The Humor List Postings for September 1998

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. School Daze
  2. Sexual inuendo
  3. "Heavens Clocks"
  4. Assorted Smiles
  5. Humor: Off the Wall
  6. Good Health
  7. The CaT tesT
  8. Quotes - Womens points of view
  9. Gittin Hitched... <adult>
  10. Coming out <adult>
  11. Humor - Goldie Oldie
  12. Christmas party (adult)
  13. Playground Rules
  14. Voice Recognition <clean>
  15. AOL Price Raises
  16. NIPPLE FACTORY
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2nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. knowledge
  2. Army Life
  3. The Net does not make you gay <clean-ish>
  4. More Clinton Jokes <political>
  5. I Got Lucky!
  6. BloNde nEar dEath
  7. A Poem by Shel Silverstein
  8. Humor - Weird Business News #7 (1 of 3)
  9. A little war humour <adult> <tasteless>
  10. Her Occupation <adult>
  11. It Was An Accident!
  12. Short bursts of humor mostly about current events
  13. Cross Talk
  14. Forms of (Dis)Belief
  15. Q & A <adult>
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3rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. TAIWANESE (Adult)
  2. Drug Combination (Pun)]
  3. Drug Combination (repost)
  4. Doctor - Patient
  5. Things Men Need To Know
  6. Ironing shirts
  7. Two groaners <clean, but real groaners>
  8. Really silly joke:
  9. Johnny Cochrans Top 10 Closing Arguments for Bill Clintons Impeachment Hearing
  10. Humor: Still more Clinton/Lewinski <sexual>
  11. The History of Medicine
  12. Dennis Miller on Relationships...(adult language)
  13. Ethnic Jokes <adult, offensive>
  14. BRady bunCH paRodY(Adult)
  15. Stand and deliver
  16. Humor - Weird Business News #7 (2 of 3)
  17. Mostly cynical observations about current events & life
  18. Spielberg Movie (Pun)
  19. The Old Man and the Jar (risque)
  20. On Commuting <cleanish..>
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4th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Golf
  2. free drink <slightly off>
  3. <HUMOR> If you cant believe in Duct Tape...
  4. Gay Q&A <adult, off. to homos>
  5. Grannies on the road
  6. How to Succeed
  7. Humor - Weird Business News #7 (3 of 3)
  8. Bear Salvation
  9. Marrying Man (Pun)
  10. Indian Names <sexual innuendo>
  11. Differences Between You And Your Boss
  12. Trids
  13. No DHMO
  14. From Where???
  15. Wrong number
  16. Adult (Humor)
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5th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Steven Wright Quotes
  2. Top5 - 9/4/98 - Reasons You Cant Find a Job
  3. Power of paper < Adult Theme >
  4. If my dogs name was Mypenis...<adult>
  5. More ways to tell a redneck has been using a computer <offensive to rednecks>
  6. Windows 2000 Error Messages
  7. Wheres the BC????
  8. Poopie Dictionary
  9. A little list of "Doc-isms" (Part 1 of 2)
  10. Nice Lighter!
  11. HYmNs(adult)
  12. How to Impress Your Lover (clean)
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6th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Playing Golf (Adult Theme)
  2. Cultural Differences <some adult humor>
  3. Sad News
  4. A Unique Occupation (adult)
  5. Blonde Jokes <adult; offensive to blondes>
  6. The Value of Roof Preading
  7. Lawyers and engineers
  8. (no subject)
  9. Top Ten Signs That Your Husband Doesnt Love You Anymore
  10. A little list of "Doc-isms" (Part 2 of 2)
  11. DoctOr on caLL(adult)
  12. Special fencing <raunchy humor, adult themes>
  13. NO MILK ! < Adult >
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7th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. tHe AmbuSh(adult)
  2. Cultural Differences - II
  3. HERPES ! < Adult >
  4. clinton <clean>
  5. Top Ten Signs That You May Be Suffering From Depression
  6. Cheating <adult>
  7. The Manlieness Test (adult)
  8. Doggie Dictionary
  9. Engineers Rule OK? <probably only for Mathematicians & Engineers>
  10. TOP TEN SIGNS YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG COMPUTER
  11. Appointment ! < Adult >
  12. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  13. Court Room Testimony (fwd)
  14. Interesting News....
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8th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Cultural Differences - III
  2. Interesting News....
  3. Anything At All!
  4. Dolphins quarterback
  5. Redneck Sex Test <adult>
  6. Fredericks <slightly adult>
  7. 2 Brothers
  8. Im a Truck Drivin Man <adult>
  9. Psychic domain
  10. Summaries
  11. Top Ten Reasons I Shouldve Stayed Single
  12. BlONde ShoPPing
  13. Jobs
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9th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. More True Stories
  2. 90s Lifestyles <some adult humor>
  3. Top5 - 9/8/98 - Football Season is Starting
  4. The walk <clean, but testosterone-driven>
  5. Legal Brief - Up in Smoke!!??
  6. Fishin Is Better Than Makin Love <adult>
  7. Useful Law Degree
  8. THE noTe(adult)
  9. Curiosity <adult>
  10. Just Looking
  11. MS Word (Off to Clinton)
  12. Even More Top Ten Reasons I Shouldve Stayed Single
  13. India Expands Elephant Spawning
  14. A Mangled Bardic Tale (More Clinton drivel)
  15. coyotes (offf. to them, cruel as well)
  16. Mildly humorous comments questions about current events
  17. The Safari (Pun)
  18. Hollywood Squares <suggestive>
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10th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Twists and Turns
  2. Top5 - 9/9/98 - New Boy Scout Merit Badges (fwd)
  3. Grandparents/Chicken (mature)
  4. Camels <adult>
  5. Help Me, Doc! <adult>
  6. the SpeLLing bee tRooper(offensive)
  7. Some questions & comments about current events
  8. He Thinks Hes Me!
  9. 101 Things Not To Say During Sex <adult>
  10. Camping Story
  11. Blind parachuter
  12. Two Treats (Puns)
  13. Top Ten Signs That Youve Chosen The Wrong Psychiatrist (Adult)
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11th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Drinking
  2. Things That Kids Teach Us
  3. Carpe Diem <adult>
  4. Its A Miracle!
  5. THE gay church guy(adult)
  6. Shapes <adult>
  7. Chinese wedding night
  8. Mark McGwire (Pun)
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12th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Interviews Gone Awry <innuendo>
  2. U Know It
  3. Bill and Monica (adult)
  4. Shallow Thoughts <political>
  5. Paul Benoit Carpe Diem
  6. [suggestive]
  7. Magic Mirror <Adult>
  8. The Bricklayers Accident
  9. Slogans For Comdom Week <adult>
  10. DumB(adult)
  11. Cherokee Chief (Pun)
  12. The White House
  13. Pig Farm
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13th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Sports
  2. Oral Lewenisky <Adult themes>
  3. The Perfect Man
  4. A womans schedule (sexist, adult, urinary humor)
  5. Wedding Vows?
  6. The Four Nuns <adult>
  7. Hillary joke
  8. More True Stories
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14th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. THE MOMMIE pOeM(ADULT- Offensive language)
  2. Doctors
  3. 20 Worst Things To Hear At A Nuclear Power Plant <clean>
  4. Windows 98 bugs, er, features (off. to Microsoft)
  5. And in todays Chronicle of Higher Education...
  6. Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Dust... <adult>
  7. Humor - Its A Wacky World! #55
  8. An Adult Anagram
  9. Smokin! <adult subject>
  10. Birth Control
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15th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Things Youll Never Hear
  2. impeachment
  3. Top5 - 9/15/98 - Stupid FDA Warning Labels
  4. Extreme Bumper Stickers
  5. Blondes <adult>
  6. Health Class <adult>
  7. Humor - More on Hyphenated Americans
  8. The Dispute
  9. dead redneck <a bit crude>
  10. Parking Tickets
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16th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Younger Set
  2. Two Smiles
  3. Russian leaders and the train <off. to Russian leaders?>
  4. The Piano Man <adult, language>
  5. The Duct Tape controversy rages on...
  6. aliens point of vue: TV
  7. Donald Trumps Advice
  8. <HUMOUR> Sinking library
  9. Chief <offensive to Australians?>
  10. The Will (Pun)
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17th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Jolly Old England
  2. Extreme Exhaustion (adult)
  3. Aliens point of vue (off. to mankind - and womankind!)
  4. Assorted Smiles
  5. Subject: Workers
  6. Genitalia--also offensive to insensitive men
  7. <HUMOR> Jules Feiffer on President Clinton
  8. Bungee Jumping <adult>
  9. A Question of Paternity
  10. Scooby Doo <adult humor>
  11. S.H.I.T <adult language>
  12. Designated
  13. Blue House
  14. The Do-It-Yourself Roofer (Pun)
  15. long hair <clean>
  16. The great Lenin (language)
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18th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Romance <some adult humor>
  2. How Not To Raise Livestock (mature)
  3. Three Animals
  4. Did I dial ....?
  5. Humor shorts: cynical comments & questions
  6. Leprechaun <adult humor>
  7. "Little Johnny" jokes <adult humor>
  8. Cricket
  9. Robinson Caruso (Pun)
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19th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Bumper Stickers <not offensive>
  2. Crime in the USA
  3. 101 uses for those AOL disks.. we all have.
  4. Special High Intensity Training <adult language>
  5. Courage <language>
  6. TAILS: Kitty humour (fwd)
  7. Lying About the Minister
  8. Health Insurance <sexual content>
  9. Twas the Night Before Crisis <some adult content>
  10. Dogs and Cats
  11. Witty comments & questions about contemporary events
  12. National Farm Safety Week
  13. Bear in Boise (Shaggy Dog Story)
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20th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Jewish Humor
  2. Suggestions for Tashlich
  3. Doing Laundry <adult>
  4. I just cant help it!!!
  5. Riddles from PUNY
  6. Pre-nup question (pun - adult)
  7. CLASSY DAME
  8. Politics <slightly adult>
  9. Sounds Logical..<clean>
  10. The Schitt family tree <less offensive than the Star Report>
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21st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Young Love
  2. Thats Not Mine!!! (adult)
  3. Its Over
  4. The San Francisco Math Quiz
  5. A Few Jokes <adult, language>
  6. Dreadful comments & questions about current events
  7. Aliens point of vue: twilight zone
  8. Five kinds of sex <adults only: f..word>
  9. AOL ANgeL
  10. Alexander The Great (Shaggy Dog Story)
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22nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Marriage With An IT Gal? <clean>
  2. Those Wacky Gals!(adult)
  3. Famous Last Words
  4. Unix humour <geeky>
  5. Im Really Weary! (off. to women from England)
  6. Endangered Species
  7. A Revised Cherry Tree Story
  8. Him vs Her
  9. <humor> Call for Presidential Support plus Disneyland Trip Offer
  10. The pet
  11. Another Titanic Story :-)
  12. The Food Addict (Pun)
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23rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. CS Husbands--Why Women Need Them! <clean>
  2. Families
  3. My Daily Prayer (some adult language)
  4. Mystery Solved (may be offensive to men)
  5. A couple hunting jokes
  6. the Clintons <innuendo>
  7. Merit Badge <adult>
  8. <HUMOR> Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed
  9. Honeymoon Interference
  10. Venting about Bill, Ken, and Monica
  11. Ms. Robicheauxs (row-be-shows) Boy >Cajun Style<
  12. New Computer Viruses
  13. In the Navy
  14. Rememberances from the Dark Corner (Pun)
  15. Tales from a tropical island
  16. Clinton and cigars (adult)
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24th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. look-out
  2. Middle Age <some language>
  3. A World Without Vowels
  4. You Might Be A Redneck... <off. to... wait, can Rednecks read this?>
  5. Death Sentence
  6. Dennis Miller Rants <adult language and subject>
  7. Venting about Bill, Ken, and Monica, part 2
  8. Made For Each Other? <adult>
  9. alien: about sex (suggestive)
  10. On the Pier (Pun)
  11. <HUMOUR> A penis by any other name
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25th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Assorted Put Downs
  2. How to be annoying
  3. Lawyer joke (offensive to lawyers)
  4. Chaiya Chaiya...<for Indian audiences>
  5. FDA warnings on alcohol bottles <Mostly clean. Sobering, too>
  6. Computer Breasts (adult)
  7. Wedding Night Pratical Jokes
  8. Humor:Real life...mine
  9. Take this cigar and shove it!
  10. THE pEt
  11. Mealy-mouthed questions & comments about current events
  12. Thesaurus & Movie Mania <adult>
  13. Geologically Speaking
  14. Academe Today... {adult reference}
  15. Redneck wives (off to them and their husbands)
  16. PUNY Riddles 2
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26th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. 1993 Humor Digest
  2. Curiosity < adult >
  3. India jokes<offensive to Indians>
  4. Back To School
  5. Bumper Stickers
  6. English
  7. CLINTON & MONICA (ADULT)
  8. HUMOR: Kenneth Starr and Larry Flynt
  9. Whale Tale <adult innuendo>
  10. Jerry Seinfeld on Homophobia...
  11. Two Old Yankees (Pun)
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27th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Weekly Traffic Report
  2. The Powerbook That Leaked
  3. Biblical Humour
  4. Humor: Year 2K ditty <clean>
  5. Earlier posted "Quote of the Day"
  6. appropriate answer
  7. Some Short Tales (Puns)
  8. More venting about Bill, Ken, Monica, and Linda, part 3
  9. Joke-Rated : light
  10. Attitude <clean>
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28th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The 90s <some innuendo>
  2. His And Her ATM Habits (off. to women)
  3. Metric Cliches
  4. Shipwrecked! <adult>
  5. HUMOR: more clintons <still offensive>
  6. The new arrival <adult>
  7. Cigar, anyone? <adult>
  8. The Singing Sword (Pun)
  9. 3 in Heaven <clean>
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29th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Choosing A Profession <clean,lengthy>
  2. Cars
  3. alarm clocks
  4. This Explains It All???!!! (mature)
  5. Cows
  6. Humor:Clinton,Flowers..suggestive
  7. Windy <adult>
  8. All the Presidents Dolls
  9. Jerry Seinfeld
  10. Pierre - the French Fighter Pilot
  11. Accounting 1-A (Pun)
  12. The construction team
  13. Cricket -- The Future <adult>
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30th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. 1994 Humor Digest
  2. Sexual innuendo
  3. Lease A Nuclear Device!
  4. Psalm 23, For Todays PC Times
  5. <HUMOR> Computer Generated Humor (Language refs)
  6. Redneck starship captains <off. to rednecks and starfleet officers>
  7. Wanna Date My Daughter???
  8. The Therapist (Pun)
  9. AMAZING DOG
  10. Wanna Date My Daughter?
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