The Humor List Postings for January 1999

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:30 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Golf
  2. Hows That Again?
  3. What you never say to the police
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2nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Assorted Quickies
  2. Revised Tale Of Bethlehem?!
  3. Hunting License <adult>
  4. One Liners
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3rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Demon Rum
  2. Doing Nothing?
  3. Checkout lady sarcasm <one rude-ish word>
  4. Job Opening (off. to leagle beagles)
  5. The Difference between Cow"boys" ( Adult)
  6. Useless Tidbits (adult)
  7. Executive Interview
  8. Tongue-Twister Bible <clean>
  9. HMOs
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4th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Male Logic
  2. Smiles (adult)
  3. New Years Resolutions
  4. Three Sundry Funnies {adult}
  5. Road Hazard
  6. Around the world in a baloon
  7. What Goes Around Comes Around
  8. New Years Resolutions - Rebuttal
  9. The Post strikes again
  10. Her New Job (adult)
  11. <HUMOUR> What computer terms really mean
  12. The Chili Bowl <must be clean..:)>
  13. A late breaking development (adult)
  14. True Stories...
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5th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Religion
  2. Smiles (mature)
  3. Checking Meters
  4. You Know Your Life Sucks...
  5. Disdainful questions & comments about contemporary events
  6. Minnesota Computer Terminology
  7. Washington Post - an addition
  8. Two Clean Jokes
  9. another blonde joke <crude>
  10. My New Years resolutions
  11. Gods Vacation
  12. The 3 Roses (adult)
  13. Composure - Part 1/2 <clean>
  14. Drillin Rights <adult themes>
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6th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. YELLOW SPLBLBLBLBT (adult)
  2. Assorted College Sports
  3. Coffee Break
  4. Scented Candles
  5. The Two-headed Dog (adult)
  6. Grounds for Divorce <may offend somebody>
  7. COFFEEEEEEEEEE
  8. Differences Between Good Girls And Bad Girls
  9. New Bumper stickers in Washington DC
  10. Hells addressbook
  11. Primitive Tech Support
  12. Composure - Part 2/2 <clean>
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7th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. bus driver
  2. This Crazy World
  3. Politically Correct Terms For Females
  4. Skinny Dippin <adult theme>
  5. Fruitcakes
  6. Y2K - The Least of Our Worries
  7. "IF THE APOSTLE PAUL HAD SENT HIS EPISTLES BY E-MAIL..." (fwd)
  8. Elderly Love <adult, offensive>
  9. Weird Business News #11 (1st of 2)
  10. The truth at last!
  11. SEE SEE SEE? (adult)
  12. The Backlash <adult,off. to enlistees..;))
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8th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Yearly Traffic Report
  2. Top 10 Reasons Why Email Is Like A Penis
  3. Rednecks R Us <adult, off. to rednecks what can read>
  4. Promises<offensive to politicians>
  5. Slick comments & questions about contemporary life
  6. Blonde Joke.
  7. Weird Business News #11 (2nd of 2)
  8. Happy St. Gudulas Day
  9. Cold Weather
  10. Millenium Bugs?
  11. Ophthalmology <adult theme>
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9th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The Gentle Sex
  2. Reasons why guitars are better than women <adult theme>
  3. Urban Myths??
  4. Fraud Warning (fwd)
  5. Kiss and Tell!
  6. a quickie
  7. Camel-ot (mature)
  8. The Elevator(adult)
  9. A Response to a Birthday Message
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10th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Movies
  2. Fairy Tales
  3. Dear Dr Ruth <adult theme>
  4. Southern English
  5. Indian Politicians <clean>
  6. Wad U EXPECT? ( adult)
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11th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. THASH it(adult)
  2. The WorkPlace
  3. Smiles (adult)
  4. Acrimonious questions & comments about contemporary events
  5. Microsoft Commercial
  6. This may make your hair stand up straight (adult)
  7. The Juggler
  8. The Avid Hunter <adult theme>
  9. Cute Kid Sayings
  10. One-liners for that special occasion <adult><off to, well, if you arent upset Ill try harder next time>
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12th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Wanna Boost Your Mgmt. Vocab.? <clean>
  2. Equality of Sexes Vexes
  3. Bobbitts Tale (mature)
  4. Time To Clean House?
  5. Some mild anatomical references
  6. New Sayings For The Modern Day (R-rated)
  7. Hunting
  8. top 5 list-Signs your dating a Psyche Major
  9. Definition ( adult)
  10. Another "Urban Legend"
  11. Judge Rehnquist appears in costume for Trial
  12. Heights Of..<adult>
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13th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Tuff as Can Be
  2. Clinton vs Titanic videos
  3. Newfoundland Computer Talk
  4. Desert Storm <pun>
  5. PBens Plight
  6. Y0K
  7. The Morning After <adult theme>
  8. Todays Saintly Commemoration and a Note on Celebrating the New Century in 2000
  9. Only in California
  10. <HUMOUR> World records (women) - offensive
  11. New Austerity Measures <clean>
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14th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Twisted Logic
  2. Little Known Facts
  3. PUNY Riddles & Short Tails (Puns)
  4. best yes/no question?
  5. A Dictionary For Women
  6. Winter Storms, Blackouts and Birth Rates
  7. BANANA bREAD RECIPE (adult)
  8. Ozark Family <adult theme>
  9. <HUMOUR> World records - the male half
  10. Married Life...from a kids perspective
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15th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Outlook <some adult humor>
  2. Q&A <Clean & Moronic>
  3. FW: funny things
  4. Vacation Pay
  5. Tell Me When It Hurts
  6. The Traveling Salesman
  7. criminal immigrants
  8. What Is??? OFF. to elderly
  9. An Euphemism & some riddles and puns
  10. Priest & Rabbi buy a Car
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16th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Politics and Politicans
  2. Smiles (mature)
  3. Calling in sick
  4. Silly joke
  5. Symbolic meaning <adult theme>
  6. THE MIDDLE FINGER(adult)
  7. <No subject given>
  8. chocolate test
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17th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Women: The Mystique
  2. Y2K again
  3. The Museum and the Alamo (Puns)
  4. Logical
  5. kid in bar
  6. <HUMOUR> Progress on Y0K problem
  7. Outlandish comments & questions about contemporary life
  8. Planning At The Workplace <clean>
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18th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Cockamamie Connubiality
  2. Lone ranger (nudity, P-word)
  3. Losing Your Cool
  4. Gummint Work - Great If You Can Get It! <off. to gummi... nah, THEYRE off. to US>
  5. Dont Mess With The Professor
  6. A Letter by Dionysus Exiguus
  7. (adult content) Fridge Alert
  8. Humor - Real Estate Gems (1st of 2)
  9. Strange Bedfellows...
  10. You just might be an engineer if
  11. The Summer Vacation (Pun, Adult Content)
  12. Cat to English Dictionary (PG)
  13. Facile comments about contemporary life
  14. Its A Peach------ment (adult)
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19th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. JimJrs Misc Observations
  2. Lawers - Subspecies or Alien?
  3. Life questions <clean, profound>
  4. Life In Washington, D.C. (off. to Clinton)
  5. Ethnic Jokes <adult, off. to humor-impaired>
  6. Anagram <adult>
  7. Two Ovaries <adult theme>
  8. Wedding Night
  9. That dangerous Furby!
  10. good catch <clean>
  11. Humor - Real Estate Gems (2nd of 2)
  12. Surd-Times : The Last Coach <clean>
  13. When In Rome (Pun)
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20th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Ontario, Canada
  2. Choosing A Family Pet <insensitive to pets and kids>
  3. Swarm Inside (adult)
  4. Devout Dog, (a certain religious irreverence)
  5. First Time Late
  6. The Estate Agent
  7. Valentines
  8. Once Upon A Time
  9. No Spam & The Boat (Puns)
  10. HUMOR: Yet Even More "Darwinisms"
  11. Want a trip to Bali? <adult>
  12. Clintons diary <off. to Clintons & supporters>
  13. If Microsoft Was Jewish
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21st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Serious Relationship <adult>
  2. These Days
  3. Off. To Women
  4. impeachment blues on the beltway... [immolation threat]
  5. Zoo Visit
  6. Condom humor
  7. Mischeivous Brothers
  8. THE Y1K CRISIS
  9. The Investigation (A New Feghoot)
  10. THOSE TEXANS
  11. Pierre,The French Fighter Pilot <adult theme>
  12. Monkeying around..<adult>
  13. One liners (silly)
  14. getting old <clean>
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22nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. lawyer joke <clean for a change>
  2. State Highway Computers
  3. Involuntary worship <might be off. to Italians & the religious>
  4. Useful Inventions From Maryland (off. to them.....and I perhaps Jim Jr.)
  5. Bell Ringing
  6. <No subject given>
  7. As Old As The Hills
  8. Worst Summer Camps {adult}
  9. a letter to hinkley (PG for language)
  10. PROOF!
  11. More PUNY Riddles
  12. Congratulations on a successful purchase!
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23rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Wintertime Blues
  2. Im Glad Im A Man
  3. Down at the local <adult>
  4. Trial of the CENSUREY
  5. Surgery sayings
  6. Brite Side of Y2K
  7. Good point
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24th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Wild Party (adult)
  2. The Feminine Mystique
  3. All-Purpose Excuse Form
  4. Ed & Ted <adult theme>
  5. Im Glad Im A Woman
  6. Trial of the Censurey (pun)
  7. Museum Hacks <Clean-ish> 1 of 3
  8. Medical terms (punny)
  9. A Good Deed (Pun)
  10. Dog Daze
  11. The Truth About Comps. And Dogs <clean-ish>
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25th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Hows that Again ?
  2. You Might Just Be White Trash If...
  3. If You Love Somebody (Part 1 of 2)
  4. Time To See The Dentist <adult>
  5. Museum Hacks <Clean-ish> 2 of 3
  6. Polar bears
  7. May be offensive to Vikings fans
  8. Catholic Dictionary
  9. The NEW PlayBOY(off.to site impaired)
  10. Poor ole Mildred
  11. The Glider (Pun)
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26th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. SKELETON FIND
  2. Doggy Style (Adult)
  3. The Rabbi & the Tax Official
  4. Reluctant Hosts
  5. Museum hacks <clean-ish> 3 of 3
  6. Green, Pink, Yellow (off. to Mexicans)
  7. If You Love Somebody (Part 2 of 2)
  8. Astrology for Southerners <off. to moon pies>
  9. Computer Gender
  10. Snakes (Pun)
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27th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Les Drinks <one strong word>
  2. Clinton Jokes (adult)
  3. Chained
  4. The Marriage-go-Round
  5. Man Im Glad Im A Man <adult themes, language><offensive to women>
  6. Then And Now
  7. Putting it in Perspective
  8. Whither Pluto?
  9. Vending Machines
  10. The PassWORD
  11. Girls Night Out
  12. Hotel Registration (Pun: Sexual and Political)
  13. History class <sexual conotation, off. to Bill Clinton & Monica>
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28th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Polish know-how <off. to Poles>
  2. Todays Relationships
  3. Top5 - 1/27/99 - Items at the Vatican Garage Sale
  4. Vocational Vacation Spots
  5. Answering Machine
  6. Girls You Might See In The Restroom <adult>
  7. Owed to a Spell in Checker
  8. Selecting a new world Leader.
  9. FW: Miss Smith <adult>
  10. The Ark (Pun)
  11. I Love Bowling! <adult theme>
  12. Bear warning <clean>
  13. DISNEY WOES
  14. Two men, One woman : Equally offensive to all
  15. Goldstein and the Bartender
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29th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Snakes
  2. Yeah, right !
  3. US fears the curse of the pickled dead <macabre>
  4. Things Ive Learned Over The Years
  5. Career Choice
  6. What You Say, & How You Say It
  7. HUMOR: What do you call...? (off. to P.C. Little People)
  8. The word from Australia
  9. Skunk <adult theme>
  10. Some Old Puns
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30th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore on Ontario Canada
  2. E-Mail Blues
  3. The NASDAQ Report
  4. Equipment
  5. Detroit Lions
  6. Procrastinators Creed
  7. [OTT] Advice
  8. Oh sola SLOWLY
  9. PUNY RIDDLES AGAIN
  10. Its a Wacky World! #55
  11. Things Ive Learned Over The Years
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31st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Weekly Traffic Report
  2. The NASDAQ Report
  3. Insurance Money <adult theme>
  4. Corporate America
  5. Dont Drown Those Puppies <adultish>
  6. Stupid Criminal Story #9
  7. (Adult Content) Cinderella
  8. confession
  9. Time Warped
  10. Career Comparison
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