The Humor List Postings for December 1996

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:27 AM
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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for December
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18th 19th 20th 21st 22nd
23rd 24th 25th 26th 27th Missing
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Workplace Humor <adult themes>
  2. Ill Show You Zipping
  3. lets go to town <adult>
  4. How to Write <Clean>
  5. CLINTON JOKES#4 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
  6. HUMOR List Traffic Report
  7. Another injury joke (not offensive)
  8. <HUMOR> Universal theories
  9. Interesting town (repeated donkey references)
  10. "Brokenhearted No More" <Scatalogical>
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2nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Did Ya Ever Wonder...
  2. Ill never be a pin-up <sigh>
  3. Food for thought... (not off.)
  4. Twins, twins, twins, ...
  5. Lawyer Jokes - Part 1/13 (off to Lawyers? naaawww)
  6. Now generation <clean and very cute>
  7. Bimbo-Blonde Jokes <may be offensive to blondes / some are UK or
  8. <off. to fat girls>
  9. Psychology humor...(offensive to democrats)...
  10. CLINTON JOKES#5 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
  11. Quotes On The Nature Of The Universe
  12. Engineering - may be offensive to engineers
  13. Murphys 20 Laws of Combat
  14. It Wasnt Fair! (Adult)
  15. Adult language, Offensive to religious people
  16. A couple mild ones from my wife
  17. Star Wars vs. Star Trek
  18. vetanarian joke
  19. my new stereo <adult>
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3rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. francophone humor <possibly offensive to non-French-speakers>
  2. Have you ever heard of DOOM?
  3. PJs (Part 1)
  4. The Model <adult humor>
  5. francophone pun <possibly offensive to non-French-speakers>
  6. Ill bet you 50 dollars
  7. Lawyer Jokes - Part 2/13 (off to Lawyers? you never know!)
  8. In the army now <adult, off. to army personnel>
  9. Lawyer Jokes (correction)
  10. Im sick! (really tacky).
  11. CLINTON JOKES#6 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
  12. Alzheimers joke----offensive to Alzheimers sufferers---
  13. The New Catholic (Religious)
  14. Racing Donkey (may be offensive to religious types)
  15. Christmas Poem (not offensive)
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4th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. PJs (Part 2/2)
  2. Women <adult humor>
  3. Question <Off. to older women>
  4. Safe Sex <gross>
  5. Exercise humor
  6. Donations - suggestive
  7. laws of physics
  8. Lawyer Jokes - Part 3/13 (off to Lawyers? do we care?)
  9. the mulla kyle knows about santa claus
  10. CLINTON JOKES#7 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
  11. A little known Egyptian fact
  12. Coffee, tea, or Charmins? (scatalogical)
  13. SOME HALLOWEEN FUN ( Adult Humor)
  14. Yet, ONE MORE Genie joke...
  15. "new" system problems <clean>
  16. animal crackers <adult>
  17. A Letter Home <a few sentences with adult themes>
  18. A Letter Home <a few sentences with adult themes>
  19. A Letter Home <a few sentences with adult themes>
  20. CLINTON JOKES#7 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
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5th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Pope, bread and chicken <off to Cath
  2. Easy Flame Form
  3. Police Story (TRUE from UK)
  4. Lawyer Jokes - Part 4/13 (off to Lawyers? equal opportunity!)
  5. Mistaken identity
  6. Aggie Joke <offensive to U of Texas grads>
  7. CLINTON JOKES#8 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
  8. joke: Re: CO/DL merger, new name idea (humor)
  9. Christmas joke (clean)
  10. Vampire bats
  11. Bills day off <pos.off.to postmen and milkmen>
  12. You Might Be a Foriegner If... (Ooze #9 Excerpt)
  13. Vibrators <Adult>
  14. A pet bet <adult>
  15. Some Interesting Trivia -- Part 4 -- Revised
  16. Offensive to elderly and deaf folks
  17. Medecine for the symptom
  18. books of special interest
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6th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. first airplane trip
  2. Gifts from Above
  3. In the News <adult theme>
  4. The Saviour
  5. Some great puns
  6. Spoon Humor <Adult>
  7. one of a kind <adult>
  8. Only a Jamaican <off to waiters>
  9. Communist Meteorologist (Off to Communists? )
  10. 6-year-old <clean and a must read>
  11. Lawyer Jokes - Part 5/13 (off to Lawyers? says who?!?)
  12. No Match For Elizabeth Taylor <clean>
  13. Priestly joke (sexual)
  14. Name Change
  15. Hear The One About The Mammogram?
  16. Wilbert and Santa <vulgarity at end>
  17. Southern Mores {may offend}
  18. HUMOR: Consumers Guide to Girlfriends
  19. A toy story...(sexual)
  20. The Contest (adult themes)
  21. Another Ooze #9 Excerpt- Unlikely Cultural Exports
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6th of December Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. Lawyer Jokes - Part 6/13 (off to Lawyers? ok, maybe to some)
  2. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Sexually offensive to anyone with taste,... and reindeer
  3. Toothache <Indonesia politics>
  4. Vent humor
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7th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Blonde Joke Revenge
  2. Storks (cute, the S-word)
  3. Brothel humor (sick, gross, off to women and most other creatures)
  4. Thanksgiving forecast
  5. application to live in New Jersey
  6. Fly and Cat <suggestive, adult language> ENJOY!!!!
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8th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Blonde Joke Revenge <adult humor>
  2. Politics Explained (And Thats No Bull) <political>
  3. Definition of the Internet
  4. CLINTON JOKES#9 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
  5. Bumper sticker
  6. Coke Joke <Offensive to Polish people>
  7. Chain letter from outer space <adult>
  8. Joke
  9. OJ Humor (funny, unless you are an OJ aholic!)
  10. In The News - Clinton, Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson
  11. three wise men <off. Southerners?>
  12. "For Dummies" books that will never be published
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9th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Holiday Cheer
  2. Hotel California
  3. Breath Analyser (off to blonds)
  4. My childhood
  5. How to annoy people
  6. Lawyer Jokes - Part 7/13 (off to Lawyers? ok, I ran out of cute things to say)
  7. CLINTON JOKES#10 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
  8. Conversation Starters
  9. Aphorisms - 80 lines
  10. Growin Santa <adult>
  11. Law on the March
  12. Bill Gates <adult; offensive to Microsoft, Bill Gates, Hugh Grant, Divine>
  13. Leper/Baseball joke <sick>
  14. A Letter Home
  15. Clinton Humor
  16. Hippie and Bus Driver (sick)
  17. War against USA <perhaps offensive to some countries>
  18. Think youve had a bad day?
  19. humor <shouldnt be offensive, mild explitive>
  20. Bumper Stickers
  21. FATHER AND SON TALK <GROSS , SICK>
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10th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Trio of Jokes <adult humor>
  2. Lil Johnny strikes again (adult theme)
  3. P+iJ
  4. Tennis Elbow {sexual content}
  5. How to annoy people
  6. Four men and their dogs <the f-word, off. to union members>
  7. Humor: suggestive - Advertising Boner!
  8. 25 Ways To Spoil Your Roommates Holiday
  9. Lawyer Jokes - Part 8/13 (off to Lawyers?)
  10. Signs you have nothing to do at work (non-offensive)
  11. Test
  12. The Chauffeur
  13. Odd marriages
  14. Cant buy me love <adult>
  15. CLINTON JOKES#11<Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
  16. (Fwd) Top 14 tips for surviving college (fwd)
  17. Clean humor
  18. Dark Suckers
  19. 42 <clean>
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11th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Resume Translator
  2. The Queue
  3. lawyers and nuclear waste <off. to lawyers>
  4. Kindergarten Crime
  5. Where do they come from??<Very off. to lawyers>
  6. Top 10 things Im tired of hearing
  7. RIGHT PEOPLE KEEP THROWING SNOBALLS AT ME SO HERE ARE A FEW!!!
  8. Horse Trading in my country (off language, Leroi)
  9. Christmas Cheer
  10. Software <off. to women>
  11. Church Bulletins
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11th of December Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. The dance of the bumble bee <adult>
  2. CLINTON JOKES#12 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
  3. Resume Translator
  4. Scientific Inquiry into Santa Claus
  5. TITLES <clean>
  6. Job search - clean & cute
  7. A story for Everybody, Anybody, Somebody, and Nobody
  8. Yo Mamma!!! <very rude, extremely offensive, especially to people>
  9. an old favorite <offensive to dyslexics?>
  10. Frog Princess
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12th of December Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. CLINTON JOKES#13<Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
  2. Humor:suggestive...real life
  3. anyone who wants to know<informative>
  4. Be Prepared
  5. SNOWBALLS
  6. Health Club Journal
  7. Correction to an old favorite <offensive to dyslexics?>
  8. horse sense
  9. The Devil and the Tough Guy <clean, off. to Denver fans>
  10. Confuscious <adult>
  11. Boy Scouts and Military (May be offensive to military)
  12. Christmas angels <rude language>
  13. Yo Momma!!!! <very rude and offensive, esp. to people>
  14. Space Visitors <No Offensive Material>
  15. humor: Ideas for the Tickle Me Elmo-less
  16. Riddle <off. to Texans and Okies>
  17. OJ Trial as told by Dr. Suess
  18. Golf Joke (off to some religions)
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12th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Sticky Problem <Gross , off. to woman , adult>
  2. Poes Cat
  3. Should Women Carry Guns
  4. TopFive Dr. Seuss Pick-Up Lines
  5. Why
  6. contraception poem [adult, only mildly so]
  7. Happy Easter!!!!
  8. merry xmas
  9. SNOWBALLS
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13th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Fem Jokes <some profanity>
  2. Prayers <possibly off. to religious people>
  3. Problems with Monkeys <Off. Tax Empl.>
  4. Joke-Rated:Snow white
  5. Wire brush <a bit tasteless>
  6. Three men <pos.off.to fat woman>
  7. Psychic Hotline (clean)
  8. Michael Jackson humor
  9. Giants tooth <groaner>
  10. Top 10 Reasons why Hannukah is Better than Xmas
  11. The salesman and the snake <clean>
  12. How to detect "get rich quick" schemes
  13. Evil Overlord
  14. Wither the Internet
  15. Limbaugh humor
  16. Christmas Humor, author unknown <long>
  17. In church...
  18. another bad pun
  19. Almost Perfect <reference to sex organ>
  20. Our Gang <N-Word....Racist..Sex>
  21. no TV? <clean but silly>
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14th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. how to deal with cramming for finals
  2. <No subject given>
  3. Few jokes <adult>
  4. Divorce Story <Maybe Adult>
  5. wacky Definations..
  6. Horoscope <adult theme, rude, off.to just about everyone> (75 lines)
  7. Jokes <adult, poss.off to catholics >
  8. Lawn Mower <Depends what you think>
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15th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. King of the Jungle
  2. Football - USA
  3. The Brave - (offensive to Native Americans)
  4. Chaplains Thought <possibly offensive to born-again fanatics>
  5. Texas Beefcake
  6. In The News - American politics, the FBI, OJ Simpson
  7. CLINTON JOKES#14 <Offensive to Democrats,Liberals,&Liars>
  8. <HUMOUR> Thieves steal strange things
  9. More Nate
  10. Pregnancy humor, especially labor
  11. Computer viruses
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16th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. last thoughts during a final
  2. Frankly speaking
  3. Seminars for women <off to women>
  4. Corporate Translator
  5. Question <Clean>
  6. One liner <offensive to dyslexics>
  7. Female Joke (Off to women)
  8. Quickies - mostly elephants (risque)
  9. Humor: Gay Midget
  10. Dolly Parton <suggestive>
  11. Joke-Clean:If Restaurants functioned like MicroSoft....
  12. More computer viruses
  13. Variation on a theme (offensive to Minnesotans)
  14. Dr. SeussTrek
  15. A Riddle
  16. Top Ten Christmas Quotations
  17. Under the sea
  18. The Quickie
  19. The Cabbie <oral sex reference>
  20. <HUMOUR> An ode to Xmas indigestion
  21. Late at night
  22. Question <Suggestive>
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17th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. <No subject given>
  2. Seminars for men <off.to men>
  3. Statistician. (off to statisticians)
  4. The lighter side of the law
  5. Miscellaneous <maybe risque & 1 taboo word>
  6. Humor: assorted news......
  7. More pregnancy humor
  8. humor
  9. Dry joke
  10. the christmas trousers
  11. Wedding night blues <adult>
  12. Beginner programs
  13. More Pregnancy Humor <not for the faint-hearted!>
  14. Sick Christmas joke
  15. How to Score Points with a Women (Part 1 of 3)
  16. Various <offensive to Poles, nude women, Woody Allen>
  17. Super Contractor
  18. A Better Mouse Trap
  19. Gay Jacuzzi (TM) Joke: <adult><sick><off. to gays>
  20. The Xmas Files
  21. On my tea bag (one liner)
  22. Commemorative bonds & Bosnia Bumberstickers
  23. THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, TEXAS STYLE
  24. The TEX-MEX "Night before Christmas"
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18th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. snowman humor <crude, offensive language>
  2. Corporate Translator (3 of 3)
  3. One liners (off to Surds)
  4. Please Miss. <adult>
  5. Another "Night Before Christmas"
  6. Humor: The Colonoscopy
  7. Snappy dresser
  8. Law on the March
  9. more one liners
  10. staff element
  11. How to Score Points with a Women (Part 2 of 3)
  12. Barbie (adult)
  13. Bar Joke <off. to most people>
  14. Unlikely Cultural Exports from Ooze #9
  15. Tis the season
  16. Military Management Evaluation <sick, offensive language, offensive to Atlantians>
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19th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The WorkPlace
  2. Quotes
  3. Smithsonian Humor
  4. Cannibals <nuf said>
  5. One-liner (cynical)
  6. Humor: Santas Check Ride - sick
  7. The Night Before Christmas <adult><Off t
  8. Actual bumper stickers
  9. The 3.10 to Yuma <adult>
  10. marital problems ( cute )
  11. 2 Gays and a Genie <offensive to homosexuals and blacks - s+f-words>
  12. How to Score Points with a Women (Part 3 of 3)
  13. Toms malady
  14. Med exam (suggestive)
  15. Scientific proof of the existence of Santa, redux
  16. More One Liners
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20th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Misc Personal Ads
  2. Readers Digest
  3. Humor: suggestive
  4. A different kind of Secret Santa
  5. ballad of BOBBITT hillbillies<offensive to John Bobbitt> language
  6. Inner Peace Alert
  7. Consumer Fights Back
  8. Latest Edict from Microsoft
  9. holiday greetings
  10. Only in Merrye Olde Engolond
  11. take a note <adult>
  12. Ghost story (sexual reference)
  13. OJ wins custody of his kids
  14. Breast humor
  15. Entrance Exam <offensive to football players>
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21st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Cookies: Engineering Receipe
  2. old shit cautionary tale
  3. Doctor Joke
  4. fwd: Signs seen around the world
  5. Things our little ones say <cute, maybe off. to blacks>
  6. Cats <no off.>
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22nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Neat Bumper Stickers
  2. The frog <sick>
  3. Newts Glass Eye (off to the blindly loyal)
  4. offensive to jehovahs witnesses, so sorry
  5. The $ 64 000 question <adult>
  6. Legally speaking...
  7. Govt Night Before X-Mas]
  8. MSDS for Wo-off to v. sensitive women
  9. The Tatoo <adult>
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23rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Oysters <Offensive to oysters>
  2. Misc Thoughts
  3. 12 days of xmas, politically correct
  4. Helping Hand <mildly adult>
  5. safe sex <suggestive> offensive to pharmacists with daughters
  6. Law on the March
  7. Language Disease
  8. More bumper sticker sightings<mildly offensive language>
  9. Re : Ebonics
  10. Humor:Programmers Xmas
  11. Entrance Exam - Answers
  12. Football
  13. Her name is mister Ed <no off.>
  14. Another definition of the internet
  15. The Rug
  16. Chaplains Thought <offensive to Santa>
  17. The New Priest
  18. GM announces instant-win airbags (dark humor, not really offensive)
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24th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Christmas Season
  2. Scratch & sniff (rude anatomical word)
  3. Chaplains Thought
  4. Health Care FAQ <offensive to MBs (Medical Bureaucrats)>
  5. Holiday Fruitcake Recipe (poss. off. to teatotalers)
  6. Seasons Greetings!
  7. 12 Days of Christmas <language,sexual,long>
  8. Were the world ! ! !
  9. Fruedian Slip (offensive to wives)
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25th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Christmas Controversies
  2. Russians (off. to Russians)
  3. The Nose Knows
  4. Indian Boom <no off>
  5. Yuletide humor - sexual reference
  6. Little Johnny in Body parts, feat Stuck (no 2-18 yo)
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26th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Lil Johnny Again <mild adult>
  2. Letter from Mom
  3. Temperance
  4. Save your kisses for me <no off>
  5. The Great Maine Moose Hunt
  6. lovers
  7. Contact Trouble (Medical Humor)
  8. In The News - Christmas, the IRS, American politics
  9. Sincerely Excruciating Thank-Yous -- Part 1
  10. Student Employment Opportunities <Adult Theme>
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27th of December Topics of the day:
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28th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. In The News - American politics, Los Angeles women
  2. Laws of Love & Dating <adult>
  3. cafe au pille <no off>
  4. Sincerely Excruciating Thank-Yous -- Part 3
  5. T&M - HUMOR: Ode to SPAM (fwd)
  6. Taxi Driver
  7. What do you call.. {sexual}
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29th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. New, new Math <adult>
  2. For Stephen King fans...
  3. Dear Abby <adult>
  4. Sincerely Excruciating Thank-Yous -- Part 4
  5. Little Known Firsts
  6. Mexican/cue ball comparison <off. to Mexicans/hispanics>
  7. My Xmas (Mildly offensive to OJ, environmentalists and Milli Vanilli - no profanity)
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30th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. May be offensive to the Irish
  2. Macho Driving Tips
  3. Parrot joke <fowl language :o) >
  4. Urban myths from Hell
  5. Sincerely Excruciating Thank-Yous -- Part 5
  6. <adult><off. to homosexuals>
  7. offensive to cat lovers...1 naughty word...
  8. horse sign (true, clean)
  9. The Canine Codices
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31st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. the preachers mule
  2. Happy New Year
  3. Traffic Cop <Off. Traffic Cops>
  4. The Genie <Off.to Irish>
  5. Wet Dream <rather long, very punny>
  6. 101 things not to say during sex<adult theme><part 1 of 2>
  7. Sincerely Excruciating Thank-Yous -- Part 6
  8. White Lies (Adult themes)
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