The Humor List Postings for April 1997

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Women and Sex <Adult Humor>
  2. A coupla cool lists... (mildly offcolor language)
  3. Computer-related Diseases <clean>
  4. Cannibal Jokes
  5. The Way To Success <adult>
  6. As April 15th rolls around (off to tax collectors and the IRS)
  7. Unanswered questions
  8. Humor: Breaking up by major
  9. Weird Business News
  10. HUMOR: Job opening
  11. A strange add (potentially offensive to almost everybody)
  12. humor: classic: Whos The Boss (lang)
  13. Carribbean Fun
  14. HUMOR - A bee line, clean (uses SOB)
  15. RISKS DIGEST 19.02
  16. Autos!
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2nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. men jokes
  2. Women ! <Adult Humor>
  3. Talking Duck <clean>
  4. The Numbers of The Beast <some sexual content>
  5. Q&A (Disgusting, Offensive to blondes)
  6. Ladder, Pilots, On the Cross (warnings within)
  7. making reservations <clean>
  8. BLONDE JOKE <Crude>
  9. heavens gate humour [obviously disrespectful to the suicidal]
  10. Parrot joke (one expletive)
  11. Top Ten Last Minute Opening Day Strategies for the Pirates
  12. The train accident
  13. Law on the March
  14. making reservations <clean>
  15. HUMOR - $200 Bucks it is... <Somewhat risque>
  16. Rejection Notice
  17. Seminars for Men <off. to men>
  18. heavens gate (may be offensive to cults and space ships)
  19. Humor: Vanishing companion
  20. One Liners <clean>
  21. Jungle Book
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3rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore on Women <Adult Humor>
  2. Office Suites <clean>
  3. Computer Hillbillies (offensive to hillbillies w/o a sense of humor)
  4. Lawsuits (clean), Camel (gross), & the Crash (innuendo)
  5. Humor-Never (clean)
  6. Humor-lecturing a son
  7. Humor -- Milking An Old Gag
  8. On the Cross again (Off. to Christians)
  9. the big dance [insensitive toward the physically handicapped]
  10. Rejected Again
  11. Pickup lines < OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN >
  12. Easter Bunny (offensive to religious Christians)
  13. storis (not offensive)
  14. Sad, sad joke <thats the warning, and the truth>
  15. frisbeetarianism revisited
  16. The Saddle <adult>
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4th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore on Wives
  2. A Roman Urban Legend <clean>
  3. More Student Goofs & The Balloonists (both clean)
  4. Humor - Domestic Violence
  5. Beer Games!!!!
  6. <Humor> Scottish Baseball Fan
  7. A Family Affair (sexual themes)
  8. An actual will filed for probate in Texas (clean)
  9. Explicit Elvis Evidence Exposed! <off. to elvis sighters>
  10. Dirty Jokes! :) <adult humor, offensive>
  11. Questions, offensive to Married people?
  12. Joke/2 Riddles <sick, crude, offensive>
  13. The Black Sheep <Offensive to Black Africans, Missionaries and Animal Rights Activists>
  14. Tickled until you bleed <serious humor>
  15. 3 wishes
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5th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor - Strange Thoughts
  2. Moore on Teenagers
  3. Computer Poem
  4. The Paratrooper & Forest Complaints (warnings within)
  5. Knowing your homonyms....
  6. The little dwarf lady <Offensive to dwarfs>
  7. Humor: Customer Comments
  8. HUMOR: Question <rude language, off. to men>
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6th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. old train joke
  2. Moore on Mrs. Moore <adult humor>
  3. Limbaughs Driver & Never... (clean), Johnny (innuendo)
  4. Engineers and Lawyers <Very offensive to lawyers>
  5. slighly risque humor
  6. HUMOR: Question <rude language, off. to men>
  7. Committed Suicide.. of did he?
  8. Monstrous joke
  9. Humor:Gods Golf Game
  10. HUMOR List Traffic Report
  11. Some little known facts about..<adult>
  12. humor: another star wars top ten
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7th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore on Wives
  2. Office Tips (clean, part 1/2)
  3. caught in the act <mildly risque--no off lang>
  4. Humor -- Is Your Libido Flagging?
  5. HUMOR Digest - 3 Apr 1997 to 4 Apr 1997
  6. stranded engineer (off. to engineers)
  7. The Witch < Bad word >
  8. Cult Suicide <off cult members>
  9. Wanna be in the mafia
  10. Humor: State Mottos
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8th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Office Tips (clean, part 2/2)
  2. The Office
  3. 3 Eskimos (not too offensive)
  4. Star Wars & Sex <mildly adult>
  5. Law on the March
  6. Religious light bulbs
  7. Watch Where You Step
  8. Anti-Smoking Campaign <adult humor>
  9. Engineering School
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9th of April Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. Columbia Maryland Yuppies
  2. <HUMOR> Offensive to Irish jockeys
  3. The Cameron Column #45 (clean)
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9th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Marriage <adult humor>
  2. Brian & Jim (Psychiatric)
  3. Penis - Adult
  4. Chocolate vs Sex (Adult humor)
  5. Dear Wife, Dear Husband <adult humor>
  6. English and German!!! (clean), Coboy (off. language)
  7. Law on the March
  8. HUMOR: Sound Advice
  9. Haircuts <possibly offensive to women>
  10. Humor - Sassy Tax Payers
  11. Technical Snags <clean>
  12. <No subject given>
  13. Hosnis wife <slightly rude>
  14. STUPID SPORTS QUOTES
  15. Humor from an ashram <India>
  16. Term Paper Dictionary
  17. YoMomma Jokes!
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10th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor: Mirror Kissing
  2. Deep thought
  3. Moore on Women <adult Humor>
  4. Reasons to kill your husband <adult>
  5. Bill of no rights
  6. Law on the March
  7. Quotes part 86
  8. Measurement (clean)
  9. HUMOR: A definition
  10. Various jokes about Jews
  11. NOTICE (fwd) <off. to the overly sensitive>
  12. Two birds, one stone (clean)
  13. Military cargo plane
  14. funny weird stories
  15. Rush <may be off. to Rush or his fans...>
  16. Quotation <clean> English Language <mild>
  17. donkey racing in texas <offensive to anyone associated with the church>
  18. Phone call to Hell <clean,off. to Pakistanis>
  19. Secrets revealed
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11th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. god <possibly off to religious>
  2. HUMOR: Your Very Own Conspiracy Theory
  3. The Economy
  4. Ways to psyche HUMORs readers <clean>
  5. Penis Study (Adult Humor)
  6. Things Ive Learned from My Children
  7. Whether weather playful words <poem>
  8. what to take to a prison <clean>
  9. Jesus and the Elves
  10. NEW Insurance Claim Goofs (clean, part1/3)
  11. darwin award candidates
  12. Another stupid lawbreaker story
  13. court joke<offensive to anyone in jail>
  14. Religin in the Schools
  15. TOP TEN KEYS TO PLAYING WELL IN COLD WEATHER
  16. Kids on Love
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12th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Women <adult humor>
  2. NEW Insurance Claim Goofs (clean, part 2/3)
  3. HUMOR Digest - 9 Apr 1997 - Special issue
  4. 50 fun things to do in an elevator part 1/5
  5. Dangerous Virus!!!
  6. Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson (Squeaky Clean)
  7. Shakespeare put to the test
  8. pop quiz
  9. trouble with radar <off to UK police, UK military?>
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13th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Dating Game <adult humor>
  2. Horse Race (innuendo, sexual), & Daves Top 10
  3. Truly multicultural (May be offensive to some Christians)
  4. 50 Fun things to do in an elevator 2/5
  5. Cloning <clean>
  6. Corporate Downsize Dilemna <Adult>
  7. Sluggo Press Release
  8. c. and ejaculation range (EXPLICIT)
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14th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Columbia Maryland Yuppies
  2. Ways to psyche HUMOR readers, Part 2 <clean>
  3. The Dying Widow
  4. HUMOR: offensive to the religious
  5. Automobile Name Game <clean>
  6. Tasteless Joke about Jews
  7. five reasons computers must be female
  8. Thought for the day
  9. A Union Shop (offensive to union members, women)
  10. NEW Insurance Claim Goofs (clean, part 3/3)
  11. How much??? (not off.)
  12. HUMOR: Alone in the intellectual world
  13. Humor: Theory vs. Reality
  14. Cereal (Not offensive)
  15. Sluggo Press Release
  16. J.C. jokes (offensive to Christians)
  17. Look Busy <clean>
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15th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The OS and Bill Gates
  2. Sexual
  3. Animal Kingdom <adult humor>
  4. Ways to psyche HUMOR readers, Part 3 <clean>
  5. HUMOR: We always knew this, didnt we?
  6. Hit it how??? (might be off. to some women)
  7. HUMOR:Offensive to Michael Jackson, adult
  8. Cheery Dickinson <clean>
  9. Rubiks Cube (adult theme)
  10. Sluggo Press Release
  11. HUMOR: Internet mailing lists
  12. 50 fun things to do in an elevator 3/5
  13. April 15th Tax Humor
  14. I Like Monkeys.
  15. Horse-racing tongue twister
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16th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Health Notes
  2. Test your I.Q. on Sex !<adult>
  3. Visual Humor (off. to nuns)
  4. HUMOR - Facelift anyone?
  5. Humor: Pets in the Press <clean>
  6. Something to think about
  7. Humor: Light bulb joke <not offensive>
  8. This weeks funnies (not offensive)
  9. MISDIAGNOSIS <adult>
  10. HUMOR: Generic Joke
  11. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
  12. Sluggo Press Release
  13. Internet Light Bulb <not offensive>
  14. The Passover Program
  15. Happy April 15th!
  16. Confessions <clean>
  17. HUMOR: In The News - Humorous News Quips
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17th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. My mom and boxing (clean)
  2. Worldwide Sex <adult humor>
  3. Top5 - 4/17/97 - Rejected Summer Movie Concepts
  4. Shirts
  5. Stupid, the Parrot, and the Cow (all clean)
  6. Be vary, vary quiet.... (fwd)
  7. <No subject given>
  8. Law on the March
  9. Another passover joke
  10. 50 fun things to do in an elevator, last part
  11. Sluggo Press Release
  12. TOP FIVE REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE ( Obiously off. to males)
  13. Necktie Joke
  14. Star Wars Top Ten over Star Trek(off. to Trekies)
  15. Road Kill Meals <off. to environmentalists, animal lovers>
  16. HOW TO BE ANNOYING
  17. Of Old Age <adult>
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18th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Heres To Ya <Adult Drinking Humor>
  2. Ways to psyche Customs Officers <clean>
  3. Oops (innuendo), Spelling (clean), The Zoo (yuck!)
  4. HUMOR: corny but clean
  5. fwd: Emilys Island
  6. HUMOR: Deductive Reasoning
  7. HUMOR: Personal Ads <clean>
  8. for John Carney in Belleville
  9. One Liners or more (clean)
  10. Burma Shave! <inoffensive>
  11. Sluggo Press Release
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19th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. One liners <some adult humor>
  2. Baseball (clean), the Pilot (innuendo) and St. Peter (clean)
  3. HUMOR: WANTED / ChiCubs Jokes (off to die-hard cub fans) (fwd)
  4. Clean Quickies
  5. Joke to tell other people <ADULT>
  6. Its Exam Time again!
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20th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore Health Notes
  2. Politics (innuendo), Daves Top 10 (language), Trees (innuendo)
  3. A Wacky Weed Whacker Story
  4. 50 exam antics (1/5)
  5. Other Ways to say Diarrhea (Gross; adult)
  6. HUMOR: Join the Club <clean groaner>
  7. Quasimodos Replacement
  8. Think about it (clean)
  9. Flirting: Saying the wrong thing
  10. HUMOR offensive to Jewish women
  11. Wishes And People <clean,off. to women>
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21st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Columbia Maryland
  2. God (clean), GEORGE! and Lil Johnny (both language)
  3. Top5 - 4/21/97 - Other Things in Hale-Bopps Tail
  4. Computer job-finder(racially offensive)
  5. Jokes about women (offensive language)
  6. Adams rib...
  7. Flames <clean>
  8. (Fwd) Misdirected Message
  9. You know youre an E-mail Junkie... (off. to email geeks)
  10. Hell Again <suggestive>
  11. humor: Weird News <some off: sexual deviance> and more..
  12. The Tech Support Song (Offensive to stupid PC users)
  13. Exam Amtics (2/5)
  14. Not Funny -- Virus Alert (for real)
  15. Political humor from India
  16. Its A Wacky World!
  17. Unsubscribe Instructions
  18. <HUMOR> The Ellen Controversy (lesbianism mentioned)
  19. Not Funny -- Warning
  20. You are what you eat <offensive word used depending on your overall prospective of life in general>
  21. Exam Antics (3/5)
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22nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore Quickies
  2. Top5 - 4/22/97 - Signs Your Cruise Ship Isnt A Luxury Liner
  3. Couples (off to married)
  4. Cotton Pickers <off to minorities>
  5. Kid Quotes (clean, 1/2)
  6. AOL4FREE virus is a hoax
  7. Law on the March
  8. Paper is calm
  9. <No subject given>
  10. <humor> weird news
  11. Shakespearean Insult Kit
  12. Mild sexual connotation
  13. Un-Chain letter <very mild>
  14. Sluggo Press Release
  15. Quasimodos Replacement, Part II (Just when you thought it was safe to go to the belfry)
  16. Fart Euphemisms (Gross; adult)
  17. failed executions (morbid)
  18. Hitchcocks Elevator Story <a bit gory>
  19. Class Room Jokes <clean>
  20. Exam Antics (4/5)
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23rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Traffic & Driving
  2. Bohemian Rhapsody in OO
  3. Various (individual warnings)
  4. Humor:Offensive to Clinton
  5. <vulgar - off. to women>
  6. Kid Quotes (clean, 2/2)
  7. injuries
  8. More woman jokes (offensive and crude)
  9. A bunch of stuff
  10. Humor - Its A Wacky World
  11. martial arts
  12. The Great Thaw (Suggestive)
  13. 133 Ways to Take a Crap, 1/4 (Gross; adult)
  14. Sluggo Press Release
  15. Heavenly Password <poss. offensive to religious>
  16. HUMOR: Weird Nuz <clean>
  17. Death wishes
  18. Marketing Buzz Words Translated <clean>
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24th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Mrs JimJr & Wives
  2. 486 SYSTEM
  3. Top 10 (language), One-Liners (clean), Math (clean)
  4. gross, offensive to decent people everywhere
  5. Humor: Passover
  6. Surgery humor (nonoffensive)
  7. Chicken Stories
  8. HUMOR: stupid library tricks <not off.>
  9. Hale-Bopp-inspired Bumper Sticker
  10. 133 Ways to Take a Crap, 2/4 (Gross; adult)
  11. Steady,There! <clean>
  12. The Bible According to Johnny (Funny but not offensive)
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25th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Sugestive Amish Jokes (offensive to Amish - sexist)
  2. Some Sex Jokes <adult humor>
  3. Top5 - 4/25/97 - Rejected Titles for "Volcano"
  4. Darwin, Top 10, Lost Dog (all clean)
  5. Various Stuff (individual warnings)
  6. Alcohol at Work
  7. Moft
  8. Red Cross
  9. Assault with a smelly vegetable.
  10. Exam Antics (5/5)
  11. 133 Ways to Take a Crap 3/4 (Gross; adult)
  12. NY Magazine Competition
  13. Pub-onics (Part 1/2 - adult situations)
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26th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. How to Write a Paper
  2. New Homes
  3. Humor:THE GODS ARE ANGRY?
  4. 133 Ways to Take a Crap 4/4 (Gross; adult)
  5. Bad times
  6. "Honey, I won the lottery"<Offensive to married couples who truly care about each other!>
  7. Ducks (sexual theme), Confession (sexual)
  8. Pub-onics (Part 2/2 - adult situations)
  9. spell checkers
  10. But I should be in third grade!! <Quite clean>
  11. HUMOR - not offensive
  12. Bronx Voises
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27th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Washington D.C. & Politics
  2. Revenge against store clerk
  3. Humerous number/mindreading trick
  4. HUMOR - Blonde Driver
  5. Religious Liberty
  6. Sluggo Press Release (in particularly bad taste today)
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28th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Golf Therapy <adult>
  2. Welcome to Columbia Maryland...
  3. Top5 - 4/28/97 - "Dukes of Hazzard" Reunion Movie
  4. 10 Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs
  5. funny news stories
  6. Various (warnings within)
  7. The Schitt Family
  8. Chinese Translations <offensive to chinese speakers>
  9. Euphemisms for Male Masturbation (adult)
  10. Recalling Shipboard Life <Not Offensive>
  11. Diehard football fan
  12. Indian (via MIT) poetry about Fermats Last Theorem
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29th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Faith and Religion
  2. Correct Definitions? <clean>
  3. The Top 15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day <adult>
  4. combine joke (suggestive)
  5. HUMOR Digest - 27 Apr 1997 to 28 Apr 1997
  6. Funny Bumper Stickers (language)
  7. Program Information!
  8. The Perfect Day
  9. If restaurants functioned like Microsoft <more MS bashing>
  10. "Heroine Barbarian" Slightly suggestive? (Part I)
  11. Euphemisms for Vomiting, PT. 1 (gross)
  12. More Memories of Sea Duty <Not Offensive>
  13. Jingle All the way <rude>
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30th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. TOP TEN DEION SANDERS PICKUP LINES
  2. Mrs. JimJr <some adult humor>
  3. Stupid Crimes (WP Challenge)
  4. Creative Answering Machines <clean>
  5. A good one ( offensive to MS lovers )
  6. Peanuts, Altar Boys and Quickies (all innuendo)
  7. HUMOR: Real news <poss. offensive to dog lovers>
  8. Euphemisms for Vomiting, PT. 2 (gross)
  9. Staff Aptitude Evaluation
  10. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
  11. New York Magazine Foreign Expressions Contest
  12. <HUMOR> Experiment on YOUR Teenager At the Dinner Table
  13. Rejection letter
  14. Move over, Dr. Ruth (adultt, risque)
  15. "Heroine Barbarian" (Part II)
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