The Humor List Postings for April 1998

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Disney News Release
  2. Russia
  3. Strange but True!!!
  4. More is Less
  5. Bungee-Jumping (clean)
  6. UGA HumorList files IPO
  7. Lost between Baby Boomer and Gen Xer <part 1 of 2>
  8. This has gotta be REAL: the guy works for a PBS station!
  9. Acrimonious comments and questions about contemporary life
  10. Southern rules
  11. Some GENERAL Questions <adult>
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2nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Babies <one innuendo joke>
  2. Two Puns
  3. If the shoe fits . . .
  4. TOP TEN DRUG USING CARTOON SUSPECTS
  5. Lost Between Baby Boomer and Gen Xer <Part 2 of 2>
  6. How To Unsubscribe
  7. Preaching (Not offensive)
  8. Top5-4/2/98-Ways to Celebrate Spring
  9. Humor:Thought provoking?
  10. Top Psychic in Traffic Jam
  11. Odd Things to Do in a car. <not offensive>
  12. Letter Home From School
  13. Remember When?
  14. Wimmin again.. <adult>
  15. Clinton Seeks Advice
  16. two men jokes <adult> (Ladies, enjoy!)
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3rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Teen Sex <adult humor>
  2. 2 Puns: Ice Cream and Tim Allen
  3. Top5-4/3/98 - Special Prosecutor RINGO Starr
  4. Code Words
  5. HUMOR Cultural differences (offends everyone]
  6. Humor: More Toon druggies
  7. Nixon vs. Clinton <offensive to Nixon and/or Clinton Fans...adult>
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4th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Milford Mill Class of 1959 <adult humor>
  2. blond painting the porch
  3. More Men Jokes of course! <offensive to overly defensive men>
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5th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Doctors
  2. The kittens ( offensive to Communists)
  3. A Quick Question
  4. Code words/Marriage (adult themes)
  5. Home Puns
  6. Humor - Weird Business News #4
  7. Quips & Quotes
  8. Zen Hot Dog <clean>
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6th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Redneck Computer =?iso-8859-1?Q?meenin=92s?= Part 1
  2. JimJrs Navy <some adult humor>
  3. Country & Western Songs
  4. Humor:Poem
  5. Some days are better than others
  6. The Facelift <risque>
  7. Time Sure is Relative <HUMOR>
  8. Why do Dogs lick themselves? <adult, sexual, off to those who dont like sex jokes>
  9. Women! <adult>
  10. Humorous Interview...
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7th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Religion
  2. Redneck Computer =?iso-8859-1?Q?Meenin=92s?= Part 2
  3. Off-leash behavior (poss off to harried mothers and/or human beings)
  4. Monica Lewinskys Diary
  5. Humor:Mature content
  6. Two items
  7. Classic moments in British journalism
  8. AIDS clinic <offensive to people with HIV>, T-shirt, rat
  9. Armey and Clinton <political>
  10. at the track
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8th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Redneck Computer Meenins Part 3
  2. Gone Fishin
  3. Leroy Does it Again (adult)
  4. Middle East Relations
  5. SPAM <off to Sanford Wallace?>
  6. Top 14 Tips for Surviving College <Adult themes, language>
  7. spelling problem
  8. Starr, Clinton <politics>
  9. Nonchalant coments and questions about contemporary life
  10. The Italian Mans Visit <Off to italians, adult language>
  11. Italian obituary
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9th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Barbers
  2. Classic Puns
  3. The Blue Light Special
  4. Top5 - 4/9/98 - George Michael Excuses (fwd)
  5. Ligt bulb (a true story - longish)
  6. two foul jokes (x-rated)
  7. Supersilly comments and questions about contemporary life
  8. Riddle: Whats This? (in poor taste)
  9. Mind Game
  10. lightbulbs and technology
  11. sound familiar
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10th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Baseball
  2. Puns
  3. Top5 - 4/10/98 - Rejected Motel 6 Slogans
  4. The chicken and the egg (suggestive)
  5. Easter humour [EXTREMELY blasphemous!!!]
  6. Parlez vous Francais or anything else?
  7. limerick
  8. Dam Business (long)
  9. Funny Signs
  10. Silly comments and questions about contemporary life
  11. Italian wedding invitation (offensive to Italians)
  12. Men Jokes Again! <the usual warning>
  13. Computer Engineers Haggadah (fwd)
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11th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Irishmen (Pun)
  2. Moore on Religion
  3. Religious humor (offensive to Jews/Christians)
  4. Odd questions and comments about contemporary life
  5. HUMOR - Squishtex
  6. The Cow, an Assay!
  7. Whos in charge?
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12th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns: Contented Cows; The Vampire
  2. Texas and Texans
  3. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  4. A Bad Day
  5. Lateral Puzzles <clean>
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13th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns: The Party Invitation and The Surfer
  2. Golf
  3. Contemporary Aphorisms
  4. Winning the lottery (offensive to men)
  5. Top 12 Things You Dont Want To Hear From Tech Support
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14th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Airlines
  2. Puns: Greta Garbo & 3 Riddles
  3. Re-run: (4 y.) love and sex <adultish>
  4. State of the Union Address (adult)
  5. Semi-funny comments and questions about contemporary life
  6. April 15th Questions
  7. Warning Labels
  8. Satan
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15th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Passover
  2. A pun, Some Riddles and a Shaggy Dog Story
  3. US Post Office (aka US Postal Disservice)
  4. The Way To Select Clothes <clean?>
  5. Marriage & Death <macabre>
  6. Medical Terminology (not off.)
  7. Twisted Family Trees
  8. U. S. Tax Facts <only offensive to Americans>
  9. Never Judge A Book...
  10. Humor: You decide...*S*
  11. TEACHERS GET PAID TOO MUCH
  12. Sporty comments and questions about contemporary life
  13. Dogs (and why they sniff each others butts) <adult>
  14. 50 things to do at K-Mart (or Walmart)
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16th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Men Are Like...
  2. Goldwynisms
  3. Top5 - 4/16/98 - The Final Episode of "Seinfeld"
  4. Why did the chicken...
  5. Humor: Offensive to Clinton fans
  6. #12. World record in walking backwards
  7. Religious debate [no off]
  8. 50 things to do at Wal Mart (cont.)
  9. Yodeling Brothers (Adult humor)
  10. Octopus
  11. Care To Help? <clean>
  12. Some Puns
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17th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. American Indians
  2. More One Liners (not off.)
  3. Students Guide To Boston
  4. No problem [no off]
  5. US Post Office (aka US Postal Disservice)
  6. Dear Paula, fan mail <political satire>
  7. Semi-silly comments and questions about contemporary life
  8. Surd-Times : The Train,The Introduction <adult>
  9. In The News - Humorous News Quips
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18th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Concession Truck & The Gourmet (Puns)
  2. (Dis)Order in the Court <some adult humor>
  3. A Couple of Smiles (adult)
  4. Questions <offensive to all and esp. cabbies>
  5. Church Bulletin Bloopers (oldie but goodie)
  6. Tooth paste
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19th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Science Class
  2. Puns: Chinese Wisdom & The Environment
  3. "BAMA" JOKES (off.to folks livin in Alabama)
  4. Texas Joke
  5. <No subject given>
  6. Gypsies on TV <off. to gypsies>, fishing <off. to reporters>
  7. Dear Paula, part 2 (political satire)
  8. Microwave Peep Jousting <cruelty to Easter candy>
  9. logging math
  10. Generosity <clean>
  11. Puns: Department Store & The Inventor of the Transistor
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20th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. College <some adult humor>
  2. Let me explain... (adult)
  3. Bill Clintons new adventures <adult, off. to Clinton fans>
  4. Golf: The Pope and Netanyahu (not offensive)
  5. NEW VIRUS ALERT <this is no Joking Matter!!!>
  6. Puns: Mergers & The Archeologists
  7. Titanic - Have you noticed ? <Part 1/2>
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21st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Advertising
  2. Hey Cowboy!/Is it My Turn to Talk? (adult)
  3. Tampax <adult-ish>
  4. <humor> Adventures in Cooking from New Zealand
  5. THE PARENTING TEST
  6. Dear Paula (political satire)
  7. Titanic - Have you noticed? <Part 2/2>
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22nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Dr Suess Chicken Poem
  2. Nurses <innuendo>
  3. Template e-mail <clean, long-ish>
  4. Is your computer male or female?
  5. Bi-lingual, may be offensive to deaf-mutes
  6. Beer and Women (May be offensive to women)
  7. Those Advancing Years
  8. Different Intelligence Levels
  9. Easily offended Republicans (political satire)
  10. <HUMOUR> Sadam Hussein
  11. Key West, Florida, news reports <language>
  12. Ludicrous comments and questions about contemporary life
  13. Your Horrorscope!<part offensive to gays or overly sensitive people>
  14. Will You Pay? <clean>
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23rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Seniors <some adult humor>
  2. Oi yoi yoi...
  3. Puns: The Fortune Teller & The Surrealist
  4. Soap operas <some semi-adult stuff>
  5. EMOTICONS <adult themes>
  6. How it should be!! (one for the men & off. to women)
  7. Accountants..
  8. Happy Birthday Bill Shakespeare!
  9. Humor: offensive to Monica + the Pres. Adult...
  10. Clinton, Starr, Burton <political>
  11. Dividing the nuts
  12. Emergency Room Stories <some sexual content>
  13. Lawrence Of Arabia - You must have noticed! <clean>
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24th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Columbia Maryland DateBook <some adult humor>
  2. Pun: The Barber
  3. Top5 - 4/24/98 - Least Watched Cable Channels
  4. Speech day<adult-rated>
  5. Crowd Control
  6. Misanthropic comments and questions about contemporary life
  7. Humor:2 clean ones
  8. Wagner quotes (off Wagner)
  9. Officer Efficiency Reports
  10. Psychic
  11. Puns: The Barber & The Eating Contest
  12. Humor: Chicken coop
  13. Star Trek meets Microsoft <off to lawyers?>
  14. dorm costs
  15. Chicken Quotes: Star Wars
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25th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Teenagers
  2. Eager beaver police dogs
  3. Twain quote <language>
  4. Chicken Quotes: The Zodiac
  5. pope account
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26th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Weekly Traffic Report
  2. Fishing Trip (pun)
  3. Advice for Yankees
  4. Signature Lines <f-word>
  5. Dear Paula <political satire, sexually suggestive>
  6. Blondes! <adult?>
  7. Puns
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27th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Education
  2. Signature lines <clean>
  3. Clothespin on Your Nose Dept.
  4. Merger Madness
  5. Chicken Quotes: Letterman
  6. Humor:adult..sexual..suggestive....
  7. Slick comments and questions about contemporary life
  8. Sister Mary & The Bet
  9. <HUMOUR> newspaper ad
  10. Proof Needed? <clean,off. to those flaming me;-)>
  11. Dear Paula (crude political humor)
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28th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Mrs JimJr: Chef at Large
  2. Survival/Wedding Tradition (not off.)
  3. In court <off to judges?>
  4. isnt research grand? :)
  5. Nature As The Example <risque>
  6. The White House Voice Mail (fwd)
  7. dog in heat
  8. The difference between men and women in one paragraph
  9. HUMOR: Sexually suggestive
  10. a small world [adult]
  11. New potency drug
  12. Puns: Split Personality & The Hunters
  13. Surd-Times : Milkha Singh <clean>
  14. Skeptical comments and questions about contemporary life
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29th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Gardening
  2. HUMOR: Men and Women
  3. Darwin awards(no lang. but violent)
  4. 11 Is Enough! (off. to Rednecks)
  5. Banned Childrens Books <adult, oddly>
  6. Home Ec textbook - revised
  7. Top Ten Nerf Toys 97 <off. to Iowans and Lawyers>
  8. Alzheimers disease <offending medical methodology>
  9. Glib comments and questions about contemporary life
  10. Big Tipper
  11. job applications
  12. Overheard in a parking lot (Clean)
  13. Save Your Head!!<clean,MUST for S/W people>
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30th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. 4 Puns
  2. The WorkPlace
  3. whats common? <very strong lang. off to women and yuppies>
  4. Ways for a Woman to get over Cabin Fever...and Drive Men Nuts!
  5. Virtual Hilarity
  6. five movies to get out of a date
  7. College Entrance Exam for Football Players <off. to college football players>
  8. Its A Tough Life
  9. Adam and Eve <sex reference>
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