The Humor List Postings for October 1997

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Yuppie-isms (and aint-ems too)
  2. Gone Fishing <clean>
  3. Pardon Me! (adult)
  4. Black Sheep (sexual)
  5. Old lady! (adult)
  6. diplomatic chat
  7. BLUE MOVIE? <ADULT SEXUAL CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!>long but worthwile
  8. 20 Things Guys Learned From Action Movies
  9. Various jokes with an Indian flavour - Part 3 <minimally offensive>
  10. mistakes happen (poss off to Alabamans)
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2nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Me, you and Them
  2. NEWS: MCI Acquired by Cyber Promotions
  3. Moths & TGIF (off. to moths & blonds)
  4. Diddling (adult)
  5. Marv Albert (American sportcaster) joke
  6. A Day Off?
  7. Humor: suggestive
  8. Red Skelton Remembered
  9. Tony Blairs grave problem (poss. offensive to Tony Blair fans)
  10. Wordology: Different Orgasms
  11. School Rules
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3rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Politics - American Style
  2. Blindness ... not a handicap <not off.>
  3. OPTARECTOMY (off. lang.)
  4. Misc quotes <inoff>
  5. Jokes women tell about men.....(mostly clean)
  6. The Scottish Way!!! (off. to Scots??)
  7. Nuclear lemon for sale. Off to supporters of nuclear power
  8. Fishing (inoff)
  9. bats in search of blood
  10. Japanese in NY! (adult)
  11. Happy New Year
  12. Getting Old
  13. Barbs, mostly from the AJC "The Vent"
  14. Road Sign (might be off. to some)
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4th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Hospitals
  2. Humor:Medical warning
  3. Hunter
  4. Indian History - A must read.
  5. Mehr Deutsch (More German)
  6. journalism
  7. The Rat Race
  8. Flying (short essay)
  9. da-da-duh!
  10. Adam & Eve (inoff)
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5th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Modern Military
  2. Its A Wacky World!
  3. Do what in the swimming pool <not offensive>
  4. True German Language
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6th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Navy Pilot Training <some adult humor>
  2. Humor: clean, assorted.....
  3. Collegiate Humor (adult references)
  4. More Road Signs (may be off to Germans)
  5. One Question
  6. Confucius (adult content)
  7. Hospitals
  8. Wedding stock
  9. Collegiate Humor (suggested offense)
  10. PEANUT <off to parents>
  11. Fw: If Dr. Seuss wrote Star Trek...
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7th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. dead law <inoff, except maybe to Law of England>
  2. Marriage: The Good Old Days <adult humor>
  3. The Lesson: A Fairy Tale (offensive to almost everyone hopefully!)
  4. Mother T. <off to Diana/Mother T.>
  5. Impure Math <adult>
  6. Best ER stories of 95
  7. Bill Gates
  8. Fwd: [Humor] If MS Owned NASA <off. Microsoft>
  9. Maple Leafs Humour
  10. Sam Houston Institute of Technology
  11. Slow Down!
  12. More Confucious
  13. Gut farht redux
  14. Mo Surds,Mo Questions
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8th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Big City Living
  2. The competition
  3. Rules of combat
  4. Crowded Heaven!
  5. Halloween (not offensive)
  6. White House Humor
  7. LAW (not offensive, but Ill try harder next time)
  8. Easy Cheese Experiment
  9. Tired Of Working?
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9th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Unjewish joke
  2. Americans Wandering About
  3. Cross-culture Q&A <not meant to be off.>
  4. My Buddy!
  5. Humor: short quip (offends some Iraqis)
  6. 6-most important men (adult)
  7. Humor - Redneckspeak (poss. offensive to rednecks)
  8. Whats my line? <offensive to Jewish people>
  9. Dear Santa (off. to toys)
  10. 10 signs that youve burnout
  11. Bumper Sticker Humor
  12. Women <poss off to all >
  13. Jewish expulsion (poss. offensive to Popes)
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10th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Humour
  2. Moore Unexpected Answers <some adult humor>
  3. worth quoting <inoff>
  4. Dictionary Description (Rated ??)
  5. Humor:Flight specs....
  6. Oldest Profession
  7. Golf Genie (Adult)
  8. Telltale Signs of Advanced Parenthood
  9. FW: Indians and Pakis
  10. Humor - Kubando, The Political Pundit
  11. Hexadecimal top ten list... (offensive to cosmonauts)
  12. The Hamster Chronicles
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11th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Mrs JimJr -- Cook Extraordinary
  2. Humor - Stupid Criminal Story
  3. Politically Correct
  4. Tales from the Bagel Lancers
  5. 3 chances
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12th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore on Art
  2. HUMOR List Traffic Report
  3. Playmate IQ (offensive to playmates)
  4. The Industrial Age <adult>
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13th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Storm(may be offensive to women)
  2. Might be offensive to Nurses or women in general
  3. You too Can Have a Phobia
  4. Joan Of Arc <iconoclastic, perhaps>
  5. Accountant Jokes (off. to Accountants)
  6. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
  7. sick and wrong
  8. A question of out-sourcing
  9. Desert Story <adult>
  10. Suicide and grape!
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14th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Have a Feast <may offend easily disgustables>
  2. Barbie for the 90s (offensive to Barbie fans)
  3. Faith Hope and Hilarity
  4. Jenny
  5. Anyone Need a Plane?
  6. Villian in Indian play enraged by hero accidentally striking him with arrow
  7. <humor> A Choristers Confession
  8. review <off deBono>
  9. Humor - Stupid Criminal Story (2nd of 2)
  10. The TapeWorm <adult>
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15th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. coffee Junkies 8-)
  2. Wild Blue Yonder Antics
  3. FW: Perfect
  4. Building the wrong way <clean>
  5. Vasectomy (adult)
  6. When??? (not off.)
  7. Microsoft sues Bandai (off. to MS supporters)
  8. Spider Robinson Pun parody (offensive to the ears only on days ending in y)
  9. Humor:adult,innuendo
  10. Martial Arts
  11. Beer and Ice Cream Diet
  12. Any Miss-Takes? <clean>
  13. John Denver (Offensive & in extreme bad taste)
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16th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Advice on Women (not off.)
  2. Point of View
  3. English as guessed abroad <clean>
  4. Humor:adult theme, language
  5. Mmmmmmmm......(sick!)
  6. FW: Lyrics to Aladdin
  7. Top5 - 10/16/97 - Chelseas Pet Peeves About College
  8. Sound Barrier Broken on land
  9. <HUMOR> Some new; some repeats
  10. Welcome to Hell
  11. Legal Humor
  12. John Denver (Off. to Johns fans)
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17th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Exam - Part 1/2 <clean>
  2. Teen Sex <adult humor>
  3. Singapore launches search for best toilets
  4. Mother in Law<offensive to Mothers in Law>
  5. Lawyers (off. to them)
  6. Humor:offensive to drunks.....
  7. BayWatch generation
  8. Holy Golf
  9. YOU!!! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!!
  10. The Hells Angels (off to Angels, lewd)
  11. blue ribbon (crude)
  12. a quickie
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18th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore on Golf
  2. Moving Together (adult)
  3. The English Language and Spelling
  4. Its A Wacky World!
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19th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Written Word
  2. Humor - Its A Wacky World! (adult themes)
  3. Quips & Quotes
  4. Wood Recommendation
  5. Exam - Part 2/2 <clean>
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20th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Guidelines to breaking up with you girlfriend(offensive to girlfriends)
  2. <HUMOUR> Princess Di, Fergie and the Queen
  3. For Such is the Kingdom
  4. Comforting thoughts <clean>
  5. Humor:crude,assorted adult,offensive to most....
  6. A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother...
  7. The Energizer Bunnys Death :o( (Adult)
  8. <humor> Lightbulb Changing by Religous Group
  9. English language frivolities
  10. Humor: Urban legend exposed
  11. bud vs. boat <f-word>
  12. Computers
  13. Definition
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21st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Texas Girls
  2. The Pandacerus, a history of genetic engineering
  3. FW: jokes
  4. Gods qualitly control questionaire <off to the religious>
  5. Humor:adult, suggestive....
  6. Sun vs. Microsoft (offensive to Microsofties)
  7. Product Questionnaire - Part 1
  8. Kids English
  9. Relationships (oldie but goodie)
  10. Which Appointment???
  11. Hunting
  12. Drivers Licence <clean>
  13. Humor - Weird Business News
  14. Once Upon A Time .. <adult>
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22nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Politics as Usual
  2. How old am I ?
  3. FW: ahh...youth
  4. FW: Campus Comedy
  5. Texas Man
  6. Sexual Tension Quiz (Adult)
  7. Product Questionnaire - Part 2
  8. Dianas driver <tasteless ... delete if offended by topic>
  9. Oh God Im An Ocean Buoy (In Bad Taste)
  10. Brickbats from Atlantas Vent Column
  11. Nostradamus on Dianas death
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23rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Speaking in General
  2. The Revolt against King George
  3. So....whats your point???
  4. Cricket in S.A. <offensive to Johanessburgs residents>
  5. Sikh rebuttal to Diana joke <off. to Hindus, off. lang., contains sh*t word>
  6. Do you think it is funny?
  7. SOME HALLOWEEN FUN ( Adult Humor)
  8. Japlish
  9. light buld(offensive to persons involved in mailinglists)
  10. Humor:Civics Made Easy
  11. No Job Is Ever Too Small
  12. Marriage Again <clean>
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24th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Vision of Harry Lime
  2. Gender Gaps <adult humor>
  3. And God said Let there be light!
  4. Nostradamus & Di <Off. to Diana. Also, language>
  5. Queen Elizabeths previous (fictitious) visit to India <off. to Giani Zail Singh fans>
  6. Airline (off. lang.)
  7. Humor: offensive to southerners.....
  8. Will Rogers (Not Off)
  9. Public Speaking
  10. Heres to the Jury!!
  11. Howard Stern vs. Playmates
  12. 2 shorties
  13. Humor: Poor Mr. Gates
  14. Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad Airline Pilot
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25th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Take a Letter
  2. Some Funnies! (might be off. to accountants, religious folks & , dentists)
  3. Will Rogers (Off only to Dan Quayle)
  4. the Little Chinaman <adult...off. to chinese>
  5. Humor - Imelda Marcos Shoe Fetish
  6. Kids Start with a Cliche
  7. Plain text
  8. You might be a Yankee....
  9. Differences <off to gays>
  10. The Statue
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26th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Business World
  2. TV Haircut <Racist ???>
  3. Translation tidbits from Hong Kong Movie Subtitles
  4. Humor - Ask The Public Library
  5. Quips & Quotes
  6. Children
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27th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Redneck Humor
  2. Gotta Travel On
  3. Offensive to few......
  4. Hes Back!
  5. Emergency Room (adult)
  6. Satan and Amway (profane word)
  7. Humor - Sex May Shrink Brains (adult)
  8. Will Rogers - (Not Offensive)
  9. Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
  10. Humor: Husband 1.0
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28th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Columbia Maryland
  2. sex education (obscene)
  3. Travails Of Heaven <clean>
  4. Joke-Clean-Terrible noise !(youre gonna get bugged)
  5. Halloween Joke <clean>
  6. The Best You Ever Had (adult)
  7. Humor - Bucolic Bliss
  8. modern day vampires
  9. Kitty Litter Cake! (only slightly upsetting)
  10. Gameshow <sexual innuendo>
  11. Halloween Dos and Donts
  12. Will Rogers (not off)
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29th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Man, Is He TIRED!
  2. The New Hooker <adult>
  3. Mens Follies
  4. Another lawyer joke <Groan> Also, off to lawyers
  5. Preaching up a storm <potentially off. to Catholics>
  6. Thanksgiving
  7. Stupid
  8. Humor -- The Pizza Misogomy
  9. Basic Cooking/Food Terms
  10. Murphys Law
  11. wedding night <sexual nature>
  12. Country song titles (Not offensive)
  13. New Names for the Mir Space Station
  14. Another Halloween Joke <clean>
  15. FW: True Stories (probably not offensive :-))
  16. The Bible according to college students
  17. Brickbats
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30th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Sexploits <adult humor>
  2. Cold Mountain Air/A haloween Treat!!!
  3. Redneck Census Form (would be offensive to rednecks if they could read)
  4. To The Smoker (adult, Off. to smokers)
  5. Joke (offensive to Government Employees)
  6. Church bulletin blooper
  7. News Flash
  8. Art theft in Paris
  9. Humor - Compendium Of Chicken Jokes (1st of 5)
  10. Too Many Choices
  11. Doubts Anyone? <adult,off. to French>
  12. HUMOR - offensive to Jehovah Witness
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31st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore Put Downs
  2. Michael Jackson humor (paedophilic)
  3. Stress (Adult)
  4. Barbs: Cynical comments which may be funny
  5. Will Rogers (Not offensive)
  6. Press release: May be offensive to Bill Gates
  7. Humor - Compendium Of Chicken Jokes (2nd of 5)
  8. Trick or Treat!!!
  9. Dianacrash jokes(offensive to all Dianafans)
  10. Re: Humor - Compendium Of Chicken Jokes (2nd of 5)
  11. English
  12. Cat tale (poss. suggestive)
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