The Humor List Postings for February 1996

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Faith healer <off. to disabled>
  2. Promo for Inside Edition
  3. Alien date book (offensive to earthlings)
  4. Stupid Quote of the Day!!!
  5. Airport Terminology
  6. Canadian Flag Causes Stir (Fwd)
  7. Frog talk <adult theme>
  8. Meat
  9. Lost & Found <adult themes>
  10. B.O.F.H. #5 <Adult content, language>
  11. <No subject given>
  12. Train Games <not offensive>
  13. Yogi
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Ways To Cope With The Cold
  2. Political Humor (offensive to Hillary and Chelsea)
  3. Fun things to do in a mall (part 2 of 2)
  4. Shopping spree. <adult themes>
  5. Truth in Advertising <off. to the sensitive?>
  6. Wedded Bliss (off. to Poles & Aggies)
  7. True story
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. HumorList Traffic Report
  2. Castles in the sky (poss. off. to writers, actors, & agents)
  3. Have you fallen asleep in church?
  4. Ala carte? <adult themes>
  5. How to be a cool Asian<offensive to Asians>
  6. Lettermans Top Ten Signs Your Spouse is Having an Affair on the Computer
  7. More ways to cope with cold <some adult themes>
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. polar bear joke <contains the "f" word>
  2. Clintons Pig <off. to Clinton Fans>
  3. "Nothing Happened while I was away?!?!?"...
  4. Grand Canyon? <adult themes>
  5. Bill Gates Dies (poss. off. to software companies)
  6. Pinky & The Brain (Off to Bill Gates)
  7. What Cats Bring Home <some vulgar language>
  8. Forbes joke (off. to the easily offended)
  9. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet - February 9, 1996
  10. Stoopid Jokes part II <A Bit Crude>
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Dry joke
  2. Say "Aaaah!" <sexual content>
  3. Blind Dates (Part 1)
  4. toothy humor <might be offensive to hillfolk>
  5. Dishes (adult humor)
  6. Clean shave? <adult themes>
  7. Stupid Quote of the Day!!!
  8. B.O.F.H. #6 <Mild Language>
  9. First words <one bad word>
  10. Magic Johnson and NBA
  11. Sneezing German Virgin <off. to women>
  12. More Thoughts on the Cold -- This Time from Texas
  13. Well, it was a lot cheaper...
  14. genital pun
  15. Really Bad Joke <Not Offensive>
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Standardizing language within the European Community
  2. Bits from Letterman <adult theme>
  3. Slightly Surreal Riddle <sick>
  4. Lil Johnny <Off to Hindus, mildly suggestive>
  5. Lil Johnny <f*** word>
  6. Quotes part 23/88
  7. Female anatomical language; offensive to judges, women, among others
  8. Blind Dates (Part 2)
  9. (Dedication) Thoughts on College
  10. Who pays on the date <non-offensive>
  11. more cold remedies (from Omaha Ne)
  12. One day at a funeral procession...
  13. Nuts to you! <adult themes>
  14. Crude joke (contains talking sperm)
  15. Bad timing
  16. Snail and turtle
  17. On the docket
  18. Steve Forbes Catch Phrases <not offensive>
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Misc Jokes (1/30)
  2. SEX (rude)
  3. South Pole. (fwd)
  4. The customer is aways right
  5. Man and Female Gorilla <sexual content, language>
  6. One liners and "Books written" <risque, racist>
  7. 25 Stress Reducing Thoughts
  8. Telecommunications Act <not funny>
  9. Have a nice trip!
  10. Bear Bells...
  11. Driving in Seattle: A visitors primer (fwd)
  12. Particle Physics Spam
  13. Three Worst Chinese Torture Tests
  14. Short Joke <Offensive Language>
  15. Workplace hazards
  16. Im glad Im a woman (off. to men)
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. food (clean) pun
  2. Misc Jokes (2/30)
  3. Quotes 24/88
  4. Is it a complete story ?
  5. Stupid Quote of the Day!!
  6. Prayer
  7. Fishing Trip <clean>
  8. B.O.F.H. #7 <Mild Language>
  9. Hung jury? <adult themes>
  10. Great .sig! (2)
  11. lawyer funnies (possibly off. to stupid laywers)
  12. Cleveland Browns
  13. Car Accident (Off. to Catholics & Jews)
  14. Re: Great .sig!
  15. Letter to the Owner
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Bohemians
  2. Misc Jokes (3/30)
  3. What was that about a bear <gross, language, off. to bears and rabbits>
  4. April fool! <adult themes>
  5. In The News - Involves American politics, Elvis, Lisa Marie Presley
  6. Offensive to Newt Gingrich (If he is a sensitive person)
  7. riddle
  8. just a regular joke
  9. Things I hope to get for valentines day
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Misc Jokes (4/30)
  2. In The News - May be off to aging Monkees, John Smith, women, cats
  3. Whos the Boss...
  4. Winter wonderland <some profanity>
  5. Off The Wire
  6. Breast Enlargement <vulgar language; off. to women>
  7. The house auction <clean> and thank yous
  8. On the docket (part 2)
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Stevie Wonder <poss. offensive to the blind>
  2. Quotes 25/88
  3. Save the Whales (sexually suggestive)
  4. Fireman <sexual>
  5. The Complete Tan (adult theme)
  6. Stupid Quote of the Day!!
  7. High School
  8. How cold is it?
  9. How to rite good {non-offensive}
  10. B.O.F.H. #8 <Mild Language>
  11. All in the family <adult themes>
  12. Land Ho!
  13. Horse Riding
  14. John DuPont <off. Post Office, DuPonts>
  15. Getting married <adult theme>
  16. Political correctness for sports team names <not off>
  17. On the docket (part 3)
  18. Fun at a nudist colony??????
  19. Off The Wire
  20. Snap judgements about men/women (mild off. language)
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Misc Jokes (5/30)
  2. King Solomon Joke
  3. Dumb (but startlingly logical) diving joke
  4. Quotes 26/88
  5. Jean-Paul Sartres Cooking Diary
  6. Cows <one mild swear word>
  7. Fine creations in life... (Sexually offensive); Oldie but Goldie
  8. Stupid Quote of the Day!!!
  9. Misc Jokes (6/30)
  10. Driving: a follow-up to my posting.
  11. References? <adult themes>
  12. Bad Ads
  13. Groaner (but true)
  14. Spike Milligan joke <mod. risque>
  15. Racial Joke (offensive)
  16. Mildly Offensive Joke
  17. B.O.F.H. #9 <Off. Language>
  18. On the docket (part 4)
  19. viking sex in literature <adult theme>
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Religious Joke <off. to the religious, slow people>
  2. South Africa
  3. Misc Jokes (7/30)
  4. If Microsoft Built Cars
  5. Quotes 27/88
  6. Womans work <offensive to women>
  7. The Gambler
  8. B.O.F.H. #10 <mild lang>
  9. Mathematics and Valentines Day
  10. Rabbi Bobbitt? <adult themes>
  11. Pennsylvania comedy of errors
  12. Omni Contest <clean>
  13. File restoration application...
  14. Excerpt from a diary of a cat
  15. Short Joke <Off. to Russians and Jahovas Witness>
  16. Mark Twains plan for improvement of English spelling
  17. Dogs in bars???
  18. On the docket (part 5 of 5)
  19. Old Romantic? Joke For Valentines Day (VD), <Clean>
  20. How to attend a meeting
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Presidential Quotes
  2. Sardarji Jokes < offensive to sikhs>
  3. Misc Jokes (9/30)
  4. automobile humor (not offensive)
  5. Churchill story
  6. DA BIG LIST
  7. Judgement Day <Off to Religeous, Irish, Jewish, Greek>
  8. Doctor Visit <off. language>
  9. Liar,liar, pants on fire.
  10. Childrens Opinions of Love....(Part 1)
  11. Q & A (Offensive to men - maybe)
  12. Quotes attributed to Prof. Noble...
  13. getting the cure
  14. Sunday driver?
  15. Parades (Mildly offensive to Irish and Gays)
  16. Restaurant joke
  17. laws of household physics [clean]
  18. Muddled Thoughts <Clean, But Muddy>
  19. PMS "Ode to Mrs. Fields"
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Misc Jokes (11/30)
  2. Q & A - offensive to some men
  3. Non-Sequitors anonymous
  4. Childrens Opinions of Love....Part 2
  5. Mommy Mommy <crude>
  6. Size - offensive
  7. possibly offensive to women golfers
  8. In The News - Involves American politics, gross bodily functions,
  9. Assorted Humor
  10. Insane assylum <offensive words>
  11. Two jokes: Little riske but probably non-offensive
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Campus Laughter Monday
  2. Assorted Humor
  3. How to get through a paper
  4. A Shakespear joke and Quotes part 29/88
  5. Anagrams <includes references to American Politics>
  6. Misc Jokes (12/30)
  7. 12.00 Oclock case < offensive to sikhs >
  8. An old joke at the election time
  9. Q & A - may be offensive to men
  10. The world according to Steven Wright
  11. Stupid Quote of the Day!!!!!
  12. Patent pending?
  13. Fat free
  14. A RADICAL NEW PROPOSAL FOR FINANCING THE CHURCH (2)
  15. Cajun Comedy (off. to Cajuns)
  16. Re: A RADICAL NEW PROPOSAL FOR FINANCING THE CHURCH
  17. Re: Q & A - offensive to some men
  18. Assorted Humor [pos offend drunks]
  19. Frog <Maybe Off. to Engineers>
  20. Interesting Licence plates
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Off The Wire
  2. Quotes part 30/88
  3. Rest Room Policy
  4. Q & A - May be offensive to men
  5. Office terminology <bad language>
  6. Easter knock-knock <non-offensive>
  7. Movie Depiction of Computers {clean}
  8. Beware of Resumania
  9. Husband and wife finally hear the great news: They arent dead
  10. Days of wine & roses? <some profanity>
  11. Wedding night <suggestive, not offensive>
  12. Q & A - May be offensive to women
  13. Cross the Road Joke <Crude, Off. to perverts>
  14. Misc Jokes (13/30)
  15. Cure for PMS? <vulgar>
  16. How to approach bad news
  17. Heaven & Hell (off. to Europeans)
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Comparison < Suggestive >
  2. Language Guide (poss. off. to WOMEN)
  3. Misc Jokes (14/30)
  4. Rolling stones & Scots
  5. Offensive Humor (Sexual Content)
  6. Short Joke <off to white males>
  7. Stupid Quote of the Day!!!
  8. The Year of the Rat
  9. Religious Joke <off. to the religious, slow people>
  10. Jaws?
  11. Airline Antics (off. to flight crews)
  12. Mermaid <clean>
  13. Bar Joke (sexual humor)
  14. What Makes New Yorkers Tick
  15. Mules <clean>
  16. Why Email is better than sex
  17. Alien Sex
  18. 30 fun things to do while driving
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Misc Jokes (15/30)...dedicated to LadyMidas@aol.com
  2. Quotes 31/88
  3. History (Part 1 of 2)
  4. Humor (Offensive to women)
  5. Experiments being performed on the space shuttle
  6. Interesting Licence plates
  7. "Cold Weather" humour (not offensive)
  8. Various Jokes <off. to everyone>
  9. Gods name (irreverent)
  10. Wouldnt this make a good bumper sticker?
  11. A real jerk? <adult themes>
  12. The Great White Hope
  13. The American Presidential Primary Race <political humor>
  14. Limerick
  15. Computers must be male (offensive to men)
  16. Black Leaders (offensive to followers of Louis Farrakhan)
  17. Reach out and touch someone ...
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Calling "SHOTGUN"
  2. Quotes 32/88
  3. Twins
  4. OXYMORONS <Not Offensive> (2)
  5. Re: OXYMORONS <Not Offensive>
  6. Funny chain letter/possible revenge
  7. Spring Cleaning
  8. Re: FUNNY CHAIN LETTER/REVENGE
  9. Fit to drink?
  10. What made Junior so happy?
  11. Bible passages
  12. Counterfeit errata, God, and a joke <offensive to the blind?>
  13. racist jokes <offensive to blacks>
  14. Bribes-to-Deliver Service
  15. Golfing humor
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. In The News - Involves American politics, off to racists
  2. Hot Tamales
  3. American Dialect Society
  4. Celibate? <adult themes>
  5. Quotes 33/88
  6. Blonde Joke <off. to Blondes>
  7. Blonde Joke <off. to non-Blondes>
  8. Xenobiologist Discovery
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. New Chemical Element Discovered
  2. Total eclipse? <adult themes>
  3. Tooter Tutor
  4. public transport (not off.)
  5. Signs your video project is going to suck
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Off The Wire
  2. At Midnight <rude>
  3. Quotes 34/88
  4. The Lay-off
  5. Baby Bells Pushing "Internet Service Tax"
  6. Clowning Around
  7. St Peter <may be offensive>
  8. New Barbie
  9. Quotes for the week... <not off.>
  10. Amish Joke <off. to Amish>
  11. Stealing Kisses
  12. Moo = I love you. <adult themes>
  13. School Kid Joke <offensive to blacks>
  14. Xmas Specials You Missed This Season
  15. History (part 2 of 2)
  16. Assorted Humor (clean)
  17. An officer and a gentleman? {adult themes}
  18. Men translations <offensive to men>
  19. Corrections to articles posted here (WARNING: POS. OFFENSIVE)
  20. Dear Landlord---
  21. One about Pepito
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Wayward baloon non offensive
  2. Humor On The Road <coarse language>
  3. Top Ten Stupidest Domain Names!
  4. West Virginia <off. to West Virginians>
  5. Quotes 35/88
  6. The Insurance Salesman
  7. Stupid Quote of the Day!!!
  8. Spring Cleaning
  9. Humor Disclaimer <not off.>
  10. Lincoln Revisited
  11. College for black prostitutes
  12. Washington Bullets
  13. Political lightbulbs (fwd) Off. to republicans
  14. Blonde Jokes <off. to Blondes>
  15. A Nun Story <poss. off. to nuns, cab drivers>
  16. Education Council Minutes - dissemination of useful information
  17. Babys bib
  18. Man & Giraffe <Bad Joke, Not Off.>
  19. off to Japanese
  20. off to Japanese (duplicate)
  21. Wiped out? <adult themes>
  22. A man walks into a bar. . . <graphic>
  23. Chain Letter of St. Paul to the Corinthians
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Luck <double meaning word>
  2. Computer lab fun <not off.>
  3. Office Prayer
  4. Humor Disclaimer <not off.> (fwd)
  5. Bubba and the Sheriff
  6. Bart Simpson chalkboard punishment lines (non-off.)
  7. Panda joke <sexual>
  8. Earplugs >sexual<
  9. Earplugs >sexual< (duplicate)
  10. Guyness Test <may be offensive to men>
  11. Deep penetration <adult themes>
  12. The 9 lives of an Eel (sexual humor)
  13. This can happen anywhere! <Offensive to self-indulging patients>
  14. Top 10 things heard at the Bobbit Trial
  15. More humor offensive to West Virginians
  16. Gone Fishin (off. to Hillbillies)
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Off The Wire
  2. Computers and your life
  3. Scientists of the Future
  4. What is Marriage?
  5. Kids quotes
  6. Traveling salesman <adult themes>
  7. six-shooters remedy <adult theme>
  8. Ball Bet <crude,off to chase manhatten bankers>
  9. Rednecks <off. to rednecks>
  10. Eat your vegetables (sexual, contains the *f* word)
  11. Two Time Loser
  12. Jesus Christ the son
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29th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Al Davis and the Raiders
  2. Quotes part 36/88
  3. The Princesss Baby
  4. Q & A - may be offensive to the gender challenged
  5. No pain, no gain <adult themes>
  6. Pat Buchanan
  7. Golf <adult theme - suggestive>
  8. Kid Science
  9. Family problems
  10. How to get Drunk for Under $5
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