The Humor List Postings for March 1997

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Groan!
  2. Parent Humor (clean, 1/2)
  3. Dave Barry of Olympics <offensive to olympians, nike, IBM>
  4. Why E-Mail Is Like A Penis (offensive)
  5. All kinds of nuts <last ones adult>
  6. School theatre joke
  7. more clone humor
  8. Dolly & Diana <adult>
  9. Ultimate Blonde Fantasy
  10. Napoleon <some rude words>
  11. Sweet Taste {sexual}
  12. In The News - Humorous news quips
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2nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Engineers Poem <maybe off. to engineers>
  2. Cultural Difference Explained <few adult words>
  3. you are going to die <not offensive>
  4. Vermont humor
  5. prospective employees
  6. Polish Joke #518 <adult; off. to Poles>
  7. HUMOR List Traffic Report
  8. Cleanliness <adult,disgusting>
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3rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOUR> Identifying honest groups in UK society
  2. Polish Joke No. ??? (Off. to Poles)
  3. Humor: Application to date my Daughter..]
  4. Shaggy Dog & Knight
  5. Medical treatment <adult>
  6. More medical treatment <adult>
  7. Matt Groening Humor (part 1/3)
  8. Redneck etiquette
  9. 118 was barney should die <offensive to barney lovers>
  10. Church Admission <adult>
  11. More short books
  12. <HUMOUR> The history of computing - part 1
  13. NEW-LIST news about other humor lists (humor lite post)
  14. Polish Jokes Part 2<clean,offensive to the Polish>
  15. The Bull <adult>
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4th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. A NIGHT BEFORE FINALS!!!
  2. Golden Years
  3. Signs <clean>
  4. Humor: Medical Humor,mildly offensive ethnics, in general
  5. Hunting and Boating <off. to Norwegians, Jews>
  6. Hast thou considered my servant Cletis?
  7. Clone Research (offensive to animal righ
  8. Fwd: HUMOR Digest - 3 Mar 1997 to 4 Mar 1997
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4th of March Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. Fred n Marva <Offensive to Parkinsons sufferers>
  2. Annoying Laws
  3. Yet one more OJ joke....
  4. Identity Crisis (such language!)
  5. <HUMOUR> History of computers part 2
  6. Russamer?
  7. Polish Jokes -Concluding Part<clean,offensive to the Polish>
  8. Damn Yankee
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5th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The gynecologist (off. to women)
  2. Confession <maybe off. to us Catholics>
  3. Matt Groening Humor (2/3, inoff.)
  4. The fish supper <some crude language>
  5. Joke-clean:Stalins stamp...(Offensive to Communists)
  6. Lost Sheep [quite offensive]
  7. "Oh my god! Theres an axe in my head!"
  8. Another another OJ joke.
  9. QUOTES
  10. Internet filtering
  11. Quick apology and <HUMOUR> a hamster joke/groan
  12. How about a couple more OJ jokes?
  13. 3 interesting examples of Indian humor
  14. How To Become A Better Liar <clean,off. to lawyers>
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6th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Matt Groening Humor (3/3, inoff.)
  2. More definitions
  3. Toothbrush Salesman(S-word)
  4. Green side up! <Not offensive>
  5. Warning Sign: keep your hands off this equipment
  6. Bad luck
  7. More Bumper Snickers
  8. Ashes: Religious perspective
  9. On Drinking <clean>
  10. Newborn Kittens
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7th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. A recipe for men who would cook (clean)
  2. Question <Adult>
  3. Wife batterers (very off. to battered women)
  4. Political Correctness
  5. MS to unveil Web Drama
  6. Anguished English
  7. Joke offensive to frogs
  8. Monkeys & Death <non offensive...I think>
  9. Get Thrown Out of Chem Lab
  10. Pinoke (fwd)
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8th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. "British humo(u)r"
  2. Famous words <contains the F word>
  3. Bumper Stickers -(More sightings) and a Lawyer "Fact" <Offensive to lovers and lawyers>
  4. Various (one w/sexual theme, others clean)
  5. Old Southern Man and Wife (adult)
  6. The King
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9th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Useless Facts (inoff.)
  2. Very Important Pig (VIP) <Offensive to Pig Lovers>
  3. Its A Wacky World <sexual>
  4. Test of courage <clean>
  5. Wool
  6. Space oddysey re-release.
  7. Let the games begin!
  8. No more racism <possibly offensive to anti-racist people>
  9. Boston driving <not amusing if you havent been there>
  10. <The Brits are funny too!>
  11. Sleepless Nights ? <clean,off. to insomniacs>
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10th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. English Students Worst Analogies
  2. Don Juan and the Pope (Off. to us Catholics)
  3. Random thoughts
  4. limerick (risque, sexual contents)
  5. Greatest Punster <inoffensive>
  6. Greatest Punster
  7. Anguished English (adult - not offensive
  8. You get what you pay for, and this came free <Groaner>
  9. Cloning humor (version via India)
  10. Cyberwocky
  11. Sunbathing <adult,suggestive>
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11th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. A Sadistic Kid <inoffensive>
  2. More Ebonics
  3. Adult (Possibly offensive to older folks)
  4. PC language: Health care v. education <not offensive>
  5. Its A Wacky World
  6. Stupid criminals (non-offensive)
  7. Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say: (part 1 of 2)
  8. black sheep (sick..off to aborigine chiefs)
  9. Who does the dishes (adult, sexual content)
  10. Parrot joke <clean>
  11. WHY MEN SHOULD BE BUILT BY FUJI. . .<off. to men>
  12. Stupid People Tricks <not off.>
  13. Another Parrot Joke <clean>
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12th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Two jokes
  2. The Bus Conversation (poss. off. to immigrants)
  3. West Virginia Virgin (Offensive to us hillbillies)
  4. Condom humor
  5. A "two-fer" <not very offensive>
  6. Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say: (part 2 of 2)
  7. FW: News of the Weird but True (not off)
  8. Only in English! <inoffensive.
  9. In Search of the Golden Toilet <toilet humor, duh>
  10. A Spud Story
  11. help desk experiences <offensive to the computer illiterate>
  12. FW: Suit colors? (sick surpriser)
  13. Too many cooks spoil the bath <humor from India>
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13th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. New animal (offensive to investigators)
  2. Kant Spell! <Inoffensive>
  3. Irish homosexual jokes <mildly offensive to homosexuals/Irish>
  4. 10 Ways to Make Your Neighbors Move (clean)
  5. costume party <adult theme>
  6. PHILOSOPHIES
  7. STOP sign at the crossing (Part1)
  8. Memories are made of this ...<off. to ... oh ...forgotten>
  9. Short stories
  10. Three engineers <offensive to Microsoft>
  11. Contact lens emergency.
  12. THE BEER BILL OF RIGHTS
  13. Jokes about women (offensive to women)
  14. Some philosophical thoughts(not off)
  15. MIKE AND THE GOLDEN LATRINE <CRUDE LANGUAGE>
  16. THE LAWS Part I
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14th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Parrot joke <clean>
  2. FW: News of the Weird but True (not off)
  3. Bug story
  4. The Dog (Mildly off. to Italian immigrants)
  5. Various (sexual themes)
  6. Stupid criminals (non-offensive)
  7. Condom humor
  8. WHY MEN SHOULD BE BUILT BY FUJI. . .<off. to men>
  9. Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say: (part 1 of 2)
  10. Another Parrot Joke <clean>
  11. Stupid People Tricks <not off.>
  12. The Bus Conversation (poss. off. to immigrants)
  13. Religious humor, may be offensive to RC priests and rabbis
  14. IBM revolution reaches Zaire Bantu tribe
  15. Adult humor
  16. If Microsoft Was Based Out of Georgia <off. to people livin in the south>
  17. THE LAWS Part II
  18. THE LAWS Part II (Repost)
  19. The Graffitti Collector (clean, true?)
  20. repeat postings
  21. A letter from Barbie (offensive to Mattel top execs?)
  22. Moderation in Words <inoffensove>
  23. Shoe Shopping
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15th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Supporting the Arts in Canada (may be offensive to Ontarians)
  2. Pranks (part 1/5)
  3. The Leper (off. to lepers, truly revolting)
  4. fwd: Deep (ly reformed) religious thoughts <mild religious humor>
  5. Putdown in One Line <inoffensive>
  6. Its A Wacky World
  7. THE LAWS Part 3
  8. Classifieds <off. to amputees>
  9. Truckers and Skinny Women<offensive to both>
  10. Errors in newspaper ad.(misunderstood leading to sexual conclussions)
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16th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Tests
  2. Royals, Confession, The Pig (innuendox2, off. to police)
  3. The Difference Between Girls and Boys <sexual; foul language>
  4. Pranks (part 2/5)
  5. Star Wars / Frat Guy
  6. Not offensive
  7. Its A Wacky World
  8. Parrot joke
  9. Perhaps offensive to clones and pun haters
  10. Jesus in the Bar
  11. Two drunks.(offensive to the irish)
  12. Addiction <clean,off. to golfers>
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17th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Poem <off to old people..maybe>
  2. Roullette (may be offensive to africans)
  3. Headline Faux Pas (clean)
  4. Pranks (part 3/5)
  5. Humor: Steve Wright one liners
  6. Rich Italian(Poss off to Italians)
  7. Racist Joke
  8. Irish humor <poss off to Irish>
  9. But is the toilet Microsoft Windows (TM) compatible?
  10. Garrison Keillor Calls for Jokes
  11. Chili Cookoff Contest
  12. Top5 - 3/17/97 - St. Patricks Day Toasts (fwd)
  13. Mary had a little clone(not off)
  14. Deaf and Dumb
  15. WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN (1 of 2) <off. to men>
  16. School humor (Offensive to Religious types)
  17. Putdown in 3 words <inoffensive>
  18. Name pun (surely not offensive even to the Spanish)
  19. Skiing
  20. Presidential humor
  21. <HUMOR> Newfoundlander jokes
  22. Restroom Quiz <adult>
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18th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. more urinal humor
  2. What Men Really Mean (2 of 2) < off. to men >
  3. Pranks (part 4/5)
  4. Another Mafioso Q & A <clean>
  5. Welfare Application Goofs (clean)
  6. Star Trek with Dilbert Mgmt
  7. I want some Gauddam Fish for dinner!
  8. <No subject given>
  9. Roadside assistance <adult
  10. A Letter From Barbie (not off)
  11. The Car Dealer and the Detective <CLEAN>
  12. Its A Wacky World
  13. A letter to dad
  14. The Plan <reference to poop>
  15. Bad/Good News <Adult, f-word>
  16. Babe Talk <clean>
  17. Comparison (May be offensive to Fat People)
  18. Merry Christmas! (off. to some medical researchers and reporters, murderers, etc.)
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19th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Pranks (part 5/5)
  2. The Exam (clean)
  3. Its A Wacky World
  4. Where has All the Humor Gone?
  5. The Candy Wrapper (VERY adult, innuendos)
  6. Russias cashless economy (Off to Russians? Dildo-owners?)
  7. You might be a Redneck if... pt1 (1-20 of 168) <off to rednecks>
  8. Billys Letters ( offensive to nerds, computer camps & kids in computer camps)
  9. fwd: A short history of medicine <not offensive>
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20th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. President Clinton
  2. Breakfast (crude,not offensive)
  3. The Trek <adult>
  4. Sardarji meets Gary Kasparov <off. to Surds>
  5. Various (1=clean, 2=tasteless, 3=language, 4=sexual)
  6. You might be a Redneck if... pt2 (20-40 of 168)
  7. As Old As His Jokes
  8. Another prank
  9. New Medical Knowledge
  10. Another off color joke (off to blacks)
  11. Fwd: HOOKED ON EBONICS slightly racist]
  12. Super Computers
  13. Its the way you think <suggestive>
  14. News Item: Clean - Attention Fans of British Comedies
  15. practical jokes
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21st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Pizza, God & Prunes (all clean)
  2. Chocolate & Sex <adult>
  3. Humor:offensive to MS
  4. Wayne County Deer Hunters
  5. two funnies, not offensive
  6. Ask Bob
  7. You Cant Make This Stuff Up
  8. Another Pistol Packing Kindergartener Busted!
  9. dead baby jokes (really tasteless!)
  10. pranks and revenge <offensive to the mundane>
  11. A Mans Baby <adult>
  12. Dangerous Rodent (perverted)
  13. little Suzy (slightly suggestive)
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22nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Love Making {adult}
  2. Various (all clean, slight innuendo in 3rd joke)
  3. Practical joke
  4. The condom ( extremley sick, extreme adult)
  5. Another Clone Joke!
  6. Frat Joke (sick?)
  7. Hell {sickening if you think about it}
  8. technical harrassment
  9. Hole in par
  10. trouble maker boys (poss off religuious)
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23rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. PROGRAMMER VS ENGINEER
  2. Lifes Upgrades (clean)
  3. One more prank
  4. Ask Bob <slightly offensive to cat lovers>
  5. You might be a Redneck if... pt3 (41-60 of 168)
  6. WIN95 Bugs <risque>May be offensive to religious, US, USSR, & MS
  7. Johnny Jokes <explicit language, adult material>
  8. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  9. I Want It !!! (suggestive, VERY
  10. Nuns and nurses
  11. Humorous remarks of the late de Kooning
  12. bear joke (bad language, sex with bears)
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24th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOUR> Offensive to bank managers
  2. Doggie Tale [sodomistic content]
  3. Various (1st one cute, 2nd off.lang., 3rd true but gross)
  4. Moon Walk <adult: mention of non-reproductive sex>
  5. Humor: what I have learned from my kids
  6. Ask Bob <offensive to rap artists and their legions>
  7. Dead man <offensive to policemen>
  8. Puppies and surgeons
  9. Latkes vs. Hamenstashen (parody of academic paper)
  10. You might be a Redneck if... pt4 (61-80 of 168)
  11. Super Computers
  12. Lucky Charms <adult>
  13. A few aphorisms
  14. In The News - Humorous News Quips
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25th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Strange Sex Laws (sexual nature)
  2. Two definitions
  3. <HUMOUR> ONe liners from Giggles
  4. BREAKING QUIZ! <sick>
  5. An audience <off. to dumb Americans and rabid Catholics>
  6. You might be a Redneck if... pt5 (81-100 of 168)
  7. Drinking water, Yoga, and Jim Carreys Liar Liar
  8. Humor: Offensive to women
  9. The Top 16 Signs You Wont Win an Oscar
  10. 118 ways barney should die part 1/3 (offensive to barney lovers,)
  11. Too Much Star Wars
  12. Things computers can do in movies: an addition <not offensive>
  13. Beatin off <ADULT MATERIAL><Possibly religious>
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26th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The recession <clean>
  2. Various (sexual content, innuendo)
  3. Carl the Corpuscle
  4. Redneck
  5. Shakespeare
  6. HUMOR: Golf Balls and Women <suggestive>
  7. Humor:Rodney D. one liners
  8. Two policemen and tha dead mailman <offensive to policemen>
  9. Classic Woody Allen joke... (not offensive, unless very touchy)
  10. Academic Jargon -- I Guess
  11. You might be a Redneck if... pt6 (101-120 of 168)
  12. Religious Humour (Non-offensive)
  13. 118 ways barney should die 2/3 <offensive to barney lovers>
  14. bad pun (inoffensive)
  15. The negligee
  16. What do you call...
  17. Late Breaking News
  18. Employee Performance Evaluation <Offensive Language>
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27th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Easter Jokes <May Be Offensive To Some Christians, Not This One>
  2. Desert Asylum (offensive to people in mental institutions)
  3. Frisbeetarianism
  4. Star Wars Marketing Tie-ins (mildly suggestive)
  5. Ventriloquist (innuendo) & Facts (clean), and Auto Support (clean)
  6. 118 ways barney should die 3/3 <offensive to barney lovers>
  7. Computer Terms as defined by Rural Canadians
  8. M&Ms and Genetics (clean)
  9. HUMOR: Nurses and Nuns
  10. Quotes from athletes (poss. offensive to athletes)
  11. You might be a Redneck if... pt7 (121-140 of 168)
  12. OJ Simpson <Offensive to OJ>
  13. Its A Wacky World
  14. Tickle me Elmo < Offensive to Men >
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28th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Top 10 Warning Signs Before Renting in Rancho Santa Fe, California
  2. New Intel Chip
  3. Lil Johnny (off. language), Candle (clean), Sex Ed (innuendo)
  4. Not Enough <clean>
  5. jock quotes <clean>
  6. All about beer (non-offensive)
  7. Law on the March
  8. The Results of "Gods Friday"
  9. the dishes <adult>
  10. sexual humor (R-rated)
  11. Food for thought
  12. Its A Wacky World (nauseating)
  13. Fast Food (poss off to Swahilli, and McDonalds patrons)
  14. Sex humor
  15. Nelson Mandela <offensive to chineese?>
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29th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Real Classifieds (clean), Custers Last Words (clean, one off. word)
  2. College Sexuality Class <inoffensive despite topic>
  3. Mass Suicide
  4. what not to name your dog <adult>
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30th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Triplets and Messages (both innuendo), Johnny (sexual)
  2. two whales ...
  3. Top Ten Signs You Are Not Going To Graduate From High School This Year
  4. Definition of Easter <off. to Christians w/no sense of humor>
  5. New bike <RUDE>
  6. Best rum cake recipe ever.
  7. You might be a Redneck if...pt8 (141-168 of 168)
  8. In The News - Humorous News Quips
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31st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Oops, Tax Probs (both clean), Macarena (mildly off. language)
  2. Humor: Whatever Happened To The Beatles? <some naughty words
  3. Red Tapism <clean>
  4. Humor - Cloning <not offensive>
  5. "Gimme that old time religion"
  6. The Banker and The Bet <Crude>
  7. Fly in the beer <poss. off. to Irish>
  8. Off color (off to blacks)
  9. Smart Dogs <Offensive to Government Bureaucrats> & Bumper Sticker Sighting
  10. Humor - State Trooper
  11. Top5 - 3/31/97 - Signs Your Webmaster is in a Cult (fwd)
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