The Humor List Postings for August 1998

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1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Blonde joke
  2. Life in General
  3. More Female Bashing (adult)
  4. How to Write a Graoner (Pun)
  5. 2 Story House <mature>
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Generic Drug Names
  2. Football
  3. call of the wild
  4. What On Earth Is Going On??? (adult)
  5. Sadistic Jokes (sick)
  6. The Merits of a Mistress
  7. <No subject given>
  8. Water, Water!
  9. The Exam (Pun)
  10. If cars were like computers
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. True Story?
  2. Fine Dining
  3. What you mean & what you say <some language>
  4. Politically Correct Alphabet
  5. On idleness
  6. Occupations
  7. Just a small one (Follow-up)
  8. New Corporate Definitions
  9. Egyptian Man (Joke)
  10. Tips on Love (by kids)
  11. The Klutz (Pun)
  12. The Case Of The Stolen Furs <clean>
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Moral of the STORY (Adult)
  2. JimJrs Views on Life
  3. Texas Joke
  4. Relationships <adult>
  5. Multitasking and Chewing Gum
  6. FORE...!!! <adult>
  7. Dennis Miller Rants about Smoking <Adult Language>
  8. Fast Delivery (Pun)
  9. The Case Of The Broken Glass <clean>
  10. Over Endowed (somewhat of color)
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Dear Mom and Dad,
  2. Toughest Hooker In The Yukon (adult)
  3. Trip to Europe <adult>
  4. humor: That famous blue dress <off to Monica>
  5. Finding the right girl
  6. Its A Wacky World - #52 (Nudity)
  7. Top5 - 8/5/98 - 21st Century Religions (fwd)
  8. The REAL Microsoft power toys
  9. Misunderstanding (sick, adult language, offensive to gays)
  10. Wishes..
  11. 2 Racehorses
  12. The Lock Keeper (Pun)
  13. Oregon
  14. Applications <clean>
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Cheatin Hearts <adult humor>
  2. God Created Woman (adult)
  3. Pope in heaven
  4. Top5 - 8/6/98 - Surprises in Monicas Testimony
  5. F-word <language, adult>
  6. Stockholder
  7. John Cleese (risque)
  8. DR SUESS MEETS FORNIGATE(adult political)
  9. Microsoft invented it (offensive to Bill Gates)
  10. Glossary Of Product Terminology
  11. More little used euphemisms for sex (adult content)
  12. Logical Thinking <clean>
  13. The Sick Rabbit (Pun)
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Ears how to use a phone
  2. Moore on Aging
  3. Ranting Again, Dennis Miller <Adult language>
  4. Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew (adult)
  5. The ANA Act (offensive to couch potatoes)
  6. Amazing discovery
  7. A Humorous Survey Question
  8. No Dancing
  9. Re: A Humorous Survey Question
  10. Psalm14:1 proved
  11. The comeback line of the century (adult content)
  12. Chicken Quotes: Other Religions
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. HUMOR Digest - 7 Aug 1998 to 8 Aug 1998
  2. Gays <adult humor>
  3. Education Courses For Women (off. to women)
  4. Ranting Again by Dennis Miller <adult language>
  5. Twins
  6. Humor: Off to Clintons
  7. Philosphy?
  8. How To Tell Wher A Driver Is From
  9. NAME GAME (adult/political)
  10. Genius - adult theme
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Speeches/Speaking
  2. Contracting Terminology
  3. Catholic Humor and Asylum Humor
  4. Suggestions For Golf/Bathroom
  5. 10 Things Youll Never Hear A Man Say
  6. WE IS LOST!
  7. Humor - Its a Wacky World! #53
  8. 100 Reasons Why Its Great To Be A Woman
  9. Heaven or Hell
  10. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  11. Doggy Tricks (insensitive to dog owners)
  12. Punjab Driving Appl. Form <clean>
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Hospitals
  2. ITs ALL In DA NAME(adult)
  3. Computers
  4. Bad Prose 1 of 3 (max. 4) <clean>
  5. Cop bites driver
  6. Family Picnic <adult>
  7. Humor - Its a Wacky World! #54
  8. 10 Things Youll Never Hear A Woman Say
  9. Monicagate limericks [Adult]
  10. More Monicagate [adult theme}
  11. What is the purpose of Perl
  12. Personality Test (Adult/sexual content)
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Science Exam Quotes (11 year olds)
  2. Barbers
  3. Bad Prose 2 of 3 (max. 4) <clean>
  4. Hard of Hearing??!!
  5. Q & A quickies
  6. First Aid
  7. Drinking + Driving (Furcadia) <clean>
  8. The hunter [Adult}
  9. DING DONG!(adult)
  10. Down On The Farm <adult>
  11. Brain Puzzler (Best-of-usenet repost)
  12. Medical Field Hospital (Adult/Sexual Content)
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Last Thing I Remember was...
  2. Bad Prose 3 of 3 (max. 4) <clean>
  3. Say What!!!???
  4. ONE and Twenty
  5. {HUMOR} A Plethora of Aphorisms
  6. EarthQuake in California
  7. Children <child advocates>
  8. Letter From Grandma
  9. Why Cartoons Arent Funny Any More
  10. Sonys Rated X-ray vision (Clean, News article)
  11. Duel (pun, tongue twister)
  12. Take My Guy...Please! <adult, off. to fem?>
  13. HUMOR: We are what we eat!
  14. Lambchop (off to lambchop fans)
  15. White lie <adult context>
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Dancing Bear <Adult>
  2. Whats in a Name
  3. Bad prose 4 of 4 <clean>
  4. Travel Anyone???
  5. Top5 - 8/13/98 - Internet Euphemisms for Death
  6. 3 Daughters <innuendo>
  7. Typical US Government Action...
  8. Competition <Clean>
  9. Ribbit!
  10. <humor> adult: Planet of the Apes Revisited...
  11. Worm ladies (clean)
  12. Notice! More travel signs.
  13. Why?
  14. The bells! The bells!
  15. Where Are You Going This Weekend? <adult>
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A Childs View
  2. Womens Logic
  3. Before and After
  4. Getting Religion
  5. Churchill
  6. Olde Sayings.....
  7. National Relaxation Day
  8. Anarchy in Action
  9. Clinton Jokes - some fresh ones (off to Clinton :o)
  10. William....TELL!
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. College Daze
  2. Running the world <clean>
  3. Stranded in an island <Adult>
  4. Guide to safe Fax <Sexual innuendo>
  5. Jury Duty
  6. The Golfing Accident
  7. COW MECHANIC
  8. Hiccups
  9. Things That Irritate A Sane Person
  10. Sex Survey <adult>
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Higher Standard<offensice to lazy Indians>
  2. Aging, Not so Gracefully <some adult humor>
  3. Speeding
  4. THE CAMEL
  5. In Court
  6. Little Johnny and Math
  7. male dishwashing
  8. Couple-O-Jokes <clean>
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Fine Art of Dating <some Adult Humor>
  2. Windows 98
  3. Bad Prose - How it started <clean>
  4. Ice Cream problems!
  5. A PLEASANT LETTER FROM GRANDMA....<language>
  6. OUTTA OUR HAIR(adult)
  7. I Can Explain!!! (adult)
  8. Girl talk (clean)
  9. American Baseball & Gates
  10. Top5 - 8/17/98 - Questions for the President
  11. Petty Theft (Pun)
  12. Road Kill Cafe (Distasteful to animals and dietary good sense)
  13. Surd-Times:The Interview <clean>
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Kids
  2. Top Signs Of A Rocky Relationship (mature)
  3. HUMOR Reaction to President Clintons Speech
  4. Spanish Viagra
  5. The Evolution of Language
  6. Joke- PG-sewer spillage
  7. Ten Guidelines for Enlightenment
  8. ROBOTICS
  9. The Thesis (Shaggy Dog Story)
  10. A Dog Pun
  11. Random Thoughts <clean>
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Police...
  2. Top5 - 8/19/98 - Rejected Disaster Movie Premises
  3. Bumper Stickers
  4. First draft of the speech Clinton gave 8-17-98
  5. Keeping abreast of Web Developments <ADULT>
  6. Theme Song <adult>
  7. The real meaning... <clean>
  8. Todays Air <GOP, Demos, Tex-Mex, ABC>
  9. About Seinfeld - part 1
  10. HELL"S THREE DOORS
  11. Advice to Women from Men (sexist, but funny)
  12. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Today=92s?= Stock Market Reports (Puns)
  13. The Difference
  14. An Italian In The US <adult>
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Not so Blissful
  2. Suggestive at end
  3. Top5 - 8/20/98 - Surprises About the New iMac
  4. Radio Tunes
  5. NOTICE! <Adult>
  6. Old Lady
  7. Clinton <moderately offensive>
  8. Jokes
  9. Arguments ( Could offend some women )
  10. PUNgue Twister
  11. Chelsea, I got something to tell you...(an original work)
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Thoughts On Men & Women <clean,off. to women>
  2. If
  3. Men-Women Differences
  4. Assorted Humour (off. to many)
  5. Clintons Address <poss.off to clinton supporters)
  6. Desert island <adult, sick>
  7. SOLD!!!
  8. Women (offensive to females and religious persons)
  9. EXCUSE NOTES FROM "PARENTS" <Contains some suggestive material>
  10. Nursery Rhyme (suggestive)
  11. More Presidential Humor (adult, of course)
  12. Vaginitis<adult content>
  13. Condom Shopping <adult>
  14. BIKER TEE SHIRT(adult language)
  15. About Seinfeld - part deux
  16. Two Poems (Puns)
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Feminists <some adult humor>
  2. Misunderstanding <innuendo, could be offensive to Italians>
  3. Koala bear (adult, pun)
  4. The Birth of an Urban Legend
  5. Clinton depo in chat room <no more offensive than the facts>
  6. Chinese Restaurant (Pun)
  7. DID YA HEAR....
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Mrs JimJr - Chef Unaware
  2. bullying, not always an option
  3. Hot Diggety Dog <adult>
  4. +++ THE CHURCH of APATHY +++
  5. ^^ Who are you calling colored ? ^^
  6. ^^^ SAMS SHACK ^^^
  7. ++ BIRTHDAYS OF LITTLE KNOWN PEOPLE ++
  8. Americans with no Abilities Act (political parody)
  9. Amish Ass(Adult)
  10. Visit to the Dentist (Pun)
  11. At the Vets
  12. THE MOURNFUL MAN
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. jokes (the sick, the adult and the blond)
  2. Columbia Maryland
  3. The News <adult>
  4. Whats The Prognosis???
  5. MATH in the 90s..
  6. Just Married <adult>
  7. ++ BIRTHDAYS OF LITTLE KNOWN PEOPLE ++
  8. Hurricanes <just plain dumb>
  9. Howzat?
  10. Adult theme (And, with apology for historical inaccuracy)
  11. The Carpenters (Pun)
  12. Wont Hurt Much
  13. A MAN, A WOMAN AND A CAT: STAGES IN A RELATIONSHIP
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Happy Anniversary <some adult humor>
  2. At the butchers
  3. About marriage
  4. Children Say...
  5. Minimum Drinking Age Raised
  6. THE hole
  7. The Bird Farmer (Pun)
  8. Minimum Drinking Age
  9. The New Age:Bathing Skills! <clean>
  10. IMPROPER LANGUAGE (Adult profanity)
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Silver Screen <some adult humor>
  2. about fishing unfinished
  3. How Do They Do It???
  4. Tips from Old Catweasels Farmers Almanac
  5. Why Its Great Being A Guy (mildly sexist)
  6. <Humor> This Month in Science
  7. Literal Thinker
  8. <humor> News from The Annals of Improbable Research
  9. Whitehouse Lovin
  10. ISRaeLi IceCreams
  11. Israeli joke (adult theme)
  12. The Spanish Musician (Pun)
  13. Duct Tape
  14. Kamikaze attack
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Human Animal
  2. Misc. Humour
  3. Redneck Jokes <off. to rednecks...mebbe!>
  4. Brain cell migration (adult theme)
  5. Beethoven <clean & a groaner>
  6. A Clinton Tidbit
  7. Top 10 Foreign Film Reviews <American-centric :-)>
  8. Top5 - 8/27/98 - Signs Youre at a Bad Air Show
  9. Abbott and Costello meet Windows 95
  10. Presidential Test <adult, Off. to Presidents>
  11. Humor:Offensive to W. Va/women+crude
  12. History
  13. PUMPkin FuN(Adult)
  14. Caesar Salad (Pun)
  15. Random things to think about...
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Sex in the 90s <adult humor>
  2. GoD TaKes a vAcaTion
  3. Atitude about sex (adult language)
  4. For Heavens Sakes
  5. St Viagras service of celebration <off. to the religious>
  6. Redneck Jokes <off. to rednecks...mebbe!>
  7. Top5 - 8/28/98 - A Top5 Classic!
  8. Humor in numbers [Clean]
  9. Hows your day?
  10. Shopping at Wal-Mart <rude>
  11. The Shady Bunch (Presidential Parody)
  12. FW: Behavior Modification...
  13. Mouse Balls
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Accident (pun)
  2. Life in the USA <some adult humor>
  3. Cables and cords
  4. The Perfect Man
  5. Ur Classic JewIsh JoKe
  6. Rednecks (off. to them)
  7. University Assignments
  8. The Chinese Brothers (Pun)
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor in Numbers
  2. Weekly Traffic Report
  3. FAce lift - adult
  4. double negative (clean)
  5. The Perfect Man
  6. Feline Physics - Part 1
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Integrity
  2. love trouble (adult, tasteless, even sick)
  3. Oh Canada! (off. to Americans)
  4. Guidelines for Submitting Professional Writing <clean-ish>
  5. The RaBbi
  6. Top5 - 8/31/98 - Least Known Facts In Military Histor
  7. Feline Physics - Part 2 of 2
  8. Like A Rock/Bank Robbery <adult>
  9. Finagaling Sex <adult>
  10. How to Give Your Cat a Pill
  11. A Blonde Kidnapper
  12. Modern History?
  13. Humor - Stupid Criminal Story #9
  14. Its 5 oclock, do you know where its at?
  15. Follow the Directions on the Label (fwd)
  16. Humor: adult
  17. Getting from here to there <offensive to blondes>
  18. TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CRISIS (Universally Offensive)
  19. Education the Easy Way (Pun)
  20. The Tourist <adultish>
  21. PUN ALERT - off. to all intelligent people!
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