The Humor List Postings for March 1998

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Vet Dentist
  2. Restaurants
  3. Car trouble <risque>
  4. HUMOR: Sexual innuendo
  5. seminars for fe/male presented by fe/male
  6. Excerpts from a Cats Diary
  7. In The News - humorous News Quips
  8. Humor - Todays New Slanguage
  9. Topical Humor (adult themes)
  10. A cloudbust of cynical comments & questions
  11. HUMOR - Drinking buddies
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2nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Fossil Skull: Objectionable to non-Paronomastics
  2. Cars
  3. Moral of the Story <f-word>
  4. Smoking <Adult Themes>
  5. HUMOR: Dan Quayle & Bill Clinton
  6. Humor:Clean
  7. Top5 - 3/2/98 - Stalked by a Leprechaun!
  8. More Music Quotes
  9. Embarassing Stories
  10. [Fwd: Fwd: Fw: Some Humor...]
  11. <HUMOR> My kind of scientist, the death of a loved one and youthful ignorance
  12. Quips & Quotes
  13. The Changing Seasons <adult>
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3rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Money
  2. Punny Stories
  3. Top5 - 3/3/98 - Signs Baseball Has Started
  4. Youve Had Too Much Coffee When....
  5. Re-Run: (1 y.) Impotence and bread - (adult theme)
  6. Placing an order
  7. Why Dogs Might Be Better Than Women <Off. to women and dogs>
  8. Ban Sex (Clean)
  9. Talking Long Distance...
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4th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Farm Boy
  2. Taxes
  3. Top5 - 3/4/98 - Worst-Selling Hardware Items (Part I)
  4. Topical Jokes (some adult themes)
  5. Another 50 Reasons Why Its Great to Be a Guy
  6. college story <inoff>
  7. 50 Reasons Why Its Great to Be a Guy
  8. some bodily functions and body parts mentioned.
  9. Smudge HEADLINE <mostly political>
  10. Fwd: (fwd) The Medical Institution (fwd)
  11. Nixon vs. Clinton
  12. The game
  13. Guy walks into a bar
  14. Great White Ape (in-off)
  15. Topical Jokes (some adult themes, language)
  16. Experiences of The Past
  17. Old ladies and condoms <risque>
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5th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Jay Leno <adult>
  2. The Irish Countess
  3. Moore on Yuppies
  4. Top5 - 3/5/98 - Worst-Selling Hardware Items (Part II)
  5. Bill Clintons Favorite Things <off., adult themes>
  6. Humor:things that tick me off(adult language)
  7. Big bite!
  8. An ironic thought (mildly suggestive)
  9. Cynical questions & comments as humor
  10. The job (may be offensive to the Irish)
  11. Shakespeare meets Lucas
  12. How rich he is?
  13. How to give your cat a pill
  14. medical pun <clean>
  15. Road Sign
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6th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Milford Mill, Class of 59
  2. Being thankful <off. to Catholics>
  3. "The Shrunken Man" and "The Flower King"
  4. Re-Run: (3 y.) Let the Men of Wisdom SPEAK <adult>
  5. Leroys Vocabulary Test <adult themes>
  6. Man vs Wooman!!!! (extremely off. to women)
  7. The Party <adult>
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7th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Sense and Nonsense
  2. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  3. Hey, Whats the Definition of:
  4. How To Photograph A Puppy...
  5. Things not to say to a cop. (off to Cops & Texans)
  6. Useful Computer Acronyms
  7. Microsoft Baby (off to Billy :o)
  8. No Brainer Headlines
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8th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. "Lebonese Terrorists" and "The Pandaceros"
  2. Golf
  3. Take a Cruise!
  4. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  5. Beer-Hormone Link (off. to women)
  6. Atlanta venting (comments and questions about contemporary life)
  7. Another Idiot Headline
  8. re: Take a Cruise!
  9. Topical Jokes (some adult themes)
  10. Kissing is GOOD
  11. an advice (not offensive)
  12. The Rabbis hat
  13. Regarding trains and tornadoes
  14. College Bible
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9th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Passover
  2. For Better or Worse <adult humor>
  3. A question of faith (may be off. to religious people)
  4. Lets Get Ready To Rumble!!!!
  5. (Fwd) Computer Glossary
  6. FW: A question of faith
  7. Fairy Tale (contemporary political humor)
  8. Humor: Desert Isle <adult>
  9. High Efficiency (Off to Waiters)
  10. accident
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10th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Unlikely Marriages
  2. Fathers
  3. Remembering the 80s <Part 1 of 2>
  4. Work/Prison
  5. Rejected Hallmark Cards:Adult
  6. Four Strangers (clean)
  7. Top5 - 3/10/98 - Tips for Jodie Foste
  8. Airline Humor (not off)
  9. Humor - Funny Names
  10. Commercial Software Development Terminology
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11th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Gourmet Dinner
  2. Doctors
  3. Top5 - 3/11/98 - Little-Known Oscar Nominations (fwd)
  4. Whos the boss?
  5. Remembering the 80s <Part 2 of 3>
  6. Marriage Bliss <adult theme>
  7. <humor> On Aging
  8. colorful forest <mildly risque, 1 strong word>
  9. Weather Haiku (adult)
  10. How cold is it
  11. Police execute dog--Bizarre
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12th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Christian lines (poss. off. to Christians)
  2. Snail and Turtle
  3. Gifts
  4. Modern Banking
  5. Top5 - 3/12/98 - Cruel and Unusual Punishments (fwd)
  6. The first parent <ultra-religious types may be offended>
  7. Its A Guy Thing
  8. More dog news (off. to Clinton fans)
  9. A Boy and His Dog <animal abuse>
  10. Microsoft Quotation
  11. Humor - Things To Consider
  12. Tickle-me-Elmo
  13. potential Dilbert quotes
  14. Remebering the 80s <part 3 of 3>
  15. Quips & Quotes
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13th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Working Girls <adult humor>
  2. Puns for The Ides of March
  3. Top5 - 3/12/98 - Lesser Known Executive Privileges (fwd)
  4. What those job ads really mean??!!
  5. Lawyer vs. Accountant
  6. The Perfect day (Adult)
  7. HUMOR: amusing typo <not off.>
  8. Child of the 80s PART I
  9. funny names <obscene, homonegative>
  10. THE IRISH FARM (Pun)
  11. HUMOR Digest - 12 Mar 1998 to 13 Mar 1998
  12. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  13. Funny Names
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14th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Religion
  2. Bear Bells (Not Offensive)
  3. Another funny name
  4. Alien Sex <adult>
  5. Oprah and Texas <Texans>
  6. Basic Truths
  7. Penguin Joke <Offensive to people who cant tolerate bad jokes>
  8. ABCs of Breakups Pt. 1 <Adult themes, Language>
  9. Marketing Strategies!!!!!
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15th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. a Dilbertian quote
  2. The Friar (Pun)
  3. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  4. These Days <some innuendo>
  5. HUMOR Digest - 14 Mar 1998 to 15 Mar 1998
  6. In Praise of Older Women (adult theme)
  7. TIPS FOR MANAGERS AND BOSSES
  8. Joke (Sexual, language, off. to women)
  9. Topical Jokes (some adult themes)
  10. Cynical humor (comments & questions about contemporary life)
  11. Question
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16th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Hi, My Name Is.... (Pun List)
  2. JimJrs Pet Peeves
  3. chaps@TC4HQ.CMC.STPH.NET
  4. You did what!!!???
  5. Playmates (clean-ish, on the moronic side)
  6. <HUMOR> Trying to insult the help
  7. SHOULDNT HAVE ASKED <ADULT>
  8. Clinton, Hairy Space, Birth Control <political, sex>
  9. "Things To Ponder" <adult> <some male bashing>
  10. 3 Eskimos (mildy disgusting)
  11. Puns for Saint Patricks Day
  12. "Old Gaelic Blessing" <Irish religious humor>
  13. Cannibals
  14. vampires!
  15. The State of Politics (off. to anyone who is in politics probabl
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17th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Joke Writing 101
  2. Did ya ever wonder? (not off.)
  3. Humor:Offensive to blondes and Christians?
  4. TGIF: Smart crooks? (fwd)
  5. MEN "PREFIX" <SOME MEN MAY FIND IT OFFENSIVE>
  6. Know It!<adult?>
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18th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The USA at Peace (?)
  2. The Porcine Association (Pun)
  3. Topical Jokes (some adult themes)
  4. The Real Meaning of Guyspeak
  5. <HUMOR> I Was just looking for a cookie or two
  6. Humor - Stupid Criminal Story #8
  7. What about Sadaam?
  8. The worlds smartest gorilla
  9. Paying respect <risque>
  10. Humor-The Singing Fish
  11. "Antifreeze"<adult, true>
  12. ABCs of breakups Pt. 2--Girlfriends Pt.1 <adult>
  13. A cloudbust of comments & questions about contemporary life
  14. Surd-Times : The Hunt <clean>
  15. no leg puns (f-word)
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19th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Animal Crackers (Puns)
  2. Women and Sex <adult humor>
  3. A Man and His Son !!!!
  4. Boss Has A Head Cold <bosses>
  5. Irish Joke - may (or may not) offend Irish
  6. Parlez-vous francais? <adult humor>
  7. Police Joke (clean)
  8. Clinton Joke <off. to pigs >
  9. Top Ten Signs Youre Addicted To Caffeine. <not offensive>
  10. ABCs of Breakups--Girlfriends Pt. 2 <adult>
  11. Excuses for sleeping in your cubicle
  12. Humor - Al Nino Gets Blamed
  13. Cynical questions and comments about contemporary life
  14. Are you upset?<adult>
  15. The Race Horse (Pun)
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20th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Take my Wife... Please ! <innuendo>
  2. Technology: Workplace Rules and Guidlines PT. 1
  3. Masculinity Test
  4. guide to successful dating <some sexual content>
  5. Neat T (
  6. Humor: True story....clean
  7. Flippant questions & comments about contemporary life
  8. RE: Neat T
  9. 2 funny anecdotes
  10. "Men" <probably offensive to most men>
  11. ON THE DEVOLUTION OF HUMOR
  12. Nova
  13. Frank Buck (A Long Pun)
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21st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Diagnosis
  2. Dog training stories
  3. Arent computers grand
  4. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  5. THE SMARTER SEX?
  6. Fatuous questions & comments about contemporary life
  7. Deadly Sex
  8. Police Radar - true
  9. More Men Jokes <men may be offended>
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22nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Ugliness <offensive to ugly people>
  2. MONICA SPEAKS OUT
  3. Giude to safe E-mail
  4. The Life Boat
  5. Jewish Mothers
  6. Yet MORE Men Jokes <offensive to men, maybe>
  7. BATS <abt relig but not likely to be offensive>
  8. A sick Joke <Possibly Offensive to Sensitive Individuals>
  9. Then & Now <clean>
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23rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Men and Sex <adult humor>
  2. Top 10
  3. Deathbed confession <inoff.>
  4. Toy Factory
  5. Did you ever wonder?
  6. Fw: Parrot Joke (clean)
  7. How to hire a programmer
  8. Problems with mathematics
  9. nut story (bodily function allusion)
  10. Facts For Women!:-)-Part 1/2 <adult>
  11. Technology: Workplace Rules and Guidlines PT. 2
  12. Ouch...(off. to chiropracters)
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24th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=94The=20Wildebeasts=94?= and =?iso-8859-1?Q?=94The=20Driver=94?= (Puns)
  2. Household Finance
  3. Fun in space <clean>
  4. Letters of Reference
  5. Imaginative Marriages
  6. (1) battle of sexes; (2) courtroom scene <inoff.>
  7. Humor:90s sex quiz,Adult,suggestive
  8. COGNO-INTELLECTUALISM ON THE RISE <humor?>
  9. Canada (Crude, off. to Canadians)
  10. Golf Joke <offensive to religious people>
  11. 2 IN 1 <1ST has sexual con.; 2nd off to psyke. patients>
  12. Other News <a little gross>
  13. Disdainful comments and questions about contemporary life
  14. Facts For Women!:-)-Part 2/2 <adult>
  15. Safety Concerns
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25th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=93If?= You Knew =?iso-8859-1?Q?Sushi=94?= and =?iso-8859-1?Q?=93The?= Stunt =?iso-8859-1?Q?Man=94?= (Puns)
  2. Maryland Day
  3. Top5 - 3/25/98 - Changes in "Moby Dick"
  4. I wonder why???
  5. 1) Cajun zoo <off to Cajuns>; 2) Drugstore <sexual ref but really inoff>
  6. Consultants <clean>
  7. Humor:Random thoughts, Language
  8. Males!!!
  9. Trite comments and questions about contemporary life
  10. Microsoft patents
  11. Make Up Your Own Holiday Day
  12. More Man Bashing Jokes <you know by now who may be offended.>
  13. clubs <inoffensive>
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26th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Mr. Presidents workers <off to democrats>
  2. The Titanic <clean>
  3. Joke Writing 102
  4. Another pick up line
  5. Two puns and a riddle
  6. 51 days
  7. New Technology
  8. 1) cremation < Jewish but inoff>, 2) PLAYBOY <Catholic but inoff>, 3) Prayer <in
  9. Jewish Fly
  10. Humor:Clinton bashing
  11. Lenten Levity {if the title means nothing, skip this one}
  12. Sex in the dark <sexual contents>
  13. Marketing Skills Needed? <adult>
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27th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Amateur
  2. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=93Shepherd=92s=20Sons=94?= and =?iso-8859-1?Q?=93The=20Record=94?= (Puns)
  3. HighJinx at State Highway
  4. Top5 - 3/27/98 - Movie Quotes Wed Like to See (Part I) (fwd)
  5. The Ivy League/Four kinds of Sex (adult
  6. Airplane humor
  7. What Every Man Expects In A Wife <clean>
  8. Bill Clinton joke (offensive to Bill Clinton)
  9. SCUBA divers <disrespectful to the dead>
  10. Virginity <Sexual Contents>
  11. Offhand comments and questions about contemporary life
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28th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Baltimore, Maryland
  2. Puns for a Sunday
  3. Darwin awards
  4. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  5. Barbie (sexual content)
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29th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Weekly Traffic Report
  2. Humor: WORDS FROM WOMEN
  3. A Legal Brief (off. to lawyers)
  4. Elaines Horse <somewhat long>
  5. Climb the ladder to success
  6. Taters (Puns)
  7. Of Elections <clean>
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30th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Life at State Highway
  2. Baseball Puns
  3. Consultants, again <clean>
  4. Fore!
  5. Family Feud
  6. Humor: Internet Maintenance [it is that time of year again
  7. Man who is drunk.
  8. Adroit questions and comments about contemporary life
  9. Of Angels :-) <clean>
  10. <HUMOUR> The ultimate guide for new computer users
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31st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Salesmen
  2. Top5 - 3/31/98 - Signs God is on Your TV
  3. Where Does It Hurt???
  4. Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support (clean)
  5. The Truth Behind It All <adult,off. to Clinton loyalists>
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