The Humor List Postings for September 1997

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOR> Dangers of having a winking problem
  2. Faith by Perspective <may be off. to religious>
  3. College Humor
  4. Possibly offenseive to gynecologists
  5. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  6. God <inoff>
  7. Psychiatrist joke
  8. Surd Times
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2nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Relationships <adult humor>
  2. Riddle (off. to AIDS patients??)
  3. Decision making <not off.>
  4. Computer Hillbillies
  5. RED NECK ETIQUETTE part I(off to REDNECKS, but since they dont
  6. The Days of Old <one possibly offensive word>
  7. Humor - A George Carlin One-Liner
  8. Barbs and other humorous observations
  9. <HUMOR> Internet banking
  10. Forrest Gump
  11. Surd Times : Underground <clean>
  12. Tip for the Day
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3rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Off the Wire
  2. Husbands <adult humor>
  3. bumper snickers <inoff.>
  4. Confucius Say <offensive language, racial stereotype, adult humor>
  5. A Perfect story
  6. FW: marital bliss?
  7. Memo (offensive language)
  8. RED NECK ETIQUETTE (part II) Offensive to Rednecks
  9. HUMOR - Flying in the hot seat
  10. Humor - Latest Scoop
  11. Occupational Status Ranking in Historical Perspective
  12. Di Joke (Joke about Lady Di, very insensitive)
  13. More barbs & others short forms of humor
  14. cybersex (offensive to cybersex losers)
  15. Learning About Love From Songwriters
  16. Equal Opportunities <clean>
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4th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Top Ten juror excuses
  2. Customer Service
  3. Dint drink and squeeze <insensitive to animals>
  4. Rules of Golf
  5. clergy <inoff>
  6. Agriculture
  7. Various jokes with an Indian flavour - Part 1 of 2
  8. Barney Update (may offend "EDUCATORS")
  9. More barbs (including a few Princess Di items)
  10. <No subject given>
  11. Microsoft Furniture
  12. Dr. Verne (Some Cuss Words)
  13. Joke-Clean: Why did the chicken crossed the road?
  14. Doggie Habits <adult>
  15. gardening (Slightly Sexual)
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5th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore on Forms <adult humor>
  2. Joke-Clean:Adam-Eve
  3. Another Engineer Joke <groan>
  4. Various jokes with an Indian flavour - Part 2 of 2
  5. <humor> Barney News Report --RESEND
  6. Salesperson Quiz (may be off. to Wisconsinites, gays)
  7. 3 worst Chinese tortures <off. to testicles>
  8. Ouch! (Adult)
  9. "Liars, Incompetents, Distorters"?
  10. college majors and real life
  11. To My Critics (offensive lang.)
  12. HUMOR - Graduate Students
  13. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
  14. varied <inoff>
  15. Barbs (special section on how to get rid of a live-in)
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6th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Men & Women <adult humor>
  2. Rooster <suggestive>
  3. Humor - Headlines
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7th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Money Matters
  2. Heaven and hell <poss off to the very religious>
  3. Mother Teresa & Princess Diana
  4. Why Queen Lizzie should retire <satire>
  5. Humor - More Headlines (2 of 2)
  6. A friend in need
  7. NN Goofs...]
  8. Classic Epitaphs
  9. Thats Queer! <adult>
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8th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Friends and Neighbors
  2. Something to think about, BUT not for too long!!!
  3. Objective (offensive lang)
  4. Worthwhile quotes
  5. <humor> A Motto
  6. Humor - More Headlines (3 of 3)
  7. prince charles joke(offensive to people from UK or with big ears)
  8. Spam reply Letter <off to Spamers>
  9. More humorous quotes from "The Vent"
  10. Neighbourly Love <clean>
  11. Mail-Order Brides (Adult Theme)
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9th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Young Ladies <adult humor>
  2. A view on marriage <clean>
  3. Mary Poppins
  4. HUMOR: orthodontist <off. W.Virginians>
  5. Tax Revision (adult content)
  6. Dear Ann Landers: (offensive to stupid people)
  7. Explaining the Tobacco Settlement
  8. More barbs from "The Vent" (Several Princess Di items)
  9. Priestly Change (inoff)
  10. Humor - More Headlines (4 of 4)
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10th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Not the Brightest <adult humor>
  2. HUMOR: New breeds of dogs
  3. <HUMOR> Aphorism
  4. It could have been worse
  5. Man (offensive to everyone)
  6. On the beach <sexual>
  7. Top Ten: Why apple bought Power Computing
  8. consulting
  9. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
  10. Complaints <adult,PJ>
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11th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. HUMOR - More Breeds of Dogs
  2. Mothers
  3. She/He Definitions (probably off. to men/women)
  4. Suicide <Inoffensive>
  5. Most Embarrassing (Adult Humor)
  6. Egg and Scientists (off. to scientists)
  7. FW: Hunters tale
  8. <humor> Sams Peanuts
  9. Newsquirk--
  10. Program disclaimer.
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12th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Money Market
  2. POLITICS
  3. Di redux
  4. Speedy Dads <offensive to civil servants>
  5. Twins (Adult)
  6. Hard time (adult humor)
  7. History?
  8. Humor - More Headlines (6 of 6)
  9. [JOKE] Mickeys Divorce <poss. offensive language>
  10. Engineers ...
  11. Metric Conversion Chart
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13th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Secretaries <adult humor>
  2. A Room for the Night
  3. Things a Southerner Would Never Say (offensive to Southerners)
  4. how gullible are we?
  5. Get rid of telemarketers <Off to telemarketers>
  6. Elvis vs Bill Gates (May offend Elvis or Bill Gates fans)
  7. hard questions
  8. Where did we go wrong?
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14th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. "Pulp Fiction" Joke
  2. Men at Golf <some profanity>
  3. Dr. Seuss (offensive lang.)
  4. Irish Joke <offensive to Irishpersons?>
  5. Daily Prayer <poss. off. to religious>, Lady Di
  6. Savoring
  7. RE: Savoring
  8. Humor - Ear Shaped Chocolates
  9. Advise from Dennis Miller <Adult> Part 1 of 2
  10. HUMOR List Traffic Report
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15th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOR> Penis for a day and Michael Jackson
  2. Kids !
  3. What Computer??
  4. Rules (off. to women)
  5. Cannibals (disgusting)
  6. Sick Princess Di jokes from the UK
  7. MBAs vs Lawyers (poss off to Lawyers)
  8. <HUMOR> car wrecks and despised occupations
  9. Various jokes with an Indian flavour
  10. HUMOR - German word for H-Bomb
  11. DENNIS MILLERS ADVICE TO MEN <Adult> Part 2 of 2
  12. Purple Cow Poem: Sequel
  13. Top5 - 9/16/97 - Wrong Mount Everest Guide
  14. Maybe Your Wife & Dog Are FBI Agents
  15. Park-visitors questions - strange but true.
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16th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Some College Humor
  2. Top Ten
  3. Fire ! <sexual content>
  4. PrincessDi <Offensive to a royalist or Di fan>
  5. New TV set (religious)
  6. Great Britain Beer Festival (inoff)
  7. old age <poss off to elderly>
  8. More barbs from the AJCs The Vent
  9. Rabbi up to the bar, boys <off. to Rabbis>
  10. When things go wrong (off. language)
  11. BEER TROUBLESHOOTING FLOW CHART
  12. Fw: Texas humor ??? .Possible offense to rednecks
  13. How stupid are we?!
  14. Realism, optimism and pessimism
  15. family planning
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17th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. "Ladies" & their Johns <adult humor>
  2. Fairy Tale Q&A <clean>
  3. Perspective <adult views>
  4. Work Rules
  5. HUMOR: preacher jokes <not off>
  6. You know your over-the-hill (male perspective)
  7. Princess Di humor (off to mourners)
  8. Humor - He Wasnt Very Bright!
  9. Blind sport
  10. More barbs from the AJC Vent
  11. One hole behind
  12. AFTER QUASIMODO DIED.....
  13. UPGRADING TO WIFE 1.0 (inoff)
  14. Kurt Kobaine & Michael Jackson Quikies <off to fans of both>
  15. Those Blondes
  16. Motorola Mother <adult>
  17. Tip for the Day (Satire, Okay?)
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18th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Princess Di <Offensive to Royalists & Di fans>
  2. Not What it Might Seem <adult humor>
  3. Blondes <Again? Ok, off. to blondes>
  4. The frog and the princess
  5. Candy (adult)
  6. Words from George/Jesus <offensive to Pro-Lifers/Christians>
  7. Humor: Relaxation exercise <prob not offensive>
  8. <HUMOR> Edsel and his new child
  9. Moms advice (Offensive)
  10. Clerical error
  11. Thermodynamics of Hell
  12. Guide For Indian Drivers - Part 1/2
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19th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Just a Little Spam (Advertisement)
  2. Working Girls <adult humor>
  3. Departmental Desiderata
  4. Moneys no object <Adult. Brothel scene>
  5. Going west ! (off. to: none)
  6. Q&A
  7. Another blonde joke (offensive to blondes)
  8. Collected barbs from the ACJ The Vent
  9. Realization: 56 ways to piss off your roomate <off. to weak stomachs!> <long>
  10. My What Big Ears You Have... (Adult)
  11. You May Be An Engineer...
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20th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Dining Out
  2. One wish ...
  3. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
  4. Lesbians and crackers (offensive to lesbians)
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21st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Motivation, Want ad
  2. Exit Laughing
  3. meat-love <no off>
  4. Remember when...
  5. Food Critics
  6. The Grandfather Clock
  7. HUMOR - The Men helped her cause
  8. Remember Meat Clerks? <Inofffensive>
  9. A Geo. Washington Oldie <inoff.>
  10. Guide For Indian Drivers - Part 2/2 <clean>
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22nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Buffaloe theory
  2. Its a long way to Tipperary, too. (Off. to Irish?)
  3. Cunni more, not less <adult humor>
  4. HUMOR - Kids arent so dumb
  5. Nun Painters
  6. Some thoughts....
  7. Relaxation Exercises <unlikely to be offensive>
  8. Planners Lament (off. lang.)
  9. monkey <poss.off. to mothers>
  10. Of water and ties (off to: none)
  11. A few barbs from AJCs The Vent
  12. computers must be male, software compilers must be female
  13. Shit List<rude>
  14. Facts for today
  15. Organ <sexual reference>
  16. Three Women Again <adult>
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23rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Time Marches On (?)
  2. Lightbulb Q&A <clean>
  3. Marriage Cooperation <off. to married women>
  4. Top 20 Ways to Annoy the Radio DJ
  5. Stupid & Stupider (inoff)
  6. Joke
  7. Realization: Some quick doctor jokes (some are adult)
  8. Dieters Guide <ADULT>
  9. Gestures: May be offensive in some cultures
  10. Squaring Up <clean>
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24th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Progress (?)
  2. Di Joke (Sick)
  3. Boarding <May be off. to religious people>
  4. Weird math (not off.)
  5. Only in america!
  6. How bad we had it in the old days
  7. Subject: Dentures & Almonds (clean, off to catholics and people with dentures)
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25th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Some BASIC differences <adult>
  2. Unexpected Answers <some adult humor>
  3. Improving Work (sarcastic)
  4. Postal Service (poss. off. to boxers)
  5. You might be from Wisconsin if (poss off to Wisconsinites)
  6. HUMOR: this is a test
  7. Barbs from the AJC The Vent
  8. corporate rowing
  9. Punctuation <clean>
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26th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Men Talk <adult humor>
  2. Eyesight <practically clean>
  3. Flowers!
  4. Age Happens
  5. This sounds like an Engineers Way to Fix a Problem <poss. off. to dog lovers>
  6. ten speed and the corvette
  7. A Poem for Moms and Dads
  8. Deoxyribonucleic... <off. to dyslectics>
  9. Airplane Politics
  10. Another Dyslexic gag <off. to dyslexics>
  11. Shit<nasty>
  12. Another darwinian selection (clean)
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27th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Parrots <Foul Language (1 of 2)>
  2. The Spoken Word <some adult language>
  3. Rejected State Mottos
  4. Weird math (not off.)
  5. Ydslexia (continued)
  6. parrot joke (foul language)
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28th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. JimJrs Fan Mail
  2. Chelsea Top Ten List
  3. F@!K: interesting and colourful word (WARNING: the "F" word)
  4. Tip for the Day -- Relationships
  5. dis..dis..oh, sod it
  6. grow up! (poss. offensive to bears)
  7. Oh the Wife .. <clean>
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29th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The winner? <adult sexual>
  2. Mafioso Q&A <clean>
  3. The Published JimJr
  4. So this homosexual comic goes into a nightclub... (off to homophobes)
  5. Misc. puns (not off.)
  6. Catagory of viruss(off to computer viruses)
  7. McDonalds Top Ten (adult content)
  8. Humor: How they make those foods look so good on TV
  9. Fwd: Bunch of drunks
  10. Writing Contest
  11. Dianas killing and Indian repercussions <off. to no one!>
  12. Wishes (poss off to old ladies and cat lovers)
  13. Humor: Photography
  14. Marv Albert Joke (risque)
  15. Why you shouldnt sleep on the beach
  16. More dyslexic humour
  17. Love.. <clean>
  18. Barn Name
  19. A Little Birdie <Adult Language>
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30th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Actual newpaper headlines
  2. Salesmanship
  3. Mens Rules for Women <may be offensive to women>
  4. Princess Di Conspiracy Theory <clean but tasteless>
  5. Chinese detective (sexual)
  6. Corporate Astrology
  7. Trick or Treat!!!
  8. More barbs for AJCs column "the Vent"
  9. REALLY CORNY
  10. blushing penguin (sexual inuendo)
  11. old age (offensive I guess)
  12. Planning Ahead ....A leg up.....not offensive
  13. Musings
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