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The Humor List Postings for March 1995

Updated on Monday, June 10, 2013 at 12:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for March
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. <No subject given>
  2. People
  3. Hot weather <off. to gays>
  4. Irishmans funeral <poss. off. to dead Irish>
  5. Customer Support Tale
  6. Spring Break <off. to Amish>
  7. More FullDeckisms <Off. Mentally Impaired>
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2nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Shamed by You English? <Off. illiterate English teachers; 80 Lines
  2. Drive By Shooting (poss. off. to Amish)
  3. Yet Another FullDeckism
  4. A "Willie" entry... (fwd)
  5. job description
  6. Life 7.C humor gathered long ago
  7. Cattle guards!
  8. Sex and the Weather
  9. Oral sex joke <off. to Amish men>
  10. Sex joke
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3rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. limbless
  2. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, Grammys
  3. Medical Malpractice
  4. Benefits of turning 40
  5. Hard-luck Inventor
  6. quotes du jour
  7. Dating Translation Guide <adult themes, R-rated language>
  8. <HUMOR> Heavy sex content+ one referring to Jehovah Witnesses + Hells
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4th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Condom Story (Very mildly Risque)
  2. So you want to be an unrecognized genius
  3. Rodeo <off. to gays>
  4. more medical malpractice
  5. More limbless jokes
  6. Spellcheckers--Inoffensive
  7. Friendship
  8. THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO OVERHEAR OVER AN AIRLINE P.A. SYSTEM
  9. Country Song Title Contest
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5th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Another bear joke
  2. PMS - symptom combinations you dont want to have
  3. Honorable mentions - Country song titles
  4. Offensive License Plates
  5. MORE FULLDECKISMS
  6. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
  7. lecture(clean)
  8. Whats the difference <off. to the p.c.>
  9. How Software Companies Die
  10. Explanation of sex joke
  11. Wonderful <adult themes>
  12. Words of Wit
  13. New Mailing list for Religious Outcasts (fwd)
  14. The NEW(T) PBS?
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6th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. More excuses for losing your banks fortune
  2. May be offensive to religiously sensitive
  3. SOME MORE FULLDECKISMS
  4. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
  5. Going Fishing
  6. More Fishing
  7. <No subject given>
  8. Humor: Technotainment: More Pentium jokes....
  9. Priest & Rabbi joke
  10. Life 7.D humor from long ago
  11. Oldtime movie stars
  12. More Country Song contest entries.
  13. BUGDUDE BYYYY KAFKA <not offensive>
  14. Things to Give Up for Lent
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7th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. FWD: FullDeckism
  2. 50 Ways:Fuck your Mum (off. all)
  3. Please Discontinue Copyright Violation
  4. Pecker tracks <not particularly offensive, I should think>
  5. Off the Wall at Callahans
  6. Silly condom laws (obvious sexual references)
  7. Heart trouble <adult themes>
  8. Existential cooking
  9. Too Much Unstructured Free Time
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8th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Grammatical Cats <squeaky clean>
  2. Heart trouble <adult themes>
  3. Some lines about sex and Stupid joke.
  4. StarTrek humor
  5. Religious Identity (fwd)
  6. Important Sesame Street News (part 1 of 2)
  7. In The News - off to Hara Krishnas, health care, lawyers, Seinfeld
  8. Last attempt at heart trouble joke. <adult themes>
  9. Laws involving sex and cars (obvious sexual references)
  10. Lecture on Sexual Behavior
  11. Life 7.E
  12. Signs the world is ending
  13. Quote of the week
  14. Missing punch line <adult themes>
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9th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Lyles contest
  2. From the Documentation Hall of Shame
  3. W.C. Fields
  4. Tourette Syndrome
  5. Important Sesame Street News (part 2 of 2)
  6. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, murderers
  7. HUMOR Digest - 6 Mar 1995 to 7 Mar 1995
  8. Heart Trouble punch line <adult themes>
  9. Whos in Charge Here?
  10. IM SENDING THIS FOR THE HUMOR VALUE ONLY
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10th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. a brief survey of history
  2. Be annoying on the net
  3. Jungle roulette <adult themes>
  4. Surgery Joke
  5. When Is Someone Drunk?
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11th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Chelsea Riot Grrrl <off. to Clintons; drugs, sex, a few bad words>
  2. Some quotes and a joke poss off to Russians
  3. Pops Poetry (Camping Weather in Idaho)
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12th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Pops Poetry (Winter Sports)
  2. Humor: cute furry little kittties
  3. Two kinds of people
  4. Wings <off. to pilots>
  5. ProfSpeak <schoolkid humor>
  6. <HUMOR> Nautical misadventures of One Australia
  7. HUMOUR: Book promotional material
  8. More fun things to do in an elevator
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13th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Way to a Mans Heart
  2. How to write good and joke request
  3. Flight humour
  4. The Cause of the Baseball Strike
  5. Murphy was a good old boy
  6. Life 7.F
  7. Bumper sticker.
  8. Boyfriends
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14th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. An Irish Joke
  2. Grammar, Generation X Style
  3. panda bear joke (suggestive sexual content)
  4. IFC Jokes part 1.
  5. Girlfriends
  6. If Operating Systems were airlines ..
  7. True West Virginia Story
  8. Psychologically Appropriate Attire
  9. farting
  10. offensive to lawyers
  11. A load of bull.
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15th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. miscellaneous
  2. IFC Jokes part 2
  3. Newlyweds--Sexually Suggestive
  4. Out of the mouths of babes...kid humor
  5. one more Kid Humor
  6. One more kid humor
  7. How to write good and joke
  8. short ones. good ones?
  9. Women Menopause
  10. 100 ZANY WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER (1 of 3)
  11. Up yours <adult themes>
  12. Humor: NY Times Ad
  13. Ichthyology
  14. Panda Joke ( Version 2 )
  15. The golfer & the leprechaun <slightly off>
  16. Life 7.F - part one of a play
  17. Bad Courtroom Technique (Sexual content)
  18. nuff said
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16th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. In The News - political, off to lawyers & almost anybody too sensitive
  2. IFC Jokes part 3
  3. 100 things to say when ordering pizza (part 2 of 3)
  4. Humor: How to prevent cheating in a 300+ student exam...
  5. Jack Handy Quote (religious sugg)
  6. Life 7.F - the play continued
  7. Beyond Idaho
  8. Old/new joke.
  9. Pops Poetry (The Big Brown Bear)
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17th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Bear Bells
  2. Bear Identification
  3. Smurf Sex (1of2) <Very Graphic>
  4. Living together <adult themes>
  5. Sailing in the Straights
  6. Dominatrix
  7. Boy Scout Story (true)
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18th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Smurf Sex (2of2) <Very Graphic>
  2. Camelot <adult themes>
  3. Bodies
  4. Wicker Box
  5. Microsoft Renames Windows 95
  6. Jewish Humor
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19th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. IFC Jokes part 4.
  2. Weird News: Rotten Sneaker Contest
  3. Jewish humor
  4. Fierce Dog <adult themes>
  5. 100 ZANY WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER (3 of 3)
  6. A Ratty Story?
  7. Women - Hazardous Material
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20th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Stupid Pet Tricks
  2. IFC Jokes part 5. Off as follows...
  3. Seen on GMA
  4. Life 7.G
  5. Common courtesy <adult themes>
  6. Humor: Signs in the watermelon patch...
  7. Two limericks <offensive, the way we like em>
  8. Not offensive at all
  9. How do they do it ?
  10. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, Thr Rams, talk shows (maybe)
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21st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Pops Poetry (Training Daddy)
  2. How do they do it?
  3. more golf
  4. IFC Jokes part 6
  5. Tongue lashing <adult themes>
  6. definition
  7. 34 Things I learned from Video Games
  8. On a desert island
  9. On Pronounciation in English
  10. Meryn Cadell
  11. The Speed of Time by Age - No offensive
  12. How do they do it ?
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22nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. IFC Jokes part 7
  2. Did Ya Hears?
  3. Abort, Retry, Ignore
  4. Women Menopause
  5. Offensive to Wymyn...
  6. Offensive to Blonds and Men...
  7. Bumper Stickers
  8. Norse humor
  9. Diehard golfer
  10. Life 7.F
  11. The Greatest Wish(Offensive?)
  12. New disease
  13. Twinkies as food? (Non offensive)
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23rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. IFC Jokes part 8
  2. Confession - offensive to priests, sexual, might be sick
  3. Warning Signs of Insanity
  4. FW: humor... OSHA Guidelines for Handling of
  5. Pops Poetry (Too Late Straight)
  6. Lab tests.
  7. Thats a mouthful
  8. More Meryn Cadell
  9. Eateries
  10. bumper stickers ad nauseum
  11. Caught With His Pants Down
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24th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Off.to Gays; Sex innuendo
  2. Dentures <adult themes>
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25th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Rev Ian Paisley
  2. Bedroom Golf <Suggestive>
  3. Moo-love <adult themes>
  4. Pops Poetry (My Dog)
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26th of March Topics of the day:
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27th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. How to write a paper when you cant
  2. IFC Jokes part 10: How to succed...
  3. Irony
  4. Bits & Pieces (Famous Last Words..)
  5. Offensive to the superannuated
  6. Did you ever wonder.... (fwd)
  7. Rush Jokes
  8. Maximum penetration <adult themes>
  9. Life 7.H
  10. Humor??
  11. Hunting Story
  12. In The News - Off to Clinton, Kmart, Lawyers, Kato, OJ
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28th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. IFC Jokes part 11: A day off.
  2. Customer Refunds
  3. Golf Joke
  4. Kato / NM laws
  5. New Female Golfer <risque; off. women golfers>
  6. Life Cycle of Lists
  7. Starving Eskimos <off. to animal lovers>
  8. life is stranger than fiction
  9. Humor: News Story and Headline
  10. A Day In The Life <Long One>
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29th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. IFC Jokes part 12: Q & A, some very off.
  2. Money making ideas for D.C.
  3. JOKE: clean : Honesty is best policy?
  4. human experience >sexual, profanity<
  5. Scalps <risque>
  6. THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY
  7. Life 7.I
  8. Non-offensive Navy humor...
  9. 25th anniversary gift <offensive to those with lockjaw>
  10. HOW TO KILL AN EEL <Suggestive>
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30th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Three bulls (suggestive)
  2. IFC Jokes part 13: Elephants.
  3. Hows that again? (fwd)
  4. Maybe offensive to some, especially processed meat.
  5. Humor: Nursing Home Inhabitants <suggestive>
  6. AN (800) NUMBER IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS
  7. WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
  8. Pops Poetry (Mind Control)
  9. Limerick <adult themes>
  10. Proofreading Rule #1
  11. Signs your video project is going to suck
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31st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Rabbi <ethnic>
  2. THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY (Offensive to Women)
  3. a modified re-post...
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