The Humor List Postings for August 1995

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1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Heroic pig
  2. LAST REQUEST.
  3. Beech, birch and ash
  4. For Women (humor very off to men)
  5. OFF THE WIRE (mild)
  6. Polish Humor <off. Polacks>
  7. Humor-offensive to cannibals, sexual content
  8. The Priest and the Rabbi. (Slightly offensive).
  9. Gift ideas <off. ethnics, contains a**>
  10. Canonical List of Taglines
  11. <No subject given>
  12. Humor: Assorted Examples
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Jew in Berlin 1943
  2. yodelling joke
  3. Like clockwork <off. to senior citizens>
  4. What jokes ? <off. ethics/language>
  5. Horsing around <off. Queen of England, Aussie PM>
  6. Operating systems (off to no-one)
  7. Barroom humor <clean>
  8. Clean - Adam & Eve
  9. Genie in a Bottle
  10. Another parrot joke <two bad words>
  11. A modern antique? <off. to lawyers>
  12. Life 8.M
  13. Offensive: Top 10 Reasons Paul Robinson should be gassed!
  14. Humor: Inoffensive supercomputer joke
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Trees In Freezer/Clean
  2. All sorts of funny stuff <off. almost everyone / language>
  3. Strange Sex Laws (may be offensive to offenders)
  4. From Lindsay Clevelands newsgroup, dsc.cuties:
  5. Heaven Can Wait <viewer dis
  6. Humor: Can you follow directions? <Classic>
  7. Men <off to men>
  8. Divorced from reality?
  9. HUMOR: Minuet <sexual innuendo, language>
  10. my favorite parrot joke,mildly sexual
  11. Electro Commandments <not off, electric humor>
  12. bigamy
  13. Windsors (Duke and Duchess) Potentially offensive to British Royals and Janet Reno.
  14. Ellis Island & The Rabbi (2 stories)
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. humor : Bill Gates and the Gates of Heaven
  2. SLUGGO Press Release
  3. Why Windows is so slow (off. to Microsoft)
  4. Limericks #2 <naughty but cute>
  5. Family honor <adult themes>
  6. possibly offen. to Chinese
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. humor: nunsense/offensive to Catholics
  2. Offensive: Why Im not a terrorist (Editorial)
  3. questionable answers
  4. A midsummer nights thought
  5. Humor List Traffic Report
  6. SLUGGO Press Release
  7. Chinese dentist appointment
  8. Seeing God
  9. employee review <clean>
  10. The Engineers Barbecue
  11. The Pekinese and the Cigar
  12. Soupy Sales <adult themes>
  13. Bank Account<Offensive Language>
  14. short joke <clean>
  15. possibly offensive to cows, meat-eaters
  16. Newlywed Fireman<off to men>
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. In The News - Off to Disney, Ted Koppel, Roseanne, Unions, Kato, more
  2. Soupy Sales <adult themes>
  3. Another Tarzan joke <off. to Jains>
  4. Bicycle built for two? <adult themes>
  5. Burglar & Parakeet
  6. Humor from the American Civil War
  7. Eddie Albert about the late Eva Gabor
  8. News of the Weird
  9. 6 tasteless jokes; language, bodily fluids, parasites, etc
  10. farmer joke
  11. A Yuppie tragedy/Irish gays
  12. Toilette Details
  13. Musician Jokes
  14. musician jokes...[off to musicians]
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. JOKE-RATED: DIFFERENCE
  2. Chinese torture test <adult themes>
  3. Tribute to a Scholar (fwd)
  4. Bill & Hillary (off. to Hillary-haters)
  5. Happy-happy-happy. (Not too dirty).
  6. Life 8.N
  7. A cat IS smaller than a human.
  8. Sterilize your instruments? <off. to nurses>
  9. my favorite parrot joke, mildly sexual
  10. Hugh Grant T-shirt
  11. True anecdote from Vaudeville era
  12. Martini Madness
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Your mother was right!
  2. JOKE: SALVE
  3. SLUGGO Press Release
  4. Tattoo joke (very vulgar)
  5. Campus humor, Searching for the Dean
  6. Witch joke <crude, off. to witches>
  7. Military Humor. (VERY offensive).
  8. Music lessons <off. to musicians>
  9. Parrot Joke--Clean but one dirty word...
  10. Italian family goes to zoo <ethnic humor, mild sexual content>
  11. MS Humor- 3 Women <Adult Th
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. More Job Titles
  2. Tattoo joke (very vulgar) (fwd)
  3. JOKE: COFFEE
  4. Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction?
  5. Life 8.P
  6. No condoms <off. to speech/hearing impaired>
  7. Bodily bossing <off. to bosses, dirty words>
  8. Man and woman in bar <mild sexual content>
  9. fairy tale
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Orgasms & obesity <offensive to women>
  2. SLUGGO Press Release
  3. High school history lesson
  4. A Tourists Tale
  5. Umbali
  6. Dirty English teacher <clean joke>
  7. Limmericks <language, sexual>
  8. Humor: Stress Relief
  9. Bill Gates Fairy Tale <Adul
  10. Dogs<nasty, crude, sick>
  11. strongly sexual, off. to blacks (the n word)
  12. Why the Internet is Like a . . . (mildly sexual)
  13. Bloody Mary? <off. to vampires>
  14. British military excitement
  15. Real Guys
  16. THE ROYAL BALL <OFFENSIVE TO ROYALTY,VULGAR>
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Final Installment, Job Titles
  2. Dave Barry quote from this weeks article
  3. SLUGGO Press Release
  4. O.J. Joke <Offensive to O.J fans, califorians, and taco bell>
  5. Limericks 3 <naughty but cute>
  6. Limmerick <sexual>
  7. Roses are red (very mildly off)
  8. Another Microsoft takeover joke
  9. Age before beauty <off. to senior citizens>
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. revenge (generally offensive: no vulgar lang.)
  2. JOKE-CLEAN:
  3. Bad Weather Story
  4. Traveling Nuns
  5. Humor: More Cliff Notes (original)
  6. A ginger peachy joke <clean fun>
  7. Exciting new product
  8. Cliff Notes (correction)
  9. Three little black kids. <Off to blacks, prostitutes>
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Funny In Class (clean)
  2. JOKE-CLEAN: MONEY
  3. Misc jokes. <off. all / Helen Keller>
  4. poem
  5. Cancer & Alzheimers Joke
  6. STANDARD REPLY FORM (fwd)
  7. Hotdog <sex.organs>
  8. Off the Wall at Callahans
  9. Now hear this! <adult themes>
  10. Too racy for "Laugh-Ins" censor
  11. From Stampers News Nuggets #20
  12. Dog joke
  13. Flying High
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. JOKE-RATED:DESPOTISM (PROBABLY IRAQ)
  2. Police Blotter
  3. wicked good guide to boston english (off to bostonians) part 1 of 3
  4. More--all sorts of good stuff <off. mommas, lawyers, wives>
  5. Gene therapy <off. to Maggie Thatcher, one dirty word>
  6. A Star Trek Next Generation Top 10! (slightly crude)
  7. Cabin fever
  8. 2 Doctors visits (off. to Chinese, women; off. language)
  9. Life 8.Q
  10. OJ joke <off. to Simpson fans>
  11. Take my wife...please! <off. to wives>
  12. <Off. to Asian Americans, to persons that think O.J. is innocent, and mildly sexual>
  13. Northern Wisconsin Resident Application Form (1 of 2) <poss off to rednecks, N WI residents, IL residents>
  14. mildly suggestive
  15. Knights of the Round Table (off. to Knights of King Arthur)
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. JOKE: WORM (DISGUSTING)
  2. The Confession <off. to a priest,sexual theme,bad words>
  3. Strange (sex) laws (poss. off. to lawmakers)
  4. Redneck humor <off. rednecks, if your one - you know it!>
  5. Humor: Little Blind Johnny <cruel to blind people>
  6. Las Vegas Joke
  7. wicked good guide to boston english (off to bostonians) part 2 of 3
  8. Woman after doctors appointment <one bad word>
  9. The Taxi Driver. (Sexual)
  10. aids
  11. Insults
  12. Insults
  13. Northern Wisconsin Resident Application Form (2 of 2) <poss off to rednecks, N WI residents, IL residents>
  14. Some new blonde jokes (off. to blondes)
  15. Graphite shaft?<off. to some golfers>
  16. SLUGGO Press Release
  17. A blonde joke (new, I hope?) -- off. to blondes, I guess?
  18. Ross Perot Joke
  19. Newlywed Joke <sexual content>
  20. Judas Stone <Off. to Christians>
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. BREATHER CALL off.to asthmatics
  2. Albanian joke <offensive to Serbs, Croats & Bosnians>
  3. Possibly offensive to roommates
  4. JOKE-RATED: WHAT NEXT ?
  5. wicked good guide to boston english (off to bostonians) part 3 of 3
  6. Whores and more <off. mosquitoes, herpes>
  7. "SMILE FILE" (fwd)
  8. Time on my hands <adult themes>
  9. Funny product name
  10. orgasms
  11. 2 jokes about drunks (off to mean drunks; 2nd one vulgar)
  12. Rolling Sam
  13. Humor: Termite Flatulence
  14. Life 8.R
  15. Basically not BASIC
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Potentiall offensive to roommates (2)
  2. What a Bull!!! <sexual theme,slightly offensive>
  3. SEX Jokes (Sexual content, off to many, bad words, etc.)
  4. men jokes
  5. Top ten & more <off. religious people, language>
  6. Sexual connotations--possibly offensive to Mormons
  7. how many watches?
  8. Humor: The Bronze Rat
  9. Strange Smithsonian
  10. Horse for sale <off. to harelip dwarfs>
  11. Humor: Weddings Toasts!! - The list!
  12. Nude News-Clean
  13. Oral Sex Joke <sexual content, crude>
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Hale-Bopp Comet cometh...
  2. SLUGGO Press Release
  3. Yo Mama jokes continued <off. mamas>
  4. HUMOR Digest - 17 Aug 1995 to 18 Aug 1995
  5. Coolidge Effect
  6. Dixie Dictionary <off to Southerners>
  7. Coolidge Effect
  8. Heres one for the older crowd <Off to older people, vulgar>
  9. Top 10 Signs Youre "Webbed Out" <not offensive>
  10. English/German Motoring Terms <mildly off. lang.>
  11. USSR. Possibly offensive to TAFRTAsPrince
  12. The very best <off. to lawyers>
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. humor : could be offensive to Asians
  2. L.A. Times humor
  3. HUMOR Digest - 18 Aug 1995 to 19 Aug 1995
  4. Funny not offensive
  5. Iron Mikes Party (sexual)
  6. Mullas humor: Tale of 2 sheets
  7. Hard to please <adult themes>
  8. A SEEDY STORY
  9. more weird news
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. possibly offensive to jocks
  2. light (obscure for physics naives)
  3. Getting Even <off. to Hotel Staffs>
  4. country western song titles
  5. Immigrants
  6. Humor: Honk if you Love Jesus <pos. off: to Christians>
  7. fart joke
  8. Alligator and sexual organ
  9. Hanging in there <adult themes>
  10. pun: not offensive
  11. Having babies. (Yep, sex.)
  12. Underwear <Off. to women>
  13. Humor: Parables, etc. (Possibly Off to Some) but clean.
  14. The Perfect Squelch
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Visiting monsignor <off. touchy Catholics>
  2. Seattle E-Mail Shorthand
  3. Humor: The Wifes Letter
  4. Register To Sweat; Wazir Jiwi For President
  5. Farmer Joke <were talking _gross_ here; youve been warned>
  6. New internet user humor
  7. Life 8.S
  8. A real bargain <off. to women>
  9. BB King joke <slightly crude, sexual content>
  10. Genesis part II <probably offensive to fundamentalists>
  11. Down-sizing solar system (off to US Congress) (long)
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Police Blotter
  2. Barrymore(off to gays and Barrymore)
  3. Accident Report, <Off to bricklayers>
  4. Accountant jokes (crude)
  5. Arthur the Hit Man
  6. Computer hardware humor (silly but clean)
  7. Backup computer; Sun teams up with WHO?
  8. Nuclear testing humor
  9. Nun joke <off. to catholics, sexual content>
  10. Telephone anecdotes
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Backup Reply Plus Mandatory Joke
  2. Captain Hook <off. to pirates>
  3. Sex and talking
  4. Doctors Physical <sexual, clean, adult themes>
  5. Life After Sixty ( Clean )
  6. The Big Exam
  7. Another OJ joke <off. to people from Kentucky>
  8. Annotated thermometer
  9. Life 8.T
  10. McDonalds Joke <not offensive>
  11. Paranoia; lifers
  12. Sexual preferences..(potentially offensive to anyone)
  13. Detroit lions Joke <Offensive to lions fans, abused children>
  14. Big Winner!
  15. the pun thread
  16. A question of color...
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. SLUGGO Press Release
  2. Need spa <sexual connotation>
  3. Ferrets..(sexist against women)
  4. computer geek joke
  5. Humor:Win95
  6. Sexually Explicity
  7. A Visit to the Zoo
  8. Windows 95 hype
  9. Oracle question (poss off to Bill Gates)
  10. Culture Shock; People are funny (in real life)
  11. Ala carte ? <adult themes>
  12. Shannon Faulkner
  13. >>Whos Who<<
  14. Cow prices
  15. Sex jokes (This is warning)
  16. Your Cheating Heart...Offensive to Vlasics, Yankees
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. 10**24 ive only to those with good taste)
  2. Homework Assignment <crude, offensive to teachers, students, womem>
  3. New Company Policies
  4. diagnosis or opinion <sexual content>
  5. IN THE NEWS - WARNING 02
  6. IN THE NEWS - WARNING 01
  7. Shannon Faulkner
  8. Puns> Job history
  9. AOL Profile Quotes
  10. SLUGGO Press Release
  11. Come out on top? <adult themes>
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Boyfriend
  2. One meteorite can ruin your whole day!
  3. Play it again Sam <off. to lawyers>
  4. <No subject given>
  5. Bad ways to go...
  6. Silly pun not at all offensive
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. family values (language, sick)
  2. Women from da hood. <language, off. to blacks, feminists>
  3. HUMOR - SADISM<JOKE-RATED>
  4. MY FIRST WEDDING IN EAST MACHIAS, MAINE
  5. modern definitions [frank computer terminology]
  6. More Microsoft mania (fwd)
  7. Humor: consoling a dying mate <anti-climax>
  8. What do you call......<poss. off. handicaps>
  9. Cat dies and mother breaks news
  10. Woman becomes prostitute <sexual themes>
  11. Golf Joke. (off. religious types).
  12. Promises <deeply offensive>
  13. SLUGGO Press Release
  14. Mixed Emotions (possibly offensive to mothers-in-law)
  15. Streaking <sexual>
  16. Apple Congratulates Microsoft
  17. FLOPPY or HARD DRIVE ? (Mildly sexual, poss. offensive to computer nerds)
  18. Misc. Not offensive
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Homer? <adult themes>
  2. Old acquaintance (non offensive)
  3. Con-artist (non-offensive)
  4. Money
  5. Remember back when Japanese politics went topsy-turvy?
  6. Why Captain Janeway is Better Than Captain Picard
  7. Republicans <Republicans>
  8. The Foo Bird. (Not too bad).
  9. JOKE RATED: PARADISE <OFF TO MOTHER IN LAW>
  10. Life 8.U
  11. 30 things to do at a funeral <off. deceased. So if any of you are then dont read this!>
  12. When the dog Paddy died
  13. Sex purity test
  14. The clinical approach <off. to doctors>
  15. Shot-gun Wedding in East Machias, Maine
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Very Offensive-subject of incest
  2. Time Wasting Pun Story
  3. HUMOR: 68 <SEXUAL>
  4. Too young <off. to pederasts>
  5. Real News Headlines <not off.>
  6. In The News - May be off to people in the news, political, women,
  7. The Czechoslovakians Visit
  8. The Czechoslovakians Visit
  9. elephant and mouse
  10. Microsoft: making the world a better place
  11. "A Late Wedding in Washington County, Maine"
  12. Campus security phones (true story)
  13. Little Rascals <profane>
  14. Clean sweep <off. to school teachers>
  15. <HUMOR> Prostitute joke
  16. Mutant Animals-some sexual content
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor: Variety (mostly original, clean)
  2. Police Blotter
  3. Medical Terminology for Non-Doctors <poss. off. to the ill>
  4. Chess Players
  5. excerpt from mini-AIR (science humor)
  6. Life B.2
  7. Junior has sex. (the "F" word).
  8. Like to make a withdrawal? <adult themes>
  9. Priest, pastor, rabbi <might be offensive to religious groups>
  10. Motto of a Fire Department
  11. rock n roll
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Robbins Theory of Evolution
  2. World Series (off. to American baseball fans)
  3. SLUGGO Press Release
  4. Individual sample taken for investigation
  5. 3 short offensive jokes
  6. Computer Virus Types <not off.>
  7. The Frogs Loan
  8. Definitions
  9. Mickey Mouse <profane>
  10. Sex in the church <dirty, but not too offensive>
  11. A hole in one? <adult themes>
  12. Machiasport Baptist Church, Washington County, Maine
  13. More Science Humor
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