The Humor List Postings for December 1997

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Burglar
  2. Male Logic <adult humor>
  3. Definitions 1/3 <clean>
  4. Mark Twain (2 of 3)
  5. Humor - Texas Folklore (4th of 4)
  6. HUMOR: stupid crook news
  7. More brickbats--evidence of humor primative origins
  8. Elevator (Adult)
  9. Such a deal !!!!
  10. The Rednecks Daughter <GROSS!!! Will offend pretty much anyone>
  11. If Operating Systems were Airlines
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2nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Uh Oh ! <some adult humor>
  2. Definitions 2/3 <may be off. to lawyers and Presbyterians>
  3. Humor - Texas Folklore (5th of 5)
  4. Some favorite oxymorons
  5. The Old Nun on the Bus Joke <offesive to just about everyone>
  6. New to the game of baseball!!!!
  7. Barbs and rustic observations
  8. The Creation of Pets
  9. Top Ten Lies Told by Graduate Students
  10. Re examined 12 days of christmas
  11. near death experience
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3rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. chemistry joke
  2. Jewish Parrot Joke
  3. Definitions 3/3 <clean>
  4. The Good Old Days (The Fifties)
  5. Wilbert and Santa (adult language, poss off)
  6. Mark Twain Quotes (3 of 3)
  7. Humor - Key To Bondage (kinky)
  8. Pinocchio
  9. Star Trek Fan
  10. More defs -- even more off to lawyers
  11. the farm hand <Adult, off. to transvestites>
  12. Ventriloquist (offensive to rednecks)
  13. Scientists support legend of St. Nicolas
  14. Surd-Times : The HairCut
  15. Half-witted observations about the lives we live
  16. MICROSOFT Acquires Christmas
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4th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Difficult Questions Ive faced
  2. In the holiday spirit...
  3. Highways
  4. The 12 Bugs of Christmas
  5. Spanish Language joke (translated) offensive only to Biology teachers
  6. Football team
  7. Stephen King on writing (f-word)
  8. Humor:offensive to New Yorkers
  9. Humor - Weird Business News
  10. sportmovies
  11. Rabbit and weather forecast
  12. Brickbats: Cynical funnies (especially about marriages)
  13. fly story (naughty word)
  14. Before they Hatch! <CRUEL to African Americans and a racial slang>
  15. Factory Tour <adult>
  16. ON THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME... (Adult humor)
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5th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Kids at Christmas
  2. Stanford Snafu
  3. Redneck Etiquette Tips
  4. Santas Seduction (Adult situation, language)
  5. Humor - The Real "Wiley Coyote"
  6. Letter from Santa!!!!!
  7. Douglas Adams thoughts on the universe
  8. <humor> Humor in Science
  9. Courtroom Joke
  10. Not now!
  11. Microsoft Christmas
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6th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Old Time Religion <adult humor>
  2. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
  3. Language stuff
  4. Hormones <Adult...Might be offensive>
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7th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Subject: HumorList Traffic Report
  2. Stock Market Economics
  3. One more "Old Time Religion" (adult humor)
  4. <No subject given>
  5. Comedian on TV (sexual)
  6. Humor - Stupid Criminal Story
  7. Hard times
  8. STRESS <language>
  9. Animal Humor <some foul language...possibly offensive>
  10. An aplologize & How an angel got put on the top of the Xmas tree? (adult humor)
  11. Our SuperHeroes In Action <adult,off. to fans of Supman>
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8th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Weddings
  2. Humor:2,Inoffensive, suggestive
  3. Humor- Compassion For Little Guy
  4. Inner City X-mas Carols
  5. Dave Barry on Installing software (not offensive)
  6. classic (but cheesey) cross-the-road joke
  7. Kinky Sex <GROSS....will offend almost anyone>
  8. Bumper Stickers <mostly inoff>
  9. Humor contribution
  10. Beer Jokes
  11. HUMOR: Clean but frustrated!
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9th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Lawyer joke (off. to lawyers, but who cares?)
  2. Joke-Clean : Surd-Times:Detective Wanted!
  3. The Military
  4. English as spoken by moi <clean>
  5. You cant win it all!! (Adult)
  6. Humor:Offensive,Arabs/Jews..possibly
  7. Humor -"Whistling Dixie" Condom (Adult)
  8. Twas the Night Before Christmas... <adult, language>
  9. When does life begin
  10. Shorties
  11. An Addendum to the beginning of life
  12. Rules for Dogs
  13. Lordie, Im Coming <Adult,sexual..possible offensive to some people>
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10th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore Wedded Bliss <some innuendo humor>
  2. Signs <clean>
  3. Xmas Poem Question <innoffensive>
  4. Humor - Stupid Criminal Story
  5. Rejection Lines (might be off. to men/women)
  6. The Chauvinist Manifesto <Off to women, adult language>
  7. Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On Th
  8. Three little black kids <racial,sexual...may offend black people>
  9. "HO-HO-HO"
  10. Such Gall
  11. Women..<clean>
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11th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Too Old To Squat
  2. Skid Talk
  3. Male Chauvinist Pig Wannabe <adult>
  4. perfection
  5. A bit of religious humor (not offensive)
  6. Sign in my office
  7. The Worlds 25 Shortest Books
  8. Misspelling gainfully - An old story <not off.>
  9. Twas poem (Ians)
  10. Artistic Skills (Offensive to just about everyone)
  11. HUMOR - American Business
  12. Tweeze denied...
  13. Xmas Poem Question <innoffensive>
  14. At The Deaf Society <adult>
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12th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Support Calls
  2. The Marriage-go-Round <adult humor>
  3. No difference <off. to Czech government>
  4. comedic outlook on life
  5. University of Life (off. to men)
  6. More Newspaper Headlines
  7. New expressions
  8. Twas the night before Finals (author unknown - not offensive)
  9. Two College Jokes
  10. Things not to say to a Policeman
  11. Barbies letter to Santa <adult...off to women Libbers>
  12. programming
  13. Xmas Poem Question <innoffensive>
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13th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Women: The Gentler Sex <adult humor>
  2. The poor Doctor
  3. kids, *#%@$%!!!!
  4. Another Planned Parenthood sign. Suggestive. Adult
  5. Humor - Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
  6. Kill the neighbor (adult)
  7. two oldies
  8. Twas the Night Before Crisis
  9. Christmas Song Test (Answers Tomorrow)
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14th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Danger: Bureaucrats at Work
  2. Christmas Songs (Answers)
  3. C Monkey, C Monkey C++
  4. Motorcycles are better than women (offensive to women)
  5. Why do I never develop these disorders? (Sexual)
  6. The Candy Wrapper
  7. New Chicken Quotes (Clean)
  8. Life is Hard !
  9. poor people!
  10. The HoneyMoon <adult>
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15th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Oops!
  2. Good husband (Adult)
  3. Top 10 things... (May be off. to women, language)
  4. Yuppie Living <some adult humor>
  5. Joke Clean: Roy Rogers
  6. Love, Lust and Marriage
  7. Headaches! (Adult)
  8. <HUMOR> Research Project Announced by Annals of Improbable Research
  9. swimming
  10. Humor -"Whistling Dixie" Condom Update (Adult)
  11. Brickbats: Cynical observations and insights
  12. Flattery And ..<adult>
  13. In The News - Humorous News Quips
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16th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Christmas Toy
  2. Male Logic <some adult humor>
  3. Snowballs <a remembrance>
  4. Joke Clean: The Snake Breeder
  5. A ScHAIRY Story
  6. Escape from hell (offensive to Oregonians)
  7. Question about Jesus (pos. offensive to Christians)
  8. Are you ready for some really bad jokes?? <Offensive to good comedians>
  9. Just Logic <adult>
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17th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Girl Talk <some adult humor>
  2. Question about Jesus (pos. offensive to Christians)
  3. Nympho Convention
  4. TWO SWIPED FROM THE PRAIRIE RAMBLER <inoff>
  5. Can I have the car?
  6. Humor:One for the females,offensive to males
  7. HUMOR: best chain letter ever <language;off. everybody>
  8. Joke Clean: The Baseball Pitcher (An oldie)
  9. This one begs for flames from females!
  10. Yet More Trivia
  11. Stranger than fiction
  12. Question about Jesus (pos. offensive to Christians)
  13. Confession <adult>
  14. MICROSOFT TV DINNER PRODUCT INSERT
  15. 20-20 Proof
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18th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Clinton Quickies
  2. Music Man
  3. Subs on-line
  4. P.M.S. SYMPTOM COMBINATIONS YOU DONT WANT TO HAVE
  5. Offensive to women--perhaps--last has sexual theme
  6. Merry Christmas in other words
  7. Santas Identity
  8. Pigs (Adult)
  9. The Net Before Christmas
  10. Police Stations are dangerous!
  11. Rudolphs Night Off
  12. A Redneck Christmas
  13. Do you follow my reasoning?
  14. For Chris Farley <Possible off. to his fans...but meant in a nice way>
  15. Joke Clean: The Summit
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19th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The 90s - An Update <adult humor>
  2. Mario & Luigi <adult-ish>
  3. Bad pun <not off.>
  4. Two More Bumper Stickers
  5. Joke-Clean:god!
  6. Inspecting the axle (suggestive)
  7. HUMOR - A Characterization of Memphians
  8. Those tough Yukon Women <sexual content>
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20th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. American vs Israeli <poss off to thin-skinned Israelis>
  2. Teenagers
  3. You Know Your Drinking Too Much Cofee When....
  4. Strange Tatoos <Adult>
  5. Ouuuch!
  6. Basic Military Intelligence
  7. thE RAZOR (SICKNING, SWEARING AND DISGUSTING)
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21st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore Yuppies <some adult humor>
  2. Blonds & blondes (off. to the same)
  3. Morris & Sadie <inoff>
  4. Deaf Society (Adult and not off to Deaf people)
  5. A Christmas Letter
  6. Official Jewish Christmas card
  7. Police, offensive to women ?
  8. Joke Rated: The Foo Bird:(Objectionable language and situation)
  9. Writing Exam
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22nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Male Animal <innuendo>
  2. Ownership <may be off. to Bill Gates>
  3. HUMOR [Christmas Humor] The Twelve Days of PC Hell
  4. Catalog Shopping (Off. to JCPenney)
  5. nude robbery [AP report]
  6. Whadda you mean you dont support...<clean>
  7. One to One Competition
  8. Another 12 days of Redneck Xmas.....(offensive to various Southern folk)
  9. Do the Holidays Right (Karen Finley)
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23rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Men at Work
  2. C Monkey, C Monkey C++
  3. <No subject given>
  4. SANTA CLAUS: An Engineers Perspective
  5. Top 20 Replies by Computer Programmers when their Programs Dont Work
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24th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Christmas Controversies & Various Solutions
  2. A Xmas Surd tale <may be off. to Sardar>
  3. Titanic
  4. Virus Alert, Virus Alert, Virus Alert
  5. Tweeze denied
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25th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Families
  2. Humor - Pudding Alert!
  3. The Top 14 Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families (mildy offensive)
  4. My Christmas gifts - sexual innuendo
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26th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Joke Clean: The Vicar
  2. Washington DC Politics
  3. New English Words <clean>
  4. Xmas Cat Humor - a day late
  5. The Top 16 Web Pages Least Likely to Prosper
  6. The Perverse Guide to Getting Hired - resumes
  7. De Ebonics Crimmus Poem (Offensive to Blacks)
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27th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Gay Writes <adult humor>
  2. Advice for the flu season
  3. Zambian humor
  4. Advice from Agony Aunt
  5. Joke Clean: A Clean Sweep
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28th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Annual Traffic Report
  2. Daves Lines of the Week
  3. Funny things kids say
  4. Humor - Its A Wacky World
  5. Micro$oft Humor
  6. Weird (but funny) News Stories for 1997
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29th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Joke Clean: Lou Alcinder
  2. Columbia Maryland <some adult humor>
  3. Decline in numbers on the Humor List (offensive to most)
  4. Are you a music geek?
  5. Humor - Its A Wacky World! (Bad taste)
  6. Polar Bear? (language), Blonde (clean), The Pilot (language)
  7. Cookie Delivery
  8. Testicle Festival...need I say more?
  9. Thought Provoking Questions (not really offensive)
  10. Women <clean>
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30th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Happy New Year
  2. FW: honeymoon <may be off. to women>
  3. The farmers son <sexual content>
  4. Humor - Want Fries With That? (Distasteful)
  5. Payback Time...(offesive to sensitive women)
  6. Hewish Humor: Chutzpa!
  7. [JOKE] Cowboys Joke
  8. Ticket, please... (clean), the Experiment (innuendo)
  9. More venting from the deep south
  10. Some Religious Humor
  11. Vernacular Jokes
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31st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Kindergarten kiddies <mild language>
  2. Moore Yuppies <some adult humor>
  3. Alms <may be off. to us Catholics>
  4. Computin Down The Highway (Non-offensive)
  5. Humor - Photo Essay
  6. A few from ventings
  7. For Parents With Kids (May bore others :-)
  8. Joke clean but insensitive: Seseme Street Bus: Maybe objectionable to parents
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