The Humor List Postings for February 1998

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Not so Graceful Aging
  2. its the size that counts <risque>
  3. Sara Pipalini (adult content)
  4. Redneck Humour
  5. does anyone know what happen to the giggles list?
  6. Arent Kids Great?
  7. Clinton sex scandal: observations & questions
  8. Dumb blonde (offensive to blondes with no sense of humour)
  9. Toast (adult)
  10. White House Internship Recruitment
  11. The official drinking scale inoff.
  12. Hell<slight swearing>
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Forewarned is... whatever <clean>
  2. Its What You Say Too !
  3. Another Side of Hell<suggestive>
  4. The Rules
  5. We all reason about this well at times
  6. More Clinton dissing :) (risque, obviously)
  7. Keeping my self pure (adult)
  8. Norm!
  9. More Clinton..<innunendos galore,adult>
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Squawks and responses <off. to pilots>
  2. Sex in the 90s <adult humor>
  3. Parenthood <May be off to us Catholics>
  4. bullets <mildly risque>; carrots <inoff>
  5. Limericks < adult rated, offensive to Tamils>
  6. Good ol Edison
  7. does anyone know what happen to the giggles list?
  8. Brickbat: Cynical forms of humor
  9. Tobakey Wisdom (not off)
  10. FW: Work vs. Prison
  11. Pt 1 of 4 <off. to various nationalities>
  12. Humor - Smart Pig (off. to stupid dogs)
  13. <sexual>
  14. Saw Shadow...(off. to Republicans)
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Let us Prey <adult humor>
  2. Blow Job <adult>
  3. Top5 - 2/4/98 - Investigated by Kenneth Starr!
  4. Re-Run: Top 20 U.S.Air advertising slogans:
  5. Limerick < adult-rated, offensive to Madras residents>
  6. Various "Gasms" (adult oriented)
  7. (Fwd) FYA
  8. Life Cycle Costing of Selected Careers
  9. Alcohol Warnings That Might Actually Work
  10. The Pope and the Prez
  11. Part 2 of 4 <still offensive to all>
  12. top 8 sexual jokes (need I say more) Part 1 of 2
  13. The Tobacco Industry
  14. Men Bashing <mild sexual content>
  15. Types of Chain Letters (part 1 of 4)
  16. Wassat? <clean but disgusting:)>
  17. Drinks for the Big Guy....(poss. off. to some)
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Sense and Nonsense <adult humor>
  2. possibly offensive to lawyers, but no offensive language
  3. The Wish <sexual content>
  4. <No subject given>
  5. Limerick <adult rated, offensive>
  6. Down in front
  7. More-gasms & a Clinton quip (sexual content)
  8. Top 8 sexual jokes (need I say more) part 2 of 2
  9. les escargots <inoff.>
  10. Snails
  11. Ironic observations & questions
  12. Limerick < adult rated, offensive to Blacks >
  13. Why DO Marriages Fail? <clean>
  14. For all those coffee fanatics:
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. FW: Joke: February 6 - Funny Scenes from Marriage
  2. The Male Animal <adult humor>
  3. Shop and Food Counter Names
  4. Humour (off. to Clinton, divorced men and women)
  5. Dr. Seuss and Kenneth Starr (pos. offensive to K. Starr)
  6. Venting rage: observations & questions
  7. <humor> Collected Observations on Human Nature
  8. Humor: Engineering School
  9. We are not alone
  10. Tragedy...? (off. to Clinton fans)
  11. Beer Minded
  12. older women...
  13. Titanic
  14. Limerick < suitable for all >
  15. The cowboys (some language)
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Grate State of Texas
  2. Limerick < suitable for all>
  3. 25 Ways to Annoy a Yankee
  4. Re-Run: (3 y.) 3 men discussing love-making. <adult theme>
  5. Tart comments, silly questions
  6. If men re-wrote the rules <Offensive to Women>
  7. Howard (adult theme)
  8. How to interpret school reports/student references <clean>
  9. Yankee, Stay Home!!!
  10. Pregnant
  11. Sticky Situation
  12. Puncture
  13. Humor - Lost Lottery Ticket (weird)
  14. Superman <crude>
  15. Types of Chain Letters (part 2 of 4) <profanity>
  16. "True" court transcripts
  17. In The News - Humorous News Quips
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Limericks <offensive adult rated>
  2. Military Life <adult humor>
  3. From USA Weekend
  4. Humor - Stupid Criminal Story
  5. The Church Bell
  6. High School Math Exams (offensive to people in gangs)
  7. Remembrance of High School Math Exam
  8. Clintons Problem
  9. Couple-O-Jokes <clean>
  10. Types of Chain Letters (part 3 of 4)
  11. Scholar<off. to religious scholars>
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Not Thinking...
  2. Types of Chain Letters (part 3 of 4) <Language>
  3. Moore HighJinx @ State Highway
  4. Laws of Ownership
  5. Various ventings: observations & questions
  6. Top5 - 2/9/98 - Bad Figure Skating Competition (fwd)
  7. Theology and College Theatre Productions
  8. Joke Clean: The Decision
  9. NBA Halftime
  10. Arthur Hickinbottom <sexual content>
  11. small world
  12. Too Pay or Not Toupe....
  13. Humor - Weird Business News (Part 1 of 3)
  14. Humor: Organ <adult>
  15. Mens Rules
  16. Looking For A Wife? <clean,innunendos>
  17. Dennis Rodman <suggestive>
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. With Justice for All
  2. Jokes Clean: Spoonerisms
  3. Dedicated to Women (off. to men)
  4. Humor - Weird Business News (Part 2 of 3)
  5. Learn the schools Alma Mater
  6. Redneck Valentine
  7. Uh oh... (AKA Ive had days like this) (Bathroom humor)
  8. A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients
  9. Tarzan Sexually Explicit language
  10. Top5 - 2/10/98 - Olympic Opening Ceremonies Surprises
  11. The Anti-chain Letter <adult themes, language>
  12. Holy Scandal (off. to hyper-sensitive Christians)
  13. Where are you from (all time favorite)
  14. Rubber Squabble <adult>
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. In the Beginning<off. to officials>
  2. Twists and Turns <adult humor>
  3. More Spoonerisms
  4. Top5 - 2/11/98 - Signs Youre Dating a Control Freak
  5. Little Johnny <adult-ish>
  6. At the Races????
  7. Humor - Weird Business News (Part 3 of 3)
  8. Robbery increase..
  9. Nobodys perfect
  10. Sen. Bill Bradley
  11. Brickbrats: cynical questions & observations
  12. Two Fingers <mildly offensive>
  13. Ignorance Virus is now circulating the internet
  14. Whats A Kiss?
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. A lil too Honest <adult humor>
  2. Valentine Story
  3. Top5 - 2/12/98 - Olympic Events in Hell
  4. Bots <clean>
  5. Limerick <adult rated, offensive to crude word haters>
  6. Humor:Weddings and happiness?
  7. The Smart Dog
  8. @ WITS END <graphic vulgarity>
  9. The gene pool could use a little chlorine
  10. Omigod! (adult)
  11. Spelling
  12. Toilet Technology
  13. 36 Things A Woman ..<adult>
  14. Oscar Wilde On Youth & Age
  15. NJ Driving Tips (off. to Joisians)
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Olympic Metalist
  2. Happy Valentines Day
  3. Divine Press Release (slightly blasphemous)
  4. Quotable Quotes
  5. The final exam
  6. Humor - Wacky Labels
  7. Light Bulb Astrology
  8. Life University
  9. New Darwin Award Candidates
  10. Deep Thoughts (clean)
  11. Embarrassed Secretary (off to blonds)
  12. NRA Prayer <not off.)
  13. a groaner
  14. Virus Warning
  15. Cynical observation and questions about current events
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Plan: Joke Rated (Objectionable Language)
  2. Guys, How Chic a Dater are You ?
  3. Marriage counselling <inoff>
  4. Computer Nerds
  5. Zipper!! (Adult)
  6. Excerpts from News of the Weird
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Samuel Johnson quote (not offensive)
  2. State of the Presidency
  3. Genesis 1: Clean but may be objectionable to religious fundamentalists
  4. Mistake <possibly offensive to white people>
  5. "Lets get a second opinion, ok? (Slightly irreligious)
  6. Least Popular Personals Acronyms (adult themes)
  7. The True Story of the Three Little Pigs
  8. Pipe specifications (clean, hopefully offensive to specification-writers)
  9. Actual English Subtitles (a little swearing)
  10. Are You a Republican or a Democrat? <clean>
  11. Humor - More Warning Labels
  12. Court Room
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Short Tails +
  2. Womens Logic <adult humor>
  3. Zippergate (Off. to politicians)
  4. Finding The Right Girl (adult)
  5. My Favourite Things (adult & off. to Bill Clinton)
  6. New Humbble Space Telescope Data
  7. Monica Lewinkskys Performance Appraisal <Offensive to the entire USA>
  8. Top5 - 2/16/98 - Figure Skater Pet Peeves
  9. Humor - Wacky Texas Election
  10. Where do you want to go today?
  11. Competition <rude>
  12. Curry Rhapsody
  13. The Foolish Fugitive
  14. Outbursts about current events
  15. Recent American Ads <adult,enjoyable ;)>
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Sexual Perplexities <adult humor>
  2. The Specialist, and Its all in a Name
  3. Its an Aliens Life!
  4. FW: Laws of the Universe
  5. Charlie Brown <adult themes>
  6. A man goes to Fredericks of Hollywood...(off. to old wrinkly women)
  7. Will Rogers (Not Off.)
  8. Humor-Logical defense
  9. Greek Marriage <sexual content>
  10. Delightful ventings of outrage <current events>
  11. Some "Official" Tips.. <clean>
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. More Spoonerisms
  2. Teen Sex <adult humor>
  3. Grocery clerk
  4. The Collection <may be off. to religious people>
  5. A Great Philosopher Reflects on CATs <humor>
  6. HUMOR: fortune cookie <not off.>
  7. Differences between good girls and bad girls
  8. Humor-Correct answer, wrong question
  9. Sign
  10. <No subject given>
  11. Marriage Sacrifice
  12. Blonde Funnies Off. to blondes...if they understood these)
  13. Winter Olympics
  14. Travel Broadens? (off to hotel workers)
  15. Should I be Honest? <ITS MY LIFE!,READ IT>
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Timely Chicken Quotes
  2. JimJrs Navy <adult humor>
  3. Top5 - 2/19/98 - Signs You Wont Be on a Wheaties Box
  4. The cure <adult-ish>
  5. Youre Out of College
  6. Vaseline <suggestive>
  7. Not just a pumpkin.... (adult)
  8. Breaking News re: Lewinsky (adult)
  9. (Humor:clean,wordgames...
  10. Haiku Error Message Contest (1 of 4)
  11. Language nuance
  12. Actor<some swearing>
  13. Lexicon of Male Behavior (sexual themes, non-obscene)
  14. Top5 - 2/20/98 - Signs Its a Bad Luge Run
  15. Worlds Deadliest Poison
  16. Ask before you touch...
  17. JOKE-CLEAN:Taxes
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. "The Blue Volvo" and "The Bandage"
  2. The Police
  3. The Bar Bet (No offensive language)
  4. Ebonics Homework <Adult themes, off. to African Am.>
  5. Holy Sex scandal (Offensive to Christians and Cliinton worshippers)
  6. Darwin Awards (not off)
  7. <No subject given>
  8. Haiku Error Message Contest (2 of 4)
  9. Sexy Quiz (Adult)
  10. Label of Honour
  11. E.T. ??? (Adult)
  12. Disparaging comments as humor
  13. Military Performance Ratings
  14. Quick Joke <adult>
  15. Bulletin...
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Cereal
  2. Golf - American Style
  3. "The Emissaries" and "The Stand-Up Comic"
  4. New techonology! (not offensive)
  5. New Poll Regarding Bombing Iraq
  6. Haiku Error Message Contest (3 of 4)
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Weekly Traffic Report
  2. Shaggy Dog Stories
  3. <No subject given>
  4. The Nuances of Language
  5. Humor - Its A Wacky World! (weird)
  6. Haiku Error Message Contest (4 of 4)
  7. Arkansas Olympics <off. to Arkansas residents>
  8. Surd-Times : Four Sardars <clean>
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Jewish Humor <some tolerance required>
  2. The Sect
  3. Wife control <clean>
  4. Religious Jokes <off. to Episc. and Baptists>
  5. Marriage Counselor
  6. Humor - Spelling Distraction
  7. Joke: February 23 - How to screw up an interview!
  8. How to Give Your Cat a Pill
  9. The F Word. (Need I say more) (Language!)
  10. Pigeons service to aid communication
  11. Getting the bird (one offensive word)
  12. Outbursts about current events
  13. Interviewing Blues <clean>
  14. A bad joke involving insects and alcohol
  15. Politically Incorrect banter...
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Wild Blue Yonder
  2. Orpheus
  3. Humor:Quotes about beer
  4. Newspaper Article (non-offensive)
  5. <No subject given>
  6. Hitch-Hiking (Adult)
  7. Bad golfer <F-word>
  8. Mens Fashion Rules
  9. Outbursts about current and personal events
  10. The Actual Picture <clean>
  11. Winter Olympics
  12. Monica again...
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Insurance
  2. FW: The Plaid Dildo<adult humor>
  3. Short Tales: Rated (Sexual)
  4. Quick Wit Retort (language)
  5. Spanking <clean, slightly kinky>
  6. Continuous Re-Engineering!!!!!!
  7. You Might Be In Education If...
  8. Greatest man that ever lived
  9. A Present For The Wifes Birthday <humor?>
  10. STARR TO PROBE COLUMNIST CHARON (satire, parody)
  11. Computers are Female (not off)
  12. Blowing chunks (adult)
  13. A cloudbust of ironic humor
  14. Dog Fight (in off)
  15. Top Ten Most Ironic Celebrity Deaths
  16. Some short and sweet ones
  17. Top5 - 2/26/98 - Rejected Top5 List Slogans
  18. HUMOR - Senior Sex
  19. POOPIE stuff - Part 1/2!<certainly NOT clean ;)>
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25th of February Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. Bad Luck <some adult humor>
  2. Joke-Clean: business is business
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26th of February Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
  2. The Marina
  3. Results: "Reminder" contest
  4. Mothers-in-Law
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Interesting Quotes...
  2. Shrinks <some adult humor>
  3. Ty Cobb
  4. Blondes might be dumb, but they have more fun!<sexual innuendo>
  5. Finals time (a bit early)
  6. Learning through LifeSavers
  7. HUMOR - The Old Man and the Umbrella
  8. Modem Times - Maxims for the Internet Age
  9. Topical Jokes (adult themes, juvenile)
  10. Humor: Offensive to Americans?
  11. Henny Youngman Tribute
  12. Being a TA part 1
  13. police explanation
  14. Announcement, Please Read (NOT a joke)
  15. Scotsman (slightly adult)
  16. Dave Barry on electricity
  17. The Worlds Easiest Quiz <not offensive>
  18. POOPIE stuff-Part 2/2 <more Non-clean stuff>
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Lawyer <off. to lawers>
  2. Not so Faithful <adult humor>
  3. Topical Humor (some adult themes)
  4. Reflections on Classical Music and Musicians by Great Worthies
  5. Re-Run (3 y) Flat-chested women and bad rhymes (slightly adultis
  6. roadblock
  7. Blonde jokes (Some sexual content; offensive to blondes)
  8. Quickie (in off)
  9. Being a TA part 2
  10. Migraines anyone?
  11. Puns
  12. HUMOR - The Fallen
  13. <No subject given>
  14. Suggestive but cute
  15. Humor - Edible Underwear Investigation (Adult)
  16. My prayer (not off.)
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Asimov Limericks: Rated, Sexual Content
  2. CheapSkates
  3. Bill Clinton from a British Perspective
  4. Will Rogers (not off)
  5. Drunken Polar Bears <adult themes>
  6. HUMOR - Airline Humor
  7. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  8. First-Grade Proverbs
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