The Humor List Postings for July 1994

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:19 AM
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. DIRTY ROTTEN FILTH
  2. ( ) Dorothy Parker-isms
  3. offensive for Germans
  4. Star Trek Lost Episode (part 2 of 2, not 3)
  5. The 14 Commandments of the Religious Left (Political)
  6. religous humor - clean
  7. PETITES HISTOIRES DROLES (fwd) NOT OFFENSIVE
  8. Early Am. almanac humor: Two clergy jokes
  9. Senior Citizen Sex <adult theme>
  10. Life 5.5 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 6 Jul 89
  11. clean jokes
  12. Irish joke
  13. Bad Little Johnny
  14. Offensive to women
  15. Clean
  16. Sexual content...
  17. A POEM
  18. Memory joke
  19. Sexy talk <humor>
  20. THE UNOFFICIAL OJ SIMPSON JOKE LIST
  21. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/01/94
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2nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. LIGHTBULB JOKES
  2. Humor: Playing war the modern way <kiddie>
  3. CLINTON JOKE <off to Hillary & feminazis>
  4. Clinton jokes (crude,offensive
  5. Man in a bar <risque>
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3rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Offensive to Mexicans
  2. position available <offensive to columbians>
  3. Offensive to Rednecks
  4. Doctor joke (off. to women)
  5. Sex in Sports
  6. Dorothy Parker quotes
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4th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. MISCELLANEOUS FILTH
  2. Offensive to old guys
  3. Horses
  4. Politically Correct TV Shows
  5. Atomic Blonde <sexy, adult>
  6. An Ironic Guide to the Nineties
  7. Early Am. almanac humor: Whats honesty? <lawyers be warned>
  8. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/04/94
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5th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Two jokes (one is sexual)
  2. Belgians
  3. Revered leader ? (off. to dead communist leader ?)
  4. Humor> Mind benders
  5. Sexuality/nationality (off. to Latvians ?)
  6. Pig Joke <clean>
  7. (Technical) Top Ten Reasons White House Staff Likes Internet
  8. ethnic humor & PC quotes
  9. Southern Belle <language>
  10. Pope humor
  11. Life Little Truths (pt3)
  12. Country Sayings (Clean)
  13. <Sexually suggestive, off. to men, women, children, animals, etc.)
  14. Weightlifting <risque>
  15. Weightlifting <risque>
  16. Railway joke <off. to Indians>
  17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/05/94
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6th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Miscellaneous humor <some very rude>
  2. Fishbone
  3. Lifes Little Truths (Part 4)
  4. HUMOR: traffic report, notes, and a grammar joke
  5. Sexuality/nationality (off. to Lavians ?)
  6. Mermaid <rude>
  7. Miscellaneous jokes
  8. Sex Jokes <mildly offensive>
  9. Humor: George & the Dragon
  10. fictious last words
  11. Armchair computer science
  12. things that never happen in Star Trek 1/2
  13. Early Am. Almanac humor: Benedict Arnold joke
  14. <off to African-Americans, Farmers>
  15. Highway Line <offensive to ethnically disadvantaged>
  16. Life 5.6 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 6 Jul 89
  17. More O.J. <off. language>
  18. O.J. Simpson Defenses (slightly sick)
  19. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/06/94.tt
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7th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Whitehouse / Internet / surfers
  2. humour academy, 1 of 2 <clean>
  3. Another Little Bad Johnny Joke
  4. Political Humor
  5. CLINTON HILLBILLY SONG <offensive to Lefties>
  6. Win any argument
  7. Country Savings 2 (Clean)
  8. 5 limericks <crude>
  9. Embarrassing moment while visiting in Germany <a little crude>
  10. Jewish Humor-Clean
  11. Impatient One <rated PG>
  12. more OJ!!!
  13. Joke (mildly off)
  14. Humor: Bob & Newt <adult theme>
  15. More Jewish Humor
  16. A Rabbi and a Minister
  17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/07/94
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8th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Spelling Reform
  2. POLISH
  3. Things that never happen in Star Trek 2/2
  4. Self-help Books - A plain mans guide
  5. humour academy, 2 of 2 <clean>
  6. little joke
  7. Lifes Little Truths (Part 5)
  8. kings
  9. A couple more OJ jokes
  10. Silly definition <clean>
  11. Joke Response & Country Saying
  12. Life 5.7 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 6 Jul 89
  13. Non-offensive quote...
  14. Another light-bulb joke - bad language, offensive to New Yorkers...
  15. Country put downs - a few more
  16. slightly racial OJ
  17. O.J. Joke -- Racial
  18. Offensive to elderly (?
  19. Soccer jokes
  20. Humor: a fake execution
  21. 2 Top Tens & A farewell...
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9th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. POLITICAL JOKES
  2. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/08/94
  3. English? and Singles
  4. Jokes(off.to Clinton&fans
  5. Humor: 5 limericks <crude; adult themes>
  6. Word Processing Lifesaver
  7. OJ Simpson Jokes (Rude, Crude, Very Funny)
  8. Muppets <RUDE)
  9. Armchair computer science
  10. Humor: 3 wishes joke and If I won the lottery joke
  11. Urban legend: Flying in LA
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10th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. RELIGION (lewd)
  2. Gift
  3. The day the pig flew
  4. Ugly Girls
  5. Lifes Little Truths (Part 6)
  6. Humor: Personal ad were guy describes his tool <explicit>
  7. Sliced Bread
  8. Politically Correct TV Shows
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11th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. What is Fate ?
  2. Censorship ( story rather than joke )
  3. Response to Declaration of Independence
  4. Miscellaneaious
  5. Offensive to lawyers...
  6. Burgled Crook...
  7. Funny bumper sticker (offensive to fishermen)
  8. Clinton Joke
  9. Bumper Sticker
  10. A Beatitude
  11. Headline in 7/10/94 Baltimore Sun
  12. Light Bulb Jokes (7 of 25) <off to everyone>
  13. German army
  14. Offensive to anyone who eats
  15. Humor: A friend-of-a-friend travels to Greece...
  16. Re: Light Bulb Jokes (7 of 25) <off to everyone>
  17. <No Subject Given>
  18. Camel II (vile and nasty)
  19. Life 5.8 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 6 Jul 89
  20. Lawyers (clean)
  21. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/11/94
  22. explicit humor
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12th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Nuclear Safety Tips
  2. Death Sentence
  3. Brochure-speak
  4. About Asylum Inmates
  5. Poker-playing dog
  6. Humor: a verse about friendship
  7. Experiment (poss. off. to Japanese)
  8. Czech humor (Warning, two dirty words in joke!!!)
  9. Supreme Court Opinion
  10. Do-It-isms <off to everyone>
  11. Early Am. almanac humor: allusion to Socrates
  12. one-liners <nasty and offensive>
  13. Re: Do-It-isms (Crude)
  14. Lifes Little Truths (Part 7)
  15. NIETZSCHE
  16. Offensive to Dolly Parton
  17. Bible Joke <clean>
  18. More OJ humor
  19. Nightly Prayers
  20. More O.J.
  21. Humor: Spirit of usenet
  22. The 9 Types of Bosses - <may be off. to certain employers>
  23. Neon...<off. to Des Moines?>
  24. Brain Surgery <off to West Virginians>
  25. Names: <Offensive to minorities>...
  26. Belgians
  27. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/12/94
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13th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. (U) Lunch, the IBM Way Part 1/2
  2. 2 riddles (sexual overtones)
  3. Child Meteorology
  4. Texas Aggie humor
  5. offensive to Clintons and sexual.
  6. Light Bulb Jokes (8 of 25) <off to everyone>
  7. Life 5.9 A collection of clean humor gathered on: 27 Sep 89
  8. Civil Engineer do it (sexual innuendo)
  9. Sick News! (If you think)
  10. Off to Frogs, police men
  11. God Grant <off. to everyone- bad attitude>
  12. offensive to women and cars!
  13. Fly a Kite..... <sexual implications>
  14. Humor: Two little kids fighting <adult theme>
  15. sign
  16. Write Clearly Please (clean)
  17. Writing in Acronyms
  18. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/13/94
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14th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Humor: Gifts of gloves for his sweetheart <risque>
  2. Offensive to WASPS
  3. 10 rules to keep the workers down/in their place
  4. alcohol
  5. What book is good (unoffensive, I hope)
  6. Gods on the Phone <off. to Catholics>
  7. Drowning
  8. Army Retirement
  9. Dirty Jokes
  10. Humor: origin of titles
  11. Lifes Little Truths (Part 8)
  12. Humor: Things I love about New York
  13. Light Bulb Jokes (9 of 25) <off to everyone>
  14. Dog Joke (bad pun)
  15. Humor: Vaseline Survey (sexual inference only)
  16. Ventriloquist
  17. Bill the Cat
  18. St. Peters Gate <off. to Jews, Irishmen and Greeks>
  19. Dirty Joke <sex. suggestive, bad words>
  20. Life 5.A A collection of clean humor gathered on: 4 Oct 89
  21. Specimen bottle (a bit crude)
  22. Humor: Gifts of gloves for his sweetheart <risque>
  23. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/14/94
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15th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. POOPIE LIST (shitty jokes)
  2. Homely people
  3. (U) Lunch, the IBM Way Part 2/2
  4. Nun Joke < may be offensive to nuns, priests, catholics>
  5. Why women shouldnt wear silk panties to the factory.
  6. 1 Truth & 2 jokes
  7. A Deep Shaft.. (offensive to billy goats)
  8. Slightly Risque
  9. car ad
  10. series of politically INcorrect jokes
  11. A Tall Tale on Complex Forensics
  12. Bits and Pieces jokes, plus 1 I heard
  13. TV Memos
  14. Limericks (clean)
  15. Sneezing joke
  16. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/15/94
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16th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. New Priest (off. to Catholics) (1 bad word)
  2. Humor: A toast to space <adult theme>
  3. Ticking off Conservatives
  4. Am political humor: parody of the American Spectator
  5. Rules of apartment living Part 1/2
  6. OJ jury and bar hopping
  7. a continuing series of politically INcorrect musings
  8. Joke(off.to Catholics,etc.
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17th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Popes favorite joke <somewhat irreverent>
  2. Politically Correct TV Shows
  3. Joke request -- Polish
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18th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. <off.to religious?>
  2. Virgin joke <Adult>
  3. Football (soccer) World Cup 1994
  4. Sex & violence <rude & offensive>
  5. Clean Scientific Humor
  6. FW: New "from" address
  7. Religious joke <clean>
  8. Rules of Apartment Living Part 2/2
  9. Dress for success
  10. Life 5.B A collection of clean humor gathered on: 10 Oct 89
  11. Adages from Famous People
  12. Polish Joke Request
  13. 2 jokes
  14. lawyer joke (offensive but true)
  15. Insensitive OJ joke & FR joke
  16. Answering machine messages....
  17. Gay joke. 1 crude word
  18. Laboratory Humor
  19. Early Am almanac humor: Epitaph for a scold
  20. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/18/94
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19th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Lifes Little Truths (Part 9)
  2. Length differences (rude)
  3. Crude joke.(Offensive to incestiphiles)
  4. Local Customs
  5. cigarettes
  6. 2 jokes: Flowers and marriage
  7. Office Poster
  8. Humor: Lee Harvey Oswald <sick; offensive to Kennedys>
  9. Light Bulb Jokes (10 of 25) <off to everyone>
  10. HUMOR: Lyrics to scrambled eggs & administrivia
  11. PH-server (fwd)
  12. Aggie humor (would be offensive if they could understand it)
  13. Life 5.B A collection of clean humor gathered on: 10 Oct 89
  14. Re: Length differences (rude)
  15. Snail Humor
  16. Sightless driving <offensive to sight impaired?>
  17. Woodstock <clean for all>
  18. Three-sheet bed <off. to whites? black people, and Mexicans>
  19. Legal Briefs (non-offensive)
  20. Country Sayings 3
  21. Umpires <off to umpires>
  22. Virgins <off. language>
  23. More snail humor...
  24. club foot (off to Italians? Club footed?)
  25. Stupid Human Tricks.
  26. Offensive to rabid fans of British royalty
  27. Beginners Guide to Golf (poss offensive)
  28. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/19/94
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20th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Toilet Training (may be offensive to feminists???)
  2. Lunch (disgusting)
  3. Food (may be off to: correct spellers, fat people, women)
  4. Men And Women Are Not Alike
  5. Humor: Toddlers creed
  6. Heaven and Hell <ethnic>
  7. Cement Driveway
  8. Things To Do List
  9. Men & Women <off to Men & women>
  10. ZOO RELATIONSHIPS (True Story) from Voice of America Gopher
  11. Canary Coloured Paint (sick animal humor)
  12. Italian who went to Malta <language, italian stereotype>
  13. SEXUAL; CRUDE
  14. FW: Random media headline junk (fwd)
  15. Humor: A few good Movies to rent, and food to go with them...
  16. Lifes little inconsistencies...and greeting cards
  17. Seductive delivery man
  18. Life 5.C A collection of clean humor gathered on: 26 Oct 89
  19. Spelling Checkers.
  20. Think before you speak . . .
  21. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/20/94
  22. Bible Salesperson
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21st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. V. Feminist Joke (offensive to sane persons intellect)
  2. Another Office Poster
  3. Auction joke
  4. Philosophical Humor <implied vulgarity>
  5. Humor: Some interesting and usefull sayings...
  6. Nuptial errors <may be offensive>
  7. More Famous People Adages
  8. Practical Joke <phonetically offensive>
  9. Seen on an Office Wall
  10. Snail Pace
  11. Early Am almanac humor: naval surgeons (2)
  12. Offensive to Colorado
  13. 8 limericks <crude>
  14. Contains sexual material
  15. Happiness<clean>
  16. Re: V. Feminist Joke (offensive to sane persons intellect)
  17. Rules for jumping from public galleries
  18. Aggie joke
  19. Top 5 list
  20. Acronyms Close to home
  21. Humor: Operating Systems
  22. switching signs
  23. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/21/94
  24. <No Subject Given>
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22nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Poor Scientific Jokes (clean, but come w/ my apologies)
  2. Diplomat Speak - A guide to interpretation
  3. Hospital administrator goes to heaven
  4. ANOTHER Office Poster Seen.........
  5. Message for Ira Goldstein at CUNY ( not a joke
  6. playing (repulsive)
  7. Office Poster
  8. Humor: Corporate Hallway Greetings...
  9. Churchills Retort <offensive 50 years ago>
  10. Growing old...<offensive (?) to elderly>
  11. cannibals
  12. selecting the pope(off. to catholics, implied sexual content)
  13. May be crude?????
  14. Sexual content - off. to Lesbians...
  15. Do-It-isms: an interim report <off to most everyone>
  16. Vampyre joke, crude
  17. codes of conduct
  18. Life 5.D A collection of clean humor gathered on: 31 Oct 89
  19. Vulgar and disgusting<offensive to all>
  20. Anecdotes (mild
  21. David Lettermans Missed List for 07/22/94
  22. Humor: Screaming Women <crude, sexual>
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23rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Doctorate Tales (Based on a TRUE STORY!!!)
  2. 1 clean and 1Crude Joke >sexual content, 1 bad word<
  3. Codes of conduct (Part II)
  4. Childrens humor: Blue elephant jokes
  5. Clinton jokes(offensive
  6. Humor: European insult <may offend some Germans>
  7. A prayer<offensive to religious>
  8. Opening for the 07/22/94 Top Ten List
  9. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/22/94
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24th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Poor Computer Jokes (clean, but come w/ my apologies)
  2. professors
  3. PUBLIC SEX -Forwarded (fwd)
  4. Lives of 3 saints <rude, profane>
  5. Humor: 5 limericks <adult language; rudeness>
  6. Exam... -> NB! Off lang. <-
  7. Politically Correct TV Shows
  8. HUMOR> UFO article
  9. AOL Problems Parody Part 1 (of 2) >Off to AOL staff, users?<
  10. jerk off <not necessarily off. to Sikhs. In fact, they can take pride>
  11. Election 96
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25th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Lifes Little Truths (part 10)
  2. How Kids Compare...
  3. Fulghams story
  4. Civilization <offensive to westerners>
  5. Germans/Sex <explicit language>
  6. Mahatma Gandhi (off. to the Royal dress designers)
  7. AOL Problems Parody Part 2 (of 2) >Off to AOL staff, users?<
  8. Humor: A young view on science...
  9. Brother of the son of Codes of conduct (the lost years)
  10. Early Am almanac humor: Decartes
  11. Life 5.E A collection of clean humor gathered on: 2 Nov 89
  12. bar joke (poss off to lesbians or rednecks) rated R
  13. Money Humor
  14. Skinny-dipping
  15. offensive to monks
  16. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/25/94
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26th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Southern Divorce <off. to Southerners>
  2. oral roberts obedience school <off. to fundamentalists>
  3. Humor: Miss P. Green <crude, sexual>
  4. Use of the Word "UP" (Clean
  5. The Government Strikes Again (or) Smart Dogs Can Do Tricks
  6. Math (offensive 2 math teachers)
  7. Alt.sex.stories....
  8. Old Joke
  9. the account <foul language>
  10. Earth First!
  11. FW: Internet Hype Kit
  12. Gender war humor
  13. Sexist jokes <off. to women, feminists>
  14. Communication glitch
  15. Joke <off- to speach impaired
  16. Net humor;movie quote;dishwshr
  17. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/26/94
  18. Ups and Downs
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27th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Humour: <Offensive>
  2. what *not* to put in a resume cover letter
  3. May be somewhat off. to Microsoft
  4. May be offensive to men, for a change
  5. Joke <off- to speach impaired
  6. Humor: 2 jokes - airhead and stranger (sexual content)
  7. Political quip
  8. 100% American - Part 1/5
  9. Humor: Baptist Minister <slightly crude, one crude word>
  10. Wacko (offensive to space aliens <g>)
  11. More kid humor
  12. <No Subject Given>
  13. Church donations (off to televangelists??)
  14. clean newlywed joke
  15. Clean <offensive to ex. wifes>
  16. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/27/94
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28th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Newlyweds joke
  2. Quote of the day
  3. pubic hair/Pittsburg
  4. Political metaphor <lang., off to poly-scientists?!>
  5. chemistry song
  6. A very old computer Humour
  7. bachelors vs. married men
  8. No-no <racist> &..
  9. vampire & skeleton
  10. Dirty Jokes
  11. One (or 3) liner
  12. Lifes Little Truths (Part 11)
  13. chemistry
  14. Humorous insurance quotes
  15. Repost>Early Am almanac humor: DesCartes
  16. Religious Joke <offensive to conservative religionists>
  17. Witty Insults 1/12 >off to you!<
  18. 100% American - Part 2/5
  19. Attorney/Client Joke
  20. FW: White Trash Field Guide
  21. Just For Laughs Festival <offensive>
  22. FW: White Trash Field Guide -Reply
  23. Re: Seductive delivery man
  24. Humor: Mother Murphys Laws (sexual connotations)
  25. OFF. TO BARBARA WALTERS FANS AND INDIANS
  26. More White Trash Humor
  27. Confession (offensive to church people)
  28. Rene Descartes
  29. Toasting computer software engineers
  30. gross
  31. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/28/94
  32. Aliens <moderately naughty>
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29th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Multiple-choice question
  2. hes really a she! <off. to gays and the like!>
  3. Off to Jewish gunfighters
  4. Shirts
  5. 100% American - Part 3/5
  6. Dinosaurs (Offensive to Reptiles with Alternative Lifestyles)
  7. True Story in Congress (non-off)
  8. Humor: The great bra burning
  9. Witty Insults! 2/12 >off to You!<
  10. Humor: Pravda <rude>
  11. Rude words, adult themes: 5 more limericks
  12. Crunch Bird joke
  13. 3 more limericks (crude)
  14. Cute jokes
  15. David Lettermans Top Ten List for 07/29/94
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30th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Basketball
  2. Offensive abortion stories
  3. Woodstock Top 16
  4. Lifes Little Truths (Part 12)
  5. Witty Insults 3/12 >off to You!<
  6. Franglais: Frances war against English <humor>
  7. Early Am Almanac humor: The father of the child
  8. cemetery humor <offensive to the dead, maybe>
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31st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Smokers (off. to smokers!!!!!)
  2. Japanese jokes (non-offensive)
  3. Politically Correct TV Shows
  4. Humor: making Holy Water <profane, rude>
  5. Teen anxiety
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