The Humor List Postings for January 1996

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor: You know youre getting older when...
  2. Shot in the dark? <adult themes>
  3. Cultural diffs
  4. David Brinkley early TV news goof-up
  5. Balls (Strictly adult theme!)
  6. Are you addicted to e-mail?
  7. SAVOIR-FAIRE (mild; suggestive)
  8. Letter to Home Office <clean>
  9. Algebra at Eden
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2nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Expanded version
  2. Humor: WANTED!
  3. Nominee for Darwin Award 1996 <off. Tigers and drinkers>
  4. The Chain Letter of St. Paul (religion)
  5. My lips are sealed.
  6. Friends
  7. Political (Off. to Congressmen!)
  8. Taxation
  9. Growing pains 3 <adults only>
  10. In the beginning <a couple of offensive words>
  11. Los Angeles <Offensive to Angelinos>
  12. Because I Said No <clean>
  13. Assorted Humor <clean>
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3rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Brain Damage Quiz
  2. Quotes part 8 of 88
  3. Height - VI
  4. Republican poem about FDR <acid humor>
  5. Humor: Stand Up!
  6. Bobbitt...Would you believe?
  7. Baseball Rules Revised
  8. Sister Marys Original Cure (religion)
  9. Bob & Doug McKenzies 12 Days of Christmas?
  10. Son of redneck <some profanity>
  11. "Where Was George?" (poss. off. to Ted Kennedy fans)
  12. Department of Redundancy Dept.
  13. 3 Chances <rude>
  14. Death of a Redneck-not offensive
  15. Reasons not to wear shoes
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4th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. <No subject given>
  2. your mail
  3. Humor: DOS Upon A Midnight Dreary
  4. The Rules (clean, mildly off.)
  5. parental notes to school secretaries
  6. Fore! <some profanity>
  7. nuts
  8. witty sayings <clean>
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5th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. In The News - American politics, may also be off to Prince Charles,
  2. THE GOLF PRO (mild)
  3. **** Rating Your Party (by Dave Berry)
  4. Comedian anecdote
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6th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. HUMOR List Traffic Report
  2. Adult theme (bestiality)
  3. Barnyard Story < dirty word>
  4. Top Ten 1996 Resolutions
  5. Humorous quotation
  6. The Morale Builder 1 of 2 <off. to servicemen>
  7. Measured Response
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7th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Mexican Joke (may be off. to mexicans)
  2. Quotes part 9/88
  3. Humor: Clinton Deploys Vowels
  4. Might be offensive to men???
  5. Lets give him a hand!
  6. The Northern Marriage (risque)
  7. (Fwd) Children of the 80s
  8. Off to insane, politically incorrect, mentions sex
  9. Another redneck joke <poss. off. to rednecks>
  10. The Pecker - (risque, mild profanity)
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8th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quotes part 10/88
  2. Classroom joke <vulgar language>
  3. Humor: Cat Bathing as a Martial Art
  4. How to Kill a SD eel (risque, offensive to eels)
  5. College Roomates
  6. Intergalactic Moving <crude>
  7. Contact Bridge (Sexual Innuendo)
  8. Names for the Penis (adult; vulgar)
  9. Potty Poll (poss. off. to the unwashed)
  10. K.C. Chiefs jokes <Off. to Chiefs/Clinton Fans>
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9th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Wisdom from 1995
  2. The DosFish (Computing Humour of general interest)
  3. Humor: Frivolous Lawsuits
  4. How to get rid of door-to-door missionaries (fwd)
  5. Another real life missonary story
  6. Humor:FAA Observation
  7. STRESS...!
  8. FW: God (fwd)
  9. The Bear <adult theme>
  10. Want to try something new? Bite into a succulent queen termite
  11. In The News - American politics, may also be off to Wayne Newton,
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10th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. quotes part 11/88
  2. Nebraska Football (off to U.N. backers)
  3. Stupid Quote of the Day!
  4. Humor: The Boat Race
  5. New Priest <off. to relig, and Catholics,profanity>
  6. A sampling of humor from Steve Allen
  7. Gross polish joke<off.to polish people>
  8. Taking Cat to the vet <some vulgar language>
  9. Contribution to Humor
  10. The 3 bears
  11. The Farmers Cat
  12. The sorry golfer - mild, inoffensive
  13. readme.1st
  14. Ve dont need no education
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11th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. E-mail humor: Flame Formulas for Fun
  2. Quotes part 12/88
  3. <No subject given>
  4. Stupid Quote of the Day
  5. Humor: TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS YOU WONT KEEP IN 1996
  6. Spelling contest <off to Kennedy,Packwood,Quayle>
  7. BLONDE JOKE <OFF. TO BLONDES AND PRESIDENT GORBACHEV>
  8. chinese restaurant menu
  9. Fertilizer Club
  10. Top Ten
  11. Wisdom of 1995: The sequel
  12. Pick-up lines
  13. Rules for Bank Robbers
  14. Law of Applied Terror (off to slackers)
  15. In The News - Off to Clinton, OJ, Bob PackWood, US National Park Svc.
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12th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Joke, may be offensive to Vietnamese and or women
  2. quotes part 13/88
  3. Tomatoes <suggestive in the extreme>
  4. Policy joke (off. to politicians)
  5. Gingrich <filthy; off to Gingrich, congressman, and republicans at large>
  6. Elvis (Clean-My first CLEAN posting!)
  7. Special High Intensity Teaching <profanity>
  8. Signs Alan Greenspan is going to retire
  9. God and Newt (off only to Newt worshipers)
  10. Lirty Dies (Mildly Offensive)
  11. Command Reduction Army Personnel, profanity, offensive to Army Leadership ?
  12. college student
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13th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Eleven step guide
  2. ZITS (pimples,blackheads)<gross,sick,not for weak stomachs>
  3. The Morale Builder 2 of 2 <off. to servicemembers>
  4. Things to lessen stress
  5. Is this really presidential??? <off. to Clintons>
  6. Truth? [offensive to women]
  7. Truth?
  8. Hazardous Materials <Risque, may be offensive to women>
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14th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. WISTLE....
  2. Quotes part 14/88
  3. JOKE: The Dance <crude, offensive to handicaps>
  4. 20 fears of the Rich and Famous
  5. Snow White
  6. Humor: Prime Directive
  7. Charlie Sheen Quote
  8. Stupid Quote of the Day
  9. a test of character
  10. Bricks <Off. only to a brick>
  11. What Color is God? <not offensive>
  12. Something fish? <adult themes>
  13. Suggestive;mild
  14. Whos the cheesehead here?
  15. Perceptions of Parkinsons (off. to doctors & lawyers)
  16. Statistical Hypothesis Inference Testing <scatological>
  17. If superhighways were like the internet. <off. to technophobes>
  18. Public Washroom Joke <May be off. to everone.>
  19. Dealing with Anti-Semitism <adult themes>
  20. The Information Superhighway <Offensive to AOLers>
  21. A bit of business travel humor <poss. off. to hospitality employees>
  22. Urban Legend?
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15th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Hacking the Jargon Jungle
  2. Too much of this...(off to cubans)
  3. Height - IX
  4. Quotes part 15/88
  5. Humor:suggestive/rude
  6. How many.....in a lighbulb
  7. Stupid Quote of the Day
  8. Humor: The Director
  9. LOCAL MATH EXAM <SHOULD NOT BE OFFENSIVE >
  10. "Facts" about men <posibbly off to some guys>
  11. Redneck revisited <off. to rednecks>
  12. Airplane Disaster (off. to Poles)
  13. ANOTHER BLONDE JOKE <OFF. TO BLONDS>
  14. good news/bad news
  15. Actual Road Sign <not offensive>
  16. Improve Your Computer Vocabulary<non-offensive>
  17. Names for the Penis 3 (adult; vulgar)
  18. JOKE-CLEAN: Holmes
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16th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Good News & Bad News
  2. BUNGEE-INC.
  3. Some Unix humor <with apologies to non-computer subscribers>
  4. Stupid Quote of the Day
  5. Humor: Dead Donkey
  6. Read a Good Book Today!
  7. Cat Flaps, installation of <some vulgar language>
  8. Lightbulb joke (Off. to Harvard)
  9. Brigham Young <Off. to Mormons>
  10. !NEW! Soft drink <off. caffeine & soda-pop addicts & prudes>
  11. Nuns in a tub <off. to Catholics, maybe>
  12. Fat <crude, off to females>
  13. Shame on me. <adult themes>
  14. Shower stall Antics
  15. Communicable Disease (off. to prostitutes)
  16. Stupid Quotations
  17. The Widow (adult) + how to spell a whisle
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17th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. <slightly off>
  2. Academy of Mudgeology
  3. Naval intelligence
  4. Shopping in the Middle East <suggestive>
  5. An old one ? (supposedly true) <off. lying students>
  6. Humor: New Words
  7. Cccccold! (Adult Language) + how to spell a whisle
  8. Stupid Quote of the Day!
  9. Sesame St. bus driver <off. to overly sensitive>
  10. <No subject given>
  11. See no evil <off. to gays>
  12. department of motor vehicles
  13. Ph.D. Program definition
  14. Fly the Friendly Skies
  15. Technological advance <somewhat scatological>
  16. Humor - Virus Alert
  17. The Donald (risque)
  18. Differences <crude,off. to females>
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18th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. MAIL MEN (OFF TO MAIL MEN)
  2. The Donald (risque)
  3. Qoutes part 16/88
  4. Microsoft Catholic Merger
  5. Michael and Lisa-Marie splitting up <off. to Michael Jackson fans>
  6. Stupid Quote of the Day
  7. Stupid Crooks.
  8. Another Clerk Tale
  9. Redneck encore <off. to rednecks>
  10. My first time ever.....
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19th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quotes part 17/88
  2. Political humor (offensive to Democrats)
  3. Have a seat <off. to altar boys>
  4. Nicknames for Vomiting (gross)
  5. **1/2 How to Handle those Rejection Letters
  6. Amish carriage <clean> Depending on your point of view
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20th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. un-politically correct
  2. Bobbitts
  3. WAY OF THINKING <WAY OF THINKING INDEED>
  4. Seminar for Males (offensive to some men)
  5. Banks <clean>
  6. Mr. Clean? <adult themes>
  7. Getting a cab in DC <Off to Democrats>
  8. House Fire <crude,off. to gays>
  9. In The News - American politics, may be off to OJ, Kevorkian, more
  10. Teeth
  11. <not offensive>
  12. Vomiting (gross)
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21st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Chocolates better than sex <some sexual content>
  2. Chocolates better than sex <sexual innuendo>
  3. Quotes 18/88
  4. michael and lisa (off to michael worshippers)
  5. Another Vote for School Reform (foul language)
  6. <HUMOR> monks, movie title, feeding baby + a request
  7. Course Announcement (sick)
  8. A LETTER FROM UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND.
  9. Microwave joke <off. to gays>
  10. Stupid Quote of the Day!
  11. Little Johnny (may be offensive)
  12. Italian Obituary <Off to Italianx and Mafiosa>
  13. Auto Maintenance (Poss. Off to Softheads)
  14. 101 Things Not to Say during Sex
  15. Pinching pennies <off. to Jews>
  16. Little Jimmy (Foul Language)
  17. MIXUP (contains the f... word)
  18. Assorted Humor <clean>
  19. Good things about poking your eye out
  20. Pap Smears <offensive to black females>
  21. Beer please
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22nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Ohhhhh.
  2. FW: A Matter of Concern...
  3. qoutes 19/88
  4. poohs gone nuts--1 of 2
  5. Physiology Class <adult, innuendo>
  6. Self Improvement Courses
  7. Rock Eater riddle/ transexual light bulb joke
  8. Stupid Quote of the Day!!
  9. Political Humor (offensive to Hillary Clinton)
  10. Knothole? <off. to hillbillies>
  11. Bad workdays
  12. Vintage Bob Hope
  13. Plane joke <off. ethnic/religion>
  14. Visit to the Doctor (risque)
  15. Stoopid Jokes <NOT OFFENSIVE>
  16. The miser - not offensive
  17. the Clintons <off. to Clintons and Clinton-lovers>
  18. Unusual Interviews (Non-Offensive)
  19. Holiday Humor?? (Poss. offensive to animal righters)
  20. If the monkey can... (fwd)
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23rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Spelling Jokes for Adults
  2. poohs gone nuts--2 of 2
  3. Quotes 20/88
  4. Udderly ridiculous <adult themes>
  5. Shut Up BITCH!!! <not offencive>
  6. Stupid Quote of the Day
  7. Stranded motorist <off. language>
  8. B.O.F.H. #1 <mild profanity>
  9. Bad Dogs <Mildly Offensive>
  10. Nicknames for Male Masturbation/PT. 1
  11. Heaven (offensive to adulterers)
  12. <off. to Newt, Bill, french horn players,and tax collectors>
  13. More clean HUMOR
  14. Say, that reminds me of another...<adult themes>
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24th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Cute Q & A (offensive to some men)
  2. Quotes 21/88
  3. Comparison
  4. Archbishop Desmond Tutu (fwd)
  5. Let your fingers do the walkin
  6. B.O.F.H. #2 <Mild Profanity>
  7. Off colour humour....(the "f" word)
  8. World War II (Off. to Japanese maybe)
  9. Womans best friend? <adult themes>
  10. do you wanna??? (adult lang.)
  11. Spoonerisms (not offensive)
  12. Person of the Year (POTY)
  13. Quotes 20/88
  14. Computers are male (offensive to males)
  15. absurd warning labels
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25th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. FW: The Great Poopie
  2. anecdote from Russia
  3. Quotes part 1/4 (22/88)
  4. short jokes from Russia (not off.)
  5. Arnold Palmer Golf Joke <sexual>
  6. Humor: Penguins
  7. <humor>: Vowels to Bosnia
  8. traffic ticket excuse (sex. innuendo, breasts)
  9. Arnold Palmer (Yes, again) <suggestive>
  10. yet another arnold palmer story! [risque]
  11. Nicknames for Male Masturbation/PT. 2 (vulgar)
  12. Nicknames for Male Masturbation/PT. 3 (yes, vulgar)
  13. Hole in one? <adult themes>
  14. Childrens viewpoint humor: <slight sexual content>
  15. B.O.F.H. #3 <Mild Profanity>
  16. What is politics? (Offensive language, insulting to Gov.)
  17. Speedtrap
  18. Alone on a bus <adult theme>
  19. Advice <off. to lawyers>
  20. Whats green and sits on your back porch?
  21. "The Gift" (adult theme, but "innocent")
  22. Italian Name <May be off to Italians>
  23. Q & A (adult themes)
  24. Weight loss joke(not intended to insult the lbs. challenged)
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26th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Meaningful Words... <clean>
  2. Lunchtime Banking < May offend the overweit>
  3. Wiped out? <adult themes>
  4. More HUMOR The sequel <clean>
  5. More HUMOR the sequel Part II <clean>
  6. Every one has Scottish Blood in them!
  7. "Reasons to Upgrade to WIN95" <poss offensive to suicides>
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27th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Q & A
  2. Horse sense <corny, but clean>
  3. <No subject given>
  4. In The News - American politics, American TV, OJ Simpson, Kato Kaelin
  5. Reasons to stay at work all night
  6. Stupid quote
  7. Assorted HUMOR Again . . . <clean>
  8. <HUMOR> Bureaucrats at work
  9. Food for Thought
  10. Falling In Love... <might be offensive to the young once>
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28th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. computer labs pt 1 of 2 (should not be offensive)
  2. Joke (not off.)
  3. Humor: The Dolphin Fan
  4. Humor: 5 levels of drinking and mergers
  5. Any Last Requests?
  6. TOP TEN BOOK TITLES REJECTED BY SCOTT OGRADY
  7. Mrs. Arnold Palmer sues Johnny Carson? (suggestive)
  8. Head Joke <non offensive>
  9. Stupid Quote of the Day!
  10. Rednecks revisited <off. to rednecks>
  11. Clarence By: Shel <cute & clean>
  12. Cat-Fix <Not Offensive>
  13. Winnie the Pooh (contains the "f" word)
  14. Trademarks & Trade Names (off. to Native Americans)
  15. SPAM alert (maybe)
  16. Nursing Home Blues (offensive to people with Parkinsons)
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29th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Bogotas mayor wedding ceremony (true story)
  2. Freshmans joke < cute one >
  3. Hunting Elephants
  4. Sailor story - <poss. offensive to women>
  5. Offensive to African Americans
  6. Couple joining church (adult situations)
  7. food for thought...
  8. Humor: Flagpole Painting Contract <off. to Pols>
  9. Weird News: Muppet Puppets
  10. Stupid Quote of the Day!! <mildly offensive>
  11. Michael and Lisa Marie <off>
  12. Broccoli <Absolutely tasteless!>
  13. computer labs pt 2 of 2 (should not be offensive)
  14. Nuns reaching heaven (offensive to nuns, VERY sexually suggestive)
  15. Retreat? <adult themes>
  16. More merger mania
  17. Supermarket Condoms <Tasteless, Offensive>
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29th of January Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. Flavoured Ice Cream <Very Offensive>
  2. Reasons why I cant talk on the phone
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30th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Climbedown
  2. Im glad Im a man <offensive to females>
  3. what would be life without bureaucracy?
  4. Humor: The Puke List <Crude and Gross>
  5. NetWare - <off. NetWare fans, NT fans, Beatles fans?>
  6. Glossary of Computer Terms
  7. Funny newsgroups
  8. Stupid Quote of the Day!!!
  9. Cogito dumbo sum
  10. B.O.F.H. #4 <Mild Profanity>
  11. Nicotine fit? <off. to smokers>
  12. European Riddle (Off. to Romanians & Hungarians)
  13. Forrest Who? pt 1 of 2
  14. Apple News: Spindler orders Air Strike!
  15. Golf Lessons. (Risque)
  16. Counterfeit?
  17. Citizen Kane <suggestive>
  18. revealing anagrams (inoffensive)
  19. Telephone Answering System
  20. Seminars for Women
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31st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. "New Russian"
  2. Humor: UNIX and C
  3. Risqu Limerick
  4. Follow the Tracks (poss. off. to hunters)
  5. Forrest Who? pt 2 of 2
  6. Political <may offend politicians>
  7. Bigger is better <adult themes>
  8. It must be the Vodka... <non-offensive, slightly risque>
  9. Reggie Miller humor<mild swearing>
  10. If Computer Operating Systems Were Beers...
  11. Deserted Island <Off. to Claudia Schiffer, Risque>
  12. Alan Greenspan quotation (offensive to economists)
  13. Forrest Who? (more)
  14. Fun things to do in a mall (part 1 of 2)
  15. SPAM alert (maybe)
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31st of January Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. Speedy Justice <off. to mass media?>
  2. The REAL Im glad Im a man. <adult theme>
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