The Humor List Postings for January 1997

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:27 AM
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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. <No subject given>
  2. How To Relieve Stress --Tokyo Style
  3. Computers in the 1960s
  4. Im too sexy for my car <adult>
  5. Small Boys <off. to mothers, two minor swear words>
  6. 30 Ways To Freak Out Your Roommate
  7. 2 Riddles <off. to midgets, Ethiopians & McDonalds>
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2nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Getting Old ?
  2. Sign seen in Belgrade hotel elevator: (fwd)
  3. Its A Wacky World
  4. Humor - young musicians <clean>
  5. New Year Rumination
  6. Poem
  7. 7 short tasteless jokes, and a pointer
  8. Midget joke - offensive to midgets
  9. Golfing Buddy
  10. Computers in the 1960s
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3rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The Gender Gap <1 offensive word>
  2. Questions Anyone ? Part 1 <adult,off. to Romans,women>
  3. joke-clean: Progress
  4. Another sign in Ingleesh
  5. 101 things NOT to say while having sex <Part 2 of 2><Adult>
  6. Its A Wacky World
  7. T-shirt Slogans <clean, long-120+ lines>
  8. New Years Resolutions
  9. The Gas Grill <off. to women with big butts/men with small penises>
  10. Amusing One Liners <clean>
  11. Riddle, may be offensive to women
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4th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Words of Wisdom
  2. The Meeting <adult/sexual>
  3. They are called.. {sexual innunedo}
  4. Poem Posting 1/2-1/3/97
  5. Mommy Joke
  6. a share of ...<adult>
  7. The Jack Sh-t Story <foul language>
  8. advertising errors
  9. Learning from Baywatch
  10. Its A Wacky World
  11. News on the GOODTIMES virus
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5th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. An alternative to the silly dying boy poem.............
  2. Liberalism Cause Discovered <adult>
  3. Bigamy
  4. Pavlovian conditioning (redneck style) (adult themes)
  5. Jungle crook <adult>
  6. assorted: Offensive to Barbie-lovers; Italians
  7. Humor: Three Biggest Lies
  8. Students Flawed Writings Reshape History.( Part 1 of 3)
  9. Yo Momma!!!! <foul language, rude and offensive>
  10. Diet poem
  11. High Times <poetry, involves vomit>
  12. If you love someone, set him free
  13. Difference between Man and Woman
  14. Welcome to Monday
  15. HUMOR List Traffic Report
  16. In The News - American politics, Seattle floods, airlines
  17. the Irishman <ethnic/religious>
  18. Pastors! <clean,offensive to French,pastors>
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6th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Employee Evaluation Translator
  2. Personal Ads Explained <adult>
  3. Words of wisdom
  4. Another riddle (possibly offensive to Italians)
  5. Humor-Oxymorons...some I hadnt heard before!
  6. Students Flawed Writings Reshape History,(Part 2 of 3)
  7. Phone Call to Poland (Sexual)
  8. Dubious Achievement Awards of 1996 (not offensive)
  9. Yo Momma!!! <language, extremely offensive>
  10. Girlfriend 1.0 (off. to women)
  11. No Subject
  12. puns (no offense)
  13. Question (clean)
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7th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Unfaithfull <Clean>
  2. Employee Evaluation Translator
  3. Interviews And Irishmen <clean,offensive to the Irish>
  4. Personal Ads Explained <adult>
  5. Reply to question
  6. Another Oxymoron for ya
  7. Humor--Hormel Hell
  8. good news/bad news
  9. Down Under? (not off.)
  10. Students Flawed Writings Reshape History.(Part 3 of 3)
  11. <HUMOR?> Tidbits in the New Year
  12. Cinderella....... Sexual Content (Actually, SICK!)
  13. I Shot A Query Into The Net
  14. Health Humor - offensive to HMOs
  15. More Oxymorons
  16. Yo Momma!!! <rude, offensive language, bad taste>
  17. Golf Pro <adult,offensive to lady golfers>
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8th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Employee Evaluation Translator
  2. contribution to HUMOR
  3. Personal Ads Explained <adult>
  4. Sheep & Elephants <gross, adult theme, offensive to woman>
  5. Joke-Clean: toaster
  6. Rejection Letter from Trojan
  7. News of the Weird (non offensive)
  8. Transformations and Distribution <clean; may be off. to Russians>
  9. Its A Wacky World
  10. A commentary on the teaching of mathematics
  11. Two Engineering Students
  12. the winner takes it all <no off>
  13. 21 Ways to Survive Even the Dullest of Sermons <Mild Off to religion>
  14. computersRus <clean, may be off. to contently-addicted computer freaks>
  15. Joke-rated: again and again
  16. Joke Rated:Sad Mistake...
  17. Questions Anyone ? (Part Deux) <adult,offensive to mathematicians,women>
  18. Yo Momma!!! <Offensive to mommas, or anyone with good taste>
  19. Crossbreding with Blondes <off.to blondes, adult, foul language>
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9th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. In the Russian camp <off. to Jews, sick humor>
  2. Employee Evaluation Translator
  3. Reincarnation and Re-Animation <clean>
  4. Personal Ads explained <adult>
  5. Tom Jones (warning: predictable)
  6. News of the Weird
  7. German camp <off.to Jews>
  8. Will Rogers (Not Offensive)
  9. For Sale: Encyclopedia <off. to wives><1 off. word>
  10. Its Wacky World
  11. Peanut Butter
  12. A couple of oldies but goodies (religious themes)
  13. A firm grip <adult, poss. off. to doctors>
  14. Yo Momma <Slightly offensive to overweight people... well, not slightly>
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10th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Golden Oldies <adult, sexual themes>
  2. Humor: Hebonics<off jews>
  3. Some Misc Thoughts
  4. Cockroach <humour may be very "English" - not sure>
  5. Personal Ads explained <adult>
  6. Fwd: the ant and the grasshopper
  7. Yeasty Beastie
  8. News of the Weird
  9. Aliens in Detroit.
  10. Lawyer Jokes - Part 9/17 (off to Lawyers)
  11. Forbidden Words 1997
  12. Inter-personal advice! (Sexual)
  13. Date: 31-Dec-96 15:35
  14. Cowboy Quiz (off. to Dallas Cowboys fans)
  15. letter to wife & husband <adult, explicit>
  16. What is a hypochondriac?
  17. Hebonics <possibly off. to Jews>
  18. backwards
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11th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Snow Skiing - Part 1 of 2
  2. Personal Ads explained (adult)
  3. Lawnmowers and Hearing (w/comments) <clean; may still offend those with
  4. DICTIONARY OF DATING
  5. Prevention of cruelty to Vegetables <offensive to animal rights activists>
  6. Poet & Scientist <clean>
  7. Yo Momma <rude, offensive, high in cholesterol>
  8. Three worst Chinese torture tests <off to Chinese>
  9. Sleeping Hands <Adult>
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12th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Snow Skiing - Part 2 of 2
  2. Its A Wacky World (Sexual)
  3. A New Oxymoron <poss.off. to right-wingers>
  4. Sheep and their inner worlds <clean; may still offend sensitive sheep>
  5. Childhood (mildly offensive)
  6. The Penis List <adult>
  7. The Robbery <adult,offensive to women>
  8. Homosexual Humor <offensive to homosexuals, adult themes>
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13th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Proper Printer Use
  2. <HUMOUR> The folly of a young executive
  3. Hunting Trip <Off. To Surgeons>
  4. Personal Ads Explained <adult>
  5. Texonics
  6. Lawyer Jokes - Part 10/17 (off to Lawyers?)
  7. Cajun humor <not offensive>
  8. More Cajun Humor
  9. Whats in a name?
  10. Italian Jokes Part 1 of 2 <off. to Italians>
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14th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Personal Ads Explained <adult>
  2. Age, Sex And Men <Adult Humor>
  3. Rodeo Sex <Adult>
  4. Rodeo Sex <adult, gross, sick, off. to HIV sufferrers>
  5. Subject: Management Memo <Lots of foul language!>
  6. Humor-angels-racist
  7. Four Surgeons <Off to Lawyers>
  8. Lawyer Jokes - Part 11/17 (off to Lawyers?)
  9. Odd & Peculiar town names. Part 1 of 2.
  10. puzzling <offensive to Pollacks>
  11. Ebonic Vocabulary & Spelling<1off. word>
  12. weather headline (TRUE)
  13. More-Onics
  14. Neanderthal Test
  15. Sign Language ? <adult>
  16. Humor: Marriage
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15th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Neighbour Trouble <adult, sexual theme>
  2. Personal Ads Explained <adult>
  3. Women Trio <Adult humor>
  4. Penis Problems <Sexual>
  5. Memo to Employees
  6. Emblems <offensive to Republicans>
  7. Lawyer Jokes - Part 12/17 (off to Lawyers?)
  8. Lawnmowers and Hearing (w/clearer comments) <clean; may still offend those
  9. A piece of What? <adult, the A word>
  10. Odd & Peculiar town names. Part 2 of 2.
  11. Emblems and Bumperstickers
  12. The greatest truck driver in the world <adult>
  13. Walking and more jokes!
  14. contribution
  15. TOP TEN SIGNS PACKER-MANIA HAS GOTTEN A LITTLE OUT OF HAND
  16. Maybe the "St" in "St. James" stands for "Star Trek"?
  17. food & female atonomy <sick, and offensive>
  18. Psych this! (not off.)
  19. the gift <not offensive>
  20. fun with english
  21. Flooding--A Texas Tall-tale <inoffensive>
  22. Joke <Adult>
  23. Hooked on Ebonics
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16th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Personal Ads Explained <adult>
  2. Rastus and Lisa Part 1/4 <adult, sexual, foul language>
  3. Another Trio of Jokes <adult humor>
  4. Golf again <clean>
  5. 911 <mild offensive to 911 workers>
  6. Lawyer Jokes - Part 13/17 (off to Lawyers?)
  7. Graffiti--In Unlikely Places <inoffensive>
  8. Bertha
  9. Humor: elephant hunting....
  10. The Mailman (nasty word)
  11. The Golfer (not off)
  12. User friendly, huh?
  13. more fun with English
  14. ...in addition (rodeo sex, cont...)
  15. Decisions, decisions
  16. Is Less, -- More?
  17. Pet peeves of morticians (Sick and grisly)
  18. News of the Weird
  19. Short Joke Clean Possibly Offensive to M Mouse
  20. Sports Score (suggestive)
  21. HUMOR: EVE
  22. Get the picture <adult>
  23. TOP TEN REJECTED WAYS TO IMPROVE YOUR SUPER BOWL PARTY
  24. mens underwear (not clean w/colorful imagination)
  25. Chaplains Thought <offensive to the Jiffy Lube Guy>
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17th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Rastus And Lisa Part 2/4 <adult , foul language, sexual>
  2. Personal Ads Explained <adult>
  3. Life on Mars <adult humor>
  4. Questions Anyone ?<Conc. Part><offensive to women>
  5. Lawyer Jokes - Part 14/17 (off to Lawyers?)
  6. Real Tact <inoffensive>
  7. Stupid joke <not offensive>
  8. Magic Elephant. <Sexual Content>
  9. Jury duty: true story
  10. Its A Wacky World
  11. ARE YOU NORMAL?
  12. (Original, Topical) Biking through the snow
  13. Mathematics Humor (Clean)
  14. Hannos Song <clean>
  15. In The News - American politics, OJ Simpson, Banks
  16. Hillbilly wedding <contains sexual references>
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18th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. How Men Think
  2. Lawyer joke
  3. banana peel <may be offensive to polacks>
  4. A Dry joke
  5. Lies Your Hairdresser Tells
  6. Its A Wacky World
  7. 25 rules for Women
  8. How many engineers does it take?
  9. The New Arena < clean >
  10. Study Hard! <Not Offensive>
  11. Sweeping
  12. Football Term in Trouble with the Law
  13. something fishy <slightly adult>
  14. Our moneys worth - political, maybe offensive to the poor
  15. Rastus and Lisa Part 3/4 <adult, sexual, foul language>
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19th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Boys and Men <adult humor>
  2. Three Old Puns <inoffensive>
  3. Humor: The thoughtful hit-man
  4. Being/having means ... <psychological disorders - prob offensive to some>
  5. SPT (S-word. Warning: May be bad for your mental health)
  6. Blonde Jokes < offensive to blondes >
  7. contribution
  8. Quotes
  9. Measurement
  10. Harmless Pranks <mildly disgusting>
  11. Its A Wacky World
  12. Breakfast in the Buff <Sexual>
  13. Humor: Pop N. Fresh Ob.
  14. The weather <adult>
  15. HUMOR - Offensive to Oaklanders
  16. PJs again <clean>
  17. Ratus and Lisa Part 4/4 <adult, sexual, foul language>
  18. In The News - American politics, OJ Simpson, AOL
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20th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Some Misc Jokes <adult humor>
  2. Old Age <possibly off. to old people>
  3. Lunch <adult>
  4. News of the Weird
  5. Joke-Rated: Who is God? Heh, Heh, Heh...
  6. Logic <offensive to pshyciattists>
  7. Sorcery To The Max (warning - concerns male genitalia)
  8. Computer Problem Report Form
  9. Two short ones
  10. Top 100 ways to freak out your roommate (not offensive)
  11. Apartment for Rent (risque)
  12. Tech Support For Etch-A-Sketch (TM)
  13. SPT Part II (The saga continues. Some puns off-color)
  14. Old People Joke (off. to old people, sex reference)
  15. HUMOR Digest - 17 Jan 1997 to 18 Jan 1997
  16. Ollie Trades in Town < OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN >
  17. In the Navy
  18. Heard on Christian radio
  19. Breast Enlargement (may be offensive to big women)
  20. Sperm Bank (May be offensive to women)
  21. Sperm Bank (May be offensive to women) (Repost)
  22. The Promised Land <off. to Americans , Israelis>
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21st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Trio of Jokes <adult humor>
  2. Needs more thinner <the f-word, reference to body function>
  3. The missionary <poss. offensive to Africans and/or sheep :o)>
  4. Chapped Lips
  5. If Men Got Pregnant <off. to men>
  6. Repartee # 1<inoffensive>
  7. Doll Reality
  8. Michael Jackson (offensive)
  9. Lawyer Jokes - Part 16/17 (off to Lawyers?)
  10. Abu Nawas and Dinar Jingling <wise humor>
  11. Offensive to dogs
  12. The lesbian Dinosaur < OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN AND LESBIANS >
  13. Remembering your new 562 area code <non-offensive>
  14. sexual humor (off. to the prudish)
  15. 100 ways to freak out your roommate part 2/5 <bad words>
  16. The Gift
  17. The Adoption <clean>
  18. Ebonics Beauty Pageant <mildly racist>
  19. Have a cough?
  20. Humor: Three Old Men
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22nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Family Time...
  2. LAmour Trio <adult humor>
  3. Immigrants <Off. to Italians?>
  4. HUMOR: Things to ponder.....
  5. Lawyer Jokes - Part 17/17 (off to Lawyers?)
  6. Repartee # 2 <inoffensive>
  7. New Sick Leave Policy
  8. The Buffalo Theory of Beer Drinking <not off.>
  9. Its A Wacky World
  10. Tribal progress <no off.>
  11. Madonna (off to us Catholics)
  12. story, fairly long <contains slang anatomical references, adult themes>
  13. The Penis Snatchers (off. to men?, voodoo experts)
  14. Addition to "The Penis List" (crude, vulgar, sex ref?)
  15. Duckmans Dating Tips (Sexist and crude)
  16. If Men Got Pregnant <off. to men>
  17. Off to the Races (a bit risque)
  18. A Fairytale <adult>
  19. Humor Posting
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23rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Henry Ford and Adam
  2. Humor Posting
  3. Women on the Move
  4. If Men Got Pregnant <off. to men and us Catholics>
  5. Repartee # 3 <Inoffensive>
  6. Rules for women 1 to 16 <off to both>
  7. Its A Wacky World
  8. The sorceresss apprentice (Ethnic. Off to Dems & Repubs?)
  9. 100 ways to freak out your roommate 3/5
  10. Cinema scene < Sexual Content; Possibly off to Arabs :) >
  11. The Deep Hole....
  12. Interesting pholk lore
  13. The Razors Edge <adult>
  14. More questions <adult,offensive to women,British>
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24th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Sex and Love <adult humor>
  2. Rules for women 17 to 32 <off to both>
  3. Language Problems <clean>
  4. Advanced Oxymorons
  5. Hunting Schedule
  6. Crazy Wisdom <inoffensive>
  7. Million Man March < Offensive to blacks, homeless, unemployed >
  8. Hold mail
  9. Topical (superbowl) humor
  10. A Whole Nude World (sick)
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25th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. young scientific minds
  2. Short Joke Suggestive
  3. Policemen and the way they hold things <offensive to policemen>
  4. Golf anyone?
  5. Rush Job Calendar (not off.)
  6. Sex Spam <mildly crude>
  7. Its A Wacky World
  8. 3 Unrelated Jokes <adult humor>
  9. church humor <sick, maybe offensive to anyone religioous>
  10. 100 ways to freak out your roommate 4/5
  11. Chucking Stones in the pond < Offensive to blacks, chinese, and is also RACIST >
  12. Humor: Last Will & Testimony
  13. Chaplains Thought
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26th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. In The News - Humorous news quips
  2. Joke <Off. to Irishman>
  3. Moore on Women <adult humor>
  4. Obvious Truth
  5. airplane <may be offensive to men>
  6. 100 ways to freak out your roommate 5/5
  7. bar joke <may be offensive to japanese and sears>
  8. Religion <inoffensive to all>
  9. car joke <not offensive>
  10. A beer drinkers troubleshooting manual <not offensive?>
  11. Wishful Thinking
  12. A Blonde meets a Rooster << Offensive to Women and Blondes >>
  13. News of the Weird
  14. Magical Apple
  15. Ta-dum
  16. Snappy Answers to Stupid 911 Requests
  17. At the "knock-shop" <adult>
  18. Poetry Time This??
  19. joke-clean: How Do U Pray?
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27th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The English <adult humor>
  2. Put-Downs
  3. The right price <off. to Bill & Hillary>
  4. Before you upgrade your software
  5. 10 ways to stress your roommate
  6. Twas the week before Super Bowl (offensive to Patriots)
  7. Its A Wacky World
  8. Heres Something everyones been waiting for... A PACKER RIP! < CLEAN >
  9. Stupid Brain Jokes, etc...
  10. 75 Reasons Women Shouldnt Talk <sexist, adult>
  11. Humor: Three Old Men
  12. Humor: Religious Left
  13. The Good And The Bad <Part 1,offensive to femmes>
  14. Woman Trouble
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28th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Less than Faithful <adult humor>
  2. Classified Ads <clean>
  3. Joke (Distasteful)
  4. Liars & Lying
  5. One evening in a diner (gross)
  6. Changing light bulb. <offensive to women>
  7. Humor: Merged companies funnies
  8. The Statue
  9. Its A Wacky World
  10. misc.
  11. Real News <off to stupid passeng & drunk drivers>
  12. How cold is it <not offensive>
  13. <No subject given>
  14. Talkin Yankee
  15. Barbie Speaks Out
  16. 75 Reasons Women Are NOT to Talk <language, sexist, adult>
  17. Performance Problem <adult, sexual>
  18. A Bunch Of PJs <clean>
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29th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Sleeping beauty <adult>
  2. More Misc Jokes <adult humor>
  3. Classified Ads <clean>
  4. Psychiatrists <inoffensive>
  5. Mouse Balls (suggestive)
  6. Cartoon Humor
  7. Humor: a favorite quote
  8. The Dyslexic Nurse <adult>
  9. New words? <non-offensive>
  10. The Deadly Bus <<<<<<<<<<<< OFFENSIVE TO BLACKS, ALSO RACIST>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  11. REJECTED VICTORY SLOGANS FOR THE GREEN BAY PACKERS
  12. The pope <offensive to catholics>
  13. Adultery - Fornication <not offensive>
  14. The Top 12 Things You Dont Want to Hear From Tech Support <good clean
  15. Humor:Abort,Retry,Ignore
  16. JOKE-RATED: May be offensive to Ebonites
  17. Fashion <suggestive>
  18. Kids Jokes <clean>
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30th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. WAYS BRETT FAVRE CELEBRATED AFTER THE SUPER BOWL
  2. Marriage Quickies
  3. At The Vets ..<mild adult,offensive to dog owners>
  4. Benny the Serf(offensive to groaner-haters)
  5. Sisters of Mercy <Off. to us Catholics>
  6. Ugly Men <inoffensive>
  7. A little humor...
  8. Cold weather put into perspective <Offensive to the
  9. Its A Wacky World
  10. Raffis Brush With the Law <offensive to childrens singers with beards>
  11. 3 Sons <adult>
  12. A Skiers Dictionary
  13. Vasectomy
  14. Humor: Waiter, Waiter ...
  15. Kids Jokes <clean> (fwd)
  16. A Good Couple <clean>
  17. Bussiness is good <adult, foul language, sexual theme>
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31st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Sex Thoughts <adult humor>
  2. Rules for Cats (not off.)
  3. The Winning Numbers (not off.)
  4. Good Advice
  5. Tips for DC Tourists
  6. Questions to Ponder
  7. WAYS JERRY JONES CAN RAISE CAPITAL TO PAY OFF HIS INCOME TAXES
  8. Some quotes...
  9. <Humor?> An AOL dictionary
  10. Short Joke Possible bad language
  11. bumper sticker
  12. A Happy Meal
  13. Humor: Web Browser War
  14. Smallest Schools <adult , foul language , ref. to genetals>
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