The Humor List Postings for April 1995

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Roullette (may be offensive to africans)
  2. Sex-and-Dating Police: Lastest Donts and Donts
  3. Classic Classifieds ( 1 of 2 )
  4. Dyslexia <off. to agnostics>
  5. DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME REFORM
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2nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Edible Words <off. to skeptics>
  2. IFC Jokes part 14
  3. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, Kato, LAPD, Lizzy Gardiner
  4. E-mail Joke
  5. Joining the Church (fwd)
  6. If men got pregnant
  7. April foolery
  8. Medical Definitions <adult themes>
  9. Computer Viruses
  10. If men got pregnant
  11. Not Raising Hogs
  12. Classic Classifieds ( 2 of 2 )
  13. virginia problems <adult, sort of>
  14. fortune Cookies
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3rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. IFC Jokes part 15
  2. Joining the Church (fwd)
  3. shouldnt offend anyone
  4. Weird News: Vehicular Crashes
  5. Gods Total Quality Questionnaire
  6. Cinderella (Tastless)
  7. IMPROVING ENGLISH SPELING
  8. Limerick <off. to homosexuals>
  9. Forwarded mail....
  10. kids, theyre sharper than you think.
  11. Computers & cars <not offensive>
  12. Life 7.J
  13. Smelly moles
  14. Accident Report
  15. more fortune cookies
  16. OFFICE LUNCHEON
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4th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Total misunderstanding (off. to bosses)
  2. IFC Jokes part 16
  3. whats the difference between... [ADULT]
  4. INVASION OF THE YACHT PEOPLE (Offensive to rich??)
  5. <off to the Clintons, some offensive words>
  6. The Naked Truth
  7. Your Place or Mine
  8. golf <offensive>
  9. disconnect
  10. The Ultimate Chicken
  11. Self-esteem
  12. music to drive away wild pigs...
  13. New Barbie Dolls <offensive to women>
  14. Yo momma...
  15. sage advice, and some random thoughts >completely non-off<
  16. lawyer joke(offensive to lawyers)
  17. Big Brother is Watching YOU!
  18. Lucky Charms Test < Suggestive >
  19. Elvis and Jesus
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4th of April Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. Off. to most..tasteless
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5th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Chip Shots (Original, clean)
  2. Gross & sick humour; language; offensive to lepers, epileptics.
  3. IFC Jokes part 17
  4. Length differences (rude)
  5. More of yo momma....(offensive to yo momma)
  6. Computer-related
  7. Humor: Reverse Polarity....
  8. WWII Story (offensive to racists?)
  9. life after death and another reason for red fire engines>adul
  10. Whats the difference... <sexual, offensive>
  11. Doctor joke <Sexually suggestive>
  12. Life 7.K
  13. Traveling salesman <adult themes>
  14. Reincarnation
  15. UNIVERSAL POLITCAL SMEAR SPEACH
  16. Harley Riders <Off to other bikers-Adult language>
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6th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. French Lessons (1-2) <profane>
  2. IFC Jokes part 18: dictionary...long
  3. Technology update (off. to good taste???)
  4. BLONDE JOKES <OFF. TO BLONDES>
  5. Trial of the Century
  6. <religious humor>
  7. Women
  8. disconnect
  9. The Newt
  10. whats the difference... [ADULT]
  11. virginia problems <adult, may be offensive to those with vaginitis>
  12. Safe sex <off. to midgets>
  13. Life 7.K
  14. Short, dumb jokes
  15. Kids on Love
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7th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. IFC Jokes part 16
  2. Blonde jokes <risque>
  3. Safe sex <off. to midgets> (fwd)
  4. Seinfeld Lines
  5. Last Things Said
  6. THE NUT FRINGE IS EVERYWHERE.....
  7. Mixed bag <off. to blondes>
  8. Humor, sexual content, offensive to gays
  9. <Sexual Content>
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8th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. IFC Jokes part 19
  2. Flatulent Pigs and Talking Dogs
  3. Boys to men >not particularly offensive, but not inoffensive<
  4. Teacher Humor
  5. Bad joke made good
  6. Teacher Humor (fwd)
  7. Yes, dear. <profane>
  8. More Seinfeld
  9. Red Schoolhouse (mildly sex. off.)
  10. Joke: non offensive
  11. (SICK HUMOR)
  12. <off. to blonds>
  13. lawyers again
  14. GENIES
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9th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Holiday humor <kids>
  2. "To a Young Man On How to Choose a Mistress"
  3. Shit Happens (revised) part 1 of 6
  4. Offensive to Woman
  5. Offensive. Slight profanity
  6. Dead fly (adult), Widowed housewife (adult)
  7. Guide for Speaking with West/East Coasters (fwd)
  8. Off. to dokters
  9. Slips of the Tongue <profanity> <possibly off to women>
  10. Joke, offencive to policemen
  11. Proposals on billboards
  12. Orange Dick (Language)
  13. Vehicle accident <off. to gays>
  14. Twins <off. to siamese twins>
  15. Techohumor
  16. Night Before Christmas <Vulgar>
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10th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Evaluation <offensive Language>
  2. Shit Happens (revesed) part 2
  3. About the takeover of the Humor List
  4. DEEP THOUGHTS, BY THE SUPERMODELS (fwd)
  5. Life 7.L
  6. Definitions <off. to Italians>
  7. HUMOR Digest - 31 Mar 1995 to 1 Apr 1995
  8. HUMOR Digest - 1 Apr 1995 to 2 Apr 1995
  9. HUMOR Digest - 30 Mar 1995 to 31 Mar 1995
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11th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Politics <GOP, Demos>
  2. Shit Happens part 3 of 6
  3. French Lessons (2-2) <profane>
  4. True: Flying pigs ground plane <rude>
  5. Differences
  6. Menspeak < Suggestive >
  7. Germans <true story - unsure if offensive>
  8. Mans best friend <adult themes>
  9. HUMOR Digest - 2 Apr 1995 to 3 Apr 1995
  10. Warning
  11. Rush who? (Ofs. to Wind Bags)
  12. More Murphys laws
  13. Amins Credit Problems
  14. Become a SEX-MAGNET!!!
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11th of April Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. HUMOR Digest - 29 Mar 1995 to 30 Mar 1995
  2. Bondage
  3. Humor: Automated suggestions to the Dean.....
  4. Three young women <poss. offensive>
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12th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Shit Happens part 4 of 6
  2. Lawyer joke via India
  3. Where the wind is faster than your truck.
  4. selecting a college major
  5. Frog. <off. Texas oil tycoons>
  6. Ahmed Ben Bella
  7. Groceries <profanity>
  8. Life 7.M
  9. More differences
  10. Humorous practical jokes(Part 1 of 6)
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13th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Make Exams, no Love!
  2. 1. Heaven (off to gays) 2. Jesus (off to non-blasphemors)
  3. More differences
  4. you know youre a grad student when ...
  5. circus clowns
  6. THE GIFT (ADULT THEME)
  7. <No subject given>
  8. Even more differences <off to sick infants>
  9. No Subject
  10. Sick camel <off. to veterinarians>
  11. Religion joke, slightly offensive
  12. Womenspeake < Suggestive >
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14th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Truly inspired.
  2. ways to be offensive at a funeral >yes, its offensive<
  3. On moderation & abstinence (naughty word)
  4. Emoticons--Part 2 of 5
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15th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. More on Abstinence & Moderation
  2. The Umpire Strikes Back
  3. ways to be offensive at a funeral >definately offensive<
  4. Emoticons--Part 1 of 5
  5. Scarecrow <off. to old maids>
  6. Adam <religous satire>
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16th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Emoticons--Part 3 of 5
  2. turtles
  3. Weekly Traffic Report (4/9-4/15)
  4. Sexyally suggestive
  5. Bad Luck (mildly suggestive)
  6. Little Johnny. <clean.>
  7. Texas Aggie Joke (off to Aggies)
  8. Help and a blonde joke
  9. Negotiations <off. to PMS victims>
  10. still more on abstinence and moderation
  11. Jewish humor
  12. Ethnic humor <offensive to animal lovers>
  13. I wonder why.
  14. Humorous practical jokes(Part 2 of 6)
  15. pilot in Jewish humor
  16. Three Lies
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17th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quotes
  2. Motorcycles and men (innuendo)
  3. 1. More blasphemous humour 2. IRA joke 3. Mammy and Daddy jokes (fairly gross / offensive)
  4. Focus; Emoticons--Part 4 of 5
  5. dogs name
  6. <No subject given>
  7. standards
  8. Political joke <sexist>
  9. Life 7.N
  10. Kato Update!!!
  11. Pun - a real groaner
  12. Humor Abroad (bloopers)
  13. Potential PMS candidate <off. to PMS victims.
  14. Down on the farm
  15. Death of a Wife <off to women> <f-word> <sexual situations>
  16. What would you do? (Purportedly true)
  17. Ira and Levi win the Lottery (poss offensive to Jews?)
  18. Answering Machine Messages[1of2]
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18th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Shit Happens (revised) part 5 out of 6
  2. Bartender/girl (Risque, language)
  3. Man in Pet Shop
  4. Jewish jokes (guess what? off. to jews!)
  5. Emoticons--part 5 of 5
  6. O.J. <lawyers>
  7. standards
  8. NEWTS SEX BOOK (Sexually Suggestive!)
  9. Sitting pretty <off. to lesbians>
  10. how many....
  11. $25 PAID FOR SLOGANS
  12. $25 PAID FOR SLOGANS
  13. Fairy tale (offensive)
  14. The Leprechaun <Off. to leprechauns!>
  15. Bored monks
  16. Humorous practical jokes(Part 3 of 6)
  17. <No subject given>
  18. RIDDLES (ADULT THEME)
  19. Bobbitesque joke (offensive to blacks)
  20. Answering Machine Messages[2of2]
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19th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Eccentric mans death <off. to Lawyers>
  2. Manns Theatre & correction
  3. Shit Happens (revised) part 6 of 6
  4. PMS (off. to PMS victims)
  5. Letter
  6. sollicitation<off.to non-whites>
  7. Jewish jokes (guess what? off. to christians!)
  8. Man in Pub (Adult humour)
  9. Hillbilly sex <off. to hillbillies>
  10. In The News - political, off to lawyers and many others
  11. Personal Ad [clean!]
  12. Insurance Claims
  13. Murphy revisited
  14. A bull named Caesar <punny>
  15. drunk joke <off. to people who dont like drunk jokes>
  16. Mouse Repair
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20th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. If Unhappy <Adult Language>
  2. Stress Management <off. to frogs>
  3. <HUMOR> Russias aids law
  4. pub joke
  5. Offensive to blacks, Puerto ricans.
  6. One-liners, part 1
  7. Bits & Pieces
  8. Make a Wish <suggestive>
  9. FUNNY STUFF
  10. The Hebrew Geek Code
  11. Never happens on Star Trek
  12. Stocks and morality
  13. Humorous practical jokes (Part 4 of 6)
  14. THE DOG SHOW <Punny>
  15. Sick to almost everyone <sexually disgusting>
  16. Goosed? <adult themes>
  17. Urgent
  18. lawyer joke <off. to lawyers>
  19. Elephant & Mouse (language)
  20. THE GASTRONOMICAL BEAN STORY
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21st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. 3 Jokes and Murphy
  2. Yet more Murphys laws
  3. Friendly penguins <highly ofensive to penguins :-)>
  4. Quotes part 2 of 3
  5. Give a man a fish . . .
  6. A slow worker <humor from India>
  7. The Plan <Language>
  8. Stop Mid-Western Terrorism! (fwd)
  9. QE 2 (poss. off. to monarchs)
  10. Quote of the week
  11. <No subject given>
  12. Adult Riddle (Off. to Blind and Women)
  13. Count up <offensive to nuts :-)>
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22nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The SPT--Part 1 of 2
  2. Goal Deluxe Sander Tree Beers
  3. computer O.D.
  4. Quickies <off. to everyone>
  5. A Mom-gram
  6. Dead Heads <possibly off to same>
  7. Afront Page
  8. Afront Page
  9. One-Liners, part 2
  10. Afront Page
  11. The SPT--Part 1 of 2 <Length, 1 curse>
  12. Lady in the Bar. (off. to women).
  13. Pharmacies (risque)
  14. terms of endearment: a lusty lexicon
  15. Dracula <Offensive to Persons Without Papers>
  16. Chairs, Recovery, and Bet + Murphy
  17. TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE AN INTERNET GEEK
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23rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. French/English pun
  2. Lion & Gorilla <profane, sexual>
  3. AFRONT PAGE
  4. AFRONT PAGE
  5. Cleft palate (offensive ...
  6. Quotes part 3 out of 3
  7. Employment Contract
  8. Oral Definition <possibly offensive>
  9. <No subject given>
  10. BAD DREAMS
  11. Blonde on Computer (offensive to blondes)
  12. The SPT--Part 2 of 2
  13. Redneck Joke (off to Rednecks)
  14. Lesbian Carpenters
  15. Afront Page
  16. architect joke.
  17. Pharmacies (risque)
  18. One-Liners, part 3
  19. Blonde on Computer (offensive to blondes)
  20. Problems in Dating Beowulf <inoffensive>
  21. Girls.
  22. Sporting life < contains the f word >
  23. Bar Joke <sexual>
  24. Sprinklers <offensive to Blacks, Chinese, and Mexicans>
  25. JOKE: offensive to Mr. Rubin
  26. Pops Poetry
  27. What is this crap? <commentary>
  28. Diamonds are also a guys best friend....
  29. What is this crap? <commentary>
  30. Ethnic Sex <off to Jews><off to Orientals><language>
  31. Beer Vs Women <Off. to Women>
  32. Another affront page
  33. (Cruel & Sick) Being Fat is the cause of all your medical problems
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24th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Why the Internet is like a penis
  2. A girl from Havana
  3. DR.Joke (poss off animal lovers)
  4. Old Hippie Joke <off to hippies>
  5. A JUDAIC BRAIN
  6. Colonels Order + Murphy
  7. University Entrance Exam <off. to football players?>
  8. Life 7.Q
  9. Ordering in a Chinese restaurant (off. to Orientals)
  10. Dining Out
  11. Charles and Di <suggestive>
  12. One-Liners, part 4
  13. FREE MONEY! (Off. to minorities)
  14. News..sex..Truth is stranger than fiction
  15. FW: Heroic failures (fwd)
  16. Clinton (is a) Joke
  17. Something Different. <sick>
  18. Get a haircut!
  19. Excrement List (risque; gross)
  20. RIDDLES (ADULT THEME)
  21. Math anecdote
  22. Honeymoon trick
  23. Subject: Pharmacies (risque)
  24. Swen & Ollie <Punny>
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24th of April Topics of the day in this special issue #1:
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  1. The SPT--Part 2 of 2
  2. Humorous practical jokes (Part 5 of 6)
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25th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Disorder In The Courts
  2. Halloween Costume <verbal innuendo, poss. off.>
  3. THE MAN AND THE BEAST
  4. JOKE:clean
  5. How the Gingrinch Stole Congress
  6. FW: MS-Joe-Bob (fwd)
  7. <Off. to Blondes>
  8. Innocent joke <so, were reduced to that>
  9. The Tator Family
  10. Indian Wires <Punny Off. to Native Americans>
  11. Humorous practical jokes (Part 6 of 6)
  12. Sick Humor: Oklahoma City
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26th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Hales Used Cars (Punny)
  2. Drunk joke and One very off to Jews
  3. Dark Humour: Offensive to animal lovers
  4. PRIEST AND RABBI <ABUSIVE TO RELIGIOUS>
  5. MARIA WEET RAAD<SEX>
  6. Immortal Porpoises
  7. Why do guys... {sexual}
  8. Prescription, Stork, Law + Murphy
  9. Humor: Apartment rental guide
  10. Lawn & Garden [non-offensive]
  11. The Twelve Commandments of Flaming (fwd)
  12. potato joke <mildly offensive>
  13. Life 7.R
  14. Parrot joke <contains the f word>
  15. Ventriloquist <highly suggestive>
  16. Four short jokes, somewhat tasteless
  17. Oklahoma City (off to a Police Department...)
  18. Vt Govs Bodyguards <true story>
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27th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Messed up Classified Add
  2. RSA Gay Slang <adult themes>
  3. In The News - Political, off to lawyers and a few others.
  4. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs <adult; risque>
  5. Rats & Rat Watchers
  6. leprechaun at the bar <one bad word>
  7. Editorial from Ex-Junta Leader: Ok City (Bad Taste Jokes)
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28th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Hung hillbilly <off. to hillbillies>
  2. Phony Names
  3. The Convert
  4. DR. Jokes (off. to Drs.; vulgar)
  5. Afront Page (Part 2)
  6. Computer Users <non-offensive>
  7. Term Limits <off. to politicians>
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29th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. ABOUT HORSES
  2. Chemists tale
  3. Reporting to Parents -- Religious humor
  4. Doggie style (adult, gross)
  5. Mormon joke
  6. Pipelines To Nowhere
  7. Girls letter to God <cute>
  8. A nun gets some <off. to Catholics>
  9. L.A. Math test <Offensive to gang members>
  10. Whites in Africa <offensive to Whites)
  11. Blondes <Punny>
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30th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Ogden Nash Poem
  2. SENILITY <OFFENSIVE TO OLDSTERS>
  3. Boob Tube Barbie - Off to airheads, "perfect" people, bulimics, more
  4. Miss Prissy
  5. maladies <suggestive>
  6. Drunk Bum (adult; off. to bums)
  7. guide for writers
  8. Marriage (honeymoon) joke
  9. prostitute joke <adult>
  10. Jewish humor (off. Catholics)
  11. The Parachutist <off to relig?>
  12. Nine wives <off. to Mormons>
  13. Why it takes a license to drive
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