The Humor List Postings for May 1997

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:27 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Farms and Farmers (some adult humor>
  2. Creative Answering Machines, Part 2 <clean>
  3. Jewish Joke (Not offensive)
  4. The CEO (clean), English (clean)
  5. cool things - car faster than light
  6. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
  7. Suicide...............Unoffensive
  8. Condoms................Possibly offensive to females
  9. Tech Support <offensive to computer-illiterate>
  10. Sluggo Press Release
  11. Why Hurry?
  12. Actor wannabee <profane>
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Misc Humor
  2. Building a wonderful resume!
  3. Math Test (socially off.), Name Game (clean)
  4. Actor wannabee <profane, one word>
  5. Some peace and quiet <rude, adult>
  6. Humor - Geoge Carlins One Liners
  7. Being a Brotha... (Language)
  8. Knowledge is power <no off.>
  9. Emergencies?! <risque>
  10. HUMOR: Ellen
  11. Van Goghs Relatives
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Doctors <some adult humor>
  2. This Wacky World (clean)
  3. HUMOR - offensive to Brocleigh
  4. Family Stress Test
  5. bartender apprentice <rude>
  6. Sluggo Press Release
  7. You know you are getting old when ...
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Religion <some adult humor>
  2. The marine core... (offensive to Irishmen)
  3. Newtronium <Am political humor>
  4. Top 10 (innuendo), Children (clean), Confucious (innuendo)
  5. PBS Schedule...If...
  6. Electronic Engineers girlfriend
  7. Lesson in Economics
  8. HUMOR Digest - 2 May 1997 to 3 May 1997
  9. Top5 - 5/5/97 - Items in the "Republic of Texas" Constitution (fwd)
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Blankets <adult, rude>
  2. Yuppie Capital of the World
  3. Why arent you married?
  4. Lifes verities (inoffensive)
  5. Cameron Column #46 (clean)
  6. Shortage <Off to people from New Jersey>
  7. Manchester Olympic Bid
  8. Chinese humor found on the Indian Discussion List
  9. <HUMOR> The Toddler and the Yardstick
  10. URBAN LEGEND <satire>
  11. Yo momma and some other stuff... <offensive to mothers, overweight people, and Irishmen. rude>
  12. The Rules (possibly off. to women)
  13. HUMOR List Traffic Report
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Military <some adult humor>
  2. Reasons for loving England <clean>
  3. The Jerks (clean) by Patrick Hanifin
  4. The soup (gross)
  5. Malaprops & FireEngines(not off)
  6. Humor:Year 2K Programmers
  7. And they let these guys fly!?
  8. Correct Voltage
  9. Yardsticks & feathers
  10. Virus
  11. Vegetable Love (not off.)
  12. How to photograph a Puppy
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Religious Humor <adult humor>
  2. <HUMOR> Quote from the British PM
  3. NEW Seinfeld-isms (clean)
  4. Cats <clean>
  5. Indian Scouting report <Offensive to buffalos>
  6. Memo from the "Republic of Texas" Tourism Bureau
  7. Checking Account (offensive language)
  8. My favorite word...
  9. news stories
  10. Attention Shoppers... (not offensive)
  11. THE ISLAM ALGORITHM (May be offensive to muslimss)
  12. HickPhonics (off to people in the south)
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Drinking
  2. Mother-In-Law Compendium
  3. HUMOR - The Ant and the Grasshopper
  4. Guru joke and Seagull humor
  5. Lights and Liberty (somewhat risque)
  6. The Genie <Adult>
  7. HUMOR - offensive to pedofiles
  8. Sex and sports <OK, not for children>
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. English, the Language <adult humor>
  2. Terrorize Your Roomie (1/4, language)
  3. religious experience <not offensive>
  4. How To Woo A Female <adult>
  5. International marketing mistakes <slightly adult>
  6. Quiet bass players
  7. Subject: YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT IF... (offensive to liberals & democrats)
  8. Rejecting Rejection Letter
  9. penny-wise <poss off to very rich>
  10. Waiting Until Shes Old Enough
  11. new address
  12. infidelity <offensive to Third Reich>
  13. Wingwipers Whine <clean>
  14. Miners (might be off. to miners)
  15. One Liners
  16. Real groaner (pun)
  17. Fish & Chips <groan!>
  18. Do you think this merits an NEA grant?
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Happy Mothers Day
  2. Handful of PJs <clean>
  3. THE CREATION BY COMPUTER (Long!)
  4. Guiness Stout <off to the Irish>
  5. HUMOR - Mothers Day
  6. Hidden dating signs <adult>
  7. The Bill of No Rights
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Crowded bus (vulgar)
  2. Men and Women <Adult Humor>
  3. Ode to MOM (1)
  4. The "Orange" Mystery <Mild sexual content>
  5. Humor:What am I?
  6. HUMOR - penis envy?
  7. Terrorize Your Roommate (2/4)
  8. American tourist in Mexico <sick, sexual>
  9. Humorous New Quips
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. A Few Women Jokes <adult humor>
  2. Waiter waiter <slightly rude>
  3. Afterlife <mention of sex>
  4. The parrots..
  5. Terrorize Your Roommate (3/4, language)
  6. Ode to MOM (2)
  7. The Button
  8. Clone pun
  9. "The Nun" <Adult>
  10. A Horse named Buddy
  11. Life After Birth <clean>
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Charity <some adult humor>
  2. Quote (off. R. Catholics?)
  3. Terrorize Your Roommate (4/4, language)
  4. From Good to Bad to Worse
  5. Pool Safety (penile theme)
  6. Id love to, but... (1 of 3)
  7. Nuns in Heaven <Adult>
  8. The waiters spoon
  9. Bus route
  10. Elmo joke (cute)
  11. The Polly Nomial Story <clean>
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Yuppies Ride Again <adult humor>
  2. Hamsters
  3. humor <clean & short>
  4. Humor: more bumper stickers
  5. MJs Money (clean), Medicine (clean but ick!)
  6. HUMOR: Military Problem Solving <clean>
  7. A man walks into a bar...
  8. Ten Commandments
  9. Members <adult>
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. <No subject given>
  2. New cult
  3. Daves Top 10 (innuendo)
  4. Law School (Possibly off. to lawyers)
  5. Caesar pun
  6. The Samurais
  7. HUMOR: Kasparovs trash talk <off. Kasparov>
  8. Origin of Streaking
  9. Id love to, but (2 of 3)
  10. Fear of Friaring (Air Sickness Bag Advisory)
  11. <humoR ?> Paltry Poultry Pun...
  12. Gimme three beers, please <no warning necessary>
  13. Blonde Joke(off. to blondes?)
  14. Wanna Go Hi_Tech? <clean>
  15. TOP TEN CHANGES FOX WILL BRING TO THE DODGERS
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Women, God luv em <some adult humor>
  2. Veterinarian <rude>
  3. Weirdos, the Gift and Quotes (all clean)
  4. Where are my Nikes???
  5. Humor:adult....suggestive
  6. An arab in the UK <maybe off. to Arabs>
  7. may be offensive to lawyers
  8. Wight loss at at all cost <Off Language >
  9. short joke, <suggestive, rude>
  10. Costume party
  11. Nudist joke (courtesy of Myron Cohen)
  12. Juggler
  13. Five reasons computers must be female...
  14. Wanna Go Hi_Tech?
  15. Blond jokes
  16. :Unofficial Non-Chain Letter
  17. Bumper Stickers I ACTUALLY saw in one day!! (yeah right!!)
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Justice System <adult humor>
  2. The Flatulant Husband (clean)
  3. letter of recommendation
  4. HUMOR: and clean too
  5. Veterinarian <rude> try again
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Sex <explicit sexual humor>
  2. crash again and again("SH.." word in first bit).
  3. WARNINGS (clean), Daves Top 10 (innuendo)
  4. farmer joke (offensive to farmers and vets)
  5. Drivers and Driving
  6. Top5 - 5/16/97 - Signs You Wont Beat a Computer at Chess
  7. HUMOR - Hockey
  8. Humorous News Quips
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore on Yuppies <some adult humor>
  2. At the doctors...
  3. Perception Helps <clean>
  4. Top5 - 5/19/97 - Signs Your Inner Child is Unhappy
  5. The Cameron Column #47 (clean)
  6. Rules of Washington
  7. Id love to, but (3 of 3)
  8. Drug Using Cartoon Suspects
  9. HUMOR: Old Maid
  10. Jungle Humor (clean)
  11. A coupla jokes
  12. introduction to mafia
  13. The Making Of Holmes <clean>
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Army <some adult humor>
  2. The Postman
  3. Daves Top 10 (innuendo)
  4. Humor:The painter, clean
  5. African ethics
  6. Rabbi joke
  7. Animal trainers wanted<Adult >
  8. Prostitutes Vs Computer Consultants <adult>
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Misc Humor <adult>
  2. $250.00 Cookie Recipe FREE!
  3. Creative Insults <clean>
  4. Victoria (clean)
  5. Doin Laundry <nonoffensive sexual content>
  6. Shipwrecked (innuendo)
  7. Not offensive, just funny
  8. subscription
  9. funny stories from Ovi
  10. But I couldnt Find the Grape ... < may offend bimbos, lawyers>
  11. How many times a week would you like to have sex?
  12. Tourist Humor
  13. The Wonders Of The English Language <clean>
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Keeping The Faith
  2. Riddle (sexual)
  3. Medieval English <clean>
  4. alien abductions?
  5. Memo: To all university hospital staff
  6. Spanish Language joke. Sexual Theme
  7. flatulence, mens and womens private parts
  8. Real Headlines (clean)
  9. FOREIGN SIGNS <mostly clean, some implicit>
  10. Darwin Award Candidate (May be offensive to smokers)
  11. mini-AIR May 97 -- Fink Truss, Neandertalia, Wombat 2000, e
  12. Designated Driver?
  13. Humor - Winston Churchill One Liner <earthy>
  14. Lawyers(off. to lawyers, some off. language)
  15. The Plane Ride <May be off. to blacks & whites>
  16. Cool Stuff Around the U.S.A. <clean>
  17. More Wonders Of The English Language <adult>
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Fairer Sex <some adult humor>
  2. Top5 - 5/23/97 - Signs Its Time to Flee Your Country
  3. Medieval English, Part 2 <clean>
  4. Friendly adivce
  5. Criminal Stupidity (clean)
  6. The Gravy Ladle (Theme: priestly promiscuity)
  7. Chicago vs Miami (non-offensive)
  8. Economist jokes <old but not offensive>
  9. The drunken priest (poss. off to christians)
  10. ONE MORE Economist jokes <old but not offensive>
  11. Cool Stuff Around the U.S.A. part 2
  12. Bar Room Jokes <adult themes, sex>
  13. HUMOR- crude
  14. A Question of Faith <not offensive>
  15. English finesse (suggestive)
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Sex <adult humor>
  2. Absent minded lawyers <definitely offensive to lawyers!>
  3. Humor - Its A Wacky World! <adult>
  4. Bad Luck
  5. HUMOR - Mildly suggestive
  6. blind joke(may be offensive to blind people and dogs)
  7. English,The Language
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. unsubscribe
  2. Dating & Relationships <some adult humor>
  3. More lawyer bashing <offensive to lawyers>
  4. Catching a mouse<language>
  5. FWD: Book humor
  6. Letter From Evangelist <adult>
  7. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
  8. A DAY IN THE JUNGLE
  9. <HUMOR> Stuttering Irishmen, blondes and amusing site
  10. The Proctologist <adult>
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Education <some adult humor>
  2. Medieval English, part 3 <clean>
  3. You might be... (clean, part 1/3)
  4. Grammar (slighltly vulgar)
  5. A medical problem (sexual) (fwd)
  6. London bus humor
  7. How do you say...?
  8. Women prefer hunters <sexual content>
  9. Texan humor (mildly offensive)
  10. Condoms For Sale <adult>
  11. Congressmen <off to pedophiles>
  12. Joke-Rated:Obsession
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Yuppies Ride Again <PG - 14>
  2. <HUMOR> Sex and Bangkok
  3. Medieval English, part 4 <clean>
  4. too funny
  5. Men or Women <sexual>
  6. Speeding
  7. Farm Humor (mild language)
  8. You might be... (clean, part 2/3)
  9. Modern version of old joke (not offensive)
  10. Train conductor (slightly offensive)
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. fishy story (sl. suggestive)
  2. Another Lawyer Joke <clean>
  3. Politics <Hopefully, offensive to Politicians>
  4. Medieval English, Part 5 <clean>
  5. Cigarettes (language)
  6. From Todays Newspaper...
  7. Humans Vs. Computers
  8. You might be... (clean, part 3/3)
  9. Definition
  10. After Sales <no off.>
  11. Darwin Award Winner <Offensive to REALLY stupid people>
  12. Zippers <adult>
  13. Dog habits<gross>& survey
  14. The Female Stages Of Life <adult>
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Womens Logic <adult humor>
  2. The Facts of Life... <Sexual>
  3. The Australian
  4. police
  5. Children <clean>
  6. Elevator Laws (clean)
  7. Laying Down the Law <suggestive>
  8. Top5 - 5/28/97 - Pointless Commencement Addresses
  9. And You Thought You Had a Bad Day
  10. Generic disaster movie script <off. to corporate Hollywood>
  11. Fighting hamsters (Kinda gross)
  12. Humor: Noah in modern times <clean>
  13. Classic: florist joke
  14. Two guys in a field <off. to gays>
  15. various jokes (may be offensive to men- but who cares)
  16. Pepsi v.s Coke <adult>
  17. Boots & romance<language>& survey stuff
  18. The Male Stages Of Life <adult>
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Sex all Over <adult humor>
  2. <HUMOR> Tamagotchi
  3. Top5 - 5/29/97 - Signs You Wont Graduate This Term
  4. Children, Part 2 <clean>
  5. A NEW PARENTS DICTIONARY
  6. Horrorscopes
  7. Stupidity Revisited
  8. Little Johnnie <adult/suggestive>
  9. Huge Weight loss
  10. Pope in New York <clean>
  11. Humor:top 10 online lies......
  12. Smart Pills
  13. <HUMOR> Various Adult jokes, some old some new
  14. Father Nunmonger <sexual content; off. to religious>
  15. HUMOR - Ode to a Mammagram
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Maryland State Highway
  2. Desert Island Joke
  3. Biology
  4. <No subject given>
  5. At The Air Base <clean,off to Paks.>
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