The Humor List Postings for August 1997

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1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore on Dating <adult humor>
  2. Sheltie Snow Cone
  3. Medical jokes <adult>
  4. Rope Joke
  5. offensive to fred astair fans?
  6. Southern ventings
  7. HUMOR Digest - 31 Jul 1997 to 1 Aug 1997
  8. Hookers and cabbies (not as bad as the title sounds)
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Marriage
  2. HUMOR - Time
  3. Actual questions posed by lawyers <may be off. to lawyers>
  4. Humor: Never . . .
  5. SPEED III (no off)
  6. 7 Dwarfs (offensive to dwarfs & Catholics)
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Politics
  2. more real questions asked by lawyers--this time w/answers <poss. off. to lawyers
  3. offensive to Mormons
  4. Ultimate product warnings
  5. Optimists and Pessimists <not offensive>
  6. Shipwrecked
  7. HUMOR List Traffic Report
  8. Confession Humor <offensive to Catholics>
  9. Body language <adult>
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. These days...
  2. Humor - Redneck Games
  3. math proplem
  4. Mafioso (poss. offensive to Italians)
  5. 11:00 News
  6. Misc quotes <inoff.>
  7. <HUMOR> Film Reviews (off. to movie lovers)
  8. The Best Of ...<clean>
  9. The Rules To Bedroom Golf <adult content>
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Put Downs
  2. Mafioso Q&A <clean as whistle>
  3. More misc quotes <inoff.>
  4. A fable from the East ... with a modern twist
  5. Croak
  6. Murphy & Doctors (not off.)
  7. Lumberjack Story <clean>
  8. Signs your cat may be neurotic
  9. Letting off steam -- oneliners and other bits of humor
  10. Golf Joke
  11. Lab Rabbit Escapes
  12. Advice (not off.)
  13. The Governess
  14. Words of Advice for Young People (some 4 letter words)
  15. oldie but goodie
  16. copyright
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Drinking
  2. Blinded by your side <maybe off. to lame blind & blond
  3. Madrigal <clean & rather moronic>
  4. A Few Truths About .. <clean>
  5. Riddle (off to Mafioso)
  6. Humor: real life....
  7. Humor: fortune cookie <not off.>
  8. Coaches (poss. off. to Indiana fans)
  9. Funny News <clean>
  10. How much??? (not off.)
  11. Microsoft 666
  12. Drivers (probably off. to everyone)
  13. Top Ten List Clinton Changes at the White House <clean enough for late night TV>
  14. Take Off <clean>
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Do-it-YourSelf Ethnic Humor
  2. mission impossible <no off.>
  3. Request for repost
  4. The Plan (may be offensive - lang.)
  5. Interesting Facts <clean for the most part>
  6. Tough Questions pt. 1/3
  7. Thats not Vonnegut!
  8. Friendly neighbors
  9. Various ventings & other bits of humor
  10. HUMOR: Corporate Merger to Take Place...
  11. A Kiss Is Essential <clean,off. to those who dont like kisses>
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Football Seasons Here
  2. A thought on marriage <Clean & Inspirational>
  3. Tough Questions pt. 2/3
  4. Spelling Bee <vulgarity,politicians>
  5. Early Retirement (adult content)
  6. Humor-Weird (but true) Reference questions
  7. Humor?.....you decide...
  8. Brain Droppings by George Carlin <F-Word> 1 of ??
  9. The Sunscreen Commencement Speech (part 1 of 2 parts)
  10. Interesting Facts: Part Two (2) <clean as yesterdays>
  11. Some drinking jokes
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Spoken Word <adult humor>
  2. Golf joke and apology <racial>
  3. Tough Questions pt. 3/3
  4. Longivity <Inoffensive>
  5. The Sunscreen Commencement Speech (part 2 of 2 parts)
  6. Honeymoon Jokes
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Ladies Rate the Guys <adult humor>
  2. Twelve additional things Baptists should boycott
  3. Colombus and all that
  4. A Poem
  5. idiot award <usure of source>
  6. Clinton
  7. Pun (Clean)
  8. Humor - Fat As A Pig
  9. Factful Rhymes <clean>
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Sex, the Act <adult humor>
  2. Answering Machines <clean>
  3. Mir Station Warning (inoff.)
  4. Bday marriage problem (off. to unthinking husbands)
  5. sex jokes <mildly risque>
  6. Bar humor
  7. Cinderalla, Satisfaction, Too hot???
  8. Undocumented feature in Windows 95! (Suggestive)
  9. General Halftrack (Mildly Offensive)
  10. Clinton attacked!
  11. Man & Woman - The Essential Differences <clean>
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Baltimore Maryland - One Tuff Town !
  2. Pope Joke (off to Pope fans)
  3. Assorted Laffs (not too off.)
  4. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
  5. 20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate
  6. Country Humor [not offensive]
  7. Assicons (of questionable taste)
  8. Sexual Problems? <adult>
  9. Rabbit
  10. Practical joke: Target Groom
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. US Imports
  2. Hickphonics (off. to rednecks and/or southeners)
  3. Humor-Wells Fargo
  4. On Health Issues:Ogling!!!<adult>
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Various (adult themes)
  2. Surgeons
  3. The movie that was not made
  4. Private Investigation <adult theme>
  5. Vintage Brit Humor
  6. New English Words #2 <clean>
  7. HUMOR: Ballerina Dance
  8. Poem (adult content)
  9. MIR spacestation update
  10. Didja hear--farm jokes <groaners but inoff>
  11. George Carlins Brain Droppings...<Adult lang>
  12. Off the Wire
  13. An Honest Resume (non offensive)
  14. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
  15. Parody of German tabloid journalism
  16. Male Answer Syndrome
  17. Top5 - 8/15/97 - New Movies Starring Christian Slater
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. School Daze <adult humor>
  2. Job Interviews--top 35 losers (fwd)
  3. Gen X Lingo
  4. HUMOR - More on baking
  5. George Carlin Brain Droppings <Adult lang>
  6. Humor: How to sing the blues
  7. Humor-More Weird (but true) Reference questions
  8. Marital bliss (adult, offensive, sexual refs.)
  9. Hare Rasing Story
  10. Cows
  11. INEFFECTIVE DAILY AFFIRMATIONS pt. 1 of 2
  12. Nagging Wives
  13. George Carlins Brain Droppings <Adult lang>
  14. mildly sexually offensive-specially if you are a woodpecker
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Women & Sex <adult humor>
  2. Bed of rails
  3. George Carlins Brain Droppings <Adult lang>
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Wisdom Doesnt Always Come w/Age <adult humor>
  2. HUMOR - They were all in on it!
  3. One For Sandbox Set
  4. Fire ants
  5. Golden Jubilee Celebrations <clean>
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5-8/18/97 - Signs Youre on a Mafia Hit List
  2. Comebacks and Twists <adult humor>
  3. HUMOR - More 5th & 6th grade science
  4. Topical humor (off???)
  5. oldie but goodie
  6. INEFFECTIVE DAILY AFFIRMATIONS pt. 2 of 2
  7. Residency Day One <adult>
  8. mildly sexual
  9. Jobs, Satan Announce Deal
  10. Surd Time Again! <clean>
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Sex on Campus <adult humor>
  2. Yugo vs Rolls-Royce
  3. THE ULTIMATE URBAN LEGEND (off. to conspiracy believers)
  4. HUMOR - Teamsters
  5. letter from school
  6. a shortie
  7. drunk <risque>
  8. Height of Mixed Emotions
  9. Doris & Fred <adult>
  10. More Atlanta J-C Vents
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Advice & Observations by JimJr
  2. House Special <adult and gross as hell>
  3. Rejection <may be off. to religious people>
  4. Apples saviour ... not! (off. to MS)
  5. Tip for the Day
  6. Humor - Icebreaker = Hot Water
  7. Fw: (U) English Lessons
  8. Sean Connery Accident
  9. Computer Illiterate Support Call <clean>
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Big City Traffic
  2. Growing Young <clean>
  3. Humor - A Different Perspective (Adult)
  4. Abby Highlights
  5. The top 51 worst pick up lines
  6. Work v. Prison <Not offensive>
  7. HUMOR - Hows that?
  8. Chicken Cake (Adult Humor)
  9. Speech impediment <adult theme>
  10. Army pipe specifications
  11. Dont Forget You Ferritin
  12. Just fun <no off>
  13. Algorithm For A Hindi Movie <clean>
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Happy holidays <no off.>
  2. Childbirth
  3. Stress Diet
  4. Microsoft Husband <Sexual theme>
  5. HUMOR: minor scandal
  6. $2 Billion B-2 Bomber Not Totally Stealthy During Rainstorms
  7. (s)Hit List (offensive language about fecal matter)
  8. Mt. St. Helens Catastrophe
  9. Martians & Venusians
  10. Thinking about being a parent?
  11. <humor> Lincoln and Kennedy {revised}
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. JimJr Jr Gets Married
  2. church bulletin bloopers <inoff>
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Men at Sex <adult humor>
  2. More Church Bloopers (part 2) <inoffensive>
  3. HUMOR - Parody
  4. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  5. Intelligence <clean,WARNING:PJ>
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Strange but True
  2. The temp <clean but uncharacteristically long>
  3. More church bulletin bloopers (part 3) <inoff>
  4. Retirement (adult humor)
  5. Scurrilous Colonel Bogey Lyrics
  6. HUMOR - Eat all you want!
  7. New York City Rats
  8. Humor: Offensive to elected officials
  9. Humor - Robot Wrestling
  10. mildly suggestive
  11. Church humor
  12. sick prostitute joke
  13. NATIONAL CONDOM MONTH SLOGANS
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Dining Out
  2. Bike <poss off to engineers>
  3. Humor:Offensive to MicroSoft
  4. Giddy-up, Tonto! <adult, racial stereotype>
  5. HUMOR Digest - 25 Aug 1997 to 26 Aug 1997
  6. Little Old Ladies (adult)
  7. Microsoft A La Carte
  8. I didnt know you used that!
  9. Eight Elephant Jokes II
  10. Have an anagram
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Golf Humor
  2. For all you baseball fans <off.to Yankees>
  3. Humor: actual lines from OER
  4. Customer Service (offensive language)
  5. Collection of short funnies
  6. Retirement (Reprise) - slightly risque
  7. Scurrilous Hitler lyrics (scurrilous)
  8. Humor - High Tech vs Low Tech
  9. Windows 95 Bits n Pieces
  10. Subject: George Carlins Brain Droppings <Adult lang>
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. "Of" and maybe "By"; but not always "For"
  2. Nice line <no ff>
  3. Prayer (may be offensive to religious)
  4. A couple with Indian flavour <not off.>
  5. 40 Ways Men Fail In Bed - Part 1/2 <adult>
  6. Who said engineers were dumb? (off. to programmers)
  7. Eight shorties
  8. You should also know where your towel is! <humor>
  9. Humor - The Ultimate Anarchist Party <goofy>
  10. Guys Questionairre (off to males....)
  11. Patriotism
  12. Traveling Salesmen (poss. offensive to handicapped)
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A visit to the vet
  2. Egocentric Boss ?
  3. Top5 - 8/27/97 - Signs that MTV is Getting Old
  4. Rest of Guyness Quotient
  5. Beer-Me Diet
  6. Chicken Crosses Road?? <fairly inoffensive. unless you have no humor sense>
  7. 40 Ways Men Fail In Bed - Part 2/2 <adult>
  8. the UPS worker
  9. Wizard of Oz -1997 style <Offensive to Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton fans> and the UPS joke of the day <offensive to all you Teamsters out there>
  10. Great graduate school joke: Thesis
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. JimJr Quickies <some adult humor>
  2. flat tire <off. lang.; off. to religious>
  3. Dogs Vs Computers (Not Offensive)
  4. offensive to women (maybe)
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Chatterboxes
  2. HUMOR - Dont eat no squirrel brains no more!
  3. Healthy Habits
  4. Mans best friend <inoff.>/Heaven <inoff.>
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