The Humor List Postings for May 1995

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. COMPREHENSION
  2. Wedding Night <sexual innuendo>
  3. David Lettermans TOP TEN LIST - Mon 5/1/95
  4. Im Glad Im A Woman (off. to men)
  5. Life 7.S
  6. Some neat mathematical proofs
  7. Something different, too. <somewhat perverted>
  8. Wedding aniversary <adult themes>
  9. off to women - containes f word..
  10. <religiously offensive>
  11. More fowl humor <really baaad language>
  12. Psychiatrist Jokes (adult; off. to shrinks, women)
  13. Badly Beaten Man (quite clean)
  14. No Subject
  15. You Know Youre Old If. . .
  16. More Phony Names <some risque>
  17. Little Johnny <Offensive language)
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Nun Joke <definately off. to catholics>
  2. More excuses
  3. Insurance claim
  4. Talented guy <adult themes>
  5. third in a series >vulgar, profanity, off. to everyone<
  6. spam haiku
  7. David Lettermans TOP TEN LIST - Tue 5/2/95
  8. Lessons
  9. Sports expertise
  10. religious humor
  11. Its all in the accent (suggestive lines)
  12. <offensive to windowwashers and Iranians?>
  13. political <off to gun control advocates> (fwd)
  14. Teabag <innocent>
  15. collectables
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Dyslexic drug addicts (off. to dyslexics)
  2. Orbs of Oppenheimre
  3. marriage
  4. Unabridged Medical Dictionary (may be offensive to govt people, and contains some explicit human body part names)
  5. Life 7.T
  6. Punny joke. <off. to Native Africans?>
  7. pet humor <non-offensive>
  8. Poor planning <May be offensive to the extremely stupid>
  9. Humor: Chicken and Egg <suggestive>
  10. <ADULT THEME>
  11. Scottish Kilt Joke - not too off.
  12. The Rules (off. to women)
  13. Food for thought <adult themes>
  14. Racist...Punny
  15. <offensive to Army personnel>
  16. there were two ships...
  17. Outlawed Fertilizers? (dark, sad sarchasm)
  18. The Canonical List of Taglines
  19. Chicken and egg: who really came first <suggestive>
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Sorority Girls Part 1 <off. to soroity girls>
  2. Doctor Joke < mild adult theme>
  3. driving
  4. Word play
  5. Matrimony, Radio Recipe, Slow + Murphy
  6. Month-End Report
  7. Tattooed <adult themes>
  8. Not offensive
  9. right!
  10. a family potluck
  11. Dogs Life (slightly profane) (fwd)
  12. Texas Rancher <Punny>
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Deteriorata
  2. COLLECTABLES (part two)
  3. Continuing Education
  4. Story about Neely Dunn
  5. Having a bad day? <adult themes>
  6. masturbation
  7. In case of fire (fwd)
  8. A Politically Correct Lexicon
  9. submission
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Windows TP (#1)
  2. YO YO <NOT FOR SISSY> (APOLOGY:MAY BE UPPER CASE)
  3. joke submission 2
  4. Erection <adult themes>
  5. Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in Corporate America.
  6. V-E day memories
  7. Where 2 meet singles in 90s
  8. Hillbillies (off. to hillbillies)
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Moths <Punny>
  2. An ancient Chinese humor (off. to dumb people)
  3. A funny little story <v. mild language>
  4. NAIVETY <ADULT> (APOLOGY:MAY BE UPPER CASE)
  5. Windows TP (#2)
  6. Drunken Drivers
  7. Cartoon Laws of Physics (part 1 of 2)
  8. True life...sexual
  9. joke enclosed
  10. Bathroom humor <off. to gays>
  11. off. to hummungbirds?
  12. pothead story
  13. Warrantee Information
  14. Bank robbery <may be offensive to gays, but I doubt it>
  15. Smile! <adult themes>
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. True Love (adult, extremely gross)
  2. Evil practical jokes (Part 1 of 6)
  3. The dog algorithm
  4. FEELINGS <OFF TO MOTHER IN LAW>(APOLOGY FOR UPPER CASE)
  5. Inferno, Sick in School, Straight + Murphy
  6. Any key
  7. Cartoon Laws of Physics (part 2 of 2)
  8. <very off. to Germans and Polish>
  9. Best Man stuff
  10. WHAT TO DO WITH HOTEL SOAPS (PART2)
  11. WHAT TO DO WITH HOTEL SOAPS (PART 1)
  12. Golfer and Hitman (risque)
  13. Voodoo dildo (OFFENSIVE)
  14. Evil practical jokes (Part 1 of 6)
  15. The 23rd Pound
  16. Life 7.U
  17. Cowboy <off. to lesbians>
  18. baseball
  19. Warning (Sexual content & kind of sick, too)
  20. Good for commuters, some bad language
  21. Toilet Humour <off. anal retentive>
  22. Mouse and Elephant (slightly obscene)
  23. First Aid <Gruesome stuff...>
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Cannibal joke with European references
  2. 3 Wishes <off. to any mother-in-law>
  3. An American in Paris <mildly risque>
  4. Parallel
  5. The Pope... Driving?? -- Non offensive
  6. Humor: Excuses, excuses...
  7. PUNISHMENT. <OBSCENE> (APOLOGY:MAY BE UPPER CASE)
  8. Wile Coyote
  9. Dark Humor
  10. WWW, YOU, & PRINCETON
  11. drunk joke [adult language]
  12. Hang together <offensive & insensitive>
  13. Traffic Ticket
  14. OJ quickies
  15. Insurance <clean>
  16. The hearafter
  17. Polish cowboy (off to Poles?)
  18. Wife and husband (language,adult)
  19. I Like to Watch TV -Reply (fwd)
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Evil practical jokes (Part 2 of 6)
  2. Skip this if you did not take Latin.
  3. Top 10 Reasons you cant remember what was before life (Off?)
  4. More redneck signs...
  5. Lawyers jokes
  6. lightbulb jokes
  7. Nightgown <off. to senior citizens>
  8. K.D.Lang (sexual)
  9. BLACK HUMOR: 3 shots
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. bunny joke <nice, maybe off. to fruit-sellers>
  2. Fortune Cookies (suggestive)
  3. St. Peter joke
  4. Irish
  5. unlikely endorsements (part 2) (something to offend everyone)
  6. High I.Q. <off. to drummers>
  7. The story of Mel Famy
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Explanation Of Benefits (?)
  2. RUBBER (APOLOGY:MAY BE UPPER CASE)
  3. Telling the time <slightly obscene>
  4. do be do
  5. DIFFERENCE OFF. TO BLACKS
  6. bunny joke <adult>
  7. Divorce law < off to Arkansas>
  8. First aid <WARNING: Brutal, gory disgusting stuff!>
  9. Harmless
  10. Bar prize <off. to drunks>
  11. Life 7.V
  12. Bar Joke <offensive to Gays>.
  13. Humor: Revised stress test...
  14. Kentucky Jokes (Offensive to Native Kentuckians)
  15. russian mail-order brides
  16. homocidal pedophilia <sick, disgusting, perverted joke>
  17. Doing the McNamara <a lampoon>
  18. Greek contemplation
  19. Furries (worse and worse)
  20. Evil practical jokes (Part 3 of 6)
  21. labrotory experimunt (sexually suggestive)
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. DESIRES <MAY BE OFF. TO RUSSION,FRENCH,AMERICN>
  2. Women...<sexist....ish>
  3. Humor: well-written insult
  4. Bank Robbery (offensive to polacks)
  5. Gross <offensive to baby lovers>
  6. Men and women <sick, perverted, off. to women>
  7. homocidal pedophilia <sick, disgusting, perverted joke, language>
  8. Heredity <obscenity>
  9. FW: Do-It-Yourself Country Song Kit
  10. Colorful condoms <adult themes>
  11. Music jokes (off. to musicians?)
  12. Childrens Books
  13. Salesman joke
  14. Book titles <inoffensive>
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Gambling On People <Off. Chase Manhattan Banks President>
  2. Bogus Names 1 of 3 <mildly off?>
  3. <OFF. TO IRAQ. (SO WHAT)>
  4. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, Kevorkian, OJ, Kato, more
  5. Swear Softly, Morse, and Fishing
  6. cucumber vs beer
  7. <No subject given>
  8. Elderly, sex, non-offensive
  9. Sesame street
  10. Life 8.1
  11. Pet names <adult themes>
  12. STINKY STUDY LINKS TERMITE FLATULENCE WITH GLOBAL WARMING
  13. Sesame street
  14. True or False Test (may be offensive to Polacks)
  15. Zen Riddle (offensive language)
  16. In praise of women!!! <somewhat crude, sexual>
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Bilingual joke
  2. Two of a kind, Flies, Brush
  3. Desert Island (sexual theme, sexual colloquialism)
  4. SEXX PROGRAMMERS GUIDE-C-VERSION(FWD) (fwd)
  5. Sesame Street
  6. Steve Wright jokes--part 1 of 4
  7. Unusual Law Case <suggestive>
  8. Reading Test (offensive to Kentuckians? nah, they cant read
  9. sexually explicit, off. to gays?
  10. Hard losers <adult themes>
  11. what guys say ... (may be offensive to the male species)
  12. Bumper Stickers
  13. Prayer
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Applicable condom <adult>
  2. Horse race bet
  3. Steve Wright jokes--part 2 of 4
  4. The Mens Room (profanity)(vulgarity)
  5. Loose <adult themes>
  6. Dwarf Joke <sexual inneundo>
  7. BogusNames 2of3<some suggestive>
  8. police
  9. Men Who Use Computers Are Sex Symbols
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Steve Wright jokes--part 3 of 4
  2. Windows NT <off. to Microsoftians>
  3. Making friends <adult themes>
  4. City/Apt/Hunting
  5. St. Peter joke
  6. "Im the son of the victim" <journalist bashing>
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Bogus Names 3of3 <mild off>
  2. A little wisdom & the HUMOR traffic report
  3. Steve Wright jokes--part 4 of 4
  4. dobedo <fuller version>
  5. CONTRIBUTION <OFF. TO RELIGIOUS>
  6. Offensive to Motorcyclists
  7. golden oldie
  8. Military acronym - longest known
  9. Pelicans (not offensive)
  10. Food for thought <adult themes>
  11. Top Ten List (Navy Theme/Suggestive)
  12. American studies <crude, ethnic humor>
  13. Image of Rank... (may be offensive to military officers)
  14. Restaurant etiquette (fwd)
  15. Math joke
  16. American studies <off. citizenship candidates>
  17. P. C.
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. More Steve Wright jokes--part 1 of 2
  2. Surgeon Congress <off. to Bildt lovers>
  3. Warnings (doesnt need one--not offensive)
  4. Initials (offensive to dyslexics)
  5. Rules of Bedroom Golf <highly suggestive>
  6. Cheating on spouse
  7. How To Meet Women on Usenet (sexual, language) 1/2
  8. Switch channels <adult themes>
  9. Life 8.2
  10. Nose Picking (gross)
  11. About polygots
  12. Samurai swordsman contest <may offend samurai swordsmen>
  13. Husbands not home <a little suggestive>
  14. Product Warnings
  15. Women Joke <off. to women>
  16. spring break secret
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Monkey in a bar. (invokes graphic image)
  2. Flight emergency
  3. CIGARETTES. (APOLOGY:MAY BE UPPER CASE)
  4. zebra
  5. More Steve Wright jokes--part 2 of 2
  6. Top Ten List (offensive to small "packaged" men?)
  7. nudist popularity <sexually suggestive>
  8. Readers Digest type humor
  9. classic lookout for the F word
  10. Lonely priest <off. to Catholics>
  11. Evil Practical Jokes (Part 4 of 6)
  12. power lunch
  13. Redneck Humor
  14. Controvercial E-Mail Headers
  15. Haircut <off to blondes?>
  16. OJ jokes
  17. <HUMOR> Snow white, sticker, and one sexual
  18. Rules to be a man
  19. TOURONS (Tourist Morons)
  20. How to Attend a Meeting (1 of 5)
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Cannibal Joke (off. to vicars)
  2. CHILDREN CURIOSITY <SEXUAL,ADULT>
  3. world war II jokes <off. to germans>
  4. How To Meet Women on Usenet (sexual, language) 2/2
  5. Frog story #1 (of 2)
  6. Men and Women <off. Women/sexual refs.>
  7. Slide rules
  8. Lawyer Jokes (off. to lawyers, judges)
  9. <No subject given>
  10. creative news
  11. Top Ten List (off. to doctors/hospitals, if it applies)
  12. Sexual positions <adult themes>
  13. Expense report policy (1 of 2)
  14. Letters sent to Landlords
  15. LAWYERS
  16. acronyms (irony, non-pro-feminist)
  17. Humor: Mistletoe
  18. Life 8.3
  19. Word Play & a Riddle
  20. Ducks and Heaven <off. to Polish?>
  21. Are You a Guy? <male-bashing>
  22. Rules to be a Man-Part 2 of 5<off. to men, off. language>
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24th of May Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. Loss of virginity
  2. John Wayne Bobbit (suggestive)
  3. Cruel fate for a blind man <off. to the blind> (fwd)
  4. Rules to be a Man-Part 3 of 5<off. to men, off. language>
  5. Cannibal Joke (off. to cannibals)
  6. Journalist bashing
  7. Underwear
  8. Evil Practical Jokes (Part 5 of 6)
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. THE CEO
  2. Thought for Today
  3. poo <about poo - dont read if squeamish>
  4. Frog story #2 (of 2)
  5. Politics <Demos, GOP>
  6. Expense report policy (2 of 2)
  7. Murphys Laws of Combat (part 1 of 2)
  8. Corporate Merger (Poss off. to Military)
  9. Car Troules. Not really offensive to anyone. =)
  10. Sundance Kid makes good...
  11. Wax job <offensive>
  12. Expense report policy, 2 of 2
  13. Rules to be a Man-Part 4 of 5<off. to men, off. language>
  14. Flavorless <off. language>
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Tales of the Genie
  2. Dog joke & 3 current event thoughts
  3. Decoding Messages & Miscellaneous
  4. Navy Joke <off. to British>
  5. Brains
  6. Irish funeral
  7. Hurry back! <adult themes>
  8. Rules to be a Man-Part 5 of 5<off. to men, off. language>
  9. Responses to men insults <mildly offensive>
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. DEMENTED <OFF. TO DEMENTED,MAD,AND IRAQ>
  2. book-authors Q&A
  3. Sophie Tucker <risque>
  4. CIA Exam <tasteless--off. to policemen>
  5. Breakfast the morning after (long)
  6. Irish dying
  7. The Oyster by Ogden Nash
  8. Clean joke
  9. Police Blotter
  10. PROPOSAL: alt.sex.oral (Risque)
  11. Life Played Backwards
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Racists in Space (offensive to racists)
  2. SEX SHIFT <MAYBE AFFRONT FOR SEAMEM>
  3. Flatus Research - inoffensive
  4. The Commandments of Operational Security
  5. Hung Kong <adult themes>
  6. Slightly Offensive
  7. Simulated near death experience
  8. Franz
  9. praying
  10. a haiku
  11. Dictator Stalin joke
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Monkey <Absolutely off. to blacks>
  2. The Deer Hunt
  3. Expense report policy, 2 of 2
  4. Two Redneck Jokes
  5. Murphys Laws of Combat (pt 2 of 2)
  6. Ladyness Quiz
  7. Mother Green <Offensive mental image to some ladies>
  8. Wiped out <clean joke>
  9. How to Attend a Meeting (2 of 5)
  10. Life 8.4
  11. Do-it-yourself projects
  12. The Nature of the Universe <benign>
  13. Two Redneck Jokes
  14. Theology 911
  15. Penile Enlargement <slightly offensive>
  16. sexually explicit
  17. Billy Crystal-City Slickers
  18. Confessional Joke (Off. to Catholics/Priest/Altar Boys
  19. What kind of meat is this? <Gross; possibly offensive to Mexicans> (fwd)
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. warning: suggestive
  2. CUCUMBER <SEXUAL,CRUEL>
  3. Star Trek: The VCR
  4. Bad language, offensive to CHER...
  5. Chruschtschow and the future <off. to USA & USSR?>
  6. The Darwin Award
  7. Is it A-OK to EVA in Cyberspace?
  8. Big winner <off. to gays>
  9. <No subject given>
  10. Top Ten List (sexual/suggestive)
  11. How to Attend a Meeting (3 of 5)
  12. Gone swimmin <offensive>
  13. <No subject given>
  14. OFFENSIVE TO GAYS, possibly Calif.
  15. Another Polack joke! (Groan) <Slightly racial>
  16. Tourist Morons, cont.
  17. Riddle <sick humor>
  18. Punjabi logic: sun and moon joke
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. sex lecture
  2. Limericks <gross, offensive to oboists ;-> ? , naughty>
  3. ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT....
  4. Confucous Jokes <off to Confu
  5. Leaky roof
  6. Ants <Off to clerics, crude>
  7. HUMOR Digest - 30 May 1995 to 31 May 1995
  8. Humor: The Arkansas 12th Grade Reading Test...(Off to Arkansasians?)..
  9. Indian joke <offensive>
  10. Not guilty <adult themes>
  11. offensive to rednecks
  12. How to Attend a Meeting (4 of 5)
  13. Patos, Patas, y Picos (Cant for life of me imagine anyone this would offend :-> )
  14. I need worms! <off. children, crude>
  15. Life 8.5
  16. The Procrastinators Creed
  17. nation of Barbie dolls <not off>
  18. Butter Buying
  19. Quayle quotes <offensive to D. Qualye>
  20. 2 Kentucky Jokes(off. to people in Kentucky)
  21. SLUGGO press release <political>
  22. Offensive to the Irish
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