The Humor List Postings for February 1997

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Classified Ads <clean>
  2. Moore Misc Humor
  3. fwd: Top 20 Rejected Childrens Books <moderately bad taste>
  4. You Might Be a Teacher...
  5. High Tech Communications Joke
  6. "News of the Weird"
  7. The Grandfather Of All Bookmakers
  8. FWD: Guy humor
  9. Nuns swearing <nuns, offensive language>
  10. APOLOGY FROM Shaq3434@Juno.com
  11. Diary Of An AOL User (Part 1 of 2) <may be offensive to AOL users and
  12. TOP TEN LEGACIES JIM KELLY LEFT THE NFL
  13. Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
  14. Spoonerisms <clean>
  15. The Ultimate Blonde Joke List <language, sexual refernces, off. 2 blondes>
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore on Women
  2. More Spoonerisms <clean>
  3. Laughter tax
  4. Moped (May be offensive tofat people)
  5. Drinking Nun Joke
  6. Law on the March
  7. OJ and Robert Shapiro < OFFENSIVE TO BLACKS > < RACIST > < Anyone easily offended - DONT READ THE FOLLOWING
  8. Naughty Limmerick: Spa, Fr, Eng <offensive>
  9. TOP TEN REAL REASONS THE NFL HOLDS THE PRO BOWL
  10. Diary Of An AOL User (Part 2 of 2) <may be offensive to AOL users and newbies>
  11. HUMOR List Traffic Report
  12. How many balls you have?
  13. The Fantastic story of "Ssssst" and "Psssst"
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. One morning in the German camp.<offensive to Jews>
  2. Moore on Sex <adult humor>
  3. Run-On Verse <inoffensive>
  4. "News of the Weird"
  5. Its A Wacky World
  6. Hang Time
  7. TOP TEN SIGNS SPRING TRAINING IS ALMOST HERE
  8. Real Engineers <contains references to female bodily funcions>
  9. short books
  10. Groooooaaaaaannn!!!
  11. Dwarves Joke <adult>
  12. Less Common Latin Phrases (1 of 2) <offensive to ancient Romans>
  13. <HUMOUR> Its a dogs life
  14. Jewish Song (could be off. to Jews)
  15. Humor:Slide Rules
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore Misc Jokes <adult humor>
  2. The Farmers Bull <inoffensive>
  3. Less Common Latin Phrases (2 of 2) <offensive to ancient Romans>
  4. Portable Bidet
  5. Quotes & Stuff
  6. <Humor> Take That!
  7. Impotence <sexual reference>
  8. Alligator in Bar Joke <adult>
  9. Humor - OUCH! <adult>
  10. A family disaster caused by a cow! <rude>
  11. (Turkish) karga ile esssek!
  12. Name Change <warning offensive language>
  13. Random useless thoughts
  14. TOP TEN REASONS WHY STAR WARS CHARACTERS AND GEAR WOULD KICK ASS IN STAR
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore Misc Humor <adult humor>
  2. Irish blarney
  3. Posting-Generated Spoonerisms <inoffensive>
  4. Top ten sexually suggestive lines in the Star Wars Trilogy
  5. Emergency Party Notice!
  6. Old Chestnut updated
  7. Bill Gates <offensive to Bill, Microsoft, maybe programmers>
  8. Rabbi & Priest Joke
  9. Riddle me this..
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Women jokes (extremely offensive to women)
  2. Moore on Health
  3. Parenthood - Part 1 of 3 <clean>
  4. The red ring{swearing}
  5. School Boy Definitions <inoffensive>
  6. Testicle squeezing (off to sensitive testes)
  7. Little Cussin Johnny <profanity>
  8. fwd:The Village People Meets Star Wars (***)
  9. Real News (clean, adult, pos. offensive to women)
  10. Childhood habits <adult, suggestive>
  11. request from fellow contributors
  12. A Day in History -- for Feb 9
  13. The Saturn Cult (offensive to Saturn owners)
  14. Its A Wacky World <adult - sex>>
  15. No Room at the Hotel
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. English, the Language
  2. Parenthood - Part 2 of 3 <clean>
  3. Slips of the Tongue <inoffensive>
  4. Three Conditions <adult>
  5. What is HMO? ( Not offensive to patients)
  6. Biscuits (poor)
  7. The Love Doctor (Sexual)
  8. Birds (1 slightly offensive word)
  9. IRS Tax rule <gross>
  10. Sniglets (not offensive)
  11. The Yankee Horse Story <adult themes, mild language>
  12. In The News - Humorous News Quips
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Ask a Stupid Question, and ...
  2. Parenthood - 3 of 3 <clean>
  3. The trunk
  4. Its A Wacky World
  5. I am My Own Grandpa
  6. Humor: Geekonics
  7. bad day
  8. Former candidate <risque> <political; may offend Republicans>
  9. Southern Hospitality <adult>
  10. Rabbi & Priest. ( off. to both parties )
  11. Indian Spoken-English humor & Big America article
  12. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  13. "Love Me, Im a Liberal," by Phil Ochs
  14. Thoughts on the Nature of the Universe
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Not long now... <adult humor>
  2. Nun humor - Offensive to the faithful
  3. Monkey Meat Anyone? <off. to Karens>
  4. a clockwork deal <no off>
  5. Its A Wacky World
  6. In The News - Humorous New Quips Again...
  7. Position no. 71 <bad, bad language>
  8. Aliterated Prodigal Son
  9. Security Vetting.........Clean
  10. Chinese-German restaurant
  11. Two bums walking <offensive & disgusting>
  12. Dutch Girls on Bicycles
  13. A Very Bad Star Wars/Star Trek Pun
  14. <HUMOUR> The Grapes of Wrath - for wine drinkers
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore on Crime
  2. Ancient Chinese Torture <adult themes, mild adult language, painful to
  3. "News of the Weird"
  4. Medical Advice (risque)
  5. Biggest Business Lies
  6. Obituary
  7. Why men should be built by Fuji (off. to some men)
  8. Its A Wacky World
  9. One-Liners
  10. Humor:Offensive to Scotts-suggestive
  11. TOP TEN REAL REASONS DEION SANDERS RETURNED TO BASEBALL
  12. The Refrigerator
  13. This is Spinal Tap <sexual innuendos>
  14. Martial Arts <offensive to Kung-fu masters, spanish speakers, language>
  15. Valentines Day Massacre
  16. Glad Im a Man (off to women)
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Moore Womens Logic
  2. Frog Jokes <off. to frogs?>
  3. Quick Work
  4. Racoon Coat (groaner)
  5. Humor: Why did the chicken....
  6. Surprises in the Star Wars Special Edition <may offend believers>
  7. Gilligan and the Seven Deadly Sins <poss. offensive to Gilligan fans>
  8. Kids Say The Darnest Things
  9. Satchel Paige quote
  10. Einstein in heaven <poss. off. to bankers>
  11. Real News <adult- regarding incest>
  12. Smithsonian story (probably not offensive to anyone)
  13. The Priests Child <Off. to religious><adult>
  14. Swedish takeout?
  15. Imperial Rhapsody
  16. 25 ways to confuse your professor! Part 1/2 ( clean )
  17. The spear gun {poor}
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. You Are What You Wear
  2. The wish slide {swearing}
  3. News Story offensive to donkeys
  4. A throw of the slice <no off.>
  5. Outsourcing humor <not off.>
  6. Are you a Guy? (offensive to insecure males)
  7. Waning Sexuality (adult)
  8. Drug Dealers/Software Engineers - a Comparison <offensive to mar
  9. condoms<adult>
  10. 25 ways to confuse your professor! Part 2/2
  11. Three worst Chinese tortures. ( off. language )
  12. Are you from Iran or Italy? ( off. language )
  13. Unified Field Theory
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. We Be Prayin<off. black>
  2. Todays Women Quickies <adult humor>
  3. 25 Facts for Women To Know About Men: (fwd)
  4. Lost in Armenia <adult>
  5. Weird Quotes...
  6. Glad Im A Woman [very risque !!!] )
  7. Humor: Offensive to lawyers and sheep
  8. How to Kill A Southern Eel <adult>
  9. Joke:(clean)
  10. Sci.math
  11. Which one would you use?
  12. ISPs
  13. shaggy dog story
  14. Cross posts
  15. Facts to Amaze Your Co-workers (censored)
  16. Only In LA - Clean - may be offensive to the Star Wars obsessed...
  17. Redneck Computer Lingo (poss. off. to Rednecks)
  18. The New Priest (poss. off. to Priests / Clergy??)
  19. A house of ill repute <adult themes>
  20. A pair of Goodies <adult>
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Valentines Day
  2. Lightbulb Jokes(off. to Microsoft employees)
  3. religion/computers <religion humor but unlikely to offend>
  4. bumper stickers <suggestive>
  5. The New Salesman
  6. shaggy-dog stories
  7. Lifes like that!
  8. Future Career
  9. The Job Security Quiz
  10. Packing Slip (non-offensive)
  11. confession(dirty,offensive to priests)
  12. Job Applicant
  13. IF COLLEGE STUDENTS HAD WRITTEN THE BIBLE
  14. A Vegetarian "Monster"
  15. What is worse ...... <adult, sexual theme>
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Adopt a needy Pilot
  2. Wives & Divorce <One Adult Joke>
  3. Quotes part 85 (after a very long pause)
  4. Valentines Day (foul language)
  5. NOTICE
  6. Humor: Points to Ponder
  7. Third World Encounter (Not offensive)
  8. breasts<may be offensive to women>
  9. Riding the Western Trailer (suggestive)
  10. Keys (adult)
  11. Size? ( May be offesive to some deprived persons)
  12. Its A Wacky World
  13. Dissapointment.....<adult , sexual theme>
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. In the German war camp <offensive to jews>
  2. Files, Sex & Taxes (adult humor)
  3. Humor: Blonde Jokes
  4. If Religion Was Baseball
  5. bumber stickers<not offensive>
  6. In The News - Humorous News Quips
  7. It is deep too!<rude>
  8. The Pig Farmer
  9. Dogstyle <adult , sick humor , off. to woman and dogs>
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The "No Frills" Airline
  2. In the German war camp <off.to Jews and 4/10000 who complain.
  3. Football humor <poss off to Cowboy fans and religion>
  4. The Gunfighter...
  5. The Medusa Complex <mildly risque>
  6. Pistol-Packin Granny
  7. Job Placement Strategy!
  8. The Masses Are Asses (contains the "f" word)
  9. You know youre not a kid when...
  10. In the German war camp <offensive to jews>
  11. Chicken Crossing the Road
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Bus Driver.<rude & may be offensive>
  2. Adultery <adult humor>
  3. Still yet another groaner
  4. funny news stories
  5. What you will never hear... (not really off. to anyone)
  6. FW: If only theyd listen...
  7. Top ten "dump" lines <crude>
  8. College, by Dave Barry
  9. YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT...<NOT OFFENSIVE>
  10. 3 Quickies <adult>
  11. Trainee Preacher! <offensive>
  12. No new jokes
  13. Spoiled rotten <adult , sexual , suggestive>
  14. In the German war camp. <off to Jews and 5/10000
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Church Humor < very clean >
  2. Its A Wacky World <Nudity>
  3. Santa Claus <adult, sexual>
  4. In the German camp <off to Jews and all members of our FANCLUB
  5. The Top 16 Improvements to the Hubble Telescope
  6. Last Request
  7. An old Anti-Anti-Semitic Joke
  8. story<sick,offensive, disguisting>
  9. Tandem writing <offensive to romantics>
  10. Politically correct usage for women (Sexist)
  11. A family disaster! <sick humor>
  12. Dictation <adult>
  13. A jab at pun in Punjab! & HUMOR historic moment
  14. Politically correct usage for women (Sexist) ( Repost)
  15. Washing dads face <adult humor>
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Cultural Differences
  2. [Fwd: Drug Dealers Vs. Software Developers (fwd)]
  3. HUMOR: Egg-Nog
  4. The Ultimate Poopie(adult)
  5. Its A Wacky World
  6. Administratum (clean)
  7. Household accident, One Injured
  8. DICTIONARY OF MEDICAL TERMS <not offensive>
  9. Im in pain, doctor <adult, sick>
  10. A Blonde Buys a Television <adult>
  11. The Missing Ladle
  12. Aquarium and Philosophy
  13. India(n) humor: Trying to impress the Brits
  14. Dave Barry on College: Part 1 (non offensive)
  15. Green Eggs and Hamlet
  16. Y.O.D.A Song < may be offensive to the Village People >
  17. A Collection for O.J. <poss. offensive to O.J. fans>
  18. Hes a pig when drunk
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Learning to dance
  2. Dating application
  3. Not Sure <Adult>
  4. Blue: very very sick and offensive to the neurochemically imbalanced
  5. West Virginia Jokes <one is crude>
  6. Atomic jokes (non-offensive)
  7. The Perfect Day
  8. A slow night in South Dakota
  9. Improve Your Vocabulary (clean)
  10. Different punch line to drug dealers v. software developers
  11. Bad Idea
  12. Dave Barry on College: Part 2 (non offensive)
  13. Felony flops
  14. Before i came to college i wish i had known... <not offensive>
  15. physics at its finest
  16. Recipe for Love Cake <suggestive,sexual,crude>
  17. Dog Joke <adult . . . I guess>
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Top Ten Signs Your Company is going to downsize <Offensive to CEOs>
  2. Dying mans wish wish <adult humor>
  3. coma <sick, disguisting>
  4. My theory on why the Japanese bow
  5. GYNOCOLOGICAL HUMOR <Sick, maybe off. to Homosexuals>
  6. Parents Test
  7. Fwd: The Parrot, the Thief, and Jesus
  8. Microsoft Product-Announcement Template
  9. Big Feet <adult> and Gay Couples Baby <off. to homosexuals>
  10. For kids of all ages
  11. Teasers
  12. Men and women are not alike...part 1
  13. Silicon Valley vs. Detroit: A comparison
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. the german war camp (off to jews)
  2. Men, Women & Rejection
  3. Johnnys Prose <adult; profanity>
  4. Hunting, gone wrong <adult>
  5. Name Your Washer <slightly risque>
  6. Masturbation <sexual theme but fairly tame>
  7. Said the cannibal to the missionary (not offensive)
  8. 3 Oldies <suggestive , adult>
  9. Kinky sex <offensive lang>
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Balloons <Adult>
  2. Rules For Bedroom Golf <Sick, Sexual implication>
  3. The Queue <adult,offensive to lawyers>
  4. <No subject given>
  5. On the beach <adult>
  6. Top 15 Dishes Prepared with Household Pets
  7. Helpful Children
  8. fwd: Variation on any Urban Legend <dont eat while reading>
  9. stupid criminal hall of shame<offensive to criminals>
  10. Graduate school humor
  11. First Grade Sex <adult>
  12. Signs Youre Addicted to the Internet
  13. Koala Bear dines out in the Big Apple
  14. Wanted!
  15. Virgin Men ( off to women )
  16. More oldies <off. to woman and dog owners. adult content>
  17. Queue Again <clean,off. to mothers-in-law>
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Internet Story <adult theme>
  2. YOU HAVE BEEN ON LINE: may be offensive to Steve Case
  3. Intelligence(offensive to ethnics)
  4. off to British
  5. Cloning Sheep <off to Mississipians>
  6. Sheep cloning (risque, off to Scots)
  7. Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans
  8. Internet Junkie Quiz
  9. improper postings
  10. dan quale <offensive to dan quale>
  11. Gremlins Attach Reebok Marketing Mavins
  12. What do you call a guy... <Couple of adult one-liners>
  13. Sunday Drive. (off. to almost everyone)
  14. Have you ever wondered?
  15. A week in Hell <adult; off to homosexuals>
  16. The perfect day according to Mark <not offensive to anyone>
  17. JOKE: PG Rated
  18. Polish Jokes Part 1/3 <clean,offensive to the Polish>
  19. <No subject given>
  20. Sorry for no subject
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Usenet is like . . .
  2. Age and Sex (adult. Possibly offensive to old folks)
  3. A Great Cup of Tea
  4. THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS... (fwd)
  5. two funnies re sexual aspect
  6. Lines Youll Never Hear on the X-Files (Not offensive, even Scully would laugh)
  7. darwin awards<offensive to the dumb>
  8. Excuses.....
  9. Yuh know youre from the Caribbean when....
  10. Top 16 Sneaker Names Rejected by Reebok
  11. Talmudic Debate: Internet Protocol <not offensive>
  12. Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars" <adult>
  13. Canadian citizenship!
  14. The Unix Consultant
  15. Creation Of A Pussy <adult>
  16. Now Your f#@$#@ <contains f-word-sick- off to paraplegics>
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Lawyers and a Genie (Not offensive, even to lawyers)
  2. Web Site
  3. If you got em, smoke em (non-offensive)
  4. Two true ones? (inoffensive)
  5. Short Version of the Canonical List of Full deck (not playing with a full
  6. Short Version of the Canonical List of Full deck (not playi
  7. A Help While Giving Birth!!!
  8. worms <sexual; offensive to catepillars>
  9. 50 ways to get rid of a blind date <not offensive> part 1/2
  10. Diagnosis. (a tad risque)
  11. Small joke about the Mafia
  12. Actual signs
  13. Lifesaver flavors - crude
  14. Application to live in Mississippi (may be offensive)
  15. Analogies <some gross, but mainly unoffensive>
  16. Case Of The Sticky Stamp <clean,offensive to Russians>
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Stutter <adult, some sexual content>
  2. Addicted to the Web
  3. Chemistry Final (not offensive)
  4. Sweet Justice (non-offensive)
  5. <No subject given>
  6. Case Of The Naughty Nectar <some profanity>
  7. Del key?
  8. Not offensive <maybe suggestive, maybe gross but not offensive>
  9. Wedding Night <suggestive, offensive to Kangaroos?>
  10. UNFLATTERING SURNAMES (News Story: Clean )
  11. 50 ways to get rid of a blind date 2/2
  12. The Butcher <adult language>
  13. Manners(sexaul, language)
  14. In The News - Humorous News Quips
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