The Humor List Postings for November 1995

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1st of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Ponderings <mild sexual themes>
  2. Circumstantial Evidence
  3. Man and Dancing Duck <off. to ducks>
  4. Humor: Treasure Hunting
  5. Drunk again
  6. Have we met before? <sexual content>
  7. Japanese Rabbi <off. to Japanese>
  8. Totally insensitive; so what?
  9. How to get people to send you E-mail
  10. test
  11. Ways I know Ive had too much coffee
  12. Asking for Sex (Adult Theme)
  13. The art of Flaming
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2nd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Original Shaggy Dog Story
  2. mouse joke - I
  3. SLUGGO Press Release
  4. Courage
  5. Malapropisms
  6. Put downs
  7. Put downs, Mother of all
  8. Solstice
  9. Little Jonny < Only one F%^k >
  10. put-downs
  11. put-downs
  12. Humor:put downs - mildly vulgar
  13. Mouse Memo <adult theme>
  14. Wedded bliss?
  15. Marginal Put-Downs
  16. Some quotes. (off. language, but damn funny)
  17. On the bus <adult themes, off. language>
  18. The Last Posting <poss. off. Language>
  19. Suspence <off Computer geeks>
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3rd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Dancing
  2. A couple of Disney jokes <offensive language>
  3. Diets <offensive to lesbians>
  4. Wild sex! <adult themes>
  5. High school riposte
  6. The F word
  7. Oral Frog<OFFENSIVE-oral sex>
  8. Free offer!
  9. Highway Bandits (Adult Theme)
  10. Halloween - a little late
  11. Top 10 Reasons Your Relationship May Be in Danger
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4th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. HUMOR List Traffic Report
  2. More Disney (sexual innuendo)
  3. Changing Our National Symbol (Clean)
  4. You Know Youre in Trouble When ... Part 1 of 4
  5. Fame vs Impatience
  6. Pig out? <adult themes>
  7. translations
  8. Cassaroles (Off. to Native Americans)
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5th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Lumberjack humor <totally disgusting, but funny>
  2. CHAT: SAD DAY
  3. Rosemary West likes her Lager. <off. Rose West>
  4. marginal put-downs
  5. Troubleshooting <unintentional cruelty to a dog>
  6. Good Taste in Advertising??? <Not this>
  7. Spelling <offensive to blacks>
  8. certain ethnic joke
  9. Yitzhak Rabin (off. to Jews)
  10. Route 66? <adult themes>
  11. E-mail addresses (off to the dead)
  12. Sexually deprived man
  13. Roadside restaurant sign - adult theme
  14. Family humor about twins <pun alert>
  15. Halloween party (mildly sexual)
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6th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Good luck, Mr. Gorsky <refers to oral sex>
  2. THE CURMUDGEON
  3. FW: Son of "More humor that you can shake a stick at"
  4. Some more Put-downs <offensive>
  5. Humor: Refugee from Laos
  6. Wonders of Modern Medicine <off. to Clinton fanatics>
  7. The Honeymoon is over when---
  8. Universal Grade Change Form (inoffensive)
  9. Knock, knock, whos there? <adult themes>
  10. "nutty" riddle <adult themes>
  11. Overheard at the bar.
  12. <HUMOR> Sexually suggestive poem
  13. Condolences for Ben Shaul
  14. A problem on a lifeboat
  15. Realistic or not?? (Sexually Suggestive)
  16. faulty condoms (true story)
  17. Christmas (?!) Poem (inoffensive)
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7th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Star Trek glossary
  2. Two limericks
  3. Secrets of success...
  4. church humor
  5. Life and happiness (mild sexual content)
  6. Humor:put-downs
  7. Whats a Potfer???
  8. Off. to Jews, and the assassination impaired
  9. Weird News: Taco Bell Robbery
  10. Whats the diff? (Off to women).
  11. Down boy! <adult themes>
  12. Effects of Whiskey
  13. Life Lessons <some sexual content>
  14. <HUMOR> Epitaphs
  15. A couple from the Hal Roach file <Irish humo(u)r>
  16. Parody -- Deteriorata
  17. Laugh Of The Day (fwd)
  18. Hallows Eve top ten
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8th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Off The Wire & Police Blotter
  2. PhD Thesis
  3. Humor: New Surf Fishing Technique
  4. colin powell list (poss. off. to colin)
  5. Rated: Foul language, sexual content
  6. Salada Teabag Quote
  7. What hurt the most?
  8. DOS joke <offen. gays, DOS users, and a few computers>
  9. Basic or not?
  10. daphynitions, (May be offensive to women, Czechoslovakians, Anuit Indians, Seamen)
  11. At last! <adult themes>
  12. Doctor visit <offensive to women../language >
  13. What a way to go !! <sexual content>
  14. A womens private part peom <may be offensive to women, adult , themes, sexual content, vulgarity>
  15. Wake Up and Find the Coffee
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9th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. mouse joke - II
  2. Lincoln on his critics
  3. Rated: Clean, put downs
  4. Humor: The Saga of Management
  5. Going off the game <adult theme>
  6. daphynitions, (May be offensive to women, seamen, body parts)
  7. Wolf Restoration Program <offensive to rocket scientists>
  8. The Evils of Demon Rum
  9. A little "fowl" humor
  10. blonde jokes<offen. blondes, pencils, tourists-pleasing to Floridians>
  11. Final judgement <adult themes>
  12. Halloween (belated) <offensive to blondes>
  13. Enterprising thief... <not off.>
  14. Off The Wire & Police Blotter
  15. OS Market Survey
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10th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Poopie List <the lighter side of cutting a S*#T
  2. High Tech Rednecks
  3. Quick Thinking!
  4. 101 easy ways to say no PT2. (16-30)
  5. Tales from the blonde side<offen. blondes, soft drinks, kleenex, computers>
  6. Veterans Day: Letter to the Editor
  7. Rabbits having sex and more.
  8. Zoo parade <off. to women>
  9. 50th Anniversary <mildly sexual>
  10. Oregon Jokes
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11th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. professors
  2. A Telling Situation
  3. I left my heart in San Franciso <adult themes>
  4. You Know Youre in Trouble When... Part 2 of 4
  5. Born loser lines
  6. Newt (off to Gingrich lovers, if there are any)
  7. Reasons why you arent sick yet
  8. science humor
  9. Certified Polide Officer <off. to police, some swearing>
  10. Phone Sex
  11. HUMOR: Big word (sexually offensive)
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12th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Oldies but goldies
  2. Humor: Spam
  3. Politics <GOP, Demos>
  4. Counting Sheep. (pos.off. Accountants)
  5. three surgeons
  6. Whipping is not the way
  7. Football Talk
  8. Synopsis in Translation <some explicit language>
  9. Another hang-up? <adult themes>
  10. Top Ten Days Inn Slogans <off. to Days Inn employees>
  11. Marriage as viewed by kids <not offensive>
  12. Gorilla joke <one bad word>
  13. Trapped wolf <off. West Virginians / poss. off. animal lovers>
  14. You might be a college student
  15. "I did it! (Mildy sexual)
  16. Humor for the golfer in you. <adult themes, not offensive>
  17. Humor: 3 quotes
  18. In The News - Amerian Politics, off to lawyers, OJ Simpson, HMOs,
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13th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor: Walt Disney
  2. What is electricity?
  3. Tag Line by Groucho
  4. Boat Names ... <off. to no one>
  5. Who hit the hardest?
  6. Furlough List (poss. off. to govt workers)
  7. 101 easy ways to say no PT.3 (31-45)
  8. 101 easy ways to say no PT.4 (46-60)
  9. English as she is spoken
  10. On the house? <off. to bartenders>
  11. The hard sale <off to salesman?>
  12. Two oldies but goodies
  13. American food invades Malaysia!!
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14th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. pun: pokes slight fun at mentally handicapped
  2. OJ By Dr. Suess (fwd)
  3. Humor from Kennedy and Lincoln
  4. Humor: Christmas Carol
  5. Razors for Hens (Some Profanity)
  6. Suicide, Homicide, or Accident? <not offensive>
  7. 101 easy ways to say no PT.5 (61-75)
  8. Will it work?
  9. What is a wife? <very sexist>
  10. One more time!
  11. Nerds on the Net
  12. false teeth <off. to wearers of false teeth>
  13. peeing <a bit vulgar>
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15th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Examples of unclear writing
  2. homosexual humor (potentially offensive)
  3. Humor: Playing Gorilla
  4. Christmas Carol<off. to former co-workers, like they can read>
  5. More Lincoln humor
  6. Sexist joke, dinner-party story
  7. more furlough list (may be off. to right wing)
  8. A Lesson from Dad
  9. Virgin Mary? <off. to Catholics>
  10. 101 easy ways to say no PT.6 (76-90)
  11. double negative
  12. Disney humor <adult themes>
  13. Horse of another color <off. Mexicans / poss. off. horse lovers>
  14. SLUGGO Press Release
  15. Rated: Offensive to Catholics
  16. FW: departmental notice
  17. sick, but just a bit (NOT for the faint of heart)
  18. Xmas, bad language
  19. Connecticut. What a Wondrful Place (vulgarity, off. to CT lovers and , snow plow drivers)
  20. CLAUSE FOR CONCERN (Part 1 of 2)
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16th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Lesson from Dad II
  2. Humor: Phone Call
  3. Meaning of Marraige <Off. to Women>
  4. 101 easy ways to say no PT.7 (91-101)
  5. Prostitute/Seismology <sexual>
  6. Sun, sea and company
  7. Sermon <off. to Catholics>
  8. certain ethnic story
  9. Joke. offensive to chisels and hookers. Bad language.
  10. SLUGGO Press Release
  11. Another Catholic joke <poss. offensive>
  12. Netaholics Anonymous
  13. in the classroom <off. to blacks, off. language>
  14. CLAUSE FOR CONCERN (Part 2 of 2)
  15. JOKE- The new parrot
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17th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Newsflash from Japan (mildly explicit language)
  2. More Football Talk
  3. HAGS (Offensive to people with AIDS)
  4. Classic Kin Hubbard
  5. Stand up! <adult themes>
  6. Little Johnny <adult situation>
  7. Malaysia Cracks Down On TP
  8. SLUGGO Press Release
  9. Humor in the News: Very Warm Welcome Accorded New Arrival
  10. Sex Life of an Electron !!<off to electronically challenged,adult , themes>
  11. Strange But True Laws
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18th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. You Know Youre in Trouble When... Part 3 of 4
  2. Late Comers
  3. Impact this, buddy
  4. Stupid jokes <not offensive>
  5. Close encounter? <adult themes>
  6. In love with the doctor <adult, body organs>
  7. OJ JOKE <Extremely offensive to women>
  8. Reasons Im not getting enough sleep
  9. CRAZY, BUT TRUE LAWS
  10. Top 10 things not to say to a cop when pulled over<off. to cops,language>
  11. Building oderless outhouse
  12. 40 Warning signs of Insanity (fwd)
  13. <HUMOR> Offensive to the Irish
  14. (Fwd) Jack Schitt (fwd)
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19th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Its the little men from Mars! <clean>
  2. Shopping <off. to men?>
  3. musical condom titles
  4. Dog joke
  5. Little Johnny Joke <mildly sexual>
  6. Heroic Cavalry Soldier <sexual content>
  7. Joke about a man with a small head
  8. budget list (poss. off. to politicians)
  9. Johnny and Jane <sexually suggestive>
  10. Dog Chase
  11. <Light bulb joke - not rude>
  12. Cocktail Party
  13. Die-hard soccer fan
  14. Golf joke. (could be offensive).
  15. A message from Santa Claus
  16. In sickness and health? <adult themes>
  17. Logical absurdities
  18. Humor: The Mailman <adult themes>
  19. Bikers <Offensive>
  20. Worker gets laid off. <sexual content, language>
  21. SLUGGO Press Release
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20th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Redneck criteria <off. to rednecks>
  2. Turkeys
  3. Humor: PCs in the 1960s . . .
  4. Courtship
  5. Can a prostitute be saved? <off to Jimmy Swaggart&Jim Bakker>
  6. Hitchhikers dream (off. Democrats)
  7. <Adventures of a blind man - Slightly off.>
  8. Little Johnny. (sexual innuendo).
  9. Drill Sergeant
  10. humor:Old farmer,young wife
  11. SLUGGO Press Release
  12. Shaggy rat story <lawyers beware>
  13. off to overweight and bisexuals
  14. Dr. Deal Talks Turkey
  15. visit to the doctor <a little crude, adult>
  16. Scoffin at the Ancients
  17. Psychiatric Hotline
  18. Humor of President John F. Kennedy
  19. Barney fun (off. to Barney lovers)
  20. <No subject given>
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21st of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Girlfriends and Computers <blatant sexism>
  2. Humor:heart attack,the F word
  3. An old Communist joke <off. to Communists?>
  4. Humor: The Farmers Tractor Collection
  5. Promises not to be believed!
  6. Diamond
  7. Safe Sex? <off. to Polacks>
  8. Magic mirror <adult themes>
  9. 2 funny stories
  10. Lincoln anecdote as told by his son
  11. Lincoln anecdote
  12. Wedding Joke (vulgarish)
  13. Selected top ten lists
  14. Reasons to hate Thanksgiving
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22nd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. <No subject given>
  2. YMCA <off. to people w/fat butts>
  3. Diehard soccer fan
  4. Space Balls? (Adult themes)
  5. Lepers <off to leppers>
  6. Questions without answers
  7. Kemosabe? <adult themes>
  8. School time teacher?? (offensive to blacks)
  9. American cowboy sayings
  10. SLUGGO Press Release
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23rd of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Computerish
  2. Bomb statistics <off. to Poles>
  3. Mr. Anonymous <off. to American Indians>
  4. the Beatles
  5. Office Party <Adult theme; worst word is S.O.B.>
  6. SLUGGO Press Release
  7. COW FOR SALE
  8. In The News - American politics, may be off. to American govt. workers
  9. More cowboy thoughts
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24th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. HUMOR: kids political views
  2. You Know Youre in Trouble When... Part 4 of 4
  3. A letter from Aunt Sudie <memory problem poem>
  4. Son of Redneck <off. to rednecks>
  5. Gender differences (not very pc)
  6. Bloody steak <off. language, off to Germans>
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25th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. HUMOR Digest - 24 Nov 1995 to 25 Nov 1995
  2. Old lady humor
  3. Vietnam hero <language>
  4. Cheap at the price <adult themes>
  5. What a view! <adult themes, language>
  6. Diplomacy
  7. Universal Truths <not offensive>
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26th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. O women !!
  2. Wayside Chapel
  3. Star Wars Drinking Game <humour for Star Wars fans>
  4. Diplomacy #2
  5. Obviously <not offensive>
  6. The American President
  7. Another old Communist joke <off. to Communists>
  8. <No subject given>
  9. Pedophilia <pretty sick>
  10. Humor: The Family Tent
  11. Letter From Alien
  12. Humor from Victor Borge
  13. Knock knock!
  14. Ready for some football?
  15. Lincoln recalls the one about the new supervisor...
  16. Yet another leper joke.
  17. SLUGGO Press Release
  18. Racist joke (off to african americans)
  19. How to stay stressed
  20. Executive <poss. off. to executives>
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27th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Wrong numbers !!
  2. Sperm & Blood <Vulgar !>
  3. Humor: Is There a Santa Claus?
  4. SLUGGO Press Release
  5. Drunk Captain
  6. A Christmas joke <"D" word, poss. offensive to S. Claus>
  7. mildly suggestive
  8. O.J.S. (fwd)
  9. On the road again? <profane language>
  10. Newtys Theme Park
  11. Lincoln joke (poor taste)
  12. Expert
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28th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. dog joke
  2. Definition of Stress (rude words)
  3. Vacation Time <poss. off. to the bereaving / Grandparents>
  4. Racist joke (off to african americans)
  5. speed limit list (poss. off. to elderly)
  6. Polyglots
  7. joke rated: (F word used once) (fwd)
  8. Polyglots
  9. Pie in the sky? <off. to gays>
  10. getting "ducked"
  11. Top 10 annoying musical crossovers
  12. Sherlock Holmes knows best <off.>
  13. christmas parrott?
  14. Vietnam draftees (vulgar)
  15. Lincoln
  16. Freedom
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29th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. beggers of new age
  2. Car Chasin Dogs <clean>
  3. Multi-lingual
  4. Humor:comparison
  5. <dumb but funny>
  6. Humor: Rebuttals to Is there a Santa (Part 1 of 2)
  7. Santa humor
  8. blind man
  9. Twas the night before Christmas (computers)
  10. Weird News: Conduct Unbecoming
  11. Night Before X-mas (off to rednecks)
  12. christmas joke <offensive to pinipeds>
  13. Santas wish
  14. Hole in one? <off. to nuns>
  15. christmas joke <offensive to pinepeds>
  16. Last 10 things <crude language, sexual humor>
  17. If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer
  18. Marrying a "virgin" <off to women, sick>
  19. life in the universe
  20. Christmas Downsizing
  21. HUMOR: more political kids
  22. more Lincoln
  23. How You Know Its Your Last Day At Work
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30th of November Topics of the day:
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  1. Six short tasteless jokes (filthy, violent, machist ones)
  2. <Pub joke - not off.>
  3. Humor: Rebuttals to Is there a Santa (Part 2 of 2)
  4. Lincoln, McClellan, and breasts
  5. Scientific Deer Hunting <Part 1 of 2>
  6. joke rated: Christmas Angel (fwd)
  7. Religious Paddy
  8. My annual angel joke
  9. Urban Folklore as Political Discourse
  10. Who came first? <off. to woman-haters>
  11. Tarzan/Jane <Risque>
  12. HUMOR: Programmers XMAS - oldy but goodie
  13. Eye of Newt (political)
  14. Doing a thesis.
  15. If you are unhappy
  16. Ethnic slurs <mild humor in worst tradition of PC>
  17. Sexual theme. No "four-letter words"
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