The Humor List Postings for July 1998

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for July
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Maryland State Highway <some adult humor>
  2. Viagra in Italy <adult-ish>
  3. Research <offensive to insect lovers>
  4. maybe offensive to harvard grads.
  5. The World According to Student Bloopers - Part 3
  6. Pranks at the office
  7. What Am I?
  8. Justice prevails
  9. Desert <s-word>
  10. clinton joke <adult>
  11. Drunk Again
  12. The Optician (Pun)
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2nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Ego
  2. Its all in the wording (offended? see someone about it.)
  3. Adult <off. to George Michael>
  4. A Few Smiles (adult)
  5. Seinfeld On Parents
  6. Jerry Seinfeld talks about family...
  7. July 3rd In History <Quebeckers, Rogers fans>
  8. ... Killed The Tobacco Bill
  9. HUMOR thats kinda subtle...
  10. The World According to Student Bloopers - Part 4 of 4
  11. Omniscience
  12. DOG QUOTES
  13. Sacrifice <adult>
  14. Time For A Camel...<Risque>
  15. Independence Day
  16. No Joke - A link to an excellent source of "true" stories - not mine and spamless
  17. work or play? <maybe offensive to Jewish wifes>
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3rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Fourth of July (Pun)
  2. Insults for the Egotist
  3. A Couple of Golf Jokes
  4. College Football
  5. Independence Day (off to persons with sunburned necks maybe)
  6. Stripper Gave Customer Whiplash <adult theme>
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4th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Independence Day
  2. JimJrs Navy
  3. Mexican Cusine (Pun)
  4. One Liners
  5. Dilbert wanna be. 1-7 out of 14
  6. Families
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5th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Life in Columbia Maryland
  2. Ethel (adult)
  3. (Adult Content) Camelot
  4. The Henpecked Hubby
  5. Horse Ride
  6. Return from Overseas (Pun)
  7. Humor - Wierd Business News #6
  8. Dilbert wanna be: 8-14 out of 14
  9. travel language joke (offensive to asians)
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6th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. World-Wide Diversity
  2. A little game
  3. The Two Tigers(adult )
  4. The Judge (Pun)
  5. A "Short" Story
  6. Good sport
  7. Recycling French Style <clean>
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7th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. No Monotony (Pun)
  2. Women of the 90s <adult humor>
  3. Real Men
  4. Potentially offensive to clergy and children of clergy
  5. A Gal Named Lewinsky <offensive to you know who>
  6. Nuts
  7. Santa suggestions ...
  8. Sporting Commentary Quotes
  9. I"M DEAD
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8th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Desperate (Pun)
  2. Young Teens
  3. Top5 - 7/8/98 - Rejected Movie Slogans
  4. Viagras (adult)
  5. Tit for Tat!!!??
  6. Good News and Bad News For a Pastor <off. to the religious>
  7. Can You Tell A Book By Its Author?
  8. Cathy at the Ball Game <off. to Blondes>
  9. THEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING EXAM <off. to religious>
  10. Life In The Slaw Lane
  11. Renewal of your subscription to the HUMOR list
  12. Surd-Times <clean>
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9th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Well... you asked !
  2. Do It Yourself (Pun)
  3. Heaven/Hell (probably offends a lot of people)
  4. Womens Random Thoughts <a little male bashing>
  5. 99.9%
  6. HUBBIE PIE
  7. The Pirate
  8. New Sanctions <clean>
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10th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Horse (Pun)
  2. Country Folk <some innuendo>
  3. A Memo From Work [Contains Swear Words]
  4. Top5 - 7/10/98 - Chucks Changes to the NRA
  5. Nice Try (adult)
  6. (Fwd) (Fwd) [To: Terry L Brunick: Info]
  7. STAR Trek & OSs
  8. Heaven is an "E" ticket <off. to the religious>
  9. Heaven is an "E" ticket <off. to the religious> (Repost)
  10. New Baseball Fan
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11th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The English
  2. The Ship s Captain (Pun)
  3. Aliterated Prodigal Son
  4. The Engineer in Hell
  5. Not offensive
  6. Not offensive (repost)
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12th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Welcome to Texas
  2. Nice Doggie <off. to dog lovers>
  3. The Art Gallery (adult)
  4. Prison Jive (Adult offensive)
  5. For Parents Only
  6. SHADES OF ARNOLD
  7. Numbers of the Beast
  8. Maths Week!:Dousing The Fire <clean>
  9. More Engineer jokes <not off>
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13th of July Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. What a Figure !!!
  2. Jail Jive (adult)
  3. HOW YOU KNOW YOURE GETTING OLDER
  4. My deaf wife
  5. Warning signs of insanity <mental>
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13th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5 - 7/13 - Things Overheard During the World Cup
  2. Night & Day
  3. How many does it take...?
  4. Muggers in India Use Snakes To Rob
  5. LITTLE JOHNNYs IMPRESSION(contains adult language)
  6. Little Johnny and his bike (off. to religion)
  7. Bees
  8. Maths Week!:Questions Galore <clean>
  9. mudders (X-rated)
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14th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Eagle (Pun)
  2. Its a Funny Life...
  3. This Years Darwin Awards
  4. Top Secret Win98 code <geeky>
  5. American Beer <adult>
  6. For The Money
  7. Abort, Retry, Ignore?
  8. Telecommunication Revolution (clean)
  9. Amish woman (adult theme)
  10. The pig with three legs (general)
  11. "Follow the Leader" game (adult theme)
  12. Vacation (clean)
  13. Bon voyage
  14. Exercise Truths <just plain dumb>
  15. Jewish Joy
  16. Maths Week!:Are You A Mathematician? <clean>
  17. golf jokes <suggestive>
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15th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Ending All Discrimination
  2. Only in America <clean>
  3. Did You ever Wonder?
  4. The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, kids, these are REAL.)
  5. Rudolph <pun>
  6. SECOND CHANCES(ADULT LANGUAGE and Content)
  7. Top5 - 7/15/98 - Taking "The X-Files" Too Seriously
  8. Chicken Quotes: The Notorious
  9. 90s Dictionary Additions
  10. Top Signs Youre Taking "The X-Files Too Seriously
  11. Engineers-last batch <not offensive>
  12. Confucius & Chinese Dictionary (Adult Themes)
  13. Maths Week!:Elementary Deductions <clean>
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16th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore on Religion
  2. The modem is the message
  3. Tough Canuck (mildly adult)
  4. Top5 - 7/16/98 - Afterschool Specials for the 90s
  5. Quotes about relationships (inoffensive)
  6. <humor> Oh no, another Blonde joke (suggestive)
  7. Hows It Hanging...? <adult>
  8. Y2K & Elephant Stew
  9. Ventriloquist Cowboy<adult>
  10. Maths Week!:The Abduction <clean>
  11. The Case of the Chinese Furrier (pun)
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17th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Meet the Tate Family
  2. Hows that Again ???
  3. Roulette
  4. How to Repel People
  5. Camping Tips <clean>
  6. Top5 - 7/17/98 - Your Online Relationship Sucks
  7. Lonely Guy(Adult Content)
  8. The TRUE powers of crystals... REVEALED [offensive to people who believe in the power of crystals]
  9. "Im Fine!"
  10. Potato<disgusting>
  11. Ashes to Asses
  12. Class of 48 (Pun)
  13. Maths Week!:Proofs! <clean,for Maths people ONLY;-)>
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18th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Kids
  2. HUMOR Digest - 16 Jul 1998 to 17 Jul 1998
  3. Stuck On You
  4. The modem is the message
  5. product warnings
  6. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  7. Two attorneys
  8. Bruce Willis Moie (Sexual Pun)
  9. The Barber Shop
  10. The Ultimate Computer
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19th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Why Indians Make Bad Footballers<offensive to Indians>
  2. English
  3. Adultery <adult humor>
  4. Marketing Your Product
  5. A P.C. joke
  6. WOMAN POEM ( ADULT LANGUAGE)
  7. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  8. College Love (Pun)
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20th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Interesting Read..<clean>
  2. Ducks
  3. Mrs JimJr - Wife and Buddy
  4. Gladstone and Disraeli <clean>
  5. Flying A Puppy
  6. THE FISHERMANs Tale
  7. Lucky
  8. women (offensive to women)
  9. Lucky
  10. Humor Ive found in the news
  11. Ezekiel (Feghoot)
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21st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Memory Building <clean>
  2. This Week in Columbia Maryland
  3. BY THE NUMBERS ( ADULT)
  4. Top 10 Dr Seuss books that were rejected <adult, suggestive>
  5. Lies
  6. Blonde Jokes (Im blonde and its not offensive to me)
  7. women (offensive to women)
  8. lawyer joke <not very offensive>
  9. Speed Limit
  10. 69ing <adult,disgusting to 69ers :)>
  11. Car Trouble (Pun)
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22nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Columbia Maryland <some innuendo>
  2. A true story from a friend
  3. The Bra Buyer
  4. False Alarm <adult>
  5. Hare Raising <pun>
  6. Childish Humor
  7. Societys Most Scorned <everyone>
  8. News articles I have found recently
  9. The Power of Prayer
  10. The Clock <adult>
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23rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Karl Marx (Pun)
  2. ITs MY JOB(adult)
  3. Animals
  4. Contraceptive98 <Adult, Offensive to Bill Gates & Microsoft (But who cares?)>
  5. Raffle ticket
  6. just a question!
  7. <Humor> the lost balloonist --revised.
  8. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Another_genie_joke_=28slightly_risqu=E9=29?=
  9. Is That A Mouse In Your Pocket...? <adult>
  10. Viagra
  11. Polish Police Reports <off. to Poles>
  12. Soccer 98 - Did you know? <adult>
  13. Whatta guy
  14. Iced Tea
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24th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Dog Star (Pun)
  2. Vacations
  3. Only in America
  4. A NUN In HELL(Adult)
  5. Grand Opening
  6. Blonde joke (offensive to blondes)
  7. One Joke... Two Punchlines!
  8. Daffy the Duck <Adult Language>
  9. Sisters
  10. Top5 - 7/24/98 - Other Internet Hoaxes
  11. Actual Hong Kong Movie Subtitles
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25th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Bits of Wisdom
  2. The Top 14 Internet Hoaxes <adult, off to quite a few>
  3. Lipstick
  4. Try Landing This! (off. to blondes)
  5. CAJUN WAY
  6. A Close Shave
  7. Time marches on!
  8. Fable of the Fly <language>
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26th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Weekly Traffic Report
  2. The Top Internet Hoaxes
  3. THE HELPFUL TEACHER(adult)
  4. Mermaid <adult>
  5. The Brown-Haired Blonde
  6. Websters Windows95 Definition (Offensive to microsoft)
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27th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Salesmen <some innuendo>
  2. Love Letters:Romeo to Juliet <clean>
  3. Spice Girls <off. to Posh spice - adult>
  4. Dirty Things
  5. Little Kids These Days!
  6. OurFirstTime.com <adult>
  7. Todays Youth Vs. Yesterdays Technology
  8. Flying Lessons <blonde joke>
  9. Love Letters:Juliet to Romeo <clean>
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28th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Kids
  2. cross-dressing (Adult)
  3. Maybe offensive to clergy
  4. The Top Oxymorons
  5. TRADITION(Jewish Humor)
  6. The Height of All Emotions <adult>
  7. Free Money
  8. Hamlets Cat
  9. Three Wishes
  10. Random thought (from the radio)
  11. childs mind, number Two
  12. PJs <clean>
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29th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. BARBER SHOP antics(adult)
  2. Hows that Again ???
  3. Scarry Woman (Pun)
  4. alcohol warnings (contains offensive language)
  5. Hows Yours? (adult)
  6. Just a small one
  7. Punctuation
  8. Blonde Kidnapper
  9. FATHER KNOWS BEST(Adult Offensive)
  10. First Time <adult>
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30th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Johnny Berbek (may be offensive to animal lovers)
  2. Women, God Luv em
  3. The New Airport (Pun)
  4. Lock "Em Up! (off. to blonde Americans)
  5. Someones Laws
  6. He thinks-she thinks
  7. Kitchen Signs <clean>
  8. One Mans Opinion <language>
  9. (Fwd) I just wanted to impress you <mild chauvinism>
  10. Humor: Memos <not offensive>
  11. Humor: More MS Thesaurus-mature
  12. The "Marketing" of Higher Education in the Ninties
  13. Punctuation
  14. Wolff Kissinger <pun>
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31st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Missionary (Pun)
  2. Gambling
  3. Female bashing (adult & off. to women)
  4. Punctuation
  5. Equal-opportunity political humor [Adult]
  6. Spiritualism and Reincarnation
  7. Spearshake
  8. PENNY FOR UR THOUGHTS
  9. Dennis Miller Rants about Mothers <adult language>
  10. A mangled dangler (sexual innuendo)
  11. The Contract (Pun)
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