The Humor List Postings for June 1996

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Top Ten Signs You Bought The Wrong Computer
  2. Quotes part 71
  3. scriptural worse
  4. possibly offensive to women/Native Americans
  5. Cross breeding<Off. to lawyers, rats, & mice>
  6. Law on the March
  7. Test of Intelligence [off for med school students]
  8. Ill Try Anything Once (Scatological reference)
  9. Ladies Changing room (off. to the overweight)
  10. Awful Pun <for nerds only>
  11. your cat
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2nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Old Swifties
  2. assorted HUMOR
  3. HUMOR List Traffic Report
  4. The Official Sex Quiz (offensive language to some)
  5. Talk About Bad Luck!
  6. Appples (offensive)
  7. A dry joke
  8. Cannibals
  9. Quotes aprt 72
  10. CLINTON JOKE (offensive to Clinton supporters)
  11. Humor: Road Building
  12. Give up smoking?.....(possible moral offense)...
  13. Law on the March
  14. Giraffe hunting <offensive to Newt>
  15. Robin Hood?
  16. Computer engineer/computer geek...[poss off. to engineers/computer geeks]
  17. Balanced diet? <off. Irish>
  18. The Bickersons - "Its 3 a.m., Blanche!" pt 1 of 6
  19. Assorted HUMOR
  20. Appearances Are So Important
  21. Muso joke (inoffensive, but many may not get it)
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3rd of June Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. nuns trying the outside world <suggestive>
  2. One of Fulghums Funnies [Clean]
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3rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Light relief
  2. Aplication to be ill <off. to loafers>
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4th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Doomed from the start <adult themes, language>
  2. Close encounters.
  3. Q&A<adult themes>
  4. FWD: Marriage Humor (from the Cornell humor list)
  5. Humor: Ford Slogans
  6. The Bickersons - "Its 3 a.m., Blanche!" pt 2 of 6
  7. Newly Married (sexual theme)
  8. Drug bust? <adult themes>
  9. Which is the better deal? <not offensive>
  10. stupid jokes(not off.)
  11. Old Man Murphy
  12. Revenge of the Exam Proctor...
  13. The Judge
  14. assotred humor
  15. Computer Humor [I think!] (Clean)
  16. off to gays/one vulgarity
  17. billboard advertisement <suggestive/sexual>
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5th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Irish joke <could be off.to Irish>
  2. Doctor Joke
  3. sex humor <none offensive>
  4. which hooker
  5. May be offensive to some!!!
  6. Differences in the sciences <non-offensive>
  7. Humor: Gene Splitting
  8. The Bickersons - "Its 3 a.m., Blanche!" pt 3 of 6
  9. Energy Bunny Dies <mildly offensive>
  10. Light my fire <adult themes>
  11. Law on the March
  12. An Unlikely Hero (Offensive to Lawyers)
  13. Is Your Computer A Protestant Or A Catholic?
  14. some signs seen around in India
  15. Swiftie
  16. assorted humor (a collection)
  17. A Greek Tragedy <may offend archeoligists>
  18. truck driver (offensive to some)
  19. Humorous e-mail signatures <off. Christians>
  20. In The News - Silly American politics and more...
  21. Story from Uncle John
  22. A invitation
  23. More Tom Swifties
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6th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. More Tom Swifties
  2. The same move <ADULT THEME>
  3. raising snakes
  4. Man in the restaurant <Clean joke>
  5. Offensive only to sneaky cops
  6. Humor: Eunuchs
  7. The Bickersons - "Its 3 a.m., Blanche!" pt 4 of 6
  8. Seminar for Males <offensive to males>
  9. Law on the March
  10. none <possible offensive to Buddhists>
  11. Sven and Ole Go Shopping
  12. Statisticians (not offensive)
  13. Computers (non-off)
  14. Delightful daughters? <adult themes>
  15. Toy Story (offensive to Disneyphiles)
  16. FW: Questions about India <long, off to India-ignoramuses>
  17. Top Ten list <off. to Clintons>
  18. Indian nards <possibly offensive to Native Americans>
  19. Money Isnt Everything
  20. Story from My Uncle John
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7th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Born Republican? (offensive to homophobic Republicans)
  2. Quotes part 73
  3. Sixth Commandment (fwd)
  4. Call me a doctor: CPR in Action
  5. Humor: Taxula <off. to Clinton Fans>
  6. Seminar for Women <offensive to women>
  7. Races <Clean joke>
  8. Law on the March
  9. The Bickersons - "Its 3 a.m., Blanche!" pt 5 of 6
  10. Clinton and Dole Poll.
  11. MGB Blues?
  12. Nun dies <off to Cath>
  13. Stories from My Uncle John
  14. The Art of the Limerick <Sexually explicit--possibly offensive to Mothers>
  15. Money Isnt Everything
  16. memory loss <poss. off. to elderly>
  17. In The News - American politics, Di, health care
  18. tried once
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8th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. The Art of the Limerick <Bodily functions--extremely offensive to some>
  2. Do It Yourself Project
  3. Law on the March
  4. Sluggo Press Release
  5. medical checkup <slightly gross>
  6. Stories from My Uncle John
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9th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Whoops!
  2. What is your opinion of the meat shortage?
  3. The Art of the Limerick <Sexually explicit language--possibly offensive to Religious>
  4. Law on the March
  5. Stories from My Uncle John
  6. Im sure glad that Bill Clinton is protecting my medicare
  7. assorted humor
  8. A bust in the mouth! <adult themes>
  9. Sluggo Press Release
  10. Quotes
  11. Doctor visit; memory loss redux <poss. off. to incompetent physicians, the elderly>
  12. Dumb Criminals <offensive to dumb criminals only, I think>
  13. Costume Party <profanity>
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10th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Quotes part 74
  2. Guinness <adult theme>
  3. Slobovian cat <offensive to Slobovians>
  4. The Art of the Limerick <Sexually graphic and offensive language>
  5. To all employees
  6. The Bickersons - "Its 3 a.m., Blanche!" pt 6 of 6
  7. Humor: Little Known Facts
  8. Chivalry is Not Dead (offensive to women with...well, youll have to read the joke)
  9. Quick bash at Pam...
  10. Ballad of John Bobbit <offensive to Bobbit>
  11. Limericks (clean)
  12. Law on the March
  13. The Magic Stocking
  14. Life sucks! <off. to gays>
  15. If Microsoft was HQed in South Georgia
  16. Lesbian Dinosaur [offensive to lesbians]
  17. assorted humor
  18. Blind man and dog
  19. Religious types in Heaven (offensive to right to lifers)
  20. Translations... <non-offensive S-word once>
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11th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Quotes part 75
  2. riddle
  3. Humor: Adventures of Polly Nomial <suggestive>
  4. Toilet Humour?
  5. Law on the March
  6. a new version of the serenity prayer <off. religious?>
  7. How to Dodge Religious Solicitors (fwd)
  8. Teenagers (offensive to teenagers)
  9. FACTS ABOUT MEN pt 1 of 2 If you are man enough, its funny.
  10. Gay visits doctor <offensive to Gays>
  11. Dont slam the lid! <adult themes>
  12. Three little jokes...
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12th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor: The Preachers Visit
  2. Machine Service <non offensive>
  3. Law on the March
  4. Doctor Visit....penis talk (offensive to small guys!?)
  5. Getting a kick outta life (suggestive)
  6. Another tech support story...(offensive to certain users)...
  7. Looking for a snappy insult?
  8. Lepper Jokes <Sick>
  9. more limericks <adult>
  10. Getting a kick outta life
  11. old bacon
  12. domestic chores (fwd) <suggestive>
  13. I wish all the ladies..(adult themes)
  14. FACTS ABOUT MEN Pt 2 of 2
  15. Facts about Women <offensive>
  16. philosophy
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13th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. A dry joke
  2. Brussel sprouts <adult theme>
  3. Another Preachers Visit
  4. Humor: Windows Bashing <off. to people who like windows>
  5. Law on the March
  6. news (?) convent closing
  7. No butts about it <adult themes>
  8. more dumb criminals
  9. Notice of Increased Tax Payments (may offend men)
  10. Why I cant make it to work today..
  11. What you SHOULDNT say in a Victoria Secret store <adult>
  12. Some kiddie humor
  13. Soaring with eagles {Language}
  14. Chaplains Thought <Macabre>
  15. Another British-aristocracy limerick
  16. Tried once
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14th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Reply to: Notice of Increased Tax Payments
  2. Little Johnny <adult themes>
  3. Flame Form Letter (off to newbies) 1/2
  4. Married(may offend men) and Bill Clinton (may offend Clinton & Arkansasians)
  5. Law on the March
  6. Humor: Clinton Statue Committee <off. to Clinton Supporters>
  7. Secrets to Success
  8. Democrats and Republicans <poss. offensive>
  9. Dennis Miller on Animal Rights<language, adult themes>
  10. Stories from National Parks <off. to stupid people>
  11. Switch-hitter? <off. to gays>
  12. Academic Folklore <11-letter sexual term>
  13. O.J. and Pee Wee (sexual)
  14. The Bickersons - "Why didnt you call?" pt 1 of 6
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15th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Law on the March
  2. Brand Name Condoms
  3. Legal Humour
  4. Whats in a Name?
  5. Flame Form Letter (off to newbies) 1/2
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16th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Joke Avertisment <not offensive>
  2. Jesus Second chance (possibly offensive to Christians)
  3. Law on the March
  4. wedding
  5. Diet
  6. Assorted Humor
  7. Humid recital stirs Bangkok
  8. Witch joke <Adult theme, but stupid>
  9. Wanted an A+ <adult themes>
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17th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Riddle (off. to gays)
  2. good news / bad news < may offend Clinton lovers>
  3. Tasteless Joke <off. to lepers>
  4. Law on the March
  5. The Bickersons - "Why didnt you call?" pt 2 of 6
  6. last things..man..say <adult themes, language, may off. men>1of2
  7. Plane humor
  8. Humor: Cake Baking
  9. Engine Repair Price List
  10. What size bra? <adult themes>
  11. Ole and Lena <may be offensive to Norwegians>
  12. Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
  13. MVS or VMS? <apologies to Shakespeare>
  14. Tampons--(adult oriented)
  15. a few short dumb criminal jokes
  16. Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! (2)
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18th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. The 10 DOS Commandments
  2. Best you turn
  3. More Limericks (adult themes)
  4. Top 10
  5. The Psychiatric Hotline
  6. Humor: Excuses For Missing Work
  7. The Bickersons - "Why didnt you call?" pt 3 of 6
  8. DUCM?
  9. last things...woman...say <adult themes, may off. women>2of2
  10. Dennis Miller on Education <language>
  11. Computer and men (Off to men)
  12. a Travelling Salesman <vaguely scatological>
  13. Morge Humor <non-offensive>
  14. Wedding and Marriage Humor (non-offensive)
  15. Salesman in Mexico (S-word)
  16. Horoscope (may offend everyone)
  17. The fish (offensive? . . . Doubt it)
  18. Can you say "duh"? <poss. offensive to stupid people>
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19th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Quest for peace
  2. DUCM?
  3. Humor: Black Eye
  4. The Bickersons - "Why didnt you call?" pt 4 of 6
  5. Law on the March
  6. Clues for the Clueless
  7. Can you say "duh"? <poss.offensive to stupid people>
  8. Dennis Miller on Infomercials <language, adult themes>
  9. Sexist joke. (off. women).
  10. Tech Support Joke...
  11. Mechanics prices
  12. Profit & Loss statement? <off. to gays>
  13. How to deal with the Freemen
  14. driving test
  15. smoking (may offend smokers)
  16. considerate "Dumb Criminals"
  17. men and sex (rude but not offensive)
  18. Family Humor <non-off>
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20th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. nuns
  2. How Guys Pick Their Clothes
  3. Humor: Sex Man Page for Eunuchs <suggestive>
  4. The Bickersons - "Why didnt you call?" pt 5 of 6
  5. Law on the March
  6. Can you say "duh"? <poss. offensive to stupid people>
  7. Political humor <possibly off to GOP, Dole, or Clinton fans>
  8. How to be annoying (part 1)
  9. Sleeping sickness?
  10. What conservatives believe? (Beware Southerners & Republicans)
  11. Dennis Miller on Cosmetic Surgery<language>
  12. More Ways to be Irritating
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21st of June Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. Computer related quotes
  2. Reasons I came to work late
  3. green ball
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21st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Multiple Kisses.
  2. The Top 17 Signs Youve Had Too Much To Drink at Your Company Picnic
  3. Humor: RULES for DEPRESSION
  4. Cultural Differences (not offensive)
  5. Halloween party (mild adult theme)
  6. Law on the March
  7. The Bickersons - "Why didnt you call?" pt 6 of 6
  8. Economist Joke
  9. Quotes part 76
  10. Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handy
  11. Stupid Questions <not offensive>
  12. top five <poss. offensive to russians>
  13. Gays in a car (off. to gays)
  14. Troubling Thoughts
  15. Law as it Should Be...
  16. Dennis Miller on Sports<language>
  17. Troubling Thoughts
  18. Job hunting (offensive to postal types)
  19. hidden meanings in names
  20. Diamonds can also be a guys best friend...(sexual innuendo)...
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22nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. In The News - American Politics, sexual references
  2. review humor
  3. Happily Married???
  4. Mouse Balls
  5. Cool Things About a Car that goes Faster than the Speed of Light
  6. Humorous student answers
  7. floods....pros/cons
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23rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Backpacking <offensive to Slobovians>
  2. Law on the March
  3. Above the Law?
  4. Military censorship? Moral leadership, maybe.
  5. Unlucky number? <adult themes>
  6. Changing Professions
  7. A clean but "dumb" Marx joke
  8. The Caveman Song <clean>
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24th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Bubba at the Beach < may offend those with sensibility>
  2. Law on the March
  3. Humor: Fun Things for Professors to Do
  4. for the environmentalists
  5. computer sales/support survivor <offensive to certain users>
  6. Night shift? <off. to blondes>
  7. Uses for a business card
  8. Off for Englishmen and Kaffirs
  9. Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handy
  10. Church Bulletin Humor
  11. Joke-Clean:
  12. Doctor doctor! <adult themes>
  13. Snigglets (fwd)
  14. Joke-Clean:Dog joke <poss offense to dog lovers>
  15. A clean but "dumb" Marx joke
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25th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Last confession
  2. A Couple of :> ) (off. to Smurfs & Nuns)
  3. Humor: Addicted to the net
  4. Pirate joke. (Not too offensive)
  5. Useless Inventions - Part 1 of 2
  6. Law on the March
  7. Harpo strikes again!
  8. Surprise! <off. to hunters>
  9. Party of Hypocrisy (part 1)<Am political humor>
  10. Humour slips of the tounge
  11. Problem Solving
  12. Another Van der Merwe [Off to kaffirs]
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26th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. <offensive - political>25 Ways to Piss off Campus Leftists
  2. Quotes part 77
  3. Useless Inventions - Part 2 of 2
  4. opening time at a small clothing shop
  5. Another RSA joke [off to Kaffirs]
  6. Humor: Two Baseball Stories
  7. Daily Prayer
  8. Owed Two The Spelling Checker
  9. Iowa History
  10. whats the difference between... [political humour]
  11. Expansions of some countries (Bad Language and offensive)
  12. The ShipWreck
  13. Q&A [off. women]
  14. My drunk uncle.
  15. Instructions for DC tourists <poss. off. to stupid tourists>
  16. Final Grades
  17. Joke (may be offensive to city officials and or construction people)
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27th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. <No subject given>
  2. Arrest <off. to white bigots and South Africans>
  3. More RSA Jokes [off. to Kaffirs]
  4. Perils of Translating from One Language to Another
  5. Humor: Drinking Problem
  6. Blanche Bickersons Driving Lesson, pt 1 of 5
  7. Midgets <midgets, sexual>
  8. Blonde joke revisited <off. to blondes>
  9. Are you shia you dont know whats going on?
  10. Party of Hypocrisy (part 2) <Am political satire>
  11. The honeymoon.
  12. Dandruff <sexual>
  13. Assorted Humor
  14. Southern Talk (may be offensive to native southerners)
  15. Fly-Flee-Flew
  16. Payment Due
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28th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Senator Klunk <political>
  2. US West Quotes <off. to US West employees?>
  3. Political humor <off to turkish voters, including me>
  4. Fwd: More Expansions (Bad Language)
  5. Darwin Award <worth reading>
  6. Time and Space--Definitions
  7. Humor: The Goddess Kali
  8. Blanche Bickersons Driving Lesson, pt 2 of 5
  9. Law on the March
  10. Law on the March
  11. One wish: Offen. to humorless jews, blacks and rednecks...
  12. Deep Thoughts...by Jack Handey
  13. Sexual Puns (Risque)
  14. Rest in pieces <adult themes>
  15. Fishing in a Fishure (Lots of "F" words) :>)
  16. helen keller <off to deaf,dumb,and blind>
  17. Radio station <off to women>
  18. In The News - American & Russian politics, more
  19. The Accident
  20. joke
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29th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Another Van der Merwe [could be offensive to Texans]
  2. anecdote:In Hurry
  3. King Of The Jungle
  4. From the July _Readers Digest_
  5. Girl from St. Paul (suggestive)
  6. Bob Dole visits senior citizens
  7. Talking garments
  8. Boy hears bad word <contains 1 1/2 "dirty" words>
  9. Clothes make the man? <adult themes>
  10. Womenview : Mildly offensive to men.
  11. N.Y Man Holds Chickens Hostage
  12. assorted Humor
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30th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. math quiz
  2. Another Miserable Pun!
  3. What Will They Say About Me
  4. Some Words can give you power
  5. Sexually suggestive - no bad words
  6. assorted humor
  7. Old folks poem (slightly off-color)
  8. HUMOR: taxidermy (slightly naughty)
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