The Humor List Postings for June 1997

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1st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. All Kinds of Sex <adult humor>
  2. Promotion Blues (might be offensive to colonels)
  3. the Major (sexual), Baby Talk (language), MSFT (clean)
  4. A dumb smoker<may be off. to smokers>
  5. HUMOR List Traffic Report
  6. Smuggling <clean>
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2nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Women <adult humor>
  2. Children, Part 3 <clean>
  3. My first time Ever<may be slightly offensive>
  4. The Dentist (Adult)
  5. On Marriage <adult>
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3rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Income Taxes
  2. money in Boston
  3. Addected to the Net
  4. <HUMOR> New Breeds of Dogs
  5. Joke-Rated: Manners
  6. Daves Lines Of The Week (3/17-3/21)
  7. Bad academic writing <heavy humor>
  8. new terms (inoffensive)
  9. STORIES ABOUT MY DUMB, VERY DUMB COUSIN...
  10. Kid stories
  11. A Walk in the Park <may offend gay, homeless>
  12. On Driving <clean>
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4th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. apt descriptions
  2. A Lesson in Etymology (clean)
  3. Fashion and Style
  4. Friars flowers
  5. <HUMOR> A Couple of OBGs about Hell
  6. HUMOR:offensive to women...mildly]
  7. Kids tall tale about adult relative
  8. Hurricane Survival Quiz
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5th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Women Shoppers
  2. Doctors <may be off. to Doctors, but not meant to>
  3. Girlfriend Catalog (innuendo), the Constable (clean)
  4. Humor: Construction Definitions
  5. Old Time Slang <Clean>
  6. <HUMOR> Flatulence Categorized (bodily functions warning)
  7. And you thought YOU were having a bad day!
  8. Low premium insurance scheme for elephants (real news)
  9. The Diary of a Digital Boatowner
  10. Humor - Its A Wacky World
  11. Its all about choices...
  12. followup and online humor
  13. A gold miners problems<adult>
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6th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. College Daze <adult humor>
  2. Dear Abby (clean, part 1/2)
  3. Doctors, Part 2 <may be off. to Doctors, but not meant to>
  4. What was Jesus?
  5. Melrose Place
  6. Language Precision...
  7. Civil War ( may be offensive to yankees!)
  8. Embarrassment <clean>
  9. youre not in college anymore
  10. Poem, <Adult>
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7th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Sex, some variety <adult humor>
  2. Doctors, Part 3 <may be off. to Doctors, but not meant to>
  3. Humor - Its A Wacky World
  4. News from the Galileo spacecraft (slightly suggestive)
  5. You might be in education if....
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8th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Code for dumping girls
  2. & You thought you had a bad day..
  3. Clinton, the Political Acrobat
  4. Dear Abby (clean, part 2/2)
  5. The Golfing Preacher
  6. The Japanese Elections <offensive to Japanese, Mexicans>
  7. Humor - Its A Wacky World
  8. (HUMOR) African King
  9. an oldie, but goodie
  10. HUMOR - Poetry offensive to Rednecks
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9th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A True Story...
  2. Mental Health
  3. The Diagonosis <adult>
  4. Clintons Simplified Tax Form
  5. HUMOR: Offensive to W.Va......
  6. The Confessional ("f" word)
  7. Bull Story (Sexual content)
  8. Womens Place <slightly offensive to women>
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10th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Faith and Religion
  2. Mother & Girlfriend (Unfair to my mother)
  3. Humor: wacky news
  4. Golf and heaven (F-word)...
  5. Womens Hats <slightly risqui>
  6. You are what you think she wants you to be<Complimentary/Offensive to certain ethnic groups and blondes, depending on your perspective> <sexual content>
  7. Uncomplete Pendejos clasification (Warning: strong languaje, highly offensive to pendejos)
  8. Joke-rated : Lil Johhny
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11th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Justice
  2. Genie, Melrose (both clean), Carnival Date (innuendo)
  3. Giving is better than taking <no off>
  4. The Three Women <adult>
  5. <HUMOR> IT IS A CONSPIRACY
  6. La Solterona <Sick humor>
  7. CLEANLINESS <Clean, of course>
  8. Still a virgin after all these years (SLIGHT sexual content, offensive to lawyers, contractors, English profs, and psychiatrists)
  9. Humor - Its A Wacky World
  10. PHILOSPHIES TO GET YOU THROUGH THE DAY
  11. The Astronaut Pen
  12. Do you deserve to drive a Mercedes? (Possible offensive to Mercedes Benz Owners)
  13. Social Thinker
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12th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A couples life
  2. Male Logic <adult humor>
  3. kids
  4. kiddie quotes (part 3) (G) (fwd)
  5. Eight Elephant Jokes
  6. <No subject given>
  7. Stupid people (clean, possibly offensive to people from Arkansas and anyone who still believes that the Hale-Bopp comet will take them to a better life)
  8. Barbies wed like to see
  9. A New Strategy for Dealing with Telemarketers
  10. some Yiddishe humor
  11. Questions of life
  12. Humor - Office Jargon (Part 1.)
  13. Signs the Enterprise is Nearing the End of its Warranty
  14. The battle. ( well, maybe a little too stupid joke )
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13th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Young Love <Adult Humor>
  2. haircuts
  3. Bills New Mansion (clean)
  4. Murphys Laws for Frequent Flyers <clean>
  5. A Royal Fart
  6. Blonde joke
  7. Humor - Office Jargon (part 2 of 2)
  8. The Graham Cracker Boomerang Effect
  9. Horse joke <shouldnt be offensive>
  10. With Feeling <off. to blind people>
  11. Project Manager definitions
  12. Bedtime story <sexual content>
  13. whats your order?
  14. New Reasons for Not Going to Work
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14th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Traveling Sex <adult humor>
  2. How to Repel Unwanted Company (innuendo)
  3. Kisses from A Lady
  4. Triple Martinis
  5. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
  6. Some more Yiddish humor
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15th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Just Lookin <some adult humor>
  2. Get your priorities straight <mild sexual content> <offensive to womens rights>
  3. What are you? (off. politicians)
  4. Yiddish joke
  5. Divorce
  6. Dr joke, mildly offensive
  7. A Guide To Man-Machine Interface
  8. Little Lizy <adult>
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16th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Yuppette Dating <some adult humor>
  2. Australian story
  3. Women Seeking Men
  4. Top5 - 6/16/97 - Items in the Tobacco Companies Deal
  5. KICKING THE GAMBLING HABIT (off. to teachers??)
  6. Politicians: should we warn them?
  7. Tact
  8. QE I and QE II <gross, off. to olfactorily enhanced)
  9. A hairy piece <no off>
  10. One liners
  11. HUMOR - One of each
  12. Notice <clean>
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17th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Sports
  2. Fry Tim McVeigh (clean)
  3. A Pronouncement to the International Humor Community
  4. Top Ten List (poss. off. to Christians)
  5. Close Call <vulgar, racial stereotypes>
  6. Bill Gates Home
  7. What it means when a man says, "I love you" to a woman <somewhat offensive to women>
  8. Family Quarrels
  9. The bill.
  10. Wedding Anniversary <adult>
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18th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. The Gentle Sex <adult humor>
  2. Little Johnny <adult themes>
  3. Tax Matters <clean>
  4. Father knows best <no off>
  5. Barbender (off. to drunks)
  6. Brainless Olympics (not offensive)
  7. GOSSIP & GOSSIPING
  8. Law Enforcement (off. to animals)
  9. Froggy <sexual content> (fwd)
  10. Humor - Names
  11. HUMOR:offensive to women, suggestive
  12. College grads gift toDad
  13. The ensign
  14. The Wait <clean>
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19th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Baby Deliver (off. to Mailmen)
  2. Worrisome to those counting on the USAF
  3. Husbands & Wives <adult humor>
  4. Vocation <off. to us Catholics>
  5. Marketing Blunders (clean)
  6. Arkansaas Reading Test
  7. Alligatoris Fidelis <adult>
  8. If they married . . . (not off.)
  9. Not heard on ER
  10. <No subject given>
  11. What I learned from action movies.
  12. <HUMOR> interactive Knock Knock (contains ref to broadway)
  13. The priest & the boy.
  14. Humor - Breadsticks
  15. Cannibal Jokes <potentially offensive to just about everyone on the planet>
  16. Top5 - 6/20/97 - Signs Youre At a Bad Law Schoo
  17. Ancient Egyptian Riddle <clean>
  18. LA People <off. to Los Angelos>
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20th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Software Joke (off. to Wives)
  2. The Cost of Sex <adult humor>
  3. Out of history <no off>
  4. Lepers <off. to lepers>
  5. Parental Humor
  6. A Nash Classic <inoffensive>
  7. HUMOR
  8. Humor - Profundities* (Pt.1 of 2)
  9. <Humor> Sam and Janet Revisited
  10. Brian Dead <sexual content>
  11. FEAR
  12. Said to be true (adult urban legend)
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21st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Is This Any Way to Run an Airline ?
  2. Humor - Profundities* (Pt.2 of 2)
  3. Cameron Column #49
  4. the lemon (may be offensive to IRS employees)
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22nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. The Contest
  2. Moore on English
  3. Ode to Four-Letter Words (language)
  4. Practical jokes: Bumper stinkers
  5. science jokes <offensive to scientists>
  6. Another leper joke <off to lepers>
  7. If Males Could Menstruate (Cleanish)
  8. new chairman JCS
  9. The Religious Bear
  10. NYC Restaurant Joke <Offensive to NYC Restauranters and Japanese Businessmen>
  11. Definitely offensive to psychiatrists (mine hated this)
  12. Honeymoon <rude>
  13. Lite poetry, Leg Work
  14. What Does Your Daddy Do?
  15. Re-installing Windows
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23rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. HighJinks at State Highway
  2. Confused? <clean>
  3. Limericks (adult themes)
  4. Doctor, Masses, Lil Johnny (sexual themes)
  5. elevator
  6. HUMOR IN HEADLINES <no off>
  7. Lite verse (4)
  8. A fly in my soup joke
  9. Marriage & Peanuts (not off.)
  10. Humor: Another airline joke <clean>
  11. Humor: offensive to Lesbians/suggestive
  12. kiddie quotes (part 5) (fwd)
  13. A Chain letter (Sh*t refferences)
  14. Two classic suggestive jokes
  15. Physically Correct
  16. The Interview <clean,offensive to blondes only>
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24th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Regional Differences <adult humor>
  2. Application to Live in New Jersey <ethnic stereotypes> (fwd)
  3. HUMOR - racy sperm joke
  4. The barmaid
  5. "Beware of Bird" & "Proper attire"
  6. Technical Support (clean)
  7. Chess (off. to Chess Players)
  8. Yugo humor<clean)
  9. Two men working (offensive to gov employees)
  10. Voodoo Dick <Adult Themes & Naughty words>
  11. more leper jokes <off. to lepers>
  12. Humor - Kiddie Quotes
  13. Humor - Kiddie Quotes - Apology
  14. Twins <Hey dude, really bad joke, man!!>
  15. Down With Cruelty To Men :) <clean>
  16. Joke Clean...Misc Thoughts
  17. Top5 - 6/25/97 - Plays Shakespeare Didnt Publish
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25th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Modern Dating <adult humor>
  2. Two Mexicans <offensive to Mexicans)
  3. Ordering fast food
  4. Childhood Disease <Adult>
  5. More E. European auto humor (off to EE auto owners)
  6. Last Wish <possibly offensive to women :) >
  7. HUMOR: cute yo mamma <not off>
  8. Mickey and Goofy <pos. offensive to Southern Baptists>
  9. Having a ball <adult>
  10. Application test to humor contributors list. <adult humor>
  11. Nun Joke <adult>
  12. FW: HOW DOES A CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
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26th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. One offensive word
  2. Now I Set Me...
  3. Public Bathroom <offensive if this is a redistribution>
  4. <Humor> Metaphors, Dire
  5. safe sex
  6. Humor about knowledge
  7. The hardware store ( strong languaje )
  8. Definitions for the family
  9. The Creation <irreverent joke>
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27th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. (Dis)Order in the Court
  2. Introduction to Chinese (may be offensive to Chinese)
  3. Politically Correct, Absence Excuses (both clean)
  4. How to Kill a SD Eel <adult, old joke>
  5. Daily Prayer?
  6. Emergency Room stories (gross)
  7. old but still funny <no off>
  8. How to Win at Wordsmanship (not offensive to anyone except, perhaps, some bureaucrats)
  9. 2 winners of the Academic Job description contest <fake>
  10. A Field Exercise
  11. Humor: clean joke
  12. Camping Trip <REALLY GROSS!>
  13. Batman Humor
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28th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Women of All Ages <adult humor>
  2. American movies
  3. French language police in Canada
  4. True errors from manuscripts submitted to editors <warning: some are from x-rate
  5. Humor:Math Jokes
  6. Will Rogers (Not Off.)
  7. Fake job openning for Dean at Honesty University
  8. A Little Story (innuendo)
  9. Chinese Dictionaries (might be off. to Chinese)
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29th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Trio of Jokes <adult/sexual humor>
  2. New English Words <clean>
  3. Paradoxical question (clean)
  4. The best of recent AJCs The Vent (Disney-SBaptist section)
  5. Shopping Confusion
  6. The dangers of speech recognition
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30th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. At the restaurant
  2. Family Glimpses
  3. Father Knows <practically clean>
  4. Back Home <adult>
  5. Three Quick Ones <suggestive, offensive to the obese>
  6. Gorilla joke (may be offensive to gorillas and chihuahuas)
  7. Gorilla Joke (Offensive to Gorillas and Chihuahuas)
  8. Language barrier
  9. slightly offensive to Catholics and Jews
  10. Alligator Shoes <Offensive to the USMC (Semper Fi!!)>
  11. Scoring with women
  12. Joke-clean: memory clinic
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