The Humor List Postings for February 1995

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. motor vehicle notice (off. to blonds?)
  2. IRS Penis Taxation Form <male body parts>
  3. limmerick correction/off. to Republicans
  4. airline acronyms
  5. In The News - Off to OJ, politicians
  6. Limerick (contains "f---" word)
  7. You dont know Jack Schitt <non offensive>
  8. Life 7.4 A collection of clean humor gathered on:9 Feb 91
  9. Put-downs <Off. disenfranchised, their mothers>
  10. Limerick <off. to hermits>
  11. Student Bloopers ( 2 of 2 )
  12. Offensive Limerick
  13. Armed forces joke
  14. Super Bowl
  15. Computers in the Future
  16. Put-downs <Off. disenfranchised, their mothers>
  17. Super Bowl
  18. Zachary disease <language; risque>
  19. Tornadoes and Marriage
  20. Femidoms, etc (off to squeemish)
  21. Reasons to wear a sweater on a hot day
  22. comment on growing up and being responsible (rated G)
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. In The News - Off to OJ, lawyers, Clinton, the Post Office & DMV, PG13
  2. emo phillips quotes<some sick>
  3. Book of Creation <mild sacrilege> (Ch. 2 of 3)
  4. Cows ( 1 of many )
  5. Chickens (off. to feminists) + Acronym
  6. Outlook on life <off. to dwarfs>
  7. <offensive to families of those with Alzheimers disaease>
  8. In The News - Off to NAFTA, OJ
  9. hacker_barbie.announce (fwd)
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Heavenly Fantasies
  2. airline acronyms
  3. Taglines.. {Part 1 of A BUNCH}
  4. Reasons why I cant talk on the phone
  5. Music (unkind to Schoenberg & viola players)
  6. Musical humor (off. to strings)
  7. Spitting
  8. Potent love medicine (risque)
  9. Book of Creation <mild sacrilege> (Ch. 3 of 3)
  10. Giraffes and Piglets
  11. Dyslexic Philosopher with Insomnia
  12. Quote of the week! <off. to publishers>
  13. Secondary Consequences
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Surd jokes (offensive to Surds / Sikhs)
  2. making love<adult theme>
  3. Bananas (off. to nuns)
  4. Suggested Punishments
  5. More viola bashing <off. to strings>
  6. Monkeys <adult themes>
  7. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet - Feb 3 1995
  8. viola bashing <may be harmful to musicians>
  9. More Put-downs <Off. disenfranchised, their mothers>
  10. Humor from India: The Hon. Rev. 2-Stroke
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Re[2]: airline acronyms (fwd)
  2. Contemporary Political Rhetoric
  3. Courtroom bloopers
  4. Life 7.5 - humor gathered long ago
  5. more violin bashing (sexual innuendo)
  6. Farmer Joke <slightly profane>
  7. Taglines.. {Part 2 of A BUNCH}
  8. FWD: TOP TEN LIST - Mon 2/6/95
  9. Sexual innuendo...
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Offensive to memory of space travellers
  2. windows 95 - what it really stands for
  3. Even More Put-downs <Off. disenfranchised, their mothers>
  4. Musician Jokes (Offensive to oboe players)
  5. Airline Acronyms
  6. Yet another musician joke (offensive to piano players)
  7. Standardized Guide
  8. Time to start MS Jokes(Offensive to Micro Soft)
  9. Trial (Off: nixon-lovers)
  10. Kissing
  11. I dont think so...
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Traffic cop
  2. Winning the lottery
  3. Troubleshooting Flowchart <Off. troubleshooters; bad words>
  4. More offensive to memory of astronauts
  5. Are your 15 minutes up ?
  6. Humor: The Irish reserves...
  7. offensive to catholics and many others
  8. Weird News: Minks in the Water
  9. possibly/mildly offensive to Christians
  10. Life 7.6 humor gathered long ago
  11. Christmas card
  12. More courtroom bloopers
  13. offensive to catholics and many others
  14. Microsoft Tester Dies!
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Taglines.. {Part 3 of a BUNCH & HALF}
  2. The Potato Joke
  3. Shallow Thoughts <off. to supermodels> (Part 1 of 2)
  4. When you have plenty of free time...
  5. Airline Acronyms: The final chapter
  6. "I was misquoted" - what they really said
  7. All those missing pennies
  8. definition - offensive to W.VA.
  9. man and woman
  10. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, OJ, LAPD, alcoholics, waiters
  11. elephant marketing
  12. Shepherds <adult themes>
  13. Offensive to All
  14. Shallow Thoughts <off. to supermodels> (Part 2 of 2)
  15. Humor: Sound Bites - non-offensive to anyone
  16. Buckwheat joke/poss. offensive
  17. International Flavor
  18. undertaker humor <offensive to those with taste>
  19. Humor: The Choir director, the little boy, matches & a cat...
  20. Hamster Power ( 1 of 2 )
  21. Shepherds <adult themes>
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. A shocking survey.....True!
  2. Hamster Power ( 2 of 2 )
  3. Entrance Exam (off. Catholics)
  4. Things to do at work to lessen your stress
  5. One more Iraqi joke (off to those from Iraq)
  6. Special High Intensity Training (language)
  7. Jim Mullens Hot Sheet - Feb 17, 1995
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. flaming parody?
  2. Middle Aged Angst
  3. Falklands War joke <contains sexual swear-word>
  4. Positions Avaliable
  5. Innuendo
  6. A riddle <Language>
  7. Valentines Day--Inoffensive
  8. More misquotes <a few offensive>
  9. Academic false memories
  10. Job Interviews
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Clintons troubles
  2. Humor: 2 sodium atoms walk down the street...
  3. <No subject given>
  4. BOGUS CHAIN LETTER <OFFENSIVE TO HUSBANDS/BOYFRIENDS>
  5. Animal Joke (very punny)
  6. Lawn mowing <adult themes>
  7. Research Papers
  8. "Hello Dolly" (offensive language)
  9. Jewish Fly
  10. possibly offensive to the handicapped (fwd)
  11. Valentine Memo
  12. Biographical Essay
  13. Achtung! (in pseudo-german)
  14. Quote of the week
  15. Gross and sick jokes; offensive to Czechs, epileptics and bird lovers.
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Carmen revised
  2. FWD: some taglines about Windows
  3. Weird News: Coleridges Poetry
  4. accident reports <non offensive>
  5. Liquor bottle warning
  6. Why coffee is better than women - (Off. to women)
  7. Sex <adult themes>
  8. Politics <GOP, Democrats>
  9. Life 7.7 humor gathered long ago
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Some more airline acronyms (offensive) (fwd)
  2. Possibly offensive to Brits and/or Jews
  3. More funeral humor <damn offensive, revolting, and funny>
  4. Midget <off. to mental midgets>
  5. Insensitive and vulgar
  6. Rednecks<Off to West Virginians>
  7. In The News - PG13, political, off to baseball players, lawyers, OJ
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. religious humor(offensive to christians)
  2. Reasons to wear a skirt to work
  3. name calling (fwd)
  4. Type Of People You Might Meet In The Mens Room (mild language)
  5. Superman... (adult)
  6. Life 7.8 - humor gathered long ago
  7. Lovemaking <adult themes>
  8. On Rejection Notices <offensvie to Hollywood Agents>
  9. Fill in the Blanks (not offensive)
  10. Lovemaking <adult themes>
  11. Dumb Men Jokes ( Sorry Guys !! )
  12. Maths joke
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Gross Joke - Offensive to leprosy sufferers
  2. jack handy deep thought
  3. Mysteries of Language
  4. Doctor, doctor, give me the news <cheerfully offensive>
  5. Chocolate Sex
  6. Chickens <off. to women>
  7. LETTER TO HUSBAND/WIFE <PROFANITY>
  8. Purple door <possibly offensive>
  9. How to kill an eel(off. to mothers of teens/sexual innuendo)
  10. Signs seen on - only 1 sh@# word
  11. CONTEST & NATE
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Antique Lamp <off. to genies>
  2. Quote of the Week
  3. Reasons to stop writing and go to bed
  4. kids pledge (not offensive)
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Airline acronyms (fwd)
  2. Airline acronyms
  3. Warning: Offencive joke
  4. Home maid <off. to blacks>
  5. Befuddled Pc Users
  6. Son-In-Law (offensive language)
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Not all battery-powered devices are incendiary
  2. Newfie joke
  3. Fun with the Unix Operating system
  4. Stupid Bad Excuses
  5. Nuns Joke <Sex, off to Christians>
  6. Bumper strips
  7. I hope you get your wish <offensive to the simpleminded>
  8. My Michigan Diary <profanity>
  9. Bumper sticker seen on a NY city vehicle.
  10. Jewish Humor
  11. Definition of International Scholar
  12. Sex Drinks <Explicit> (1 of 2)
  13. Reasons why youre the office outcast
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. An ethnic joke from India
  2. Maryland "state of the state" address
  3. On the subject of neat desks (not offensive)
  4. French "Humor"
  5. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
  6. Life 6.9 - selections of humor gathered long ago
  7. Humor: Tips for Ice fishing....
  8. Humor: Curse and Proverb
  9. Yo Momma Joke <off. to Buckwheat>
  10. Verbal Sparring
  11. Sex Drinks <Explicit> ( 2 of 2 )
  12. Best cure <sexually offensive>
  13. Witch joke
  14. Bits & Pieces
  15. Renewal of your subscription to the HUMOR list (fwd)
  16. Philosophy Quiz
  17. Giraffe In Sports Bar
  18. The Complete Guide to Orgasms
  19. Eternal (cold) Life?
  20. How to Look Busy
  21. Renewal of your subscription to the HUMOR list (fwd)
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. collection: puns/vulgarity
  2. Kinky vs Perverted (slightly offensive)
  3. Bits & Pieces and one heard
  4. holy pototo!!
  5. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
  6. Giving Blood (off. to some)
  7. Eating <off. to prudes>
  8. Billy and Buddy Snake
  9. Another lawyer joke..and farm humor....
  10. We had some chickens <not offensive, Im afraid>
  11. Humor: Getting attention in class...
  12. First Time <Suggestive>
  13. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, OJ,The Prez, Madonna, Rush
  14. In The News - Off to OJ, Madonna, Rush
  15. URGENT PETITION -- Fight Govt. Censorship!! (70 lines)
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. humorous headlines
  2. Oneliners.
  3. Sex <adult themes/language>
  4. Q & A
  5. Violence in the Family
  6. Customer Support True Story
  7. Couple of Thoughts
  8. Life 7.A
  9. Offensive to morons
  10. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
  11. References <off. to blondes>
  12. Are You a God? (off. to Deities)
  13. Oldies but goodies <offensive language>
  14. Men & women (its a long one)
  15. Scottish Weddings (off. to Scottish people, maybe)
  16. Did You Hear The One About....
  17. Posting rule :-)
  18. Good News/Bad News
  19. CONTEST FINALE
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
  2. Little Old Lady Jokes (profanity)
  3. Newtie humor - offensive to Newt fans!
  4. Bank teller <off. to whores>
  5. Glass Eye Girl (off. to one-eyed people)
  6. love
  7. French humor <vulgar & stupid>
  8. Apology and marriage
  9. Are You A Nathan? off: religious
  10. Birthday story <risque>
  11. Health Care Humor. (fwd)
  12. Finally, Creation We Can Understand.... (fwd)
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOR> Offensive to New Zealanders and Aussies
  2. Dog Names <Suggestive>
  3. Descriptions my internet girlfriend
  4. Kitty Litter Box <off. to animal lovers>
  5. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
  6. There Oughta Be a Law
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Internet girlfriends, revised <possibly off. to cybergirls>
  2. The incompetent magician
  3. The Utility of a Second Language
  4. Drought <0ff. to liars>
  5. Offensive only to "Golf Widows"
  6. Ask Dr. Science
  7. Distant Relative
  8. glass eyes
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. <HUMOR> Flat-chested women and bad rhymes
  2. glass eyes/gross
  3. Clinton Humor
  4. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
  5. Prolific Woman (suggestive)
  6. The missionarys position
  7. Bell curve viewpoint <off. to blacks>
  8. FW: There are only 4 ways off this airplane...
  9. Joke
  10. CHICKENS AND ROOSTERS
  11. Sinful Elderly Gentlemen
  12. Weekly Movie Listing
  13. Excuses , Excuses .....
  14. Words not to use
  15. Quote of the Week.
  16. Glass eye/somewhat sick
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Funny and not offensive
  2. Bumper stickers
  3. Humor: Another Airline Message
  4. Humor: Off the Wall at Callahans
  5. God and Tenure (off. to deities)
  6. Turtles , Rabbits and Buzzards
  7. another bumper sticker
  8. Logos <adult themes>
  9. Horny elderly gentleman <pretty damn offensive>
  10. Quotables <off. to the quoted>
  11. Amerikan newspeak revisited (fwd)
  12. Slightly offensive but really true
  13. Life 7.B
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Current Events
  2. Attributions & other stuff
  3. Apology, Riddle <Off. L. Helmsley>, Vague Advert. (61 Lines)
  4. Partisan Translation Guide <G>
  5. Laxative joke <off. to Irishmen>
  6. Alien Contact (Innuendo)
  7. Travel Tips from Those Who Know
  8. The Canonical List of Taglines
  9. ANTI- WINDOWS oneliners <off to MS lovers>
  10. In The News - Political, off to lawyers, Illegals, Kato, Steve Howe
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