The Humor List Postings for October 1995

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:25 AM
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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Irish Catholic Humor
  2. SEX JOKES (Sexual, gross)
  3. Limerick IV <crude>
  4. Fish (off. to polish)
  5. Funny name memo
  6. If the Shoe Fits.....
  7. in an <offesnive> restaurant
  8. Founding Fathers Political Humor
  9. (Tenali Raman) Mastery in painting?
  10. Commuter Rush Hour (offense warning on first several lines)
  11. Tough Neighborhood
  12. Hot dog! <adult themes>
  13. Speaking of three kittens... (slightly offensive to cat lovers)
  14. Moyl (poss.off. to Jews)
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2nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. 3 things (poss off to Jews and Catholics)
  2. Sex Jokes (gross) Last part
  3. Salmon Rushdie <offensive to Buddhists>
  4. joining a church <adult themes-sex>
  5. Kitty Training
  6. (Tenali Raman) Lifes greatest pleasure <mildly off. lang>
  7. Stupid mercedes-driving realtors (off. to the two, of course)
  8. humore re:gullible
  9. A handy guy <adult themes>
  10. YOU KNOW YOURE A REDNECK IF....<off. southerners>
  11. Two Polish Ladies. (Not too bad).
  12. Trial of the Century?!
  13. Socialization of the Sexes Part I <off. to women, off. language>
  14. Life 9.9
  15. When O.J. smells like roses...
  16. Sexual joke, offensive language
  17. Dr. Suess & OJ
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3rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. More Assorted Jokes & Humor
  2. Gay Bar <Adult Themes. Off. to Homosexuals>
  3. Limerick V
  4. YOU KNOW YOURE A REDNECK IF...part 2 .<off. southerners>
  5. An alternative medical dictionary (source unknown)
  6. O.J. (again?)
  7. Yet another OJ joke
  8. OJ joke
  9. OJ=Disney World
  10. Yet ANOTHER OJ joke (could be the worst yet)
  11. Ted Kennedy Poem. (off to you know who).
  12. OJ Jokes
  13. SLUGGO Press Release
  14. Play it again, Spam
  15. Jesus and Elvis
  16. Socialization Part II <off. to men, women, and small furry things>
  17. More OJ / Dr. Seuss (off to OJ, AC)
  18. OJ Joke (offensive to Furman, OJ)
  19. Dancing in the dark <adult themes>
  20. Ways to get yourself in a good mood at work
  21. if OS were beers
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4th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Subject: Two Italian men talking <poss. off. to Italians>
  2. procrastinators creed
  3. Chinese Cooking <gross>
  4. Gullible - this one takes the cake!
  5. Twists of fate (from The Independent (UK
  6. Pigeons
  7. The Presidency <off. to Zail Singh, Indians in general>
  8. Life 9.B
  9. Scared <off. to Episcopalians>
  10. OJ Joke
  11. oral sex <Adult themes>
  12. 30 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator <not off.>
  13. Sex <sexual content>
  14. Real News???
  15. Politically-correct Little Red Riding Hood <source unknown>
  16. A Day in The Life Of A UIUC Math Professor
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5th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Blowing Chunks <offensive language>
  2. Death Defying Logic
  3. OFF THE WIRE
  4. Old Man & Punk <off. to punks & parrots>
  5. Inventor of Kitty Litter dies
  6. Medical Terms 2 ( supplied by Les Porciau
  7. Doctor jokes <off. Gay men. Vulgar.>
  8. Academic existence?
  9. The fly and the flea
  10. Multilingual pun Pt. 3 <Off. Hindi and Tamil speakers>
  11. Offensive to the blind!
  12. old joke <not really off.>
  13. Cookies & Anarchy
  14. Rules of eating <not off.>
  15. Tammy Faye Baker joke <off. to Bakers>
  16. Ala carte? <off. menu>
  17. (sexual content, maybe off. to Jews)
  18. Offensive to the religious and especially those with no sense of humor....
  19. Pun, groaner
  20. Travel
  21. Polish joke <off. to Poles>
  22. New York <offensive to New Yorkers>
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6th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. SLUGGO Press Release
  2. OFF THE WIRE (Plus One)
  3. Collected OJ humor <some racist, vicious, bad language> 1 of 2
  4. OJ related humor
  5. Committees--Inaction
  6. kinky sex? <adult themes>
  7. real joke for the blind<off to the blind>
  8. Doctors
  9. Too loose <adult themes>
  10. Red Velvet Cake & Anarchy
  11. Genesis of humor
  12. OJs new job (offensive to musicians?)
  13. Wives <off. to women, and politically incorrect>
  14. Some New Movies <offensive to United Artists employees>
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7th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Balls & Sports (by an old fellow)
  2. Lost in a hot air balloon<off to mathematicians>
  3. Animal Rights
  4. Out in the wilderness (imagery, connotation)
  5. Oldie (Off. to Egyptians ?)
  6. Socialization of the Sexes Part III<poss. off. to both genders>
  7. Workshops Part 2 of 5
  8. Camping joke <sex, sexual anatomy>
  9. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, OJ, Kato, bald men, more
  10. Cut the mustard? <off. to Irishmen>
  11. More OJ humor <some crude, racism, homophobic> 2 of 2
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8th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Meaning of "Uff Da"
  2. Repartee
  3. NY Manners
  4. Classic Scatalogical
  5. Drinks and Nuns <off to nuns>
  6. FW: if OS were beers - MVS
  7. 6 year olds / Tigers ego <sexual implications / off. Feline lovers>
  8. CYBER-THIS, CYBER-THAT
  9. Economy <off. to economists>
  10. Fido or Phydeaux? <adult themes>
  11. Airline humor (sexual, off. to flight attendants and pilots)
  12. more OJ humor
  13. Off The Wire/Police Blotter
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9th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Male needs
  2. toilet humor! <not too offensive>
  3. Windows (23)95... (poss.off to Windows lovers, Microsoft, Bill Gates)
  4. Tooter Tutor
  5. Women <off. to women and the politically correct>
  6. Instrumental Humor <off. musicians>
  7. More OJisms. <possibly offsv to cabbies, lawyers, and people tired of OJ humor.>
  8. Two coats? <off. to Hispanics>
  9. WW1
  10. Life 9.B
  11. The Pickup. (Gross).
  12. Fish Tale
  13. 2 + 2 (off. to lawyers)
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10th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Unbearable? <off. to deadbeats>
  2. The sad piccolo player
  3. Shore Leave (adult themes)
  4. Buddha orders a hot dog
  5. Camels <off.to Jewish people, a bit vulgar>
  6. Limerick VI
  7. Oldies (off. to Catholics and aggies)
  8. Podiatry: The oldest profession? (adult theme)
  9. Train tickets (poss off to Catholic Priests, sexual innuendo)
  10. Bachelors
  11. Bus computer (Off. to computers)
  12. dum pome (may be offensive)
  13. Sexual advice for men <off to women> (a bit)
  14. Bus computer (Off. to computers)
  15. the future of our country ...
  16. Humor: The Nose <mildly suggestive, some crude>
  17. Government may set up teleport at Putrajaya
  18. In The News - Political, religious, off to lawyers, chess players, etc
  19. WHY???!!!
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11th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Silly pun
  2. Winnie Mandela joke <vulgar>
  3. A Play on Words
  4. Humor: The Deaf Schnauzer <adult themes>
  5. A frat/english dictionary part 1/2 (off to fraternity brothers)
  6. Humor: OJ Observation
  7. birth-control methods
  8. Peachy Humor <off. Georgians>
  9. Female anatomy (may be offensive)
  10. Socialization of the Sexes Part IV <off. to women, sexual content>
  11. Announcing Laugh Of The Day
  12. Life 9.C
  13. A sour note? <adult themes>
  14. Are You a High Tech Redneck (fwd)
  15. Off The Wire/Police Blotter
  16. Womens Lib (sexual inuendo)
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12th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Socialization of the Sexes (part whatever, I lost count) <off. sexual content>
  2. St. Peter & the Pearly Gates <offensive to black people>
  3. Alternatives to children
  4. Executive Ability
  5. Humor: THE ENGINEERS SONG
  6. Golf
  7. More signature lines ...
  8. OJ Ad campaign
  9. Bad Music and Bad Math Skills
  10. Political Satire <off. to US presidents present, past, and hopeful>
  11. home remedy
  12. Bare facts <adult themes>
  13. 1990s Math Exam (sexual content, poss off to gang bangers)
  14. Quotations-not offensive
  15. Birth Order
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13th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. O.J. Top 10
  2. Point of View
  3. 3 quick laughs
  4. Bar jokes <racist.off>
  5. Chest hair <sexual>
  6. SLUGGO Press Release
  7. Loved to death <off. to widows>
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14th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. On Being a Comedian
  2. Lawyer Top 10
  3. Limerick VII
  4. Workshops Part 3 of 5
  5. Teed off? <adult themes>
  6. a Frat/English dictionary part 2/2 (off. to fraternity bros)
  7. Two jokes Giraffe & OJ
  8. Tornados
  9. O.J.s internet address (fwd)
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15th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Socialization of the Sexes: cont.<off to women and the politically correct>
  2. more lawyer jokes
  3. O.J.s internet address (fwd)
  4. LIMERICK VIII
  5. Bib Overalls
  6. Butt out? <adult themes>
  7. Humor: If Microsoft Built Cars <Micro$oft Bashing>
  8. Punny signature lines ...
  9. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
  10. Wheres the bike ? <Off. Italians>
  11. Avid Golfer<poss off to women>
  12. Satan at school, some new rules
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16th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Socialization of the Sexes, cont.
  2. Proud Dad
  3. humor: street economics <vulgar>
  4. techno dweeb (offensive to people _really_ into computers
  5. Humor: Cecil the Prawn
  6. DEEP THOUGHTS by Jack Handey
  7. Humor:offensive to witches
  8. Life 9.D
  9. Sex quiz <off. to Polish persons>
  10. Flea Joke <sexual connotations, off. fleas>
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17th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Socialization of the Sexes, continued <poss. off. language>
  2. Where is American taxpayers money going?
  3. Getting Older?
  4. May be offensive to OJ and company
  5. In a rush? (Sexual content)
  6. Oldie reheard recently
  7. Letters from Camp
  8. Traveling Salesman. (Pretty bad).
  9. Dads Girl < sexual content >
  10. phobia
  11. Irish, not off.
  12. Sufi saying: mildly humorous dialogue
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18th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Australian crawl? <adult themes>
  2. Socialization of the Sexes, continued
  3. Men
  4. The Turtle and UNIX <poss. off. to both>
  5. High Vet Bill
  6. Penguin Joke (sexual, sexual language)
  7. Worst Things to say (0-15...)
  8. whats the difference? (off to homosexuals)
  9. whats the difference (correction)
  10. various jokes
  11. For the birds? <adult themes>
  12. Sequel to "Beer in Space"
  13. Opera Primer <off. to opera snobs>
  14. Humor: office door sign
  15. Life 9.E
  16. Fat<adult theme, off to women>
  17. OJ Joles Offensive to West Virginians & Joe Montana
  18. Packwood in Oz <off. politicians>
  19. Signs the world is ending
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19th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Socialization of the Sexes, ad infinitum
  2. SLUGGO Press Release
  3. Halloween Humor!
  4. Women in the Military <adult themes>
  5. Internet obsession
  6. humor: 1 very offensive racist + tales of the gullible
  7. Rest in peace?
  8. WItches and Bitches <slightly offensive>
  9. sports humour [may be offensive to native americans]
  10. Ducks and Statistics (Off. to Statisticians)
  11. Plastic Flower in Beer Bottle
  12. Whitney Houston <Off to Houston and Brown fans>
  13. Benefits of getting to work early
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20th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Socialization of the Sexes, the continuing saga
  2. Dental Cavities <poss. off. to some Dentists>
  3. OJ & Football <off.OJ>
  4. Democrats and Republicans (Off to either)
  5. Spellbound? <adult themes>
  6. harsh truths about men (offensive to men)
  7. Workshops Part 4 of 5
  8. More benefits of getting to work early
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21st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Socialization of the Sexes, the sequal
  2. Top 10 Sex Toys
  3. SLUGGO Press Release
  4. Catholic humor <not off>
  5. The People Watcher
  6. more OJ <may be offensive to oj fans,arkansasites,or coloradoites>
  7. Bumperstickers Wed Like To See
  8. In The News - Political, may be off to black men, parent killers, more
  9. Rock music (off. to Whitesnake fans)
  10. Church Bulletins <slightly crude>
  11. Whats up Doc? <adult themes>
  12. Reasons to screw the midterm and go to bed
  13. Skydiving Joke (Offensive to Buddists, Catholics, and Atheists)
  14. Duck sounds
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22nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Socialization of the Sexes; again and again < poss. off. sexual theme>
  2. Wauism - the religion for you? <off. to the religous> #1/3
  3. Getting a bargain. <bad taste>
  4. Another Skydiving Story
  5. Australian goes to NYC <offensive to Australians, vulgar>
  6. Oregon Humor <off. Oregonians>
  7. Humor: Bill Gates Goes to Heaven <Micro$oft Bashing>
  8. Politics plus <off to homosexuals; rude>
  9. One of young Abe Lincolns favorite stories
  10. words of wisdom
  11. Float like a butterfly.
  12. Whats Next on the Net <"clean" - really>
  13. Why ask why?
  14. Dog joke. (A tad offensive).
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23rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Socialization of the Sexes: the finale
  2. Socialization of the Sexes: the finale
  3. Wauism - the religion for you? <off. to the religous> #2/3
  4. 101 easy ways to say no
  5. Another Dog Joke (In the same vein -- slightly offensive)
  6. duck humor <good & clean>
  7. False Alarm
  8. Wiped out?
  9. Humor: Sitting Bulls Wives
  10. Wit from Brahms and Lincoln
  11. Humor Notice: where to find pet humor
  12. Politics <clean>
  13. The greatest baseball player
  14. Nuns have a nasty habit <off. religious / language>
  15. Life 9.F
  16. Traffic Jam? What is this "Traffic Jam"?
  17. Beer (off. to the Irish)
  18. Bookmark <poss off to everyone>
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24th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. A mystery of ancient Rome
  2. Ponderings
  3. Encore! Encore! <poss. off. to some surgeons>
  4. Humor: The Natives are Restless
  5. Classic rural humor of the 1920s
  6. American Furniture Warehouse <sexual>
  7. Wonderments of Tech Support
  8. The Great Kitchen Conspiracy
  9. Musings on the English Language <not offensive, 48 lines>
  10. 25 Ways to Cope With Stress
  11. Ship ahoy!
  12. AJs facts about women
  13. Response to: AJs facts about women
  14. AJs facts about women
  15. Lawyers <poss. off. to Lawyers, sexual theme>
  16. Reasons to watch NBC News for Morons
  17. Northern Ireland/Ceasefire <off. religious>
  18. Deer Joke <Vulgar.....offensive to the blind>
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25th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quiz Question <poss off. to Republicans>
  2. Calling 911!!!
  3. Psychiatric Hotline
  4. Deer Joke <Vulgar.....offensive to the blind>
  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Music Joke
  6. Twins?
  7. Used Sofas
  8. Life 8.G
  9. Ponderings <sexual theme, poss off.>
  10. More reasons to screw your exam/paper
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26th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Urban Legend Cookie update
  2. Limerick IX
  3. Humor: The Pet Yak
  4. Little ones <off. negros / mexicans>
  5. Why OJ Loves Golf (mildly off. to blacks)
  6. Medical situation - adult theme
  7. Jokes
  8. Humor:on the poetic side
  9. a few jokes <poss off.to elephants, gays and blacks>
  10. a rose is a rose: less-known colors & their meanings <adult themes>
  11. For better or worse <adult themes>
  12. Marlboro Mans last request
  13. Cartoons <off. language>
  14. A fish story
  15. Golf Partners-Offensive to EVERYONE
  16. Limerick <vulgar>
  17. Ponderings <poss. off. sexual content, off. religious>
  18. jokes
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27th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Wauism - the religion for you? <off. to the religous> #3/3
  2. From behind
  3. Limerick X
  4. golf, mildly sexual
  5. "Interesting" Quotes
  6. Caught in the Act (off to stupid people)
  7. Workshops Part 5 of 5
  8. Long walk
  9. Ten Fun things to tell telemarketers <Off. to TMs, Japanese, F Word>
  10. In The News - Political, off to blacks, OJ Simpson, Kato Kaelin
  11. JokeMaster O.J. Funnies
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28th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The cruel unkle story
  2. SPACE RESEARCH <OFF TO IRAQ,HA,HA,HA>
  3. Ancestry
  4. AJs facts about women
  5. More reasons to screw our exam/paper (Poss. off. to A+ stuents)
  6. A shot in the dark?
  7. Origin of an expression
  8. Wives like Farts<off to wives>
  9. Benefits of skirt "creep and twist"
  10. Ponderings <poss. off. to religious and artists>
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29th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. a riddle - I
  2. Seeing is believing.
  3. Subject: Local Man Found Murdered < not off. >
  4. Humor: Fill this Bottle
  5. dum pome (pretty offensive)
  6. No pain, no gain. <adult themes>
  7. 10 Men Youd Hate to Wake Up Next to in the Morning <current>
  8. Happy Halloween <offensive to no one>
  9. Brainy one ...
  10. Humor: Trick-or-Treats VS. Sex <Suggestive, naughty>
  11. Combination coupons <poss. offensive
  12. What should we name the baby?
  13. Publishing just keeps getting faster...
  14. Ponderings
  15. Riddle
  16. A good story <One bad word>
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30th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. a riddle - II
  2. Women in the Military (cont.) <poss. off. to Newt>
  3. The Law Enforcement Officers Dictionary <off. police>
  4. Reasons to buy cake and make the company pay
  5. sorry for the band width.
  6. humor
  7. CONCLUSION
  8. lawyer joke
  9. The 12 Golden Rules of Flaming <off. to flamers>
  10. Statuesque humor from Washington DC
  11. All the angles. <off. to Jews>
  12. Tom the Tractor Lover <Corny>
  13. The Nieman-Marcus Cookie Story
  14. "gay gene" list <may be off. to homosexuals>
  15. Customer encounters
  16. Housework can kill you
  17. possible products
  18. Religious mule (fwd)
  19. The word of Win95 <offensive to Win95 lovers>
  20. Humor: Impure Mathematics <adult themes>
  21. Preachers Story <May be offensive to religious, sexual
  22. Playing ball <sexually suggestive>
  23. Halloween and Christmas (mostly for geeks)
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