean)
  10. Baby boomer woes
  11. Whats the difference? (suggestive; off to W.Virginians)
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Computer guys <off. to some fans>
  2. Update: Ontario Canada
  3. Biblical Ways Of Acquiring A Wife
  4. HUMOR: What I learned from my mother
  5. The New Pastor
  6. The new Ensign...
  7. PUNY Riddles
  8. You know you work in Corp. America if:
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Show Must Go On (Not a Pun)
  2. Columbia Maryland
  3. What Color? <adult theme>
  4. Equipment
  5. Kosher Chicken
  6. 3 little orders ( adult)
  7. Semi-silly questions and comments about contemporary life
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOUR> Viagra - bad language
  2. The Clintons
  3. Stranger than fiction <weird and uncharacteristically short>
  4. No Bull (Pun)
  5. Communication by Gender
  6. Raise Application <adult>
  7. Young Love <adult>
  8. Eastern Europe Socio-dynamics. (adult language)
  9. Time Tracking on the Job
  10. The Dress, Riches & Car Trouble (Puns)
  11. Six Times The Size
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Updated Beatitudes <offensive to religious zealots>
  2. Clinton Caught In Cat House
  3. Alcohol
  4. Too Much Of The 90s / Y to K Problem
  5. John and Sir (2)
  6. Set It Free?
  7. Things That Make You Go DUH!...
  8. Teasing The RABBI
  9. Christian Counterpart
  10. Y2K
  11. In The News - Humorous News Quips
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. JimJrs Wandering Mind
  2. Ten Rules For CyberSex
  3. The English Language
  4. Love in lanuages (anatomical reference)
  5. Over The Hill (off. to MY elders>
  6. How To Survive With Women (1 of 2) <adult, off. to women>
  7. Venting: mostly impeachment stuff
  8. A Valentine Story (Pun)
  9. More Hardware? <adult theme>
  10. THE International gynecology CONFERENCE(adult)
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. FU BU CHU ( adult)
  2. Understanding Computer Jargon <Part 1/2> <clean>
  3. How To Survive With Women (2 of 2) <adult, off. to women>
  4. Top5 - 2/11/99 - NOT Heard At The Daytona 500
  5. Recommended For Dismissal
  6. A Couple of Smiles
  7. How To Know If You Have PMS
  8. News You May Have Missed
  9. (Fwd) FW: Minnesota, eh?
  10. Cosmetics (Pun) & a note
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Who was St. Valentine anyway? <clean>
  2. Humorist Signs - 1 of 4
  3. Top5 - 2/12/99 - The Obligatory Jerry Falwell List (fwd)
  4. Who was St. Valentine anyway? <clean> (Repost)
  5. College Essay
  6. Be My Valentine!
  7. The Chinese Detective...
  8. Cider? <adult theme>
  9. This Week in the Social Sciences
  10. Stocking the Zoo (Pun)
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Humorist Signs - 2 of 4
  2. Cat Calls
  3. Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
  4. The Lady In The Back <adult theme>
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Happy Valentines Day
  2. The Pastor And The Eggs
  3. Employee Reviews
  4. Humor: non-offensive
  5. Valentines Day & Presidents Day
  6. Movie Quiz
  7. Mistaken identity [suggestive language]
  8. Car merger <clean>
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Humorist Signs - 3 of 4
  2. If Women...
  3. Valentines Funnies...
  4. Jewish Telegram
  5. Church Music
  6. Genie Joke
  7. Poor Chelsea <adult situation>
  8. Some needed advice
  9. Clinton Quote
  10. Lewinsky Subpoenaed to Re-Blow President
  11. The Rhyming Season <adult>
  12. E-Mail Errors...
  13. In The News - Humorous News Quips
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Valetines Day Update: For Men only
  2. Joke-Rated: Let Me Take a Picture
  3. Tea, But Not For Thee (clean)
  4. Top5 - 2/16/99 - Least Popular Candy Heart Sayings (fwd)
  5. Ways To Be Offensive At A Wedding
  6. Kids Say The Darndest Things...
  7. Then and Now (fwd)
  8. LA
  9. Definitions
  10. Semi-bitter comments & questions about impeachment, etc.
  11. A Real Cowboy
  12. Humor: Thoughts on marriage <bound to offend someone>
  13. Blasphemy! <adult,religiously offive>
  14. The Wallet
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Humorist Signs - 4 of 4
  2. Countrymen <off. to Mexicans and Scots>
  3. Gynecology Conference <adult>
  4. The Movies
  5. Advice Column About Pregnancy <adult>
  6. Somewhat funny comments & questions about contemporary life
  7. National Kraut Week <just plain dumb>
  8. NEW AOL POLICY (May be offensive to those involved)
  9. My Brother
  10. Who is Bigger? - Part 1/2 <clean>
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Babies
  2. A Matter Of Interpretation...
  3. Men Are From Sears, Women Are From Nordstrom
  4. Which Gender??? (off. to both)
  5. Wizard Of Oz
  6. Aborted..
  7. Friar Tuck (Pun) & A Correction
  8. Green Pills, Blue Pills, Red Pills
  9. HUMOR Digest - 17 Feb 1999 to 18 Feb 1999
  10. Doggone rabbit
  11. Today - 4 years ago... adult joke - offensive to milkmen?
  12. Letter to a bank manager
  13. Who is Bigger? - Part 2/2 <clean>
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. This Crazy World
  2. Cyber Sex
  3. The Genie
  4. TEENAGERS
  5. A moaner
  6. HUMOR: nursing home
  7. This Week In Social Science
  8. Quotes
  9. PUNY Riddles
  10. Some cool quotes
  11. CANNED CONTENTS (adult)
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Pharmacists
  2. Bragging on my Dog(Aussie humor)
  3. Comparative religions
  4. Top 25 Programmer Comments
  5. Its a Wacky World! #56
  6. Curious questions & comments about contemporary life
  7. The Dancers
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Whats-a-matter You ?
  2. Duh Questions
  3. (adult content) The New Bride
  4. TV TrouBLeS
  5. The authors
  6. Stream of Consciousness (Puns)
  7. Youve got Mail! <clean>
  8. How Gods decided how long man would live <cute story>
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Shopping <off. to Jews>
  2. Adulterated Adages (1 of 2)
  3. Top5 - 2/22/99 - Dan Quayle Campaign Promises
  4. Legal Wranglings
  5. New Office Vocabulary
  6. Not Worth The Risk
  7. Ethnic Jokes <adult, hopefully offensive>
  8. Dealing with it, questions & comments about contemporary life
  9. Reasons Tinky Winky Cant Be Gay
  10. Friar Tuck (Pun)
  11. How to date the Aries <clean>
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Adulterated Adages (2 of 2)
  2. Romancing Your Wife
  3. Stress Management
  4. MrsPBens List: Why Women Are Better <adult>
  5. (Adult content) Cowboy and Indians
  6. Humor: Short book titles
  7. TOWN BUTT ( adulT)
  8. THAT WORD! <adult theme>
  9. The Offering (Pun)
  10. How to date the Taurus <clean>
  11. Tech Support
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. 3 in one(adult..off to polish & impotent guys & religous)
  2. Some things never change
  3. The Marriage
  4. Risks
  5. Mea Culpa <adult>
  6. Top 10 signs your Amish teen is in Trouble
  7. Humor - adult theme
  8. How to Date : Gemini <clean>
  9. An Occupational Hazard (Pun)
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Insects
  2. Graceful Aging?
  3. The Scottish Student <not meant to be offensive>
  4. Remember When?????
  5. Pharmaceuticals <off. to fem>
  6. Cats - offensive to men
  7. New element discovered
  8. Wonder Bra Newest Add on
  9. Its a Wacky World! #57 (Nudity)
  10. snow contingency (ethnically offensive)
  11. Lawyer joke (offensive to lawyers)
  12. The Bicycle Tire (Pun)
  13. How to Date : Cancer <clean>
  14. What did Bob Dole used to advise before Viagra
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Reincarnated ABORIGINE(off to aussies)
  2. Twisted Lines
  3. Bird Watching
  4. MORE TO PONDER
  5. Redneck Jokes <adult, off. to Mason & Dixon>
  6. A day at the golf course
  7. lingerie shopping [offensive to wives?]
  8. Stupid Criminal Story #10
  9. This Week In The Social Sciences (Adult Content)
  10. PUNY Riddles
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Consider if you will...
  2. 2 Quickies
  3. Why Mountain Bikes Are Better Than Men
  4. Psychology for Engineers
  5. Its a Wacky World! #58
  6. Casual Day
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. HumorList Traffic Report
  2. Caught In The Harem <innuendo, adult>
  3. Doctors Advice (mature)
  4. SIGN ME UP! (adult)
  5. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  6. Clinton Humor - Adult Theme
  7. Bad Analogies
  8. How to Date : Leo <clean>
  9. carjacking <clean>
  10. Three Precepts for Happy Traveling
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