The Humor List Postings for June 1995

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. English euphemisms <Indian humor>
  2. Fresh air?
  3. Student Blooper History - Part 1/4
  4. Berries
  5. Whale removal (true(?) story, gross)
  6. Humor: Top 10 philisophical questions - answered...
  7. Amish Joke <Offensive to Amish>
  8. Suicide, Accident, or Homicide?
  9. Blonde Jokes (Guess whos offended?)
  10. Sexual Exercise (maybe offensive)
  11. Drinking <off. British judges>
  12. Church Announcements
  13. The Oracle replies! (A Sample)
  14. Religion and sex < offensive to non-liberals >
  15. Country -Western songs <off. to classical music lovers>
  16. Darn Body Oat Meal Stream
  17. ABC Language
  18. Harleys and the Pope (off. to bikers and Popes)
  19. Rorschach test
  20. restaurant etiquette
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2nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Alzheimers and cancer. <off. to those who have Alz.> (fwd)
  2. SLUGGO press review <political>
  3. bubbles
  4. Oracle Info & Mandatory Joke(s)
  5. Two More Classic Country Music Titles
  6. Orange you sorry you did that? <adult themes>
  7. two more great c-w songs
  8. only slightly (by this lists standards) vulgar
  9. Bronze
  10. Bama jokes: Top 10 Majors
  11. Fun Things to Do in an Elevator!!!-part 1 of 2
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3rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. St. Peter Jokes <off. to Catholics (?) 1st mildly naughty; 2nd off. to lawyers and priests>
  2. Traffic Report and Soviet Humor >non-offensive<
  3. Book Titles (Part 1 of 2) <suggestive, moderately inoffensive>
  4. SLUGGO press review <political>
  5. Blonde Jokes with Answers 1/2 (Risque)
  6. face rings a bell
  7. geriatric sex
  8. Bama Probation humor <college football fans only>
  9. The ultimate answer <off. to atheists>
  10. Legislature in action: ballad of the South Carolina budget
  11. HOOKER (offensive to hookers?)
  12. Sick! off. Downs Syndrome:
  13. Frogs
  14. Personal Ads <adult language>
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4th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Off The Wire
  2. The statue and the fairy godmother <sexually suggestive, crude>
  3. Dangerous English (WARNING:RACIST WORDS!!!)
  4. How to Attend a Meeting (5 of 5)
  5. Student Blooper History - 3/4
  6. AUDITION <ONLY FOR IRAQ. O MAMA>
  7. words of wisdom
  8. Humor: A Pastor goes visiting...
  9. Fun Things to Do in an Elevator!!!-part 2 of 2
  10. Good, <clean> signature lines.
  11. Book Titles (2 of 2) <suggestive, relatively inoffensive>
  12. Retirement in Florida
  13. Cross state or U. trashing (mildly offensive to those named)
  14. Genie Joke <language>
  15. Bar Joke (Suggestive)
  16. Humor: OJ and Christopher Reeve <sick>
  17. ? ? ?
  18. BEAUTIFUL Poetry from OOZE (off. to poets)
  19. newlywed (clean)
  20. CPR <language, adult situation>
  21. Rock Song Names
  22. Bear Hunter <off. to Bear Hunters and maybe to Bears>
  23. classifieds <off. to ad writers>
  24. Tennis <offensive; sexual>
  25. Bunny.
  26. medical checkup <off. to gays>
  27. Science class humor (not offensive)
  28. Porno films <adult themes>
  29. How Bama got caught? <US Football humor>
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4th of June Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. Miscellaneous inoffensive humor
  2. Big Red Rooster
  3. SLUGGO press review <political>
  4. Humor
  5. Another bunny
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5th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. The Young Man and The Pharmacist; Suicide... <poss. off. chaste>
  2. self-control (fwd)
  3. Student Blooper History - 2/4
  4. No Subject
  5. How to offend a blonde <off. to ...(guess what)>
  6. Mark
  7. Land of hoppers (off. to Texans, off. Australians?)
  8. Police Blotter/Off The Wire
  9. Another great country-western song <off. to classical music lovers>
  10. Good News/Bad News for O.J. <sick>
  11. Dirty limerick contest <offensive>
  12. Dear IRS, Take my Children, PLEASE!
  13. <No subject given>
  14. Life 8.6
  15. Little Red Riding Hood >profanity, crude, innuendo<
  16. Humor: Franzheimer Theatre
  17. nun joke <not really offensive>
  18. Training <off. language>
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6th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. In The News - political, off to lawyers, Rodney King, Buttafuoco,
  2. USED CAR <OFF. TO IRAQ (TOO COMPLICATED)>
  3. SLUGGO press release <political>
  4. SHOPPING AT LUNCHTIME <sexual content, offensive t o women>
  5. Oral <grossly SICK; offensive>
  6. 50 year old Scotch <mildly offensive>
  7. OJ and Christopher Reeves
  8. Father and Son
  9. Material Things (slightly offensive)
  10. Armadillo humor, off to roadkill
  11. Dream Wife (off. to women, men; adult; mildly vulgar)
  12. Ban DHMO!
  13. <No subject given>
  14. The Master Programmer <language (f-word)>
  15. Happing ending. <adult themes>
  16. Humor: cabbies get crabby
  17. Too long on line
  18. doctors
  19. Puritans?
  20. Cop Joke <off. to cops>
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7th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Whats your horoscope? <nasty>
  2. <No subject given>
  3. another doctor
  4. HONOR <DISGUSTING,NASTY>
  5. C+- / for the next century (geek oriented)
  6. Hacker Barbie
  7. On Line too long.....
  8. Humor: A guide to identify technical harassment...
  9. Drunks getting free drinks (offensive language, obscene theme)
  10. The Lords Prayer <offensive to devout Catholics>
  11. The dancing God <Off. Hindus, Muslims, Christians from Bombay?>
  12. Congeniality--New York Style
  13. Heavenly vacation <off. to barbers>
  14. Student Blooper History - 4/4
  15. addition- Fictitious Book Titles <suggestive, relatively inoffensive>
  16. A tad of humor for today...
  17. Eco humour
  18. Life 8.7
  19. Speed in settlement <off. Insurance salesmen>
  20. Household Cats
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8th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. more student humor
  2. Off The Wire
  3. Weather Indian <risque tag>
  4. MAINE WOMEN AND MOOSE <offensive to Maine women an d moose>
  5. E-mail & the penis (sexual content)
  6. SLUGGO press review <political>
  7. Frog legs <adult themes>
  8. redneck riddle <off. to rednecks>
  9. Texas Sheep Rancher <Off to Texans>
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9th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Hiding (off. to UN)
  2. top ten signs your credit rating has improved
  3. SLUGGO press review <roosters>
  4. Soviet / Russian Humor
  5. Keillor joke - clean
  6. Humor: Preparation for parenthood
  7. Off to Russians (maybe!!)
  8. Daffy Definitions
  9. Ban DHMO!
  10. Marketing
  11. SLUGGO press review <political>
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10th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. The power of faith
  2. Tasteless, lesbian, sheep<adult>
  3. computer humor
  4. Another misunderstanding; Marketing
  5. IN FACT <NAUGHTY>
  6. Lampoon: More high standards of journalism
  7. Politically Correct <offensive to blacks>
  8. Rotten Day
  9. Off The Wire
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11th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Marriage humor
  2. THE VICE PRESEDENT <BASE ON A TRUTH STORY>
  3. Dogs
  4. Pissing in the Snow <risque>
  5. Job definitions....
  6. Men/Women in Relationships
  7. Miracles! <blasphemy> <off. Jews, Christians, religious people?>
  8. BLONDE JOKE <offensive to blondes>
  9. Quality, not quantity <adult themes>
  10. History <kids>
  11. riddle (gross)
  12. Q&A (off. women).
  13. Blondes Revenge (off. to men)
  14. Humor: 7 epigrams form the 16/17th centuries
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12th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Wedding march
  2. SPERM PROBLEM <OFF. TO GAY>
  3. What they mean when they say ..
  4. dr seuss
  5. Microsoft and the end of the world
  6. Gophers<janitors>
  7. The B-52, and Billions.....
  8. Life 8.8
  9. Owl <off. to vets>
  10. Senior Citizens Beat Inflation <sexually suggestive>
  11. Riddle odds & ends <some off.>
  12. Bears Dating Dictionary [adult sexual content, language]
  13. Say It With A Smiley
  14. Eighteen Bottles of Whiskey
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13th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Stormy Weather
  2. WAY OF THINKING <LAST NIGHT IN IRAQ>
  3. botanical humor (Sick)
  4. Multiple jokes about kids
  5. student test answers!
  6. Polish Jokes
  7. Construction (off. to Italians, Irish, Chinese)
  8. Monkey Joke<Sexual Explicit>
  9. Offensive to Catholics & others
  10. Food and Drink on the Carpet!
  11. Another Fruit to Watch out for (fwd)
  12. a new twist on HMOs <clean>
  13. Another Fruit to Watch out for (fwd)
  14. Yellow Toads/Purple Bunnies--and the Wizard of Oz
  15. Lawyer joke <offensive to lawyers>
  16. ...no subject...
  17. Windows 95
  18. Heavenly Quiz <off. to blacks>
  19. The Chicken and the Bureaucrat
  20. Jack & Jill poems <offensive>
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14th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Gay Redneck Jokes [Gay themes, Offensive to Rednecks]
  2. Stuffed
  3. SOME PEOPLE HELL,IS OTHERS PEOPLE PARADISE.<OFF.TO RELIGIOUS>
  4. Royal dinner <off. Indian politicians>
  5. Lampoon of current journalism <Clinton & others>
  6. Restaurants <off Blacks, Jews>
  7. Used camel joke <off. to Polacks>
  8. Is Windows a virus?
  9. Life 8.9
  10. off. to Mexicans??
  11. Male bashing (not too bad)
  12. Murphy (possibly off. to Irish people)
  13. 3 boys <OFF to B Clinton>
  14. Not too offensive to anyone
  15. Question... <Off. to gays>
  16. Have a beer on me <may be off. to alcoholics>
  17. Mormon joke <might be offensive to anyone not a Mormon--hope not>
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15th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. childrens Christian church answers
  2. SLUGGO press release <political>
  3. Oxymorons part 1 of 4
  4. Socrates: Satire - might be offensive to university administrators
  5. riddle
  6. Bar Bet
  7. Ghost busters <off India, sex>
  8. Ghosts <off. to senior citizens>
  9. Golf Joke
  10. Etc... <Off. to certain people>
  11. Motherhood
  12. Political Joke (off. to politicians, language)
  13. In The News - Political, possibly offensive to lawyers, religious, etc
  14. Cooper Wire (Offensive to Jews)
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16th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Iraqi Vice President
  2. Translation it rough
  3. Aliens - it had to happen... (fwd)
  4. Madonna Joke
  5. Koala Hair Tea
  6. Cataracts <off Japanese>
  7. Real court transcript (MANY rude words)
  8. Mother . . . <mildly off.>
  9. Restaurant etiquette
  10. Complaints to Landlords
  11. Got em licked <adult themes>
  12. Pleasant thoughts
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17th of June Topics of the day:
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18th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Police Blotter
  2. Oxymorons part 2 of 4
  3. McLuhan Humor
  4. OUT FOR VETERINARY
  5. Bestiality (Sick, Lang., and Offensive to Goats in General)
  6. Whats in a name? <off. Chinese, Jews>
  7. Even More Etc...!
  8. Ideal sex life <adult themes>
  9. ornithology <offensive>
  10. elephant joke
  11. Another Madonna Joke <crude sexual imagery>
  12. WARNING Sexual and racial content
  13. Scot@Dr<adult>< off scot & OBs?>
  14. Privy Etiquette (Bathroom humor, off.lang)
  15. Just when you thought it couldnt get worse
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19th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Urban legend #138
  2. Epileptic joke <May be offensive to epileptics>
  3. NONSENSE <OFF.TO MY POODLE AND JON,HE IS MARRIED>
  4. Just when you thought it couldnt get worse
  5. Lion Pun
  6. Constipated! <contains s**t word> <off. Native Africans>
  7. Not tonight? <adult themes>
  8. Humor: Eggnog
  9. Life 8.A
  10. Academia
  11. Schnauzer <somebodys _always_ offended by my jokes>
  12. testosterone exonerated (?)
  13. Church humor (repost)
  14. 3 Sick Jokes <off. most>
  15. horse dealing
  16. Oxymorons part 3 of 4
  17. Correction Lyles frustration joke
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20th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Police Blotter
  2. Cucumber vs men <off. to men>
  3. SMELL <DISGUSTING,OFF TO EATERS>
  4. 2 General humor <crude, off. Americans, Soviets, Indians>
  5. Humor: Domestic violence unnoticed
  6. Humor: Driving tips for Maine...
  7. Feeling run down?
  8. Windows Humor <windows bashing>
  9. Another Bar joke <Off. to lepers>
  10. Harley vs.Hoover <offensive to Harley Riders>
  11. Top 10 anagrams for "Information Superhighway"
  12. sexually explicit
  13. Surprise <adult>
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21st of June Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOR> Internet questions
  2. THE SUPERVISOR <NOT EDUCATIONAL>
  3. Offensive to graduating seniors?
  4. Sexual reference, offensive to women and cucumbers
  5. The Biologist Problem
  6. Marshal and Generals
  7. Weird News: AT&T Goofs
  8. GM Help Line <off. computer manuf., potential computer owners ...>
  9. Computer Viruses
  10. FW: Bill Gates humor...
  11. Ala carte <off. to hillbillies>
  12. Rehabilitation/perpetual motion (fwd)
  13. Micky at the lawyers office <off>
  14. The Story of Easter <offensive to French,Ital,Iris h>
  15. Scientists Ball <clean>
  16. Humor: ME signs addendum...
  17. WARNING SEXUALLY DISCUSTING!
  18. Another honeymoon joke <adult>
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22nd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Politics
  2. Sunday School Humor
  3. Oxymorons part 4 (last)
  4. Life 8.B
  5. Understatement: Robbery
  6. A "really great" pig story
  7. Cool dude <adult themes>
  8. <Sexual language. VERY SICK.>
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23rd of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Barney by AD&D Rules <Barney Bashing>
  2. Potential Redneck <off. to rednecks>
  3. A Poem for Cybernauts (fwd)
  4. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet for June 30, 1995
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24th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Michael Jackson Joke & Ill Vegitarian Joke <crude>
  2. Technical terms
  3. Humor about getting married
  4. SEXUALL,SICK
  5. Perverted Phone Call (off. to perverts)
  6. Double ugly <off. to mother-in-laws>
  7. doctors
  8. Humor: Prejudice on a plane (pos. off. to Jewish or Chinese)...
  9. Tenants, Anyone?
  10. McLuhan humor >inoffensive and clever
  11. sexual content, off. to hunters??
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25th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor : Texan bulls
  2. HUMOR - SEXUAL EDUCATION.
  3. A job at the pickle factory
  4. Farm Story <may be offensive to farmhands, cows and files>
  5. Preparing for a good meal <religious humor?>
  6. Garbage Collector
  7. Science Fiction Joke <off. to dog lovers>
  8. Humor: Fruit cake recipe <inoffensive>
  9. Cajun Humor
  10. Frog Footwear
  11. Lawyer Joke <offensive to lawyers & especially to skunks>
  12. another camel joke
  13. Not a shaggy dog story <poss. off. to disabled, blind>
  14. Ethnic humor
  15. 2 Perverts <Sick>
  16. HUMOR - Joke Assortment <last off. to women>
  17. Smilers
  18. God makes Adam (off. to Hispanics)
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26th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Police Blotter
  2. All Systems Go
  3. Top Ten Reasons *You* Are A Lamer!
  4. Windows Humor
  5. Dog joke
  6. Tasteless stories.
  7. Lawyer joke (off.)
  8. Chinese Torture<sexual ending>
  9. Life 8.C
  10. AOL Diskettes
  11. Humor: Ratings System >sexist<
  12. A Jewish Restaurant (Offensive to Jews)
  13. Insomnia? <adult themes>
  14. Internet Access <off gays>
  15. Rating Women (profanity, sexism)
  16. Are you a slobbering alcoholic?
  17. Michael Jackson Joke <offensive to Michael Jackson Fans>
  18. Stranded on an island (offensive to Germans and Brits)
  19. Mrs. Finwich (In Bad Taste)
  20. Humor: Limericks, etc. (Innocent)
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27th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs of the times
  2. Let us pray
  3. Humor: The Orange >sexual<
  4. marriage
  5. Humor: an interesting birth
  6. Picasso saves sight for sore eyes
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28th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Mice
  2. HUMOR: SEXUAL
  3. General Motors Helpline
  4. Off to terrorists
  5. beer vs. water
  6. A definition <off. to economists>
  7. Life 8.D
  8. The long and the short of it
  9. Humor in the showers
  10. Bad advice <off lawyers>
  11. divorce
  12. brains
  13. Born loser.
  14. HUMOR - Life As An Egg <adult theme>
  15. More Signs Of The Times <not offensive>
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29th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. job descriptions
  2. ...is this a whorehouse? [sexual]
  3. OJ Joke <sick>
  4. Safety and Natural Selection (inoffensive)
  5. Rowing contest
  6. Another Definition <not offensive>
  7. Evil Practical Jokes (Part 6 of 6)
  8. Classic Yo Momma Joke
  9. Newt and Giraffes
  10. Early Am almanac humor about Irish
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30th of June Topics of the day:
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  1. Cheap tricks
  2. a joke of the day
  3. Colonial exploitation of native <ironies>
  4. Oversexed? <adult themes>
  5. Window dressing (mild sexual and ethnic)
  6. Ethnic airplane
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