The Humor List Postings for December 1994

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Current events, Peace talks
  2. UK Democracy
  3. Lancaster Co. (PA) Town Names
  4. Lifes Little Truths (Part 30)
  5. Eskimo/seal joke <mild sexual humor>
  6. The Gingrinch that stole Xmas
  7. Farrakhan (off to fascists)
  8. Another Cereal Killer
  9. Dental Check; Offensive to Puritans
  10. Life 6.T A collection of clean humor gathered on: 15 Jan 91
  11. Boner Candidates, offensive to postmen, Tammy Fae Bakker,
  12. Jeffrey Dahmer
  13. A joke with some profanity
  14. Deaf Humor
  15. pun "FAQ" (clean)
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2nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Dahmer - WARNING - GROSS!!!
  2. Top Stories of 1994, Pt. I <mildly offensive to the living>
  3. Noot sure says (writes) some funny things <adult themes>
  4. The Best of Will Rogers
  5. Jeffrey Dahmer <sick>
  6. Dog jokes <mild sexual profanity>
  7. Religion through the ages (not offensive)
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3rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Suggestive Joke (offensive to women)
  2. Clean - Flame reply
  3. Dog Joke <Some may find offensive>
  4. look, its the year of the coffee bean (poem)
  5. Woman Joke <Women may be offended>
  6. My Daddy has 2 of Them (Adult theme)
  7. Laughter Rx (fwd)
  8. <No subject given>
  9. bobbit in India
  10. Restaurant humor
  11. <profane, adult theme>
  12. Humor: 50 ways to confuse your roommate...1 of 2...
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4th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Student bloopers
  2. Woman Joke <Women may be offended>
  3. Cows
  4. Humor: 50 ways to confuse your roommate...2 of 2...
  5. Boner Candidates, Offensive to MTV VJs, Limo Drivers,
  6. did you know? (short and nice)
  7. Nasty Limerick <crude language>
  8. Barney the Purple Dinosaur^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HLight Brown Hamster & Hillarys Love Child
  9. Humor: New viral outbreaks (funny)
  10. offen. to hearing impaired, vulgar, "F"word
  11. Michigan city names
  12. Draft day speculating(offensive to UW)
  13. Yet another gross Dahmer joke (groan)
  14. Yet another gross Dahmer joke (groan) -- try #2
  15. Life 6.U A collection of clean humor gathered on: 19 Jan 91
  16. Pentium humor (fwd)
  17. Adult themes (Off. to Newfies)
  18. Xmas Letter & Application (Slightly Offensive)
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5th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Histoires de begues, divrognes, de chasseurs... (fwd)
  2. classes for men <males, language>
  3. BLIND JOKE
  4. justin
  5. FWD: Microsoft to shoot those who know when Win95 will be released!
  6. Newfies
  7. Yo Mama (offensive to Little Rascals)
  8. Mildly suggestive joke
  9. pun (fwd)
  10. released!
  11. STTNG Humor for XMAS
  12. Election to DC ANC (offensive: sexual, innuendo)
  13. Convience Stores <shouldnt be off.>
  14. More Bill Gates humor (fwd)
  15. Problems with the list
  16. Political appointee
  17. MDs office
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6th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. sabotage punishment
  2. In the News - Off to prostitutes, Taco Bell, Seinfeld, Jennt Craig
  3. Chemists tale
  4. Off. to Jews and Nazis ...
  5. Pentium Humor (fwd)
  6. The purple kingdom
  7. MS Bids to Acquire Catholic Church <possibly offensive to Roman Catholics>
  8. Rhaps...,uh, Rap...,uh,... (fwd)
  9. Bathroom Stall Humor/Pun (contains S***)
  10. Offensive to Intel
  11. real women and menopause
  12. Real Bad Pun
  13. FW: How Santa knows
  14. "Bits & Pieces" Mixture
  15. Dead Programmer <technical writer; shampoo industry>
  16. Little Red Riding Hood<off. language >
  17. Wine Humor
  18. Boner candidates, offensive to Jiba jabber dolls, Ksl TV
  19. Life 6.V A collection of clean humor gathered on: 23 Jan 91
  20. W. VA Humor <Offensive to (you guessed it!) W. Virginians>
  21. Two stories in the News
  22. Safe Joking <sexual innuendos>
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7th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Socialist Maths
  2. 50 Ways to have fun in the computer lab.
  3. generic country song
  4. A Limerick (slightly rude)
  5. YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF <may be offensive to rednecks>
  6. did you hear about the aggie<aggies,language>
  7. Gideon? Gideon? Whos he?
  8. Oral Sex <offensive to some>
  9. Politics (offensive to politicians)
  10. Boner candidates, offensive to Jiba jabber dolls, Ksl TV
  11. should I post this? (fwd)
  12. Offensive to Kennedy family
  13. A Christmas Gift
  14. Humor: The 12 Bugs of Christmas....
  15. Can he count? & Killin trees
  16. San Jose doings...
  17. Holiday Humor Fun >Offensive to Santa?<
  18. CELEBRATIONS
  19. Celebrations
  20. postage stamp
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8th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. FWD: From The "White Christmas" Dept Part I
  2. Why are there atheists?
  3. Politically Correctness terms
  4. MORE OF YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
  5. Yet More Good Times
  6. Condoms/Rubbers
  7. Off. to Religious Dyslexics
  8. Night Before Star Trek
  9. Bovine equality
  10. Miracle (may be offensive to Tampa fans)
  11. Off. to Religious Dyslexics
  12. Legal Space Being // kazoos
  13. A Culinary Delight
  14. Joke obout 2 men in prison.
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9th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Military Management Test (Slightly Offensive)
  2. Microsoft to Acquire Catholic Church (fwd)
  3. Newt Gingrich (offensive to rational people...)
  4. Republicans v. Democrats <probably offensive to both>
  5. Another redneck joke (offensive to rednecks)
  6. Deaf Couple (Offensive to deaf people; sexual humor)
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10th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Another 12 Days of Christmas >Offensive to Unix!<
  2. Miami Summit
  3. Video Jam
  4. Christmas Letter
  5. Humor: A software co.s CEOs problems...
  6. Customer Service Letter (Offensive Language)
  7. Holiday Humor (1/4) >Some adult sexual content<
  8. More student bloopers, Schools, Drunk (Clean)
  9. (Fwd) Xmas - PC style (fwd)
  10. Silly joke with mild sexual content
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11th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Dummy? and Overwhelmed--two shorts from Fidonet Humor
  2. MORE REDNECKS
  3. willy joke ( a bit rude)
  4. New twist on Night before Christmas
  5. Jocelyn Elders firing <the M word!>
  6. Public Displays of Affection (off to couples)
  7. A Lawyer Christmas
  8. Subject: political/racial(communists,nazis,jews)(CLEAN)
  9. Funny headline; funny medium
  10. Movie cliches Part One
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12th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. IN THE BEGINNING (pt 1 of 2)
  2. Holiday Humor (2/4) [Somewhat Adult Humor]
  3. The Tao of Programming
  4. 21 Mens Room Types <adult, risque>
  5. Child behavior characteristics
  6. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE, MORE REDNECKS.
  7. Newfies
  8. Newts Baptism
  9. Roaches
  10. A song for the holidays (offensive to drunk drivers)
  11. Sexually suggestive joke (no profanity)
  12. Dallas
  13. Tampon Joke <vulgar>
  14. Jeffrey Dahmer <a little sick>
  15. Dyslexia
  16. Humor: Funny Medium Part II
  17. Twas the Newt before christmas
  18. Its cold outside <slightly risque>
  19. Movie Cliches Part Two
  20. IN THE BEGINNING (pt 2 of 2)
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13th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The TRUE 12 Days of X-Mas (Day 1)
  2. Naughty Child
  3. More Dark Suckers a.k.a. Lightbulbs (fwd)
  4. REDNECKS
  5. P.C. Christmas
  6. Trivia Today, Dec. 15
  7. Rightsizing the North Pole, Inc. <rightsizers>
  8. True posting
  9. Cat Humor
  10. Government Contracting Letter
  11. Proposed School Masterbation Amendment
  12. Roseanne Joke
  13. offensive to priests
  14. Mr. Dahmer
  15. on the internet no one knows youre (fwd)
  16. Movie Cliches Part Three
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14th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The TRUE 12 Days of X-Mas (Day 2)
  2. New Years Resolutions--1994
  3. Humor: Twas the night before implementation....
  4. REDNECKS, REDNECKS, AND MORE REDNECKS
  5. Holiday Humor [3 of 4] (Naughty boys and Bad Language)
  6. Very offensive to sorority girls
  7. Another Movie Cliche
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15th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Another movie cliche
  2. warning: sexual content
  3. Atom Bomb Stamp Cancelled - Digest
  4. The TRUE 12 Days of X-Mas (Day 3)
  5. On the eight day.... (fwd)
  6. Quackery
  7. Christmas <Clintons>
  8. Government Contracting Definitions
  9. Dahmer Joke/Green Bay Packer Offensive (clean)
  10. Carl Sagan: Judicially-recognized "Butt-Head Astronomer"
  11. Offensive to Tonya Harding and Michael Jackson
  12. REDNECKS
  13. Humor: Deck the PC Halls...
  14. humor of the rich and obscure
  15. Shaggy Dog
  16. Microprocessor humor - a bit on the techie side
  17. Things kids say
  18. Blimp....{poss. offensive to women and Homosexuals}
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16th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Santa Claus on the Net
  2. Robins and Ducks--two shorts from Fidonet Humor
  3. Angels? (fwd)
  4. We wish you...
  5. Tabloid "news" in a real newspaper
  6. The TRUE 12 Days of X-Mas (Day 4)
  7. (Risque) Jim Mullens Hot Sheet December 25, 1994
  8. Microsoft forced to deny wild rumor on the Internet, and various other stuff
  9. Top Ten Reasons the Democrats Lost
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17th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The TRUE 12 days of X-Mas (Day 5)
  2. Todays Quote... (fwd)
  3. Short joke + a question
  4. Christianity for dummies (fwd)
  5. Miami Herald Poll (12/18/94)
  6. Pentium Humor
  7. KIRK IS BETTER!
  8. Scooby Doo!!! (Not intended for young children)
  9. The TRUE 12 days of X-Mas (Day 5)
  10. Pentium and Windows 3.1 Glitches
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18th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Holiday Humor [4 of 4] >Adult humor, language, & situations<
  2. Shout!
  3. moldy oldy, but hey its that time of year.
  4. Another PC Christmas
  5. From the Journals of Mudville, PA
  6. 4 gags - 1 long, 1 rude
  7. THE LAST OF THE REDNECKS
  8. IVY League Humor
  9. The TRUE 12 days of X-Mas (Day 6)
  10. Terrible Christmas Gift Ideas
  11. Visual joke <offensive to women from India, has the eff word>
  12. Pope joke (pot. off. to religious types)
  13. Haystack Humor
  14. Announcing LaughWEB
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19th of December Topics of the day:
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21st of December Topics of the day:
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22nd of December Topics of the day:
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23rd of December Topics of the day:
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26th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. You a Net Nerd?/Schoolroom Humor >Off to geeks/Sex prudes<
  2. New Urban Legends (pt. 1)
  3. FW: How the Pentium stole Christmas
  4. arkansas residency<arkansas>
  5. Police <slightly vulgar>
  6. HOLIDAY GREETINGS (fwd)
  7. Mildly suggestive (sex)
  8. chainsaws
  9. doctors visit <offense to people with alzeimers>
  10. Holy Water (Not very offensive)
  11. Lone Rangers capture (adult)
  12. urban legends (pt. 2)
  13. In The News - Not TOO Offensive, PG13
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27th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Virgins Guide to Love and Sex [Off to Virgins & Men]
  2. Preacher Joke, Rodeo Sex, Newfie
  3. Semen Cannibals > oral sex< & Client-Server sex >teens<
  4. bar joke<polak>
  5. FW: Rightsizing the North Pole (fwd)
  6. New Urban Legends, Pt. 3
  7. Factory of the Future
  8. Three short jokes (Offensive)
  9. <HUMOR> A magic slide - a kids joke
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28th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. cant fly if youre gay <non offensive>
  2. Welcoming Yr serviceman >mean< & Condom Usage Phrases >crude<
  3. The FINAL INSTALLMENT OF Lifes Little Truths
  4. CPU message translation(language
  5. Package Label Anecdote
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29th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. offensive to L.A.?
  2. Stupid Criminal News Article
  3. New Building
  4. Space Cadets (poss. offensive to New Age)
  5. Collective prostitutes <may be off. to prostitutes>
  6. Bumper Stickers >offensive to everyone!<
  7. Lawsuit causes (slightly off.)
  8. Bumper sticker
  9. Solutions to Domestic Problems (off. to Gays, Elderly)
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30th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. A Chat with Mom about the F-word >clean!<
  2. A Groaner
  3. ANOTHER Groaner + one slightly vulgar
  4. Anger as an artform (language)
  5. Really Old Pros
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31st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Bastard Operator From Hell Part 1 of 14 >Cruelty, language<
  2. More lawsuits
  3. Two More Groaners
  4. TO ALL BBS ALERT, DO NOT CALL THESE BOARDS! (fwd)
  5. Beware of Killer Chicken
  6. TO ALL BBS ALERT, DO NOT CALL THESE BOARDS! (fwd)
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