The Humor List Postings for December 1995

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Web that smut!
  2. SLUGGO Press Release
  3. Put me in coach!
  4. TTNBC Homebrewers Version Part 1 of 3
  5. In The News - May be off to Newt Gingrich, women, gays, more below
  6. Surprising the cow <language>
  7. Rogets accident
  8. War On Pregnancy
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2nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. <No subject given>
  2. HUMOR List Traffic Report
  3. Length differences (rude)
  4. FWD: Twas the Night Before Christmas written by a technica
  5. Updated version: Psychiatric voice mail message
  6. A family affair? <adult themes>
  7. the meaning of UFOs
  8. Two bums <gross>
  9. hockey and sex
  10. ABOUT TONY - RATED
  11. The tea fancier - Joke- Clean
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3rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. height - III
  2. 25 xmas ideas to torture your room mate PT.1 (1-12)
  3. Alphabet love (may be offensive to men)
  4. Humor: Christmas Eve in Brooklyn
  5. No table manners
  6. Child support? <off. to gays>
  7. Joe Montana
  8. Christmas Reindeer Quiz
  9. Auto problem (off. to homosexuals)
  10. Fremch nuclear testing
  11. SLUGGO Press Release
  12. Lawyer joke <off. lawyers, sexual references>
  13. New Years resolutions? <not off>
  14. Good Old Days
  15. Chinese Torture Tests <offensive to Chinese, contains graphic hu
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4th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Three workers <off. to the Irish>
  2. Scientific Deer Hunting <pt 2 of 2>
  3. Humor: An Attorneys Twas the Night Before Christmas
  4. Panda joke <adult theme>
  5. Disorder in the Court
  6. Another PC Night Before
  7. Exchanging words <off. to Prince Charles/Princess Di.>
  8. 25 xmas ideas to torture your room mate PT.2 (13-25)
  9. chain letter parody
  10. Christmas Poem<politically correct>
  11. bar fare
  12. Husband and wife (the "F" word).
  13. Sex & Hockey <sexual content & offensive to Canadians>
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5th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Nun joke <possibly offensive to Catholics>
  2. Job Application <mild>
  3. Humor: Cajun Night Before Christmas
  4. Moon message (fwd)
  5. Good Old Days--<cont.>
  6. Grocery shopping is DANGEROUS! <poss. off. shoppers, Pillsbury Doughboy, Arkansasans>
  7. Read the Manual!
  8. O.J. jokes
  9. Customer service. <adult themes>
  10. How to kill an eel (fwd)
  11. Farmers mule
  12. NUDE PAINTING
  13. Microsoft Panhandler v1.0
  14. OJ Joke <off.to Christians and OJ Simpson fans>
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6th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. food chain
  2. Dating definitions
  3. Humor: TEX-MEX "NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS"
  4. A sight for sore eyes? <adult themes>
  5. South Florida
  6. The Asian Fixation
  7. Twas the night before finals
  8. Rude poem "When things go wrong"
  9. How To Bake a Cake
  10. JOGGER TALK (Adult theme)
  11. Good Old Days <Part III>
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7th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Office humor <common memo phrases explained>
  2. Typo to end all typos
  3. Ajit jokes - I
  4. The mermaid: Joke clean (offensive to men)
  5. Shipwrecked man <mature theme - prob. not offensive>
  6. Humor: A Redneck Christmas
  7. Why not to ordain men <religious humor>
  8. Yes, Deer <beastiality>
  9. Joe Millers Joke Book
  10. Cold day in Hell? <off. to lawyers>
  11. Girlfriend Communication Guide
  12. The Gift (sexual innuendo, no bad language)
  13. HUMOR: Cows in Trouble
  14. Word 6.6.6 (technical references to the antichrist)
  15. God Rest Ye Unitarians
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8th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Lesbians <offensive to LESBIANS + Poss Women>
  2. Quotes part 1 out of at least 60
  3. Whats up? <adult themes>
  4. Whats up? <adult themes>
  5. Weird News <adult theme>
  6. TTNBC Homebrewers Version Part 2 of 3
  7. Priests Support Group
  8. Teacher Mental Health Line (Not Offensive?)
  9. Disorder in the Court II
  10. THE JAPANESE CADDY (Some mild profanity)
  11. A UNIX Christmas
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9th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Donna Reed Revisited
  2. Christmas card.
  3. Grandfather (mild profanity)
  4. In The News - American politics, may be off to Michael Jackson fans,
  5. Off The Wire
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10th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Ajit jokes - II
  2. Humor: The Chicken Shooter
  3. joke clean: Redneck 12 days of Christmas (fwd)
  4. CHRISTMAS LETTER TO MY FRIENDS
  5. Where are they now?
  6. Christmas eve.
  7. MAY PERHAPS BE OFFENSIVE TO MEN
  8. Disorder inthe Court III
  9. Little Red Riding Hood (sex. themes)
  10. the new TV computer network
  11. My So Called Language
  12. Math Tests
  13. Theme <mildly sexual,offensive to models >
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11th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quotes part 2
  2. biblical humor <not off>
  3. Humor: The Holy Family
  4. Xmas by Ogden (fwd)
  5. Im tired (offensive to govt, military employees, prison inmates,etc)
  6. more microsoft c humor
  7. A Name Game
  8. Hot to trot! <adult themes>
  9. The Night the Bird Bombed on the Fred Allen Show
  10. Merry Christmas from Guam <not offensive>
  11. Painting the steeple (inoffensive)
  12. 1 suitcase (fwd)
  13. Hold the Fanfare on New Years Eve for a Second!
  14. A toast <offensive language>
  15. Christmas Party Festivity Levels
  16. offensive to women
  17. -No Subject-
  18. SLUGGO Press Release
  19. humor: Guaranteed new Redneck joke
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12th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Holy Family part Deus
  2. top 5 signs youve gone to a bad funeral (off. to dead people)
  3. Marion Barry vs. Marionberry <off. to mayors, Marion Barry, FBI, OJSimpson, berries>
  4. Humor: Lawyer Jokes Part 1 of 3 <offensive to Lawyers>
  5. Elephant envy? <adult themes>
  6. Disorder in The Court IV
  7. Old ??? never die ...
  8. Old ??? never die ...
  9. Wedding Dress
  10. If you get this one, you are a geek
  11. Things to consider
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13th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. trees & priests<Offensive>
  2. Demented Elf Humor <OFFENSIVE TO ELVES>
  3. New theory .
  4. Collection of jokes about men <some are crude>
  5. Quotes part 4
  6. Day 1 of the 12 Days {clean}
  7. Lawyer Jokes (part 2 of 3) <Offensive to lawyers>
  8. 3rooms in hell <old>
  9. Question for Mary
  10. The Five Stages of Drinking
  11. Nativity <may be offensive>
  12. Sweet tooth? <adult themes>
  13. Honesty in Advertising
  14. Monkey Protest & Elephants (News for travel trivia)
  15. FW: Pay Up or else... <humor>
  16. So You Dont Know Jack Schitt <innuendo of off lang>
  17. <offensive to dingy AOL salesreps>
  18. <HUMOR> "facts about men"
  19. Disorder in the Court IV
  20. AOL true story
  21. Fruitcake Recipe
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14th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. (Fwd) bliss of translation (fwd)
  2. wine & women < offensive to women >
  3. Day 2 of the 12 Days {clean}
  4. AOL discs (fwd)
  5. Humor: Lawyer Jokes (Part 3 of 3) <offensive to lawyers>
  6. Benefits of Socialized Medicine
  7. Tall in the saddle? <off. to gays>
  8. Heaven or hell <off. to Bill Gates?>
  9. WHIM Digest - 12 Dec 1995 to 13 Dec 1995
  10. Rape <off.to Germans, Women>
  11. Santas Postal Code
  12. Home
  13. The In Crowd
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15th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Day 3 of the 12 Days {clean}
  2. TTNBC Homebrewers Version Part 3 of 3
  3. (Fwd) Australia??? Wheres Aus-TRAIL-yah!!!
  4. Three wishes <off. to blacks>
  5. HAVE A HEART (may offend IRS employees)
  6. Clinton <possibly off. to Jewish>
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16th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Day 4 of the 12 Days {clean}
  2. Techincal Support
  3. Off The Wire
  4. The REAL Santa Claus
  5. Home Run? <adult themes>
  6. Child Care Classified Ad
  7. Oops, which flag was that?
  8. Cowboy
  9. Dot Lettle Fur Cap - Christmas (risque)
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17th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Wind-Breakers category <off. language>
  2. Quotes part 3
  3. Humor: Christmas Carols
  4. Day 5 of the 12 Days {clean}
  5. Student Satisfaction Survey (School fun!)
  6. One day at the Morgue (off. to morticians and dead folks)
  7. Lesbian and Snowman joke <Adult Offensive>
  8. Hannukah Top 10 (pos. offensive to non-Jews)
  9. The Exon Song
  10. Honeymoon
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18th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Whats new, Pussycat?
  2. Quotes part 5
  3. Height - IV
  4. A JEWISH CHRISTMAS EVE (pos. offensive to non-Jews)
  5. Humor: Jesus and the Elves
  6. Day 6 of the 12 Days {clean}
  7. CANNIBAL <OFF TO CANNIBALS WIFE>
  8. Toilet museaum
  9. A day at the beach <crude>
  10. Horny relief? <adult themes>
  11. Property physics and Naughty Girls pt. I
  12. SLUGGO Press Release
  13. Joke - Medical - <clean-satire>
  14. <No subject given>
  15. Kids Joke <clean - might offend hispanics>
  16. The Morning After
  17. Christmas Humor/Weirdness
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19th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. doctor doctor !!
  2. Wife/Plumber joke <language/sexual>
  3. Humor: Taking Notes
  4. Do it yourself dentistry
  5. An apple a day...<adult themes>
  6. Property physics and Naughty Girls - pt. II
  7. Day 7 of the 12 Days {Offensive Language}
  8. medical literature
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20th of December Topics of the day:
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21st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Ajit jokes -III
  2. New son joke <poss. off. to disabled/F word>
  3. Day 9 of the 12 Days {slightly offensive}
  4. Humor: Webbed out
  5. Set your alarm? <adult themes>
  6. messing with the IRS [possibly considered subversive]
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22nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. My Favorite Christmas Carols
  2. Oops! <not offensive>
  3. Watch out on the road
  4. Quotes part 7
  5. Day 10 of the 12 Days {offensive Language}
  6. In the Spirit of the Season...
  7. Glad to wake up! <adult themes>
  8. (Fwd) News bite
  9. D.B. on RELATIONSHIPS
  10. Gay Bar Joke <crude, offensive to gays>
  11. Origin of "Lord & Taylors"? <off. them, Jews>
  12. HUMOR: If Dr. Seuss wrote for ST:TNG...
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23rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. HUMOR: 12 Days of Tech B4 XMas (Part 1 of 2)
  2. A real-life, funny, happening
  3. Day 11 of the 12 days {Offensive Language}
  4. did you ever wonder?? <hopefully not offensive>
  5. Wristwatch (sexual innuendo)
  6. Knock-knock joke.
  7. All I want for Christmas
  8. The Holiday Nightmare...
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24th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. HUMOR: 12 Days of Tech B4 XMas (Part 2 of 2)
  2. Day 12 of the 12 days {clean}
  3. A light snack? <adult themes>
  4. My Christmas present
  5. Family Xmas <Offensive to all but dirty words to none!>
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25th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Cakes and Ale (fwd)
  2. Parking Space
  3. A rose by any other name.
  4. Off The Wire (Plus One)
  5. Ice Cream Joke <offensive,adult>
  6. The name is Bond...
  7. In The News - American politiccs, may also be off. to Engineers, more
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26th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. American Societal Icons Revisited <crass>
  2. Time is time <clean>
  3. Questions and Answers
  4. Because I Said No <clean>
  5. Snatching a kiss? <off. to Amish>
  6. Boudreaux Joke <adult,off.>
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27th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Mexican Jokes <offensive to mexicans, adult, offensive>
  2. Assorted humor <not offensive> Funny
  3. A virgin! <adult themes>
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28th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Subscription
  2. height - V
  3. accident reports
  4. Orange County Treasurers solutions
  5. Beethoven in the Park
  6. (belated) Santa jokes
  7. Strike? <adult themes>
  8. Top Ten Christmas Quotations
  9. Renaming Californias Heritage <off. calif., cos; long>
  10. New Years Resolutions
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29th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. More Biblical Humor!!!
  2. Thank God its Wednesday
  3. Forty winks? <adult themes>
  4. Tip for the mailman (mildly, if at all offensive)
  5. Seasonal Medical Report {clean}
  6. Height Of Laziness <not offensive>
  7. Only from AOL: Dead visitors
  8. Growing pains <adult subject>
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30th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Lirty Dies (Stirst Fory) (Mildly Offensive)
  2. shortest man in the bible
  3. Terms for the penis (vulgar)
  4. Cultural diffs (some words may be offensive in some cultures)
  5. Growing pains 2 <adult theme>
  6. Take out food? <adult themes>
  7. restroom use policy <inoffensive>
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31st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. (Fwd) Technical service vs billing
  2. Together again! <adult themes>
  3. Political lexicon <American>
  4. Predictions <celebrities, politicians>
  5. OFFENSIVE WORD
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